I only like you as a paper man

You are right, but...

Do you think the dignified Dostoevsky really wanted to do something to you?

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He was just thinking in his mind: first deliberately make some ambiguous actions to misunderstand you, and when you start to resist (?) or question (?) him, he will answer you like this——

"...Do you tm want to try my abilities again!?" You who were still nervous one second exploded in the next second, and pushed Tuo Si's hand away.

"...?" Are you a roundworm in my stomach? ? ?

You said the lines you had originally planned, which surprised Tuosi but also made him feel a little uncomfortable.

How should he answer you at this time?

If he replied "No, I'm not testing powers", wouldn't he be saying "Yeah, I'm a pervert".

If he replied "Yeah, that's right, I'm just testing my abilities"... Well, it's better that way.

"After all—it's uncertain when it will recover, isn't it?" Tosi continued to smile and replied to you.

"Isn't it? You're big! Do you think you're eating someone's clothes, wearing someone's clothes and living in someone else's!!"

"...Didn't I work part-time?"

"The hourly salary of a part-time job is only 20 yuan!! Do you think you can survive in Shanghai with such a small salary!? If I hadn't kindly taken you in, you would have, long ago-!!!"

Already starved to death on the streets.

You originally wanted to say that, but...how is this possible.

It's almost the same as being picked up by a rich woman a long time ago.

"Forget it!!!" You stuck out your tongue at Tuosi and made a grimace, "Didn't you still say that crime and punishment are good friends! Now your friend with supernatural powers has left you alone! I just take pity on you. Poor friendless and great Lord Dostoevsky!!!"

"Thank you so much." Tuosi's smile gradually turned into a mentally retarded look, and he didn't bother to talk to you, "Then, kindly take me in, the tea for me to eat and wear—"

"Can you stop calling me that? I'm sorry, I'm a little queasy..."

"……………………"

Are you really my fan?

This question popped up in Tosi's head countless times.

"Mr. Dazai, please help..."

You who were in the same room with Tuosi felt that the atmosphere was getting more and more oppressive, so you said this casually.

In the next second, there was only the sound of friction coming from the door, and then there was another "boom".

This is the sound of the door being pushed open and hitting the wall.

"Chacha, I'm here to save you!"

When the dust raised from nowhere (actually, it was a special effect he had prepared for himself) dispersed, you saw Osamu Dazai standing at the door with his hips akimbo, like some kind of hero who saved the world.

"..." Is this person eavesdropping?

Tosi had such an expression on his face↑.

"...Have you been eavesdropping at the door, Dazai-san?"

You get to the point.

"No, I just heard Chacha's cry for help when I returned to the room after taking a shower, so I came here immediately, trying to save you from the devil's hands!"

"Hey, you said you didn't eavesdrop on the ghosts to believe it!"

"Hey—is it a topic that I can't hear—" Dazai continued to pretend to be stupid, "That's right, what I want to say is..."

"—Fyodor, you really can't do it."

Because of Osamu Dazai's intrusion, in the end, Tuosi couldn't reach a serious discussion with you.

You quickly took a shower while he was fighting each other, and then slipped back to the room. Although locking it was useless, you still locked the door just in case.

You lie in bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep.

You know why, but...

When you rolled over for half an hour and couldn't fall asleep, you finally gave up struggling, got up from the bed, and threw the pillow that was stuffed into the storage compartment a few days ago back on the bed.

By the way, when you open the storage compartment, it’s Fedya’s face on the throw pillow that reveals it, and you almost fall off the chair you’re using for your feet.

...Damn Dostoyevsky, you actually made a psychological shadow on Fedya's face!

You gritted your teeth and cursed in your heart that Tuosi would be hit by a car next time he went out.

Wait a minute, if he was really hit by a car, won't the medical bills be returned to you?

Then curse him to be trapped in this different world for the rest of his life.

Wait a minute, don't you have to raise him for the rest of your life?

In this case, curse him for eating instant noodles without seasoning.

...Wait a minute, in this case, it should be your turn to run errands and buy him a pack, right?

Grass, are you a nanny?

It seems right.

Can't fault it.

Thinking of this, you become even more desperate, and you can't even curse him!

You had no choice but to curl up in the arms of your Fei Jia pillow and cry, secretly cursing that Tuosi would not be able to boki in this life.

