I only like you as a paper man

"Renhu, you'd better explain it to me!"

"What are you explaining? I still want to ask!? Why is Akutagawa here!?"

"...What! This is obviously my question! Why did I wake up in your bed next time...!? If I don't explain clearly, I will just put you on now—" Akutagawa quickly put on the clothes scattered on the bed His own black coat, "Rashomon!!!"

One piece of silence.

You held on to the wall next to you and tried not to let yourself laugh out loud. This kind of scene where you read your own power name out loud but nothing happened, no matter how you look at it, it’s just a simple chuunibyou scene is too funny.In addition, Atsushi and Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who just arrived, are like drunk|||after|||chaos|||sexual rivals who confront each other the next day... Pooh, you can't help laughing even louder.What a magical scene this is!

I'm so sorry!Why didn't you take a picture just now! ! !

No, it seems that it is still too late.

"Crack-knock-"

You take out your mobile phone and take a burst of snap shots of the room.

"Why did Miss Chacha take pictures!? Please, please explain to Akutagawa and me..."

"...Chacha?" Jie Chuan heard your name and looked back at you and Tuosi.

"What, what's wrong?" You and Akutagawa looked at each other, silently put down the phone.If it weren't for the fact that you can't use abilities in this world, you think, your mobile phone (or your hand holding the mobile phone) would have been split in half at this moment.

"I seem to have heard this name somewhere before."

"Because it's more popular?" You rescued yourself, ready to take the opportunity to sneak away.

You clearly know that Akutagawa is not the type who is willing to work hard and listen to your current situation.Taking a step back, even if he patiently listened to your explanation, he would definitely not believe what you said.

Akutagawa would probably just rush out of the house and make a fuss in the street before coming back...if he still remembered the way home.

"I, I'll call Mr. Nakaya and Mr. Dazai! It's up to you here!!" You gave Dun a thumbs up, "Hold on, Dundon!"

"What! Tora, are you living with Mr. Dazai...!?"

"Cough, cough... No, Akutagawa, listen to my explanation!!"

"Shut up! This explanation is a cover-up!!! How stupid I am to make an appointment with you not to kill anyone for half a year..."

"...???"

"Oh, in fact, in our world, it has been about two and a half years since you made this promise...so, Akutagawa..."

"Miss Chacha!??"

"Yes, I'm sorry... because Akutagawa hasn't been online for a long time, everyone is talking about it every day, I can't help it!!"

——So when will Ryunosuke Akutagawa go online!Asagiri!I beg you! ! !

Just when you were about to drag Tuosi away, Zhong who rushed over after hearing the sound had already appeared behind you.

Tosi took the opportunity to slip away. He didn't have the time to mess around with you, let alone explain the current situation to the new local members with you. He just sat on the sofa and had breakfast with Gogol.

"Hey Akutagawa, calm down! Don't wrestle with Renhu on the ground all at once, okay!?" Nakahara Zhong also looked at the scene of two people who couldn't use their abilities pecking at each other, and actually... a little thought laugh.

"Mr. Nakaya...!" Akutagawa looked at Shinya, "I'll be able to kill Renhu in no time...! Please don't stop me!"

"What are you doing to deal with him!? Stop it!!!" Zhong finally couldn't stand it anymore, rushed into the room and dragged away the two people who had scuffled together (actually Dun was beaten unilaterally), "This is for you A place to fight!?"

You watched the chaotic scene being stopped by Chuya, you settled down and prepared to go find Dazai.I thought he was still sleeping in the room, but I didn't expect that when you walked into the living room, you happened to see Dazai preparing to take his breakfast back to the room and sneak away.

"Mr. Dazai, did you do it on purpose!?"

You rushed over quickly, trying to snatch the breakfast from Dazai's hand to prevent him from escaping, but he immediately raised his hand high, even if you tried to jump up, you couldn't reach the bowl in his hand.

"Because that guy is too troublesome—is it Chuya's responsibility to discipline his subordinates?" Dazai looked at you bouncing around in front of him, feeling like he was teasing a cat, "He is no longer my subordinate, So, it has nothing to do with me, Chacha."

"What kind of scumbag lines are you talking about! It's not like you don't know that you are the only one who can hold Akutagawa down here!!!"

"Chacha, do you know?"

"Um???"

You continue to relentlessly try to regain the bowl of Mitsuchu's special preserved egg and lean pork porridge in Dazai's hand, while Dazai keeps changing positions.

"Tuosi Jun, look at it, I think Chacha looks like a cat." Gogol on the sofa sighed what a peerless delicacy it was, and pointed to the dining table beside him and said to Tuosi.

"En." Tosi glanced at you.

