It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

The roles of Yahuiquan and Woxiu are not the same, and the subjective feelings of the two will naturally differ.

But in general, it is very subtle. Ya Huiquan introspected on the point of "a married man, General Ya, is suspected to be facing a moral torture, and he treats his married partner, Li Dandan, as if he was wrong for reason". In the rare free time, I compared my attitude towards cats and towards people, and I found it very complicated - not very good, it seems to be true.

Marrying a cat was a complete accident. At first, Yahuiquan was annoyed and helpless with it. For this reason, he even lost his temper with the system of the registration center, angrily complaining that he was artificially retarded. By the way, he was eccentric and sarcastic about the whole planning of the new marriage law. The group publicly lamented that they are full of imagination and creativity in legislation, and they are romantic visionaries in the contemporary legal circle. The research and adjustment of mere legal articles is simply too inferior to this group of people-why don't they all go out and engage in entertainment creation, maybe How many fantasy masters can there be?

But anger is anger, anger is anger, Yahuiquan's anger and rage, and all of them have clear goals and precise output. No matter how he almost bursts into tears because of this marriage that cannot be dissolved at will, there is no one who can swear in the street. Dissatisfied, but for the other party... No, the cat involved, he had no objection to Li Dandan himself, and took this "little criminal" who forcibly touched him home to entertain him.

He verbally said "I won't play with you", but he bought cat toys and cat snacks from a small warehouse for the cat.

A serious statement "I don't know how to raise cats either", but he took the time to read all the three-digit pages compiled by Baili.

And he was still muttering, "Do these people treat raising cats as their ancestors?" On the other hand, unknowingly, what Yahuiquan did was actually taking Li Dandan as a little ancestor, and he once sneered at it The "cat slave groups" are very similar, and they are indistinguishable in behavior.

However, Yahuiquan has always been very clear that Li Dandan is just his cat.

He is not a pervert, he would not really regard a cat as his marriage partner.

Marriage has never been considered in his life in the past. Moving forward and backward, the mysterious and unspeakable "love" in his mouth is just a specious image to Yahuiquan-he knows that this thing exists objectively , and is sung and chased by others. Throughout the ages, countless people have fought for it, wanting to live and die for it, and regard it as one of the emotional categories that must be experienced in life.

But none of this has anything to do with him.

If emotion is a seed, each person's seed will go through the stage of rooting, sprouting, and growing, and finally grow into a big tree supporting the person's inner world, and every small branch that extends out is heavy with the person. The small spiritual fruits such as intimate relationship, firm faith, beautiful past, etc., the branches spread out to him and have infinite possibilities for the future. When they gather together, they condense into the core of his spiritual power, which can continuously make him move forward in life source of power.

Then the tree in Yahuiquan may be a bit "congenitally defective". It has been deficient in nutrients since it was a seed, and it also leaks in the subsequent growth. It always lacks some nutrients, so in the end, his tree grows into a strange tree. The crooked neck tree, only a part of it has luxuriant branches and leaves, and when you look at it from an angle, you can find that it is barren and very ugly.

"Love" is the bare part of the tree in Yahuiquan.

Then move forward from "love" to find out whether there have been ambiguities in his life, emotional turmoil, and who wants to be closer to him for a moment...

At this point, the memory is like the coast washed by the waves repeatedly, and the beautiful colorful shellfish and small star stones were hidden quietly in the soft sand.

In the repeatedly evoked memories, Yahuiquan quietly recalled them in dreams. He walked back along the timeline silently, and found that there was life under the dead branches that he thought were dead. They had secretly accumulated Strength, bits and pieces of greenness emerge carefully on the branches, and timidly look out to the strange world outside.

They may be born behind a passing hand.

It may have sprouted from those helpless but sincere greetings.

It may also be quietly embellished in the palm of someone who helped to support it, and the warmth that melts in the approach.Haunted in the sparkle of diamond stardust.

...but they are too small.

The outside world is very big, and a little bit of tentative green is hard to attract attention, especially since their accumulated power has not yet been displayed, and they have not really germinated.

All these little bits and pieces of traces did not have time to merge into a quiet stream, flowing through the dull chest of an unconscious person, and they died quietly with the disappearance of another person.

What can Yahuiquan do? It is not easy for him to control his own destiny. It took him a lot of effort and a little bit of luck to get to where he is today. No matter who you look up to, you can act in a relatively free area.

For things that come from the outside world and are given to him by others, he really lacks a little control. He doesn't know how to take into account the fate of others, to force this ghost thing of fate to favor others, to forcefully connect it The life trajectory of others is interrupted.

