I only like you as a paper man

"Swear." You, who had already seen through the result, kicked Tsurumaru lightly, "He should be scolded."

Although you said this on the surface, but in your heart: ... Tsurumaru Kuninaga! ! My Tsurumaru! ! !Great job! ! !As expected of Tsurumaru! ! ! !Fuck him! ! !Keep fucking him! ! !Help—me—revenge—ah—! !

"Pain, pain, pain... My lord, girls can't be so rude! Look, I'm giving a big surprise to Tosi, whom the lord loves!"

"Thank you, I don't need it." Tosi answered Tsurumaru for you, and then sorted the vinegar-flavored milk tea garbage and threw it into the trash can.Although he just asked you if you could swear at others, he didn't utter a single word. You are worthy of being a cultural person.

... If you think so, it only shows how naive you are!He was already thinking about how to get revenge in his mind.

In addition, Tuo Si also imagined the scene where Gogol and Tsurumaru, who are usually noisy, get together...well, another kind of hell on earth.

"Who do you think is in love with him!?" You realized that there was something wrong with Tsurumaru's words, and refuted him loudly, "I like paper people! Not inflatable paper people!! So don't expect me to be like I treat you the same way when I play games!! You go back to me quickly!!! It’s fine to eat my jade cooling material, but now you still come to my house to eat and drink!”

You hit Tsurumaru's chest with your soft fist, venting the dissatisfaction that you have had nowhere to put in the past few days: "What did I do wrong! Did I owe you in my previous life!!"

"Maybe the Lord molested too many men in his previous life, so it's time to repay the debt in this life!"

"Nonsense! Shut your beak! I'm not Osamu Dazai!"

Osamu Dazai, who witnessed everything on the sidelines and laughed wildly for a long time, finally stopped laughing after hearing this sentence.

"—As a result, the grievances between Dostoevsky and Chacha have deepened."

Dazai's tone is smooth, imitating the narration like a robot.

"So there is no grievance between me and Mr. Dostoevsky!" You looked back at Dos, hoping to get his approval, "Am I right! Mr. Dostoevsky! "

“………………………………”

"………………………………Um."

"!? What's the matter with this long silence, it's even more disturbing!"

"...Don't worry, I didn't take what you said yesterday to heart at all."

"I said too much yesterday, which one do you mean?"

"What do you think?"

"So you're just holding grudges!!"

"I didn't say that."

You leaned on Tsurumaru's shoulder almost collapsed, and it was too tiring to talk to this person, it was entirely because he set you up for you to drill into it, and when you drilled back, you would find that it was the rope you tied yourself.

"You deserve a beating, don't you?" Dazai asked you.

"You are not qualified to say that." Tosi replied quickly.

"Oh! So it's because Tosi himself feels that he deserves to be beaten!" Tsurumaru concluded.

"..." If it were an ordinary human being who said such things, you would cover his mouth desperately and apologize to Tosi crazily, because you were afraid that the other party would be killed by the vengeful Tuo one day.

but--

How could Dostoevsky and Osamu Dazai who have no superpowers (mainly use magic attack 999 and magic defense 999, physical attack and physical defense 50 for now) beat Tsurumaru who is Fusangshen What about Kuninaga (Physical attack 999, knives don't need magic)!

You pinched Tsurumaru's waist because you didn't dare to applaud him in person.

"Oh! This girl is so cute!! If she crosses over one day, I will die for her~" Osamu Dazai is still playing with your mobile phone, playing sword flurry.

Tsurumaru who heard this: "...?"

You who heard this: "...?"

Tsurumaru (whispering): "Who is he talking about?"

You (whispering): "It's a mess."

Tsurumaru (whispering): "Master, can I laugh?"

You (whispering): "Hold on, we'll see the joke."

You immediately reached an agreement with Tsurumaru and gave a high five.

Tosi didn't continue talking to you, and continued to watch "Crime and Punishment".

"Don't you want to play?" you asked Tosi, "Look how hard Mr. Dazai is playing!"

"...I'm not interested."

"Why don't you take a look at Tomorrow's Ark?" You took out your second mobile phone and clicked on Tomorrow's Ark.As a mobile game player, how can a mobile phone do it!

"Let me refuse." Tosi glanced at

"Don't say that, maybe you—"

As a professional Amway player, you would drag your friends into the new pit you ran to almost every day. No, you committed occupational diseases in front of Tuosi.However, you suddenly realize that if you want to play Amway mobile games like him, it is tantamount to handing over your mobile phone to him.