Early the next morning, you brought employee A Tosi and employee B Dazai to the milk tea shop again.

Do you suspect that your milk tea shop is a random door, otherwise why would they appear here?Maybe you have to wait on a new uncle today, in case someone from a hound crosses over... The picture is so beautiful that you dare not look at it.

You take a deep breath, and open the store door with the determination to die.

... Sure enough, there are people.

Wait a minute, is there such a character dressed in white in Wenhao Xiaoyegou? ? ?

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko? ?Honest man, is that you? ? ?

When you take a closer look, you realize that he is not an honest man Shibusawa at all, but the most dishonest troublemaker in the entire crew——

"Hey, I'm Tsurumaru Kuninaga, aren't you surprised that I came down so suddenly?"

It's more than just surprise, you're going to be so scared that your heart stops now, okay?

"Who?" Doth asked.

"...Tch, I thought she was a beautiful woman, the kind who would die for love with me." Dazai Osamu looked dissatisfied.

You comfort yourself: Fortunately, it is Tsurumaru Kuninaga, right?If it's Ye Shenyue, you really want to engrave the words "you're dead" on your face, right? ?Thinking about it this way, I am still very lucky, right? ! !

"My lord—!" Seeing you, Tsurumaru rushed towards you excitedly, hugging your waist and lifting you high, "Oh! It's the real lord!! Even smaller than I imagined Well, this really scared me!!!"

"...please put me down."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so excited to see the Lord!" Tsurumaru put you down obediently, and rubbed your head happily.

"This is Toukenran next door... No, this is Tsurumaru Kuninaga from the Touzijing studio next door." You introduced Osamu Dazai and Tosi, and then said, "Ah, in this way, you should be literary giants It's fine..."

At the same time, Tuosi and Dazai gave you the look of "I don't understand what you are talking about".

"I'm Osamu Dazai."

"Hello, I'm Dostoevsky."

Probably due to the different sets, the two troublemakers were very polite to Xiang He... the other troublemaker introduced himself.

"I know you!!" Tsurumaru turned around, and said to Tuo Si, "You are that troublesome bastard that the Lord talks about every day. My ears are almost numb."

"Difficult boy, puchi." Osamu Dazai couldn't hold back his laughter.

"...Mr. Tsurumaru, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!" You tried to cover Tsurumaru's mouth, but Tsurumaru grabbed both of your wrists with one hand, making you unable to move.

You have been playing Dao Zi Jing for several years, and you are a competent judge. Even when eating, you will open the game of Dao Zi Jing, so that you can create an illusion of "I am eating with my servants" .

Not only that, but you often think about this pill, for example, you met a stupid customer balabala today, you ate a delicious cake balabala yesterday, and you have to go to work tomorrow. I don’t want to go to work, I really want to win the lottery, why? You can't drop money balabala in the sky...and so on.

Of course, your thoughts about other paper people are also indispensable——

"Oh oh oh oh why is Sigma so miserable, Tosi, you are not human!!"

"...This Tuo is so good, so cute, I'm healed and soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Why hasn't the 4th arrived yet, I want to see the update...!!"

...Okay, based on what Tsurumaru said just now, it can be deduced quickly: They really heard all your thoughts.

"If you want to take the lord away, you have to pass our test first!" Tsurumaru pretended to be a father marrying his daughter, and negotiated with Tosi (?).

"Sorry, I'm not interested." Tuo, who was forced to get involved in emotional entanglements, was very helpless and simply made milk tea on his own.

"I know, you just want to pretend that you're not interested and take advantage of the opportunity, right! The Lord said, Tuosi's mouth is a deceitful ghost!"

"Hahahahahahahahaha...!" Osamu Dazai, who was sitting on the side and started eating melons, laughed so hard that he almost couldn't straighten up.

"Dazai-kun, you have no right to laugh at me."

"I'm sorry, but I really can't help it hahahahahahaha...!!!"

"Osamu Dazai, don't laugh, the lord has said about you." Tsurumaru feared that the world would not be chaotic, so he sold you out without hesitation.

"Tsuramaru Kuninaga, shut up!! Be careful I will break you into pieces in the game now!!!"

"My lord, don't I understand you yet? You can't do something like smashing a knife."