There is nothing he can do.

He also realized it too late.

So in the end, even if he wanted to, it would not be so difficult to dissolve a marriage that was just an accident. Yashang who holds real power will be able to deal with the troubles caused by the idiot policy. It is estimated that they can publicly humiliate the new marriage law again, to show off their reputation for being vicious.

But he habitually prepared the release plan and emergency record, and sat facing the screen for a while in the night, stroking the fluff of the sleeping milk cat in front of him with his fingers.

He thought: "Forget it."

Who did you leave the place vacant on purpose?Does it make sense?

If the position is empty, it's meaningless, and he doesn't feel that he has to get someone who wants to be filled in by the other party, so it's better to let the cat occupy this position, and it can also reduce the trouble of others trying to get his marriage idea, isn't it better? ?

So Yahuiquan finally gave up, and he regarded Li Dandan only as his cat, and later as a new and very important member of his family.

The title of marriage is taken by the cat. He doesn't take it seriously, and he doesn't care about it.

As a result, who knows that the world is so impermanent——

There was an official stamp of death, and he also witnessed the fraudulent corpse of the person who was buried in the sea of ​​flames!

Wo Xiu popped out of the ruins of the core of the natural disaster as if doing sit-ups, and his face was blurred by shock and surprise, and even the dead branches and greenery seemed to be "successful twice". Under the heat and light it brought, it quietly revived again, and began to probe its brain.

At first, Yahuiquan was skeptical and amazed, but later the skepticism and astonishment were relieved, and he barely got used to the fact that "Woxiu really came back from the dead".Due to his nature of tossing himself, it stands to reason that when he actually met this person, he should start to restrain himself, carefully put away those things that he still can't explain clearly, observe carefully for a while, and then slowly ponder Inner thoughts, and finally made a risk assessment and backup plan, and then tried it carefully...

But logically speaking, it is reasonable to say that Yahuiquan actually dealt with Wo Xiu purely by intuition and instinct, and his intuition and instinct were obviously not very reliable.

Wo Xiu somehow took the initiative to get closer, and the man made more small movements and verbal teasing than before. At first, Ya Huiquan felt that such a Wo Xiu was difficult to resist, and his first reaction was to hide.

But he tried to listen to his inner voice, and found that his intuition said: "Wait, why don't you run away and try first."

Yahuiquan often only struggled for a moment, but still listened to his heart, no matter how he faced the enemy, he would stop in place and not hide.

... Then he really got used to it, and found that it was actually okay.

Confused, he seems to have quickly gotten used to this person's flirtatiousness, not only seamlessly connecting with the original mode of getting along, he and Wo Xiu have also experienced a "mode upgrade", and there is a tendency to continue to upgrade.

...and then it occurred to him that he seemed to be a married person.

The first time he dragged Li Dandan to him and used the cat as a reason to call Wo Xiu, Ya Huiquan didn't realize anything was wrong.

The second time, the day he promised Wo Xiu that he would bring the cat to the celebration, and wanted to meet the cat-watching expectations, the legally married general came home and looked at his cat, and he received as usual The cat's welcome, being hugged by Li Dandan, he hugged the cat silently, and suddenly began to think about a dignified question involving family ethics——

If he is like this now, is it considered... the legendary spiritual cheating?

General Ya was shocked by his speculation, and he didn't even dare to look directly at his cat.

"I'm more inclined to put it another way, master." The electronic butler who learned about the troubles of the master said fairly, and Baili raised the mechanical arm through the coffee machine, "You are an emotional problem that people in the ancient earth age like to discuss very much. Here, I am facing a problem of 'white moonlight and cinnabar mole', 'red rose and white rose'."

Ya Huiquan was really ill and went to the doctor in a hurry. He said "hmm" to Baili's analysis, and leaned in front of his small bar, with one shoulder leaning on the hollowed-out display cabinet next to the bar.

"So." Mr. Ya, who was talking with AI, asked, "What else can you analyze? Can you generate a basic plan through your database and find similar cases?"

"I'm afraid the cases I found are not optimistic." Baili said, "Among the six-digit related entries I can retrieve, it is known that in similar emotional situations, the general parties are either between red and white roses. He vacillated, and eventually became a scumbag who was labeled as "indecisive". Either, for the convenience of Bai Yueguang to hurt the cinnabar mole, a series of love-hate entanglements in a triangle relationship evolved, or, there will be a kind of comparison here. Extreme results—"

The artificial intelligence also learned to play tricks, and Baili stopped before the "extreme results".

