It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

After the 48-hour rest, I entered the task report stage step by step. At the same time, because there were too many accidents and variables in this trip, there were also many additional tasks derived.

When Wo Xiu found Yahuiquan at the Joint Office that day, it was said that General Ya had just started a big fire. With the other party's office as the center, the surrounding atmosphere was mysterious and sinister. The body language was tense, and he looked as if he was facing an enemy when he entered and exited the room.

Wo Xiu stood at the end of the corridor leading to the office inexplicably. He observed the atmosphere of preparing for a battle for a few seconds. After leading the team for four hours of closed training, he found out—oh, it turns out that Yahuiquan is I was annoyed by those spin-off jobs.

It is true that General Ya, as an adult, is still an adult who has already experienced a lot and has excellent ability to deal with changes. Logically speaking, he should not be easily cracked in front of work.

But if a lot of extra work is added, and the docking process is infinitely procrastinated, the docking department is not coordinated at all, resulting in project links that fight each other, and repeated work due to link fights, plus a group of mentally retarded people. Words such as "extra-territorial alliance" and "first-generation commander of special forces" directly dragged down the personnel of other departments in terms of their ability to handle affairs.

There are also 24/[-] journalists who attack all his communication ports with greeting letters and invitation letters like a snowflake, and people who try to find out the news one after another.

There is also Shining Wing's daily fixed work schedule that collides with these trivial matters, and his personal routine schedule that seriously conflicts with time...

All of the above, each one has the effect of "one plus one is greater than two", and the accumulation is comparable to a nightmare.

Ya Huiquan unilaterally believes that he can endure all these odds and ends until today, and only saved up to blow up once in total. If he didn't burn the chicken feathers of the place with a missile on the first day, he was already quite restrained , the result of using the basic literacy of adults.

Hearing the sound of the office door, Yahuiquan didn't look up, but the temperature around him dropped two degrees. His tone was cold and angry: "Is it because I didn't say clearly enough just now, or is there something wrong with the words 'office banned for two hours'?" How difficult to understand, I overestimated your ability to understand? Get out!"

However, those who trespassed in the office and blatantly violated the general's orders were very bold. After hearing these angry words, not only did they not get angry and fled quickly because they bumped their heads into the cliff, Huiquan, on the contrary, they "faced the difficulties" and walked forward. Without any sign of retreat, he continued to walk towards the table.

Yahuiquan didn’t want to see a single living thing at this time, and he didn’t want to be disturbed by all the things that could breathe in front of him. He finally looked up with a cursing expression on his face, and said, “I can’t understand people’s words, I will send you to the mentally handicapped now. Nursing center for the disabled, get out with a disability certification" has come to the lips, ready to spray with anger——

Shaking the fluffy hair that has just been washed after training, the person with the gradual change in the ends of the hair pulls out a high stool, sits on the opposite side of Yahuiquan's desk, and puts a more daring arm on the table Go up, relax and support your head.

Yahuiquan: "..."

Wo Xiu sat with his head on the opposite side of the table and looked at him, as if he looked up murderously when he couldn't see Ya Huiquan, and said with a smile: "Hey, it's so fierce."

Getting angry also pays attention to rushing. The anger that was ready to go out could not be spewed out immediately, and was interrupted by an unexpected visitor. If you want to reconnect, it is always not very strong, a bit bluffing, and follow up The meaning of fatigue.

Ya Huiquan was speechless and looked at the unexpected Wo Xiu for a while. The other party's relaxation was in stark contrast to his tenseness. He finally said, "Have you expelled yourself from human status?"

Wo Xiu still braced his head and blinked his blue eyes: "Huh?"

"I set an order to ban entry into the office for two hours, and the scope of effect is for everyone." Yahuiquan managed to regain a little bit of cursing, and he raised a sarcastic eyebrow, "You don't seem to have suddenly lost your mind, It looks like you have lost your basic understanding of words, but you can still communicate and understand human speech, so I can only venture to guess that you don’t regard yourself as a human being, so you turn a blind eye to the prohibition announcement, and first expel your human origin and then Come in with peace of mind."