"Just pretend I didn't say it!" You quickly put your phone back.

"...Is there anything in it that I can't let me see?" Tosi quickly saw through your little thoughts.

"No!" You felt guilty, your eyes wandered to the distance, and you didn't dare to look directly into Tuo's eyes, "I just think it's too natural to give Mr. Dostoevsky an entertainment game that only ordinary people would like that he doesn't care about." It's no fun!"

"It's good that you know." Tuo glanced at you and continued to read his book.

You clenched your fists and secretly made up your mind that one day you must punch him more than a dozen times.

"Mr. Dazai, can you return the phone to me?"

"Hey—let me play for a while longer!" Dazai poked Ranto Shiro on the screen and turned around.

"Go and download one yourself!" You snatched the phone back from Dazai's hand, "Anyway, you are a smart phone, you can download mobile games and play, and it's not Mr. Dostoevsky! He can't even access Weibo !"

"...Sorry, I'm on Weibo." Tuo continued to look down at the book, listened to your conversation, and corrected your mistake.

"What, can your flip phone download apps?"

"I can go to the web version."

"...Okay, have you signed up? What's it called?"

"Mobile phone user 6465547." Tuo recited it fluently.

"Why does it sound familiar?"

Saying that, you click on the search bar to search - isn't this tm the zombie fan from yesterday! ? ?

By the way, Osamu Dazai also searched - and threw him on the blacklist.

"Fuck!" You exclaimed, and subconsciously threw the phone out. You swear that you didn't throw it at Tuosi's head on purpose, and you didn't expect to hit the heart.

"..." Tuo Si didn't say a word, rubbed his little head innocently, and picked up the phone from the ground for you.

"Yes, I'm sorry! Master Dostoevsky!! I didn't mean to!!" You tremblingly took your mobile phone from Doss.

"As it should be."

"Did you make another note in your inner little notebook of grudges?"

"There is no such thing." Tosi took out his mobile phone, tapped it with his back to you for a while, and then said, "However, I can use Weibo to record it now."

"...?"

You clicked on Weibo, swipe down the screen skillfully, then let go of your hand, and immediately saw his new Weibo.

[@mobile user6465547: I was hit on the head by someone with a mobile phone. ]

——Are you sure this is a vengeance and not a record of your black history?

You dare not say that.

You saw that Dazai also tapped the phone, so you refreshed it again.

[@你的世界死亡不应吗: Fyodor was hit on the head by a mobile phone hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You commented on Osamu Dazai: [Manually like it! ]

Because you are afraid that your praise will be seen by Tosi.

However, it's not the same thing, in fact, even if they block each other, they will click in from the blacklist to spy on each other, and then scold each other in the air.

"My lord, I want this too!" Tsurumaru looked at the three of you holding the phones, and immediately became interested.

"You make money to buy it yourself." You replied indifferently, "You sell milk tea to make money."

"Oh! Sounds interesting, so—"

"Wait! Do you want to put MSG in the milk tea this time?"

"No, I want to try adding strawberry jam to hot cocoa! This novel combination must be..."

"You apologize to strawberry jam across the country!!!"

You let Tsurumaru sit for a full half an hour, and forcefully instilled in him reasons such as "why you can't change the content in the guest's drink at will", "why you don't need to surprise the guest", etc., after he repeatedly promised that he would not give it to the guest casually You didn't stop preaching until you added ingredients to the milk tea.And within half an hour, Dazai and Tuosi had already sold dozens of cups of milk tea.

While they were selling milk tea, girls kept trying to find their contact information.Dazai didn't give any, but let the girls leave him their contact information. Tosi originally wanted to use the same method as Dazai to get out of trouble (of course, he would tear up all the contact information written by the girls on the paper ), but was ridiculed by Dazai for being uncreative, so he had to give up and politely rejected every little sister.

Except for one indomitable.

She and Tosi went around for 15 minutes, during which Tosi tried to use you to make a break, but you said "I don't have time, you and Zai can play slowly" and you came back.

He had no choice but to say to his little sister in a cold tone, "...I have a girlfriend."

Unexpectedly, the little sister replied to him: "It's okay, I don't care!!!"

Tuosi was just about to add another word of rejection to make her die.Unexpectedly, before he opened his mouth, the little sister rushed to say: "I know! Your girlfriend and your good friend ran away!! Please forget about her and start a new life with me!!!!"

"...I, I stole the battery car to support you!! This way you don't have to work selling milk tea here!!!"