Yahuiquan was about to drink water, but his lips were pressed to the rim of the cup, and he raised his eyes with the rim of the cup in his mouth, and said from under the lips that were lightly pressed by the cup: "What result?"

"Because the parties involved were too entangled and hesitant, he was indecisive, so in the end, Bai Yueguang and the cinnabar mole both saw his bad nature, and Red and White Rose were no longer interested in giving their sincerity to the same dregs. In this extreme situation, some There is a certain chance that the white moonlight will be with the cinnabar mole, and the red and white roses will be beautiful together from now on, and they will achieve complete stability after abandoning the protagonist."

Yahuiquan: "..."

Ya Huiquan said again: "...how about your independent generation plan?"

"I'm sorry, Master." Baili said, "Out of selfishness, I hope you will be happy and always get what you want in life, but at the same time, I also hope that you will be fair to Mr. Li, and that everything will be fine for Mr. Li. Well, I hope everyone in this family is safe and well."

The implication of the electronic housekeeper is——

Sorry, it can't be generated, the task is too difficult, please don't make it too difficult for an innocent artificial intelligence.

Yahuiquan didn't receive any practical help, and after chatting with Baili, it even made people feel more depressed. He leaned against the decorative cabinet and stared at the small coffee machine on the bar... for a moment, completely Having nothing to say, I had no choice but to drink all the water in the cup in one gulp. When I put the water cup back on the bar, I reached out angrily and knocked on the top cover of the coffee machine.

"Fortunately, you are a housekeeping artificial intelligence." Ya Huiquan said, "If you become an emotional consulting artificial intelligence, I think the manufacturer will pay 2000 million yuan a year, and the sales can't keep up with the customer's mental damage claims."

Bai Lidun felt that he had received an airframe attack from his master, and wanted to make a long-winded theory with his colleagues, defending the fact that his emotional module is actually very superior.

However, Yahuiquan directly activated the deaf-mute skill, listening but not hearing, turning a blind eye, wearing home clothes and wearing a pocket pocket to walk out of the cool aura, and people walked away with a smile on their faces.

Li Dandan did not participate in this conversation at all, and the cat sneaked to the bathroom again during the conversation, and Woxiu processed an urgent document that could not be delayed. Dan Dan just went to play by himself, a person and a cat met suddenly across a distance of a corridor, each occupying one end of the aisle, both were a little guilty, and because they were all guilty together, neither of them realized that the other was also guilty.

"...Come here." Ya Huiquan bent slightly at the end of the corridor, and opened his hand towards Li Dandan.

"Meow." Li Dandan responded quickly, spread her four paws and ran over quickly.

One person and one cat "happily" went upstairs and into the bedroom.

Ya Huiquan tried his best to pretend not to care about Baili's example, as if the "heart-to-heart talk" with Baili hadn't affected him.

But obviously, some objectively existing things are not transferred by human will, and will not disappear out of thin air.

Yahuiquan had two strange dreams in a row the night before the celebration banquet.

The first one was that he successfully brought Li Dandan to the banquet hall on the second day, and finally introduced Li Dandan to Wo Xiu.

When Wo Xiu saw Li Dandan, he really liked it very much. He showed a happy smile expecting to be satisfied, and took the cat from Yahuiquan very familiarly, and said happily: "It's called Li Dandan, right? ?”

Yahuiquan felt that the smile dazzled his eyes, and he let out a disturbed "hmm", and found that Wo Xiu didn't question his naming level, and continued to say happily: "Good name!"

To be honest, it was the first time since General Ya named the cat that he heard someone praise the name "Li Dandan". "eyes" has developed to the point where it can dazzle other people's minds.

"It's called this because..." Yahuiquan was probably a little more honest in his dream than he was in reality, and he couldn't help but want to say Li Dandan's name.

But soon, he realized in his dream that something was wrong again. The reason why he didn't finish his sentence was Wo Xiu's strange reaction—Wo Xiu didn't look at him at all. Mao, the phrase "good name" seems to be not based on boasting Yahuiquan, but on the basis that the other party likes Li Dandan, Li Dandan's name is of course also a "good name".

Ya Huiquan's intuition was wrong, and his shaky mind suddenly stabilized, allowing him to observe the scene in front of him more objectively and rationally.

Wo Xiu hugged the cat and masturbated for a while, Li Dandan also purred sweetly under the other party's hands, completely ignorant of life, and was very useful to Wo Xiu's service.

Yahuiquan began to feel bad, and a sense of crisis for no reason forced him over, making his eyelids twitch.

"Is it ready?" Yahuiquan heard himself say, he stretched out his hand, "Give it back to me, you..."

