Two stupid postmodern life

Early the next morning, after the beggar got up, he tidied up and was ready to go to the pier.

Ersha followed behind and warned: "Remember to cover your face well, don't scare others, and it will be troublesome if they don't want you."

Jichang was speechless, but under the pressure of Ersha, he did as he did. He ate some jade and made some snacks, and the two went out one after another.

Seeing Ersha following him, Jichang thought he was worried, and walked halfway, seeing that Ersha didn't follow, he asked, "You don't go to the pier, so why come out?"

Ersha waved his hand and walked to another road: "I'll go around and see what business opportunities there are. You go to the pier by yourself, and when you see people talking about desserts, talk to the leaders more, and find a job to make money."

Jichang walked away speechless.

The second idiot came to Shi Ke for the first time and was unfamiliar with the place, so he knew the way and prepared for the future.

Turning around, squatting at the door of the busiest hotel on the main road, Ersha began to think.

Shi Ke is a much bigger city than Piaoye. Although the area belongs to the Xuanji Dynasty, because of the water transport, people of all colors from all countries in the entire continent are gathered, such as Yemu people, Caifa people, Wu people, and some people who don’t know What kind of race is it?

The two idiots, Bai Ding, were able to recognize people from these countries through their hair color and eye color under the repeated education of Fei Cui and Zhu Zi.

What a wonderful world.

Ersha opened his mouth wide, looking at the pedestrians on the street lined up, bustling with people, sometimes mixed with people with colored hair, red, yellow, purple, green, beautiful and fresh.

Behind him, the tavern was overcrowded, and the sounds of hawking, food being served, wine ordering, and the waiter yelling mixed together, like playing a heavy metal game, and the second fool was fascinated by the sound.

What are heavy metals?After thinking about it stupidly, such a word popped up in his mind, but when he thought about it carefully, he couldn't figure it out.

This sad memory.

Shaking his head, forget it, don't think about it, and quickly think about how to make money is the real thing.

At noon, the hotel was overcrowded, and Ersha had a bit too much breakfast, but he was not hungry at the moment.Hearing guests in the hotel yelling and urging food, the boss insisted on apologizing, saying that a guy had a sudden illness and there was not enough manpower, so he was negligent.The second idiot gathered his wits together, rushed in and introduced himself: "The shopkeeper is good, you don't have enough manpower today, I happen to be fine, can I work part-time as a waiter?"

The surprise of the shopkeeper was a handsome young man, who was sweating all over his forehead at the moment. After listening to this, he looked up and down, and saw that the boy had a fair complexion, clear eyes, and a clever look, so he asked, "Part-time waiter, what do you mean?"

"When you are busy, if there is not enough manpower, I can come to help, and you pay by the time."

The words are novel, but they are urgently needed by the shopkeeper, so after discussing the payment standard with Ersha, Ersha immediately went to work.

After a short period of familiarization with the process, Ersha quickly grasped the essence of the running hall and quickly integrated into the work.

Because of Ersha's joining, the busyness of the tavern became more efficient and orderly. The drinkers had a good time talking about food and drinks, and the pressure of the official waiting room dropped sharply.

After being full of wine and food, the customers dispersed, and the shopkeeper heard that Ersha had paid Ersha's wages. Before leaving, he asked Ersha, if he is busy in the future, can he still come to work part-time?

"No problem, shopkeeper Wen, I'll be there whenever I'm called." Ersha patted his chest to reassure, turned his head and ran happily.

Although the money was not much, it was the first ratio of income in his life. Ersha cheered and jumped all the way to the place where the candied haws were sold, and said proudly, "Here's a bunch, pack it up."

In the evening, Jichang returned to his residence, feeling a little gloomy.

Although he was not tired after carrying sacks for a whole day, he only got such a small amount of money, but of course Jichang couldn't be happy when he saw that someone who carried less money than himself got twice as much as his wages.

