I only like you as a paper man

"Qiyomitsu...?" You quickly locked onto the target with Masuda Toshiki's voice, and turned your head while pouring the last bit of smoothie into the cup.

"Can you recognize me just by hearing the voice? I am really loved by the Lord, right?" Qing Guang lowered his head slightly and stared at you.

The few people next to me who eat melons and watch dramas and don’t know California Qingguang thought: This person is speaking this kind of lines, and he is probably the new persecution target of Chacha, and his role positioning should be similar to that of Dazai.

however--

"Oh, oh, it's my baby Qingguang—it's my big baby Qingguang!!!" You embraced it without hesitation, buried your face in Qingguang's neck and rubbed fiercely, "Of course I love you! The whole world, the whole universe I love you the most!"

Everyone:? ? ?This is different from what you said!Shouldn't he be persecuted! ?

"Fyodor."

"Mr. Tuo Si."

Dazai and Gogol stood on the left and right of Tosi respectively, and the voices sounded almost simultaneously.

"Look at this hat, it's big and green."

"You fell out of favor, Mr. Tuo Si!"

"...it's nothing to do with me. It doesn't matter to me how she sees me or how she sees other people."

It's actually... When Tuosi was looking for Hasebe to set up information, he took a look at other people by the way, and of course he also saw the character of California Qingguang.

Crying children get candy, that's what it is.

Dazai (whispering, but really loudly): "No wonder Chacha asked me how to get him."

Gogol (whispering, but really loudly): "No wonder the Chacha Association said that Tuo Sijun is not good——!"

"... When did she ask you such a thing?"

"Why, do you care?"

"No, I don't care at all." Tosi said, and was silent for a few seconds, then asked again, "...So, what's your answer?"

"I'd be damned if I could answer! What do you think I'll answer her, Fyodor?"

"...Yes, I think you'll divert the topic in other ways, Dazai-kun."

"Look, you didn't know this from the beginning."

"...So that's why it's like that." Tosi quickly connected this matter with the fact that the three of you were listed on the trending list, "So in the final analysis, that matter is your reason."

"If Chacha hadn't asked me that, wouldn't that situation not have happened." Dazai retorted calmly.

"Are you trying to blame her?"

"No, of course it should be pushed on you, Fyodor. In the end, if you don't let her suspect that you are not good enough, then a series of things will not happen."

...Yes, not only will the series of events that follow will not happen, but even this article will not open a hole. (Draw

"Although I don't know what you are talking about, please allow me to laugh for a while hahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha! Haha!!!"

Gogol: Happy to Die.jpg

"Well, Miss Chacha... If you don't give the smoothie to Akutagawa again, I think he..." Aton looked at Akutagawa who seemed to be about to pass out in a second, and kindly urged you for him.Even if Akutagawa was his rival, he couldn't just watch Akutagawa faint from the heat.

Hearing this, you quickly let go of your arms around Qingguang, and rushed to Akutagawa.

"Akutagawa! Open your mouth, ah—"

Akutagawa, who was delirious from the heat, opened his mouth halfway, and soon realized that something was wrong, quickly closed his mouth, and snatched the smoothie from your hand.

"Hey, stray cats are not relatives, and they can't be fed at all..." You spread your hands and looked at Dun again, "Sure enough, it's better to be a house cat, Dun Dun won't refuse to be fed by me, right?"

"...Wait, wait a minute, Miss Chacha!?"

"I'm not a cat." Akutagawa retorted while eating smoothies.

"Since it's so hot, wouldn't it be good to take off your coat?" Zhongya shook his head, "Anyway, you can't use the ability here, so it doesn't matter if you don't wear it."

"I refuse."

"Mr. Nakaya, it's like sleeping at night, if you don't cover your whole body with the quilt, you will feel that a monster will come and take you away. You don't feel safe." You said, "What's more, this black The jacket is Akutagawa's body!"

Zhong Yuan also complained: "What's the matter with the main body??"

You answer: "At this time we should learn from Mr. Dostoevsky!"

Zhong Yuan continued to complain: "...? Why should you learn from him?"

You continue to answer: "We should learn from Mr. Dostoevsky's tenacious desire to survive. See, in this hot different world, he resolutely gave up his own body—the hat, just to live in this hot world." Continue to survive in this different world like a sea of ​​flames!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also continued to complain: "...? Should I complain - it's better not to compare my world to a sea of ​​flames, or should I complain - it turns out that his body is better than a hat?"

You then reply: "Maozi's body is the hat!"

Dazai on the side chuckled twice: "He also resolutely threw away his own body in prison, no wonder he started to play 'happy and troubled consultation meeting' with me as soon as he came up."

"...That's because my hat was confiscated." Tosi seemed aggrieved. To be honest, he still missed his fur hat.

"In this case, how about taking off the inner clothes and only wearing the coat?" Candlestick Che suggested.

"No, if you only wear a coat, you will become completely perverted!?" Zhong also complained without hesitation.