Wo Xiu, who was no longer a human being after General Ya's few words, sighed with his expression unchanged.

"Alas." Wo Xiu sighed, "The Supreme Commander unconditionally exchanged special management regulations—General Ya, you personally approved it when you held a meeting, and it was released to all members of the joint department. It is said that you even took the express channel to get it signature."

Yahuiquan paused, remembering that this happened.

Wo Xiu looked at him quietly, with a melancholy expression on his face, and teased at the same time: "Mr. Changing the order from day to day, sir, I'm sorry, is this the fickleness of the legendary man?"

After all, I really forgot about it by accident. The "fickle man" Ya Huiquan had nothing to say, maybe he was still a little confused because he just got angry, and he habitually wanted to criticize everything he saw.

He made a mistake for a while, and was blocked by Wo Xiu, "Why do you say that, it's like you expelled yourself from male status?" He didn't laugh at it, swallowed the words himself, and was worried that he would make too many mistakes. The little bastard can independently produce a basketful of ridicules, and the production of fallacies is very rich. There are too many words to talk, and he can always block his mouth.

Yahuiquan suppressed his anger reluctantly, and let Woxiu, a living creature, invade the territory he had set a ban on. He tried his best to soften his voice: "So, what's the matter with you?"

He asked Wo Xiu, thinking that Wo Xiu came here because he really had something serious to discuss.

But in the next second, when the little bastard's smile didn't change, his legs were stretched out under the table, and the other leg was loosely stepping on the bottom bar of the high-footed round stool... the stretched leg still bumped into it intentionally or unintentionally. When he touched Yahuiquan's leg under the table, Yahuiquan suddenly put a huge question mark behind the "business" in his heart.

"Let me express my condolences to you." Wo Xiu said, "Look at what made you lose your temper."

Yahuiquan, who found himself naive, stopped his pen, and he and Wo Xiu, who had been taking a good time to relax, looked at each other silently again, and then turned his face away: "Unconditional communication does not mean unconditional chat, if you have nothing to do, get out!"

Ya Huiquan finally realized that Wo Xiu might be panicked by himself, so he came to him specially to pass the time. He was able to take a little time from the huge workload and distract himself from dealing with the other party. There is no special treatment for ordinary people.

It never occurred to him that this person didn't cherish preferential treatment, and was just talking nonsense in his precious time.

"I'm very busy here." He said angrily, "I can't entertain the commander next door who is so busy for some reason, please move and find someone else to show your trouble."

Wo Xiu's visit, of course, is not purely flirting or showing his troubles, but it is indeed a serious business.

In the huge derivative work, led by the Star Alliance official and the foreign joint official, both sides want to take advantage of the festive atmosphere of the New Year and there is still a small tail, seize this time, and hold a show that not only meets the official publicity needs, but also caters to the public. I look forward to promoting the celebration of the peaceful establishment of diplomatic relations again.

The resurrection of Wo Xiu gave both sides an excellent reason to celebrate, and the fruitful travel results are also worthy of a celebration.

As a result, as the banquet project was finalized, Woxiu and Yahuiquan, as the core figures of the banquet, had to do a dozen more tasks for the celebration centered on themselves. Where one person can make up their own minds, it is because they have to abide by a "Joint Work Fairness and Justice Discussion Guidelines", so they have to meet from time to time for trivial matters, and have many completely unnecessary meetings, like playing house Seriously go to discuss shit.

Everything in the Star Alliance needs to talk about the process, the process, and the meeting cannot be held immediately. The general process is like this——

General Deya first sat in his office and passed the message to the head of the personal guard. The head of the personal guard, Lu Siming, then called the secretariat. , this person is responsible for connecting to the secretariat of the special forces next door to convey the thoughts of his immediate commander.

Immediately, starting from the secretariat next door, the next door will replicate this process in reverse order, report the news up layer by layer, and finally report to Wo Xiu, and then Wo Xiu will reply to Yahuiquan's thoughts, and the news will be distributed layer by layer , Passed to Yahuiquan.

