Two stupid postmodern life

A few days, like grains of sand clenched in a fist, passed by in such a hurry.

Fei Cui never thought that time would pass so quickly, it felt as if one moment ago, he was still suffering in the karmic fire of hell, and the next moment, he returned to the human world.

When she was doing nothing, Fei Cui liked to look at the sky outside the window and the young leaves on the branches, but the child who rescued him came back, but ignored his silence and kept nagging.

They said that they lived in Piaoye City next to Shi Ke, and that Zhuzi was seriously ill. Although he was saved by chance, who would have thought that after returning home, the relatives not only did not cry with joy, on the contrary, they were terrified like seeing a monster.The group of them really had no choice, so they had to leave their hometown and come to Shike.

Birds chirping outside the window, white clouds floating, Fei Cui watched and listened, and suddenly felt why she had never paid attention to these extreme scenery, and couldn't help feeling sad.

"So, I rented this room here. We will be a family in the future. We don't know each other well, so we just want to take care of each other... Oh, no, I picked you and the beggar. From now on From now on, you both have to take good care of Zhuzi and I in all our lives, understand?"

"Humph!"

Before Fei Cui had time to speak, the beggar on the side snorted heavily, with disapproval in his eyes.

"What's the matter? Zhuzi and I are still young, so why don't you two adults only eat and do nothing at home? Zhuzi..." Ersha turned his head: "Tell me about our spending these two days."

Zhu Zi timidly came out from behind Ersha, counting in an orderly manner with his fat fingers: "The 20 taels of silver given by brother Fei Cui, aside from one year's rent, the food money for these two days is enough for us for half a year." Spend."

"You heard it." Ersha raised his eyebrows: "So, work, go to work, do you understand, otherwise, we will have to join the beggar gang, understand?"

Like Ersha, both are 14 years old. The precocious jadeite cleverly didn't refute her age, but said: "It's okay to work, but what can we do?"

"This?" Ersha fell into deep thought.

……

After a while, Ersha still spoke with a heavy expression: "I'm sorry, I don't know anything."

Fei Cui lowered her head and thought for a while: "Does it count as serving men?"

"It's not, it's not, don't even think about it." Ersha turned to Zhuzi with a vicious expression on his face, "Zhuzi is only seven years old, and he can't do anything."

"Brother Erfool, I know how to settle accounts. My father taught me how to do calculations. I can do it well." Zhu Zi was not convinced.

"Okay, okay, you have a good plan. I will appoint you as the housekeeper of the family. You will be fully responsible for the financial rights. Okay, next."

His eyes turned to the beggar. The beggar was sitting upright and was about to speak, but Ersha's eyes drifted away again: "Oh, beggar, I can only go to beg for food."

The distorted face of the beggar became even more ferocious, and he said viciously, "Who is going to beg for food? Who is the beggar?"

Ersha tried to persuade him: "Beggar, why are you angry? You said that with your appearance, if you don't beg for food, you are wronged by this face? What a unique condition, you will sit there, and you will be embarrassed." You don’t have to be miserable and cry poor, and you are guaranteed to make a lot of money every day, why are you still not satisfied, people can’t be too greedy.”

With a 'bang' sound, the ground under the beggar's feet was sunken, and Jade felt that if the beggar hadn't been well-educated, Ersha would be able to ascend to bliss now.

The second fool is probably really stupid, he didn't feel the threat at all, and he was still flattered: "Then let's make it like this first, Zhuzi will settle accounts at home, jade will be in charge of cooking, I will be in charge of making future plans, and beggars will be in charge of making money. What do you think?" Sample?"

"I don't agree!" The beggar took a few deep breaths, suppressed the urge to beat Ersha to death, and spoke calmly.

Er Silly had an expression of 'you have a lot to do': "You don't want to beg, what shall we eat and drink?"

"We can think of other ways."

"Okay, then tell me, what skills do you have, what kind of job can you find?"

The beggar's face turned red: "Anyway, I don't beg. Let me tell you again, I'm not a beggar. Don't call me a beggar."

Ersha put on your vexatious expression: "Ok, you are not a beggar, then tell me, who is your name, where are you from, where are you going, how many acres of land are in your house, and how many people are in the house? You are a robber. I still ran into a thief, so I picked it up from the trash in the middle of the night, thank you."

"I...I..." The beggar was silent

Fei Cui interjected in a considerate way: "If you don't want us to call you a beggar, can you tell us a name? It's easy to call you that way."

"Call me Jichang." The beggar thought for a moment and said.

"Jichang, that's a good name." Ersha clapped his hands: "Then Jichang, you don't want to beg, what do you want to do?"

Still Jade: "Our Shike is a big water transportation city. There are many places on the dock that need labor. Brother Jichang can try it."

The beggar thought for a while, then relaxed: "You can give it a try."

Ersha looked at the beggar, no, Jichang had a relieved look on his face, laughed out loud, and whispered to Zhuzi's ear: "Look, he was so scared, I guess he really thought we let him beg for money, it's so funny, Ha ha."

Jade bystander Qing: This Jichang is very upright.It has fallen to this point, I don't know why?

The first family meeting was successfully concluded under the auspices of Fei Cui and the blending of Er Sha. After washing in the evening, everyone slept together on the kang, thinking about their own concerns.

Except for the pillars, the other three probably have never slept on the kang before, so although they have lived in it for a few days, they are still a little uncomfortable.

Zhuzi was a small person, and he not only fell asleep early, but also snored a little, "Hu~shh, hoh~shh", which was quite nice.

Ersha sleeps next to the pillar, and tossing and turning doesn't wake him up, but it hurts the jade on the other side.

"Second idiot, what's the matter, can't you sleep?" Fei Cui's voice was low when she fell asleep.

Well, I don't know what we should do in the future. " Ersha whispered, obviously a little bit grouchy: "When I first arrived in Floating Leaf City, my mind was still confused, plus I was alone at that time, and the people in the city were kind, they gave me a bite of food, So I can live until now.

Now that I have you guys, I can't dawdle anymore, I have to find a way to make money.Jichang is going to be a coolie, you take care of Zhuzi at home, and me, what can I do?Fei Cui, you are familiar with Shi Ke, is there anything I can do? "

Jade patted Ersha's head: "Don't worry, take your time. After all, you are only 14 years old."

Ersha's hair was a bit longer than when he first came here, just reaching his shoulders, but compared to them, it was still short and weird, and the jade felt very soft in his hands.

Ersha felt very comfortable being touched, his head rested on Fei Cui's shoulder, and gradually fell asleep, Fei Cui heard Er Sha whispering in his mouth: "Why don't you worry, a big family is waiting to support you."

"A big family... ah!" Fei Cui read, her mouth was like eating honey, sweet and swollen.

Fei Cui's breathing gradually stabilized, and Ji Chang, who was closest to the corner, sat up slowly, and looked at the three people on the kang with the faint moonlight coming in from the window: "A big family? Didn't you pick it up yourself? Who is to blame?"