I love learning and I was forced to become a sea king

Just as the second cup of sweet milk bottomed out, the gift that Edogawa Ranpo was looking forward to was delivered to the door.

The address clearly stated his dessert shop, and the addressee was the cutest Mr. Detective in the world, with a cute little red heart behind it.

As lovely as the man himself.

Although the operation mechanism of that non-supernatural ability is still shrouded in mystery, but as far as the moment is concerned, it is better to unwrap the gift that the person specially unlocked for him as soon as possible.

Although the gift is just a small cat flannel keychain, I have to admit that as long as the gift giver likes her, he will spontaneously have emotions such as "can't wait", "blush", "heartbeat" and so on that belong to dokidoki's emotions .

Fortunately, there is a mobile phone screen across the layer.

If he was face to face with her, he couldn't be sure that he would throw himself into the other's arms like a cat that only wants to act like a baby to its owner, and then let the other take the initiative to dismantle it for him, right?

No, it should definitely do so.

Leaving aside the other party's smoothing skills, as long as he can be in an environment with her breath, it is something that makes him feel happy.

Wait, I can't think how long it will be before I can actually touch her.

But if the reasoning results are correct, the time to meet her shouldn't be too far, right?

...Hiss, stop, I can't continue thinking about this matter.To think about the present.

The famous detective who turned his head quickly nodded, the corners of his eyes and brows were gradually filled with joy, but the cat's paw paused when it put on the gift belt and was about to dismantle it.

Oops.

Just now, you shouldn't let the emotion called "anticipation" grow freely, and then you have been staring at it since the courier opened the door.

Deducing what's in the gift box is a piece of cake for him.

Slightly puffed up his face and let out a "huh", he shook his head, tossing aside his little disappointment because of the lack of surprise.

The ribbon was completely pulled out, and he stared at the colorful ribbon lying in his palm for a while, then clicked his tongue, and put it next to the empty milk glass with red ears.

As he reasoned, the cat keychain, which looked great in the hand, was lying in its box.

Stretched out his hand and poked it twice, the soft cotton inside was just like his feeling of becoming soft now.He held the keychain in his hand, looked at the time, got up and walked out of the store.

The lady clerk put the empty cups on the tray, and then heard the wind chime sounding slightly hurriedly from the door.

I was about to open my mouth to say welcome, but it turned out that it was the last customer who had left for less than 20 seconds.

The black hair under the brim of the other party's hat was slightly messy. He let out a long sigh of relief when he saw the uncleared table. He walked up to her in three steps and took the empty gift box on the table with great speed. And a colorful ribbon on a tray.

The wind chime rang again, and the shop was quiet again.

It seems that the o gossip forum about the Armed Detective Agency is right.

The clerk blinked and put another empty glass on the tray.

Mr. Ranpo Edogawa, who has a sweet tooth, really looks like a cat.

Osamu Dazai, who propped his face with one hand, lowered his eyes, and his long and dense eyelashes cast a small fan-shaped shadow on his face.

A roll of new bandages lay quietly on the table, next to the bandages was a square pink gift box and a gift ribbon of the same color.

He blinked slowly, and lightly touched the side of the bandage with his little finger.

The ability "Disqualification in the World" is activated.

The result was the same as 3 minutes ago, the roll of bandage remained unchanged.

To correct the inference, it seems that it is an ordinary bandage, and the giver is still his cat lady.

It seems things are getting more and more interesting.

Therefore, when he should be serious, he still needs to be serious-even if he has to face that detective colleague with strong reasoning ability next.

Anyway, the only person who can provide Miss Cat with special language guidance is him.

The fingertips slid gently on the surface of the bandage, and Osamu Dazai, who tilted his head slightly, gradually formed a happy and satisfied smile.

If possible, Miss Kitty should hurry up and appear by his side.

Although he doesn't mind having an online relationship with the other party with a known ending through his mobile phone, relatively speaking, contact in reality will make him feel happier.

What's more, it can make a colleague really understand "retreat in spite of difficulties".

Furthermore, compared to acting like a baby, he may not necessarily be worse than the other party.

The coquettish way of getting lost and feeding with snacks is not cute... Wait, it can also be used.

After he paused his fingers, Osamu Dazai sighed, put the bandages in the drawer and stood up to leave when he heard the sound of the door being pushed open.

Without turning around, he could tell from the sound of footsteps that it was Ranpo Edogawa.

The behavior that can prevent the other party from stopping to eat sweets is probably what that person did again?

Add some information about her: It seems that her character is not as cute as her face looks, but she will stretch out her restless little paws to test a certain edge.

It seems that the expected love script needs to be slightly changed, and the acceptable limit needs to be raised.

"Ranbu? Didn't you say you were going to eat sweets?"

Kunikida Doppo, who was sitting in front of the computer, stopped typing on the keyboard, raised his head, his face was full of surprise.

