It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

"Sister." Usanna, who was ready to go, held back and held back, but she couldn't hold back, she opened her mouth with a face full of incomprehensible words, and raised her finger to the side, which was also neatly packed, holding a square gift box with both hands respectfully, Xiao Kaimen, "Don't you think it's a bit weird that we're doing this? Little Kaimen holding such a box is especially—"

After the words "especially", Usanna was stared back by her sister Usansa.

This is the administrative area of ​​the special forces in the joint office. The core executives of the special forces who have put on their banquet attire are gathering in the commander's lounge. personnel, they should all rush to the banquet hall in order to participate in the celebration banquet that will start at 10:[-] p.m.

However, their supreme commander was nowhere to be seen—it was probably because Woxiu had issued a notice earlier, saying that the other party would set off with Yahuiquan in the identity of Li Dandan.

At that time, it was Wu Shansha who was in charge of communicating the news. Rao, the elder sister of the "Lion Sister" was well-informed and stable. After hearing this, she couldn't help being stunned and asked in amazement, "Captain, are you going with General Ya?"

Wo Xiu said, "Yeah."

"Then what about reading your personal invitation letter and checking in?" Usansa was even more surprised, her voice was two degrees higher than usual, "And what about your banquet attire?"

The celebration banquet for both parties has a strong political color. As one of the central figures of the celebration, Woxiu's entrance will inevitably attract much attention, and it is impossible to keep a low profile. For a banquet of this level, the identity verification and electronic Reading the invitation letter is also a must. You must bring the invitation letter through the three gates of machine inspection, manual inspection and artificial intelligence inspection before you can determine that your identity is correct and allow you to enter the venue.

Wo Xiu couldn't skip these procedures, and it was impossible to say that all the special forces had arrived, but their supreme commander had been missing for a long time, and then miraculously "flashed" in a certain corner of the banquet hall.

Furthermore, Li Dandan is a cat, even though General Ya is an unexpectedly "girly" person who would have prepared things like small bow ties and dresses for the cat, but Li Dandan quietly changed back to Woxiu. A big change to a living person-what about Woxiu's banquet attire?He can't... can't continue to wear Li Dandan's clothes, can he?

All the high-level members of the special forces were almost paralyzed by the association of "the boss wears a cat costume".

Fortunately, Woxiu came up with a solution himself.

He said: "There is no problem with the time. The banquet venue for the celebration is selected at the Cultural Expo Center, which is both the Star Alliance territory and the Mount planet. For General Ya, it is the 'home of the home'. His arrival time will be earlier. Hours, you arrive earlier than other guests, you set off at regular time, there is just a time difference, I will go with him first and then find a way to sneak out to meet up, and complete Woxiu's public appearance, identity verification and check-in."

As for the clothing issue, Wo Xiu arranged it in this way. He once again assigned the task to his "clothes commissioner"—Little Kaimen, and said to the little crocodile: "Anyway, I don't need any styling. I dress to suit today's banquet." The level is fine, you are responsible for bringing the clothes for me, and I will wear them now after we meet up."

So under such an arrangement, there was a strange scene that made Ursanna really feel very wrong——

Dang Li Dandan wore a small black and white two-color bow tie around his neck, and wore a small tuxedo for cats, got on the car with Yahuiquan and set off.

On the other side, the special forces team is still waiting in the rest area, surrounded by a box containing Wo Xiu's personal dress, and soon Xiao Kaimen will set off with the box to bring the banquet equipment inside to the boss .

Little Kaimen, a young man, has always been a little apprehensive when facing Wo Xiu. Every time he receives a task directly assigned by the boss, he becomes even worse. The attitude of being ready.

The dress box was held up by little Kaimen with both hands, and the little crocodile was afraid that it would be disrespectful to the boss to carry or hold the box with one hand.

Holding the box with both hands, coupled with the young man's overly rigid back and back...

"I understand what Nana wanted to say just now." Another core member said, with a very difficult tone, "Xiao Kaimen, let's change our position, or can you relax?"

Because this looks really unlucky!

It didn't seem like they were going to a banquet, it seemed like they were all going to set up a tomb for the boss.

It even felt a bit like "Commander Woxiu couldn't be there for some reason, so we had to bring our own clothes to replace him"!

Wo Xiu, who was "separated from clothes and clothes", was sitting in the car going to the banquet hall in the body of a cat. He didn't know about this little box-carrying incident, but he was only witnessing the rare rush of the general who came out of the cliff.

Yahuiquan is usually used to seeing Li Dandan who is free and easy, and he is also used to being able to feel the warm and fluffy fur of the cat as soon as he reaches out, but today, Li Dandan is also wearing small clothes in a decent way, and he can't react. Subconsciously thought that Li Dandan was "free and frank" as usual.