"Let's solve the head office with a knife!!!"

"Are you really willing to kill me? Hey, are you willing?? I'm LV99's Four Flowers Tachitsurumaru Kuninaga!"

"Tsurumaru, remember it for me!!!"

"Hmm? Chacha said something about me, she must be praising me, right?" Dazai laughed silly.

"Say you are a strong man."

Dazai made an expression that I won the .jpg.

"During the theater version..."

"Theatrical version?" Dazai and Tuosi asked while tilting their heads.

"That's when you persecuted the honest man Shibusawa!"

"I see." "Oh."

"Actually..."

"It's amazing to hide the antidote in your mouth beforehand, isn't it?" Dazai answered first.

"So that's how it is." Tosi was thoughtful, wondering if he should check his mouth next time if there is such a thing... It's a bit disgusting, so let Gogol do it.

"You actually claim to be Snow White! You're so strong!!"

Dazai: "..."

Tuosi: "......... Hahahahahahahahaha."

↑Responding to Dazai who had been laughing at him just now, he laughed awkwardly.

"By the way, the Lord also said..."

"Tsuraru, stop talking, please, I beg you!"

"It's okay, my lord. Anyway, that 1.6-meter...is called Zhongya Zhongya? He's not here!"

"You can't sell me like this if you're not here!!"

"Surprise is a must in life!"

"You lied to ghosts!!"

"What's wrong with Chacha's talk??" Thinking of hearing your lines to persecute Chuya, Dazai immediately got excited.

"Speaking of which, if Osamu Dazai is Snow White, wouldn't that be a dwarf?"

Tosi's shoulders trembled, and it seemed that he had endured a lot of hard work.

"..."

↑If you want to use this to ridicule Chuya, you have to be ridiculed by others for claiming to be Snow White, so Dazai Osamu who can't laugh at all.

"Tsurumaru Kuninaga, are you finished!?"

"Oh! I'm sorry~" Tsurumaru let go of his hand.

"Mr. Dostoevsky, can you pretend that you didn't hear what Tsurumaru said just now?"

"...I'll think about it." To be honest, Tsurumaru's words didn't surprise him too much, but the lines you blurted out last night were more lethal.

"Let me help the Lord make amends!" Tsurumaru patted his chest confidently, snatched the half-made milk tea from Tosi, pushed Tosi to the seat outside the counter, and pressed his shoulder Let him sit down, and then I ran behind the counter to make the milk tea that Tuosi hadn't finished yet.

"Mr. Tsurumaru, can you make milk tea?"

"Of course! Because the master's family opened a milk tea shop, everyone in this pill is very curious about milk tea... So Guangfang started to study milk tea, and even opened a milk tea shop in this pill! I will also Go help!"

"...How can you expand a milk tea house behind my back! Before that, my Yugang cooling material and Xiaopan were inexplicably reduced. I thought it was a system bug, but you secretly used it, didn't you!! Then Anyway, give me a milk tea shop scene!!!”

"What is Honmaru?" Osamu Dazai had no choice but to ask because there were too many incomprehensible parts in your conversation.

"...Go and study by yourself." You took out your phone, turned on Sword Flurry, and handed it to Dazai.

"It's done!" Tsurumaru, who had made the milk tea, pulled out a straw from the counter, and put the milk tea and the straw together on the table of Tuo Si, "Drink it quickly! After drinking this cup, the grievances between you and the Lord will be resolved." It's written off!"

"There is no grudge between me and Mr. Dostoevsky!" You protested from the sidelines.

Tosi was hesitant to drink it, but his sixth sense told him it was better not to drink it.

But Tsurumaru's star-eyed offensive was too strong, he thought about it, and there is no strange ingredient here... alright.

"Chacha, drink it for me." Tosi tried to throw the trouble away to you.

"No, no, I did this specially for you!" Tsurumaru insisted again and again.

"...Okay." If you refuse, I feel that it will cause more trouble, so I'd better drink it.

Tosi picked up the straw, inserted ||| into the cup of milk tea, and took a sip of milk tea cautiously.

Difficult to swallow.

"...May I curse someone?"

With a vinegary smell in his mouth, Tosi said so.

The author has something to say: ...Why did Tuo ask him if he could swear?Because he knew that he couldn't beat Tsurumaru.