"Well, I'm done eating."

Edogawa, who raised his hands behind his head as usual, raised his mouth randomly, and the white cat pendant suddenly appeared on the back of his hat was very obvious, "Suddenly remembered that I forgot to take something, so I came here."

Before Kunikida Doppo could speak, he turned to look at him, "It's not possible, a detective will never work overtime when he should be resting."

"And this commission... is really boring."

Swallowing back the words that were about to blurt out, Kunikida Doppo just pushed the glasses that had slipped off a little, and noticed a significant difference in his colleague, "If you read correctly, what you are holding is... a cat pendant? "

"Ah, yes."

The other party paused as he was about to move towards his desk, and generously moved the thing he was holding in front of his face, "Isn't it cute? It was given to me by an equally cute stupid lady!"

"Well, no, although she is a bit stupid, Miss is the cutest lady in the world!"

The pink bubbles floating around are almost materialized, and even given a certain amount of time, they will change the tone of the entire office.

Kunikida Doppo, who was about to say something more, opened his mouth, and finally swallowed the doubt that the other party would regard it as nonsense.

And he also felt a slight sense of strangeness and familiarity.

Let him temporarily put aside the materials in front of him and think about it... Oh, right.

Ten minutes ago, the rare partner who stayed in the office honestly during overtime hours seemed to have said the same thing.

It's just that the tone is obviously much more embarrassing than that of Edogawa Ranpo.

Although after unpacking the gift box, it was a common roll of bandages, but after seeing the gift, my partner shook hands like a girl praying... 噫.

Kunikida Doppo suddenly trembled all over, and the mirror reflected a white light that represented the owner's inner emotions at the right time.

Hiss, could it be that both of them received gifts from the ideal lady at the same time?

Thinking of this, he quietly raised his hand on the mouse, and moved it to the side where he placed the notebook.

Just as he was about to turn over the first page that recorded the content of "ideal women's requirements", the voice of his partner suddenly sounded.

"Well, although it's not pleasant to say that, as a responsible adult, it's time to bear the reality brought by this world."

"Adults will grow up because of the cruel reality and truth."

Immediately, the other party came to his side suddenly, and said word by word, with a bit of regret in his tone, with a sense of gloating, "Give up, Kunikida-kun. You will not receive the gift from the lovely lady at present. .”

"Even if it's a small spectacle cloth."

The golden braid hanging from the back of the neck suddenly exploded, and the moment the fist of justice from his partner was about to land on the top of the familiar head, the person beside him stood up and walked towards Edogawa Ranpo who was still standing in the original position.

Kunikida Doppo could clearly see that the other party took the roll of bandages in the drawer in his hand before going over.

"Speaking of which, if you don't take good care of this cotton keychain, it will get dirty easily, right?"

His partner didn't deliberately lower his voice when he passed by Edogawa Ranpo, so he was taken aback when he heard what his partner said clearly.

According to his understanding of his partner, the other party...isn't the type who suddenly cares about his colleague's keychain?

Something was wrong, sure enough, something was wrong with that guy from the moment he stayed in the office honestly.

There was also something wrong with the famous detective he met when he went downstairs to get things earlier - he clearly remembered that when the other party saw the gift box marked "Mr.

Tsk, these two...

"Well, although a famous detective will properly lock it in a safe and keep it safe without warning, I still want to thank Dazai for reminding me."

Edogawa squinted his eyes randomly, shook the cat keychain in his hand, and the expression on the cat's face seemed to become more vivid, "After all, there are things that have been contaminated by the temperature of Miss Idiot's fingers, no matter what, they should stay where they are worth staying." Huh? Dazai, did you actually buy a new bandage?"

As if he had just discovered the bandage in the opponent's hand, the detective who looked away nodded, "But if I remember correctly, there is more than just this volume in Dazai's drawer, right?"

"Well, to be honest, if you didn't pay attention, you really wouldn't notice that it was a newly purchased bandage."

"After all, there are too many items of the same type, which is especially easy to confuse people who are obviously stupid and feel that they are not taken seriously."

As soon as he finished speaking, he nodded again, and without looking back, he returned to his seat and took out the most precious safe, and put the cat keychain in his hand into it with a serious face.

Kunikida Doppo first looked at Ranpo Edogawa who took out his mobile phone to send a message after putting the safe away, and then looked at his partner who was still standing there and also took out his mobile phone to send a message.

Having said that, is it because he is still here that those two have changed their communication method so that the wording is not wrong?

But still... well, something is wrong, those two are really, really wrong.

Having accurately drawn conclusions on the words and deeds of the two colleagues, Doppo Kunikida returned his gaze to the computer screen, and the sound of rhythmic typing on the keyboard sounded again.

But after 1 minute, the sudden sound of chair rubbing and his partner's doubts completely overwhelmed his voice.