Although Ersha repeatedly told him to say good things, but this kind of thing is to say good things to the leader, and he Jichang has never done it in his life.

No, he did, but he, Jichang, was the one who was said well.

In this state, the role can't be changed all at once.

The candles in the hut are brightly lit, and standing outside the door, one can hear the chirping sound inside.

From afar, Ersha could be heard yelling: "Zhuzi, is the candied haws delicious? Don't be reluctant, eat two, every kid loves this, eat two jadeites, and leave one for him."

"Brother Ersha, there are only five hawthorns in total. Brother Fei Cui and I each have two hawthorns, and one chicken sausage. Don't you want to eat it?"

The second fool disliked it: "I don't like it, it's too sour."

The room suddenly fell silent.

Jichang stood at the door, wondering whether he should go in or not.

With a 'snap', Zhuzi cried out in pain: "Brother Ersha, why did you hit me?"

"I said I don't like candied haws, but I just don't like it. I've eaten so many good things. I didn't even look at this kind of thing before. Don't look at me like this, Zhuzi. If you look at me again Hit you. You are just sick, and you are a child, so you can eat as soon as you are told. And jadeite, a boy like a little girl like you likes to eat this kind of sour food."

The room fell silent again.

The corner of Jichang's mouth twitched, Ersha's cheap mouth.He'd better go in quickly, otherwise he might be waiting for something.

Pushing open the door, he took a sip of the candied haws in Zhuzi's hand, and a candied hawthorn fell into Jichang's mouth.

Don't say it, it's so sweet.

Seeing Jichang set an example, Zhuzi and Feicui stopped coddling and took turns taking small mouthfuls, wrapping the remaining candied haws in their mouths and holding them for a long time before eating.

The dinner was delicious, jadeite craftsmanship, in order to please the master in the big house at that time, I was soaked with the master for a while, the two fools ate and praised, and talked about the part-time job during the day I told everyone.

After the meal, Ersha took out the rest of the money and handed it to Zhuzi: "The butler, take it away, and you will receive it every day from now on." Then he turned to Jichang and asked, "How about you, did your work go well today? Is there any money?"

Jichang took out ten copper coins from his bosom for a while, with a embarrassed expression on his face.Ersha worked for a while at noon, and got ten copper coins. He was carrying the burden of the whole day.

Ersha took the copper plate and handed it to Zhuzi, without saying a word, Jichang was surprised, why didn't he sneer?

This kid is so talkative today?Don't hold back on something bad.

Really not, Ersha then asked Jade to write a cardboard, explaining that it will be used in the market tomorrow.

Jichang glanced at it, and saw that it was written on the cardboard

Various part-time jobs

Is it not enough manpower, is it too busy to die

Do not worry

I'm stupid, I'm looking for all kinds of bosses

Waiting, bathing, feeding chickens, catching dogs

as long as you can think of

Ersha will do his best to serve you

Settlement of money on time

There is no best deal, only more cost-effective

You can't buy a loss and you can't buy a fool

Busy business, please make an appointment in advance

If you are interested, please discuss in detail in front of Qingfu Winery

Jichang looked at the notice that the donkey's head was not aligned with the ponytail, one head was bigger than the other.

What is this all about?

Ghosts are looking for you.

Soon, Jichang was slapped in the face, and it hurt him so much.

Because it is a mobile operation, there is no appearance. If there is one, it must be described as a busy business.

According to Fei Cui, the long list, Ersha's line is full every day, and sometimes he is too busy, such as sending letters and getting things, and such errands have to be done by Zhuzhu or Fei Cui.

Everyone can't wait to go out and earn money, who wants to stay at home and eat.

Talking unintentionally, the listener was interested, Jichang looked at the pitiful ten copper coins every day, and felt cool in his heart.

why why?

He is dignified under one person and above ten thousand people, although he is ugly, desolate, and a tiger in peace.

But you haven't fallen to the point of being supported by children, have you?

Could it be that he is not as good as a fool?

Jichang suffered from insomnia again today.