Not long after getting in the car, Yahuiquan wanted to reach out to pet the cat, but he actually rubbed it on Li Dandan's swallowtail jacket, almost pulling the buttons off the front. Re-tighten the crooked front for the cat, and refasten the half-slip button by the way, but after some effort, the front is straightened and the button is closed... The Velcro of the small vest inside was caught by him. When I pulled the front placket, I took it away, and when I looked closely, the direction of the tie seemed to be wrong.

Yahuiquan: "..."

Why is the brain that can control twelve mechas at the same time, when dealing with a cat dress that includes only four pieces of equipment, including a shirt, vest, swallowtail jacket and small bow tie, it looks so stretched, as if the hands and the head cannot match Do you always wear something wrong?

General Ya felt puzzled, he stopped cautiously before this tricky task, and at the same time wondered why it was so difficult to get dressed... It's not like he doesn't know how to dress himself!

It's a pity that Baili is not here at the moment, otherwise, the electronic housekeeper who is responsible for putting on Li Dandan's clothes will definitely tell the owner not to worry, adults who have no problem dressing themselves may be confused when dressing others , dressed in strange shapes, not to mention keeping pets, there are not too many adults in this universe who dress their children in a mess. Taking care of yourself and taking care of others are indeed two different things-especially Yahuiquan is still a daily care for yourself. People who don't take care of them very much lack the ability to take care of others.

"Why don't you stop wearing it?" General Ya made an unreasonable suggestion to the cat.

Li Dandan looked at him with a good temper, without any complaints, and stretched out his front paws from under the twisted coat, and pressed the pads on the back of General Ya's hand: "Meow."

Ya Huiquan and Li Dandan looked at each other's blue eyes for a while, and felt that the "instigator" of himself was tortured by the "victim cat" who comforted him in turn. He struggled with Li Dandan's four-piece dress all the way, and before they got off the car at the place, his efforts achieved results, and he restored Li Dandan's "cat outfit" to a relatively tidy state.

Li Dandan is a cat whose chip cannot be uploaded due to a flaw in the policy. His electronic invitation letter is merged with Yahuiquan's. The identity verification also only requires the cat to follow the person, and the person and the cat pass through the gate together.

And this allowed Wo Xiu to beat the time difference with more confidence.

Wo Xiu's judgment was not wrong. For Yahuiquan, the celebration was held in Monte Star, which was his home field. He was also the center of the banquet, so he would not be empty even if he arrived early. There was still a basket The small work before the meeting is waiting for him to deal with.

At the same time, Yahuiquan is not the only one who arrives early, and many people who are interested enter the arena early even if they have no work requirements. Seize the gap that General Ya has arrived but the special forces have not yet arrived. He leaned over in the name of someone, and listened to the information inside and outside the words.

The celebration is different from the social dance last time. The social dance is that as long as General Ya is not happy and puts on a cold face, no one dares to interrupt at will, and he dares not force him to show up. He must also "socialize" with others However, when it comes to the celebration, one of the reasons for it is to celebrate the fruitful results of the missions outside. The promotional slogan openly reads "Celebrate the reunion of the heroes who jointly shut down the natural disaster host in the past, and jointly witness the joint development of the Star Alliance and the Outer Territory. A more peaceful and better tomorrow".

With such a major premise and title, no matter how much Ya Huiquan usually rejects people for thousands of miles, exuding the air of "don't approach strangers" all over his body, he has to face the greetings one after another, with water running in his ears. Like a stack of congratulatory words, seeing one after another exquisite smiling face presented to him like a big sale.

"Why haven't the special forces arrived yet?" Ya Huiquan thought after dealing with another group of people who came to send congratulatory messages, and dismissed the spies with template-style routines.

He put on the headline "Special Forces" in a very serious way, but in fact he mainly wanted to ask Wo Xiu why he hadn't come yet.

Out of some relatively secret "dark thoughts", Ya Huiquan couldn't wait for another person to roll over quickly, suffer together with him, and share the care of Peng Bai that would last at least the whole night.

Moreover, Ya Huiquan thought in his heart that because Wo Xiu still had a big prefix of "resurrected from the dead" on his head, the amount of attention he received would only double. It also seems to be good at dealing with all kinds of urgent occasions. When the other party comes, it will attract the topic and combine "attracting firepower and output". Then he can stay at ease and receive less attention, shut up and talk less nonsense.

So Wo Xiu better come quickly.

Even though the series of nightmares last night was still sympathetic, Ya Huiquan subconsciously tightened his arms holding the cat as soon as he finished thinking about Wo Xiu.

"Your cat is really cute!"

It should be a young lady from a certain minister's family. She was not very old, and she was still reluctant to leave after delivering the congratulatory message with her family. Her eyes completely fell on the cat.

This little girl's love for cats is genuine, and it's evident in her glowing eyes.