Ya Huiquan and Wo Xiu only tossed about this process once, and both of them felt suffocated at the same time. As a result, General Ya resolutely launched "unconditional intercommunication". Just drop by in the office, and the two of them tacitly "fuck the process" together.

Wo Xiu obviously came to visit with a discussion project, and he also made a list of today's content that needs to be finalized by the two of them. Once the list is pulled out, the above things are arranged in order of importance and priority. The level is clear at a glance, and it is very convenient to handle .

It only took Yahuiquan less than half an hour to finish twelve small projects with Wo Xiu. He deeply felt that if the staff in the Star Alliance were half as efficient as Wo Xiu, he would not be angry.

He rubbed between his brows when Wo Xiu put away the list: "Next time, can't you put the business at the front and save a few flirtatious words?"

General Ya, who had affirmed Wo Xiu's ability in his heart, still wanted to condemn him verbally, so far it was difficult to express his appreciation directly.

When Wo Xiu was actually doing things, he changed his casual and lazy posture, and was very upright. His eyes on the office screen were so focused that he almost didn't look like him.

But the moment Yahuiquan finished speaking, those eyes that had calmed down while doing business were raised, completing the seamless switch from "serious focus" to "no shape".

"Why is it not a business to condolence you, it is also a business to me." Wo Xiu said with a smile.

What he said was actually a bit out of bounds, beyond the scope of ordinary flirting, more like a subtle chatting on the line.

But soon, just before Yahuiquan felt that it was difficult to respond to these words, so he had to keep silent and make the atmosphere weird, Wo Xiu blinked, and he added the words himself, and said: "Look, I am sympathetic to you." For a moment, you argue with me, is your whole person much calmer, not as murderous as before I entered the door? This fully shows that it is necessary to condolences to your partners, and the work efficiency has improved after the condolences. "

Although Ya Huiquan thought it was fallacious, but it could expose the subtlety just now, so he reluctantly admitted that it made sense.

He said "hmm" to Wo Xiu, and before Wo Xiu got up to leave, he remembered something and called the other party: "By the way, about the celebration—"

General Ya had a slight pause, and when Wo Xiu turned to look at him, he found that his expression was a little bit tangled.

Yahuiquan finally continued in a deliberately nonchalant tone: "I will bring the cat to the celebration banquet...Didn't I tell you?"

It was I who said I wanted to show Wo Xiu the cat, but there was a small problem on my side. From Ya Huiquan's point of view, it meant that the person who showed the cat did not find the cat. The person was waiting on the other side... still in an awkward posture, almost as if he was playing with someone inexplicably.

That day, Wo Xiu, who had been waiting for a long time, was finally dismissed by the sentence "Why don't you wash it first", and he was not angry. It came out under the guise that it was an unnecessary part of the process of making him call Wo Xiu. General Ya then unilaterally interpreted Wo Xiu's last sentence. I made an appointment for the next time, which means that the other party is really interested in his cat, wants to take a look, and is looking forward to it.

"Looking at the cat" was upgraded in Ya Huiquan's heart, and he was directly given a sense of responsibility by Wo Xiu "next time", feeling that he had to find another opportunity to make up for the cat that he didn't see.

No, the celebration is coming soon. General Ya weighed it up and decided that this is the most suitable opportunity. He can bring Li Dandan in the name of his family members. Is it because Xiu has no time to communicate in private when he is busy, let alone the problem of calling the other party with his cat when he is at home.

Wouldn't it be better to show Li Dandan face to face?

Consciously finding the optimal solution, General Ya shared the good news with Wo Xiu.

"Good news" hit Wo Xiu heavily, he still had a smile on his face, and cast his gaze blankly at Yahuiquan who told him about it.

Ya Huiquan is not used to doing this kind of thing that fulfills other people's wishes. After he finished speaking, he lowered his head and opened a new file folder with a pretense of pretending to read the file. He was even more embarrassed.

But after waiting on the spot for a minute, he felt that something was wrong, so he raised his head from the file and looked left and right at Wo Xiu for a while.

"What's wrong with you?" He asked inexplicably, "What kind of door carving are you standing at my door?"