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[Jiang Ling: Huh?cat? 】

【Jiang Ling: Mr. Ranpo should know the most about whether I have a cat or not? [cat stickers gif]]

【Jiang Ling: So Mr. Ranpo wants to give me a cat?Well, it doesn't need to be that troublesome, if Mr. Ranpo is willing to "meow".Of course, I will definitely take it with me and raise it well.Such as kissing, hugging and holding high? 】

【Jiang Ling: If Mr. Ranpo wants to do the opposite, it's not impossible.After all, being a kitten raised by Mr. Ranpo is also a very happy thing. 】

[Edogawa Ranpo: Idiot... idiot!Bell sauce is a big fool! 】

After quickly replying to that person, Ranpo Edogawa, who turned his phone upside down on the table, smacked his tongue heavily, his bulging cheeks looked like freshly baked buns.

The man's answer matched half of the result he deduced. It stands to reason that he should lose his temper and let the man take the initiative to coax him.But it's just...it's... who knows the situation around her best and hugs and hugs and holds high... Tsk.

The detective on Baozi's face clicked his tongue again, and picked up the cup beside him and took a big gulp.

Wait, did the sweet milk in this store put her in it?Why is it suddenly so sweet? !

"That, that..."

A cautious female voice sounded from the side, "Mr. Edogawa, you ordered sweet milk. No, I'm very sorry to keep you waiting!"

There was a small "da" sound from the bottom of the cup and the table, and the ice cubes soaked in the milk made a crisp collision sound.

The emerald green that is usually hidden behind the eyelids opened wide, and blinked twice cutely.

His gaze first swung around the cup in his hand twice, and then turned to the drink that was just served on the table, exuding a hint of air-conditioning and the unique sweet aroma of milk.

Moving like a kitten, she moved close to the rim of the cup and sniffed, and the faint lemon smell slipped into the nostrils in an instant.

He raised his glass and took another sip, making a third click.

Now that the suspected problem has been found, it must be resolved as soon as possible.Especially when the person you like is still an idiot.

If external objective factors are uncontrollable, it is necessary to start with subjective factors that can be easily changed.

Putting down the glass of lemonade, he took a swig of sweet milk.

He narrowed his eyes slightly, and began to recall the information he had about Osamu Dazai in his mind.

A former cadre of the port afia, tall and long-legged, handsome in appearance, high in both quotients, almost full of love talk skills, and will do appropriate things in an appropriate atmosphere, such as kissing, hugging, and holding high.

Maybe there will be circles and princess hugs.

Thinking of this, the famous detective frowned imperceptibly, subconsciously looked down at himself, and then shook his head.

No, you can't just list the advantages of the other party, but also think about his shortcomings!

Swipe away the milk stains accidentally on the corners of the lips, and tap the table with your fingertips a few times.

They are not very motivated in life; they do not arrange their wages properly, and most of the money comes from the bank cards of Kunikida Doppo or Nakahara Chuya; Will get lost and won't be coquettish... hum.

Not cute at all.

Suzu-chan doesn't like people who aren't cute at all!

He nodded, picked up his phone and was about to remind that person when he just received a message from him.

[Jiang Ling: Meow? 】

Well, a fool is a fool.

Fortunately, she stayed on the screen obediently.If he could find her along the network cable, he must pet the stupid cat's head when she makes a "meow".

The famous detective with steamed bun face pressed his finger on the screen again.

[Edogawa Ranpo: Bell Sauce!I tell you!That little wild cat is not cute at all! 】

[Edogawa Ranpo: It's okay that Maomao often soaks in different waters, and it will appear in various corners!On top of that, he also gets bored around other women!greasy!crooked!crooked! 】

【Jiang Ling: ...Huh?Why did it suddenly mention the little wild cat?Is Mr. Ranpo trying to define himself as a little wild cat? 】

Glancing at the "typing" on the chat box, the detective let out a "huh" and speeded up his fingers.

[Edogawa Ranpo: No, anyway, Bell-chan only needs me and a cat! 】

[Edogawa Ranpo: I have a small amount of money!Well, leaving aside those that need to be used to buy snacks, it is absolutely fine to hand over all the rest of the money to Bell Sauce.Oh yes, I also have a lot of out-of-print marbles in my collection. If Bell-chan likes it... No, no matter if Bell-chan likes it or not, I have to help Mr. Detective take good care of it. 】

[Edogawa Ranpo: There is also wave sub soda thick snack chocolate chips, as long as it is a snack in the safe, all can be bell sauce.Wait, Bell-chan, stop talking! 】

After he marked this message as "read", the "typing" on the chat box finally returned to its normal state.

[Edogawa Ranpo: Anyway, if Suzu-chan wants to raise a cat, he can only raise me!If other little wild cats come to the door, they must be severely rejected! 】

Feeling slightly numb fingers finally stopped.He raised his eyes and looked around, and found that there were no other customers in the store except the clerk standing behind the counter watching the video and him sitting by the window, before he pressed the [Voice Message] icon on the screen.

In order to prevent the lady clerk from hearing, he specially covered the side of his face with his hand when sending the voice message.

Then he meowed twice to the phone.

The voice that was deliberately lowered was a little more cautious, and it was full of love and pampering for the person who touched his heartstrings.

To be honest, if conditions permit, he will definitely perform a real-life cat sticker for the other party.

After 10 seconds, he got a reply from the other party.

The same voice message, the content is also exactly the same meowing, even the number of meowing has reached the same.

The mood involuntarily began to cheer up.

It's just that compared to his previous cautiousness, the other party is obviously much more generous.

It's like putting his tail around him and claiming ownership of him to everyone, especially the bandaged Osamu Dazai.

Hmph, sure enough, an idiot is suitable to stay with a famous detective.

Oh yes, speaking of bandages, why would his kitty suddenly give each other gifts?

[Edogawa Ranpo: Bell Sauce!Why would you give a gift to a kitten you don't know!What about Mr. Ranpo! qwq]

As soon as the news was sent out, he suddenly realized a problem that had been neglected for a long time.

He cut out the chat interface and clicked on the store icon that he hadn't opened for a long time.

Unlike the previous large area of ​​gray, each displayed product has more original bright colors, and the amount that needs to be paid is also fully displayed underneath.

Except for those gorgeous dresses that cost six figures or even upwards, the prices of other items that can be used as gifts are really not high.

within his tolerable range.

If you really want to kryptonite too much, at worst, just accept a few more commissions.

So... His previous reasoning seems to have made some mistakes.

Just at this time, the phone vibrated to receive a new message.

[Jiang Ling: Huh?Did Mr. Ranpo know about it?But, but Mr. Ranpo please don't get me wrong.This is just to send more gifts to Mr. Ranpo! 】

【Jiang Ling: It's really... He obviously wanted to surprise Mr. Ranpo. 】

【Jiang Ling: So can you please pretend not to know?Please qaq]

【Jiang Ling: [The cat rubs its head and acts coquettishly gif]】

really.

I knew Suzu-chan wouldn't like people like Dazai who aren't cute at all.

Edogawa Ranpo let out a hum with a little pride, and his heart jumped up again.

He raised his head and drank the remaining sweet milk, squinting his eyes happily like a cat.