I only like you as a paper man

Tuosi looked at this difficult customer coldly, but he didn't expect her to say something like "I'll steal a battery car to support you".While he felt a little irritated, he was secretly happy at the same time, because he knew that Osamu Dazai must be dying of sour at this moment.

Tuosi didn't want to explain the whole story of the video uploaded on Weibo yesterday. He just thought you were really stupid. He didn't know what was in your head before he blurted out "I didn't cheat." ...Well, if you really like him as a paper man, and people do have cognitive confusion under high tension, he can continue to turn a blind eye and forget it.

He pinched his little sister's last words and answered her: "...Theft is a crime, and I don't recommend you to do it."

Osamu Dazai on the side looked at Tosi with a terrified expression of "Do you have a fever? Are you really the devil Fyodor? You, a terrorist comparable to bin Laden, have the nerve to tell others this??" .

"So, as long as I work legally, you are willing to be taken care of by me!?"

Tosi: ...?How did you come to this conclusion?

Osamu Dazai: ...?Why is there no rich woman willing to take care of me?

After Tsurumaru's lecture, you just heard their last conversation.

Although you know that Tuosi, who is sexually frigid, will not be emotionally interested in anyone, but her attitude of "how can you sell milk tea as much as I steal battery cars" has aroused your dissatisfaction.

You walked to the front desk with a murderous look, stepped on the small stool between Tuosi and Dazai, put your arms around the shoulders of both of them, smiled and said to your little sister: "I'm sorry, the relationship between the three of us is very good." very."

Dazai & Tosi thought: You are lying to a ghost.

"Also, don't think that selling milk tea doesn't make money! Have you watched the MV of Jay Chou's new song?? Selling milk tea can even afford a DSLR!!"

The little sister with a glass heart didn't expect you to rush up and yell at her, holding back tears and asked Tuo Si: "She is so fierce, do you like it too?"

"..." Tosi nodded with difficulty.

"Why do I feel that you are being persecuted?" the little sister asked again.

"Your delusion." Tuo Si replied absent-mindedly, packaged her milk tea and handed it to her.

"Please don't harass them anymore." You emphasized again, "However, you are still welcome to buy milk tea again."

After all, money still has to be earned.

The little sister took the milk tea, sniffed and ran away.

You watched her go away, until her figure completely disappeared from your sight, then you let go of your arms around Tosi and Dazai.

"...I'm sorry, I want to vomit for a while." You turned around and raised your forehead to the sky, screaming, and then rushed into the toilet, "God, I pretended to be a couple with Mr. Dostoevsky, and he actually nodded Say you like me!"

Tosi and Dazai turned around, not knowing what to say for a while.

"I've wanted to ask for a long time." After a while, Tosi finally couldn't help but ask, "Is she really my fan?"

"Let me answer your question, Fyodor." Osamu Dazai smiled, "As long as I crush you into pieces of paper now, she will hug you and never let go, shouting Fedya, I love you." .”

"...Thank you, you don't need it." Tosi thought about the scene before politely refusing.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga has been patient for a long time.

He should be thankful that he didn't play out today, so he didn't change into the team uniform but the internal one.He looked at the short-sleeved people in and out of the store, and felt like an idiot.But it's okay, because everyone who time-travels will feel like an idiot because they wear too much and have no clothes to change.

"Master, I'm so hot."

Tsurumaru will say this sentence, which is completely within your expectation, and you even suspect that you will have to listen to every person who comes after that.Why don't you just bring a set of clothes when you come here tomorrow, you think so, but you need to solve the current problem first.

...Okay, what should I do?

Let Tosi and Dazai stay in the store to watch the store, and you take Tsurumaru back to get clothes?I'm afraid the little sisters who like handsome guys will tear down the store, right?Even if there is no harassment from the little sister, you don't feel at ease to let these two people stay alone together, and you won't be surprised even if the two of them blow up People's Square.

How about asking one of Dazai and Tosi to help run errands?If the two of them would agree to run errands for others, the sky would collapse.Osamu Dazai is so lazy that he doesn't even want to write a work report, and he can even do his job as soon as he can. As for Tuosi... he must belong to the type who can never do things by himself if he can't do it himself.Although they are your wage earners in name, you are actually their wage earners.