However, Wo Xiu made a wrong step and moved away from Yahuiquan's outstretched hand.

"Your cat is really good." Wo Xiu hugged Li Dandan away from Yahuiquan, with a happy smile on his face, but his mouth was very bandit and said, "He is mine now."

Ya Huiquan couldn't believe it: "What?"

"Look." Wo Xiu said, "It likes me so much, and now it doesn't want to come back to you. It's best for us to be together."

Ya Huiquan quickly went to look at Li Dandan, and found that Li Dandan was lying in Wo Xiu's arms leisurely. Seeing him looking over, the cat straightened up against Wo Xiu's chest, moved close to Wo Xiu's chin, and gave it to him. a kiss.

Li Dandan said: "Meow meow."

It sounds like saying "yes".

Just like that, under the watchful eye of Yahuiquan, Li Dandan ran away with Wo Xiu, and he was frozen in place, his mind and body were hit so stiffly, it was hard for him to think of chasing after him, Wo Xiu, the little bastard With its long legs, Dan can run very fast. Li Dandan is even more heartless, spreading his limbs and running at Woxiu's feet - he doesn't even listen to Yahuiquan calling its name, and the cat's ears don't move. Turn around!

Yahuiquan was exhausted from chasing in his dream, and the moment he woke up, he felt that he was still chasing, and his mind was full of "my cat!".

He almost jumped up from the bed, startling Li Dandan next to him.

"Meow meow!" Li Dandan pawed at the person nervously, his first reaction was to check the person's head, worried that the sequelae of the past had recurred, and then the cat confirmed that the person did not have a headache, and the reason for waking up did not seem to be the onset of illness. He circled Yahuiquan once, and stuck himself on the other's beating heart, using his own warm body temperature to soothe the man's almost violent chest heaving.

"Meow?"

Wo Xiu could only roughly deduce that the person was having a nightmare, and he coaxed the other party as best as he could.

For a while, Ya Huiquan just hugged Li Dandan tightly silently, and then brought the cat in front of him with both hands holding its front paws for a closer inspection.

"...You can't just run away with someone, you know?" Ya Huiquan said after watching for a long time.

The cat stared at him completely inexplicably.

But it was completely inexplicable, and it didn't prevent Wo Xiu from knowing that there was someone here who needed more comfort. He hugged the other person carefully, and slowly patted the back of Yahuiquan's hand with his tail rhythmically.

Ya Huiquan relaxed slowly, he accepted the cat's comfort, and murmured vaguely "Little heartless", which was really unreasonable, but fortunately, Li Dandan only turned his ears in doubt, and didn't care about others.

The second strange dream came just before dawn. Ya Huiquan found that the cat in the dream had also returned to his arms, and Wo Xiu was standing two steps away from him.

When Ya Huiquan saw Wo Xiu, he reflexively hugged Li Dandan even tighter, lest this "Wo Xiu in his dream" would stage another scene of snatching cats in broad daylight.

But I never thought that in the last dream, Wo Xiu, who was still paying close attention to Li Dandan, didn't even look at the cat this time, only looking at Yahuiquan.

"You chose the cat, didn't you?" Wo Xiu said without going to the village or back to the store, his eyes still inexplicably heavy.

Ya Huiquan was still reacting to what happened and why the plot had changed. On the other side, Wo Xiu seemed to have understood his silence by himself, and deciphered something from his "silent" response.

"I see." Wo Xiu nodded again, like a man in a sad dream, he turned around slowly, leaving his lonely back to Yahuiquan who was holding Li Dandan.

He just took a step and walked far away alone.

Yahuiquan: "..."

In two dreams with completely different plots, General Ya was chasing his cat wildly in the first one, and chasing people with the cat in the latter. It can be said that he had a rough night with ups and downs, and he was clearly lying on the bed. , the actual exercise distance did not exceed one square meter, but when I woke up the next day, I was more tired than running a marathon around the city overnight.

And the itinerary and Baili in his personal terminal also reminded him affectionately——

The day of the celebratory banquet has arrived.

"I have a hunch." Baili said when seeing Yahuiquan out, "Your day will be very meaningful, there are many novel and challenging things waiting for you to experience, and you will gain a lot of."

"When did you still have the curse function?" Yahuiquan said tiredly, "Stop being an electronic butler, I will enroll you in a class, and you can change your career to become an electronic magician."

"I am sending you good wishes." Baili emphasized.

The man pulled his face, hugged the cat in a bow tie and got into the car, not bothering to pay attention to the artificial intelligence that said the blessing was like a curse.

"Please go slowly, you and Mr. Li are safe on the road."