Two stupid postmodern life

Ersha and Beggar Zhuzi were having dinner in the restaurant, when they suddenly heard a commotion at the corner of the street, many people were screaming, Ersha sniffed, smelling the burning smell in the air, the faint uneasiness in his heart from just now gradually faded away expand.

"What's going on?" Er Sha didn't even think about it, he dropped his chopsticks and asked a person at the door.

"The small shed at the corner, the one where the male prostitutes lived, suddenly caught fire..."

Ersha didn't care to listen to the words, turned around and rushed back to the shop, took off the beggar's clothes in twos and twos, poured out all the water in the big teapot on the table to wet, covered his head and rushed out.

"Er Sha, are you crazy?" The beggar didn't understand Er Sha's intentions at first, but after he ran far away, he suddenly realized, and hurriedly chased after him.

"Second idiot, beggar...wow..."

All of them were dressed in ragged clothes. When they first entered the door, Xiaoer used a pair of slack eyes to scan over and over again. Now that the meal is halfway through and the bill has not yet been settled, two of the three ran away, grabbing the smallest pillar and dying. Nor let go.

The beggar ran out Zhang Yu, and heard the earth-shattering cry of the pillar behind him, so he turned back in desperation, took out the broken silver that was on his body, shook it casually, picked up the pillar and left.

The small shed at the corner is not far away, and it is not close at all. The more the beggar chases after him, the colder he feels. Just because of his own delay, he watched Ersha rush away from the crowd with his wet clothes on. He rushed in recklessly.

The beggar stood foolishly on the periphery, looking at the circle of people pointing and pointing around him. Some were grieving, some were gloating, and some were sitting and watching the excitement. The waves of noise made him extremely disturbed. Crying heartbreakingly next to him, the beggar finally couldn't control his anger anymore, and roared, "That's enough, get out of here."

The voices of the onlookers seemed to be strangled, and they froze. The roofs of the huts, which had been completely burned by the flames, collapsed with the sound of beggars.

The pillar had already fainted from crying, and the beggar was about to walk over to pick it up, when the shanty heard a 'tear' sound and was knocked away by something, a dark sphere was trying to move out, the beggar hurried forward a few steps, It couldn't reach the scalding temperature of the sphere, dragged and dragged, and pulled the thing out violently.

The black ball left the range of the flames and lay motionless on the ground. With a 'wow', the crowd gathered around again, the beggar raised his head, and ordered to the crowd: "Quick, get some water, go! "

This voice was shouted by a beggar covered in a mess. For some reason, it was majestic but extremely natural. The people who squeezed in front were stunned, and their bodies ran to fetch water before their brains.After a while, several basins of cold well water were brought over and poured all over Heiqiu's body.

Everyone held their breath and stood silently for a long while. During this period, Zhuzi woke up slowly. After seeing the black ball around him, he immediately rushed over, with tears streaming down his nose and face: "Second idiot, woo...you don't want me anymore?"

"Hoo...cough cough..." The scorched black clothes covering his head were stripped off, Ersha coughed for a while in the dark, and finally regained his breath, he first touched Zhuzhu's head weakly, and then ruthlessly Patting Fei Cui under her body: "Hey, you idiot, wake me up quickly."

"Hmm..." Fei Cui just fainted for a moment, was slapped by the cold water, woke up, looked around in a daze, with a dreamy look: "This...Where is it? Who are you?"

"I'm your creditor, damn it, you owe me one... Oops, who hit me?" The lesson of Se Li Nei Ren was slapped away with a slap, Er Sha raised his head and glared at the beggar: "It's against you, Dare to hit the savior?"

Seeing that there was no excitement to watch, the crowd dispersed in twos and threes. The beggar stood up, dismissed Ersha's anger, pulled up the pillars beside him, turned around and left: "Before saving someone next time, think about it first, do you have the ability?" .”

The second fool yelled behind him: "Hey, hey, beggar, don't go away, I can't hold this fool alone, Zhuzi...come back and help me..."

Jade is very puzzled, no, very puzzled.This was the first thing he felt after waking up.

Why did I owe Ersha a debt as soon as I woke up.And looking at the child's distressed and worried face, it seems that what I owe him is not even a little bit.

"This…"

"What, what, let me tell you, I rescued you from the fire, and there were several big blisters on your body. The medical expenses are 50 taels, and you will get a 16% discount on mental damage expenses. You will be charged 80 taels, plus The limited edition bag of elder clothes on our beggar is 140 taels, a total of 20 six taels, after deducting the 120 taels you gave us, you still owe me [-] six taels, understand?"

Jade shook her head blankly, he really didn't understand.

The second foolishly said: "Don't understand? Okay, let me tell you simply, starting today, your life is mine, unless you pay back the debt, understand?"

"Oh." Fei Cui nodded, and after saying this, he understood: "You mean, I can't seek death without your permission in the future?"

"Yeah! A child can be taught." Ersha nodded gratifiedly, turned around and said to the people behind him, "Go get him some water to wash him off." Then he turned around and said, "From now on, we will be ants on a rope." Grasshopper, understand?"

"Oh." Emerald nodded resignedly, and began to look at the place where she was.

A small room, a wooden table, a wooden cabinet, three wooden chairs, and a long kang under him that can accommodate several people to lie down together, other than that, there is nothing superfluous.For some reason, in Jade's eyes, she felt a little more warm.

Ersha waited for a while, but when he heard no movement behind him, he turned around and saw the beggar leaning lazily on the wooden cabinet, without any intention of moving.

"Hey, I said get some water, you're deaf."

The beggar glanced at it, and he pulled his ears with his little fingers bored. If there was a seemingly bomb in the air in the air, he looked like a shot.

"You... good for you." Ersha was driven mad by that attitude, and he wanted to do whatever he wanted, rushing over to kick the beggar.

"Ouch!" The beggar's cry didn't sound as expected, instead, Ersha burst into tears: "It hurts, hurts, you dead beggar, is this how you treat your savior, woo hoo."

Zhu Zhu who just came in from the door saw that Ersha was wronged, and immediately became unhappy, and rushed to face the beggar with his teeth and claws: "Beggar, why are you bullying Brother Ersha, I...I..."

"How are you? Huh?"

The poor Zhuzhu pulled Ersha back one step, then another step, finally let go of Ersha's hand under the menacing eyes of the beggar, and rushed out the door: "Brother Ersha, I'll fetch water for you."

The temporary betrayal of the ally Zhuzi seemed to make Er Sha even more at a loss. He looked at the door and cried, "Beggar, you bully people."

But it's a pity that this scene of bitterness was interrupted by a burst of laughter.

"Heh...heh...hahaha" Fei Cui couldn't bear the tightness in her chest any longer, she lay on the bed laughing tears and trembling all over.

It turns out that wanton happiness is actually this feeling.

Fei Cui couldn't help but rejoice that being with these people and being alive didn't seem so unbearable.