Let the three of them stay in the store, and you go get it alone?If Osamu Dazai was doing it alone, Tosi might be able to stop it, but if Dazai and Tsurumaru were doing it together, Majin-sama might not be able to stand it.

...Let's not let Tsurumaru and Dazai stay together, it's scary to think about it.You imagined the scene where Tsurumaru was persuaded by Dazai and tried to pretend to commit suicide in an attempt to scare you.

I beg you not to.jpg

"...In summary, Mr. Dostoyevsky, can you take my useless Tsurumaru Kuninaga home for a change of clothes?"

"It's too troublesome, let me refuse." Tosi didn't even bother to complain, "What are you complaining about?".

"I also refuse—" Dazai answered.

At this moment, Tsurumaru had already run to the front of the air conditioner to cool himself down.

"...I'm mentally handicapped to ask you this kind of question." You sighed.

Tosi thought: ...?Did you just find out now?

"I can't help it. Since this is the case, I have to hire someone else."

Under the gaze of everyone (in fact, no one is looking at you at all, one is reading a book, one is studying how to download Touken Ranbu, and the other just wants to marry the air conditioner), you stand at the door of the store and hesitate for 3 minutes, and finally dial Got on the phone—

"Hey, cream, I'm Chacha, can you do me a favor?"

"What's the matter...? Wait a minute, you haven't replied to my message for a few days! If you didn't post a Weibo yesterday, I would have thought something was wrong with you."

"Uh...it's because..."

"Let's not talk about this first!! Have you seen the new BD bonus!"

"I'm too busy, I don't have time to look at it...I'll take a look later, what happened?"

"Your Mr. Tuo has appeared on camera, drinking red wine and cocking his little finger."

"What?? My Fei Jia drank red wine and raised her little finger????"

Tuo who heard you roar loudly: "...?"

Zai heard you roar loudly: "...Pfft."

Dazai stretched out his little finger, and said to Tuosi in a very unbeatable tone, "I never thought you would turn your little finger up while drinking."

"……Is there a problem?"

"No, no, it's really elegant, Majin." Dazai re-read the word "Majin", and he felt very refreshed today.

Tuosi stretched out his hand, wiggled each finger, and seriously thought about whether he had this habit.

"I want to watch it! I want to watch it right now!!!" You hang up the phone without saying a word, forget about the business, and immediately click on QQ, and find that the message list is full of unread messages, most of which are: exist?Wake up, look at Tuo.

You clicked on the top chat window, and it was your friend named Milk Cream——

[Cream Cream: Look at Tuo, look at Tuo, damn little finger hahahahahahahahahaha! ]

[Cream Cream: Are you asleep? ?Wake up and stop dreaming! ]

[Cream Cream: Why didn't you reply to my message? ]

(omitted in the middle)

[Cream Cream: What's wrong with you? ? ? ? ? ]

[Cream Cream: Chacha, are you still alive?Squeak? ]

[Cream cream: ... I saw Weibo, are you okay?Where did you find handsome guys like Tuo and Zai? ? ? ]

(omitted in the middle)

[Milk Cream: Chacha, if you are kidnapped by Tuo, just blink. ]

Anyway, you replied to her first.

[Chacha: Blink.jpg]

Then you turned the chat message to the top, and saw the screenshot of the BD special comic that Nairhuang sent you.

You "fuck it" at first, then screamed, and then ran to Tsurumaru with your mobile phone, jumping and jumping at Tsurumaru like you usually do in front of your computer, others are living fossils, you are Live nympho.

"Hemaru, look, this Fei Jia is so cute, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

You didn't notice that Tuo Si put down his book and silently covered his ears.

The author has something to say: Tuo: ... (complex mood

Zai: (Can't stop laughing

Crane: I'm used to it.

I wrote in the last chapter that many authors have something to say!Then it was all swallowed by Jinjiang! ! ! !But I don't remember what I originally wrote 555555555