Ya Huiquan was only merciful for the first time, acquiescing to the family staying in front of them for a while, listening to the little girl chatting one-sidedly about cats for a while, and immediately, it seemed to open up the mind for the onlookers, and come forward later The people who chatted have all learned the trick of "praise the cat first when the situation is not right", relying on Li Dandan to forcefully prolong the topic.

Li Dandan seemed to be some overtime prop.

Li Dandan, who has been praised countless times as "cute": "..."

Yahuiquan, who was held back by boasting about Li Dandan's cuteness, said, "..."

Just when General Ya frowned, he began to think about where to find a sign that said "refused to accept guests", and then hung it around Li Dandan's neck to slow down idlers from harassing his cat. Li Dandan was very conscious , stretched out his claws when passing by a specially allocated rest area, and gently pulled Yahuiquan's sleeve.

"Meow." Li Dandan gestured to the rest area spiritually, and said to Yahuiquan, "Meow meow."

Yahuiquan paused in place: "You mean, let me put you in?"

Today, General Ya's ability to interpret cat language is normal and stable again, which is what Li Dandan meant.

Yahuiquan only hesitated for a moment. He has a separate lounge in the rest area, and it is true that he does not have to bring the cat with him all the time, and let Li Dandan suffer from the noise with him, so he quickly made up his mind. Take the cat to the rest area: "Okay, I'll take you there first."

After Li Dandan was successfully sent to the lounge, before leaving, Yahuiquan did not forget to leave a reminder to the cat: "When the special forces arrive, I will come to pick you up when I have some free time."

Li Dandan's "meow meow" almost stuck in his throat when he said goodbye.

But no matter what, Li Dandan and Yahuiquan were temporarily separated smoothly, and their trajectories were no longer synchronized.

As soon as the person left, the cat in the lounge listened attentively to the sound of footsteps disappearing at the end of the corridor.

Then the cat moved quietly, and slipped out of the venue along the back of the rest area in a concealed way—and met the members of the special forces who just arrived at the periphery of the banquet venue.

Li Dandan turned into a living person in a place that Yahuiquan didn't see, and became a well-dressed Woxiu with high efficiency.

The venue for the banquet was located in the Cultural Expo Center. The joint preparatory team was backed by the officials on both sides. The allocation of funds was quite eye-catching. They contracted both the ground and the air venues very generously. The sky had already darkened, and there was still a faint light left.

In the ground pavilion like a forest park, the ground lamps have been turned on, and the light like fireflies dotted among the emerald green vegetation, paving a road to the sky with winding vines and sparkling fireflies; in the air pavilion, the suspended crystal platform also Already lit up, the snowflake prismatic luminescent chips echo each other, refracting ever-changing colors, and lay down a crystal-clear and radiant road paved with crystals from the air to the ground.

And these two roads are connected in mid-air, forming a completed ground-air corridor. The fireflies from the ground submerge into the brilliance of stardust falling from the sky. Create a long star belt.

Yahuiquan was dragged in the Sky Pavilion before, and when he heard the announcement, he happened to be not far from the ground-air corridor, so he subconsciously glanced outside the high-resolution glass wall.

Wo Xiu walked through the vines, brushed away the overgrown green stalks in front of him, and invited the little guy who was too enthusiastic to welcome the guests aside. He was still lightly pressing on the dense branches and leaves, and suddenly seemed to feel something, and looked up. .

Yahuiquan and Wo Xiu looked at each other in mid-air.

One is carrying a bright light on its back, wrapped in a gorgeous and almost aggressive brilliance, standing under the grand light.

One is walking in the dusk, surrounded by the vibrant greenery in the dark, standing among the glow of fireflies.

It was Wo Xiu who came back to his senses from the stare at each other first. His position happened to be the "transition zone" between the vines and the crystal. Yahuiquan saw him let go of the hand holding the branches and leaves, and raised two fingers gently on the ground. Touching his forehead, he gave a nondescript hat-off to the general in the lights of the high platform.

Then he took his long legs, left the area where light and shade intertwined, and walked towards Yahuiquan with two leaves that were probably attached to him when he walked through the bushes.

"Can I make an appointment first?" Wo Xiu said after dismissing the first wave of people who came to greet him. He turned his head towards the nearby Yahui Spring and lowered his voice as if to tell a secret.

The distance between the two was not too far away, Wo Xiu turned his head to shrink the distance again, Yahuiquan blinked lightly: "What appointment?"

"Make an appointment for your free time later." Wo Xiu said, "I have...a more personal topic that I want to talk about alone."

Yahuiquan should have sensed something from Wo Xiu's tone, but he had already noticed a trace of unnaturalness in Wo Xiu's sudden expression. The other party seemed to hesitate before bringing up the "private topic".

But in a blink of an eye, last night's nightmare scene swept through his mind, General Ya's heart tightened, and his first reaction was to think: "He doesn't want my cat, does he?"

So he basically answered without thinking: "If the cat doesn't give it, don't talk about it!"

Don't try to take his cat away!