"What are you going to do, Chuya, it's the boss's responsibility to discipline his subordinates!" Dazai said in a tone that he doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement.

"Mr. Dazai!" Akutagawa, who quickly ate a whole cup of smoothie, slapped the table, "I must let Mr. Dazai recognize my strength today. Compared with a human tiger, of course I am more—"

"Okay." Dazai replied.

"Huh?" From Atsushi Nakajima.

"Huh?" From Chuya, Central Plains.

"...?" Ryunosuke Akutagawa slowly asked a question mark because he was rejected every time and began to doubt his life after being promised.

"Then let's compete to sell milk tea!" Dazai grabbed Atsushi with his left hand and Akutagawa with his right, as if he had a chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right.

Yes, it was such a sentence that opened the prelude to the Xinshuanghei milk tea selling competition.

"That..." Qing Guang, who was hugged by you as soon as he appeared on the stage, and then abandoned by you (?), said, pointing to someone who was sleeping on the table in the corner and ignored by you from the beginning, " Is he really okay anyway?"

Everyone turned their attention to the corner.

Just listening to the man talking in his dreams——

"Please wait a little longer, just reply to 384 more emails, and I can get off work and sleep..."

Okay, now you know who it is even if he doesn't look up.

He is the forced overtime maniac who said "If you don't go to get off work, you don't have to go to work, if you don't sleep, you don't have to get up" - Ango Sakaguchi.

"Sinner, Fyodor."

"...Does it have anything to do with me?"

"Because... 99% of the reason why he works overtime is because you are causing trouble." Dazai chuckled.

"Then, if it were me, I would hang Tuo Sijun up and beat him now!" It was time for Gogol to sell his teammates to speak again.

"Gogol..."

"I know, Mr. Tuosi wants to ask, 'Mr. Gogol, which side are you on?' Right! Is there a need to ask, of course—"

Gogol took a step aside.

"Stand aside."

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

You and Dazai stood on both sides of Tosi, one patted his shoulder, the other patted his arm and laughed for a full minute.

"I know, that's what it's called -- bash my teammates and protect my opponents."

Candlestick Che made up the knife with a smile.

"Tsk." Seeing the familiar yet not so familiar, and the little festive person sleeping in front of him, Chuya didn't know what kind of expression to put on for a while, "What should I do, should I wake him up?"

"I advise you better not to, Mr. Nakaya." You rushed to Ango and blocked him with your body, "Be considerate of overtime work!!!"

So, he stopped a taxi and asked Guangzhong to put Ango on the taxi and carry him home.

You are not at ease, so you stop another car for yourself.

Dazai followed you into the taxi.

The nickname is: "I care about old friends."

Dosi also followed you into the taxi.

The nickname is: "It's all my fault."

Gogol also tried to follow into the taxi, but was driven off by the driver before he could speak: "Is it reasonable for three men to squeeze in behind? It's overloaded!"

So Gogol threw you in the middle of the back seat and sat in the passenger seat himself.

"That's great, I don't want to be crowded with men." Dazai said.

"Why did you follow?" Tosi asked.

"Tuo Sijun and I are inseparable good partners!"

Tosi put on an expression that only a ghost believes you, and asked again: "So, what is your real thinking?"

"—How can skipping work leave me alone!"

"You don't want to say such things in front of the boss!?" You can't wait to punch everyone present.

Then the three of them cast the emoji of "I forgot you are the boss if you don't speak" at the same time.

The driver finally couldn't take it anymore: "So, where are you going?"

"Follow that car in front!" You say the movie line you've always wanted to try once.

In less than 5 minutes, you will reach your destination.

The driver complained, "Do you still take taxis on such a short road?"

"Because the friend in the back seat has a disease that will kill you if you are exposed to the sun." Gogol began to talk nonsense.

"..." The driver turned his head and glanced at Tuo Si, "Is he a middle schooler who has watched too much "Blade of Ghost Slayer"?"

The driver took another look at Dazai who was about to laugh.

The driver said, "It's wrapped in bandages... Could it be that you are a fan of Kai Teng Shun?"

Now both Tosi and Dazai couldn't laugh anymore.

Instead, you and Gogol laughed wildly the whole way.

You cut open the door for the candlestick with Ango on your back, and thought about letting him sleep in Hasebe's room.

On the first day, Ango slept all day.

The next day, Ango still slept all day.

On the third day, Ango still slept all day.

It wasn't until the fourth morning that he pushed the door out while you were having breakfast happily (?) and shouted——

"I'm done playing, I'm going to be late for work!!! I haven't finished replying to the email---!!!"

The author has something to say:

Sorry for the late update today! (Dogeza

No one guessed it was Ango! !Ango is too difficult! ! ! !

Social animals are really hard work, I appeal to everyone to care for social animals! ! !

感谢在2019-11-1403:25:06~2019-11-1620:33:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of wind chimes whispering; 15 bottles of changing names every day; 5 bottles of Lanzi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!