"Your cat was teased by others."

"……Um."

"Who told Tuo Sijun not to tease cats!"

"…………Um."

Tosi, who was too lazy to talk because he was drinking porridge, replied three consecutive "hmm".He who hardly ate breakfast on time actually developed the habit of getting up early and eating breakfast in another world (although it only lasted for a week, it was already a miracle for Dostoevsky who ate breakfast almost one day a week up).

... Really fragrant.jpg.

"So you don't deny that Chacha is your cat, Tuo Sijun."

"……………………Um."

"You're just teasing me, aren't you?"

"…………………………Um."

"Chacha is right, Tuosi's mouth is deceiving!"

"………………………………Um."

Look, anyway, no matter what he said, this is the result, so why waste your tongue.

As for you and Dazai——

"Lions will push their children into the abyss in order to train their children!"

"...Are you a lion, Mr. Dazai?"

"Huh!? Is this actually a slot!?"

"Isn't it!? Besides, Dun Dun is a tiger, so it's so strange that a lion's child is a tiger!!"

"Didn't Chacha always say that Dun Jun belonged to a cat?"

"But he is the Beastman Tiger under the Moon after all!"

"…………"

All right, Osamu Dazai really admits it, he's not as good at making complaints as you are.

In the end, he had no choice but to obediently help Dun out of the siege.

Finally, everyone around the dinner table explained to Akutagawa for 10 minutes, and he finally accepted the reality.

However, even knowing that the ability cannot be used here, Akutagawa Ryunosuke is still unwilling to take off his body - the black coat.

"Akutagawa, you will really die of heat like this." You reminded kindly.

"I am never afraid of anything, even the sun."

Akutagawa said so, and regretted it half an hour later.

Because the air conditioner was turned on at home, he didn't feel the scorching heat of the other world for the time being.

But when he followed you out of the house and was about to go to the milk tea shop——

"Akutagawa, are you okay???" You, holding an umbrella for him, keep an eye on his condition, fearing that he will suffer from heat stroke in the next second.

Seeing that he was sweating profusely, you took out the ice water you took out of the refrigerator earlier from your bag and handed it to him: "Why don't you drink some water first."

Akutagawa hesitated for a few seconds, but still took the mineral water in your hand, and put the mineral water bottle back to you after drinking it.

"Wipe your sweat?" You took out a wet tissue from your bag again.

"..." Akutagawa ignored you.

"Should I help you?"

"...I'll do it myself."

"Majin, your fans seem to be obsessed with my former subordinates." Dazai cheered up, as long as it can make Tuosi feel uncomfortable, he will use any method.

"...I can't hear you, Dazai-kun."

"whispering sound--"

However, although he didn't hear what Dazai said, it was true that Akutagawa Ryunosuke made him feel a little bit unhappy.Of course, it's not because of petty reasons like "jealousy", which doesn't suit him and seems impossible to get along with him, but because he has lived in Russia all year round and can't adapt to the high temperature... In addition, he would have done it for He was holding an umbrella (although you always said it was for your Fei Jia kiss, but it didn’t make much difference to Tuo Si) and you suddenly ran to hold an umbrella for someone else.

... No, he really wasn't jealous, he just felt that the sun was too hot and a little annoying.

"Cough, cough, cough..."

Akutagawa would cough twice every few steps.

"Tuo Sijun, I actually think he is weaker than you?"

"..." Tosi didn't speak.

"Nonsense, I am not weak!"

"I'm not weak either." Tosi retorted.

"No matter how you look at it, Miss Chacha is the weakest...?" Dun said.

"I, I'm not weak! I can punch Mr. Tosi with one punch!" As you said, you lightly punched Tosi, but he easily dodged it.

"Chacha, wake up. No matter how weak Tuo Sijun is, you can't beat him!" Gogol kindly (?) reminded you.

"I'm not weak." Tosi emphasized again.

"..." You flipped through your bag again, and took out a badge from it.

You blocked the way of Tuosi, and forced this badge on his chest.

It is printed on it - "I'm so weak. jpg Tuosi Ver".

Tosi: ………………………………………

After 15 minutes, you finally arrived at the milk tea shop.

You quickly turned on the air conditioner, and asked Akutagawa to sit in the seat closest to the air conditioner, while you ran to make smoothies for him.

You won't be surprised if he says something like "I'm going to marry an air conditioner" now.

After all, air conditioners, kotatsu and beds are the common marriage objects of human beings.

Because you were too worried about Akutagawa's physical condition, you didn't realize that there was someone sleeping soundly lying on the corner seat.

as well as--

"Hey, my lord, can't you forget me just because there are other people here...?"