I only like you as a paper man

Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky, a man who lived in seconds in the original book (although he appeared in a prison) and drove the Armed Detective Agency to a dead end (although he still went to prison) , the charming villain who can compete with Osamu Dazai (although he is still in prison), the first thing he does when he comes to another world is——

Sell ​​milk tea.

It suddenly occurred to you that this person could do bad things and go to the police station, wouldn't he?Food and lodging are included, and maybe you can get some inside information of the police station. After all, the prison is Tuosi's real home.

No, of course not. Although this can solve his food and clothing problem, it may not be able to solve your food and clothing problem, let alone the balance payment you have to hand in tomorrow.

For Fei Jia, you have to use even Tuo Si.

Back then, with a poor memory, it took you a whole week to memorize all kinds of milk tea making methods. After you started working, you were always dismissed by other shop assistants for being clumsy and forced to work as a cashier.

Every time you want to shout: Majesty!My majesty as the boss! ! !

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Ke Tuosi is different from you, his ingenuity surpasses 99.99999% of human beings, and he can easily memorize the production method after watching you demonstrate it once.

You applaud and shout 666 for him.

Then he was asked to work as a cashier because of dissatisfaction.

Waiting for guests is a long process, and you simply chatted.

"Speaking of which, how did you time travel?"

"When I woke up in the middle of the night, I found that the time around me stood still, and when I came to my senses, I stayed here... What's the matter, why does your expression look like you saw a ghost?"

"No, I was just thinking, so you will sleep..."

"Of course, where did you come to the conclusion that I can't sleep?"

"...Dark circles." There are also fanfiction.

"Ah, this, do you care?" He pointed to the end of his eyes.

"It's not so much that I care, it's better to say that I like it. Don't you think adding those few strokes under the eyes will make you more attractive!? Of course, I'm talking about the manga. In the animation, your dark circles are not so obvious."

"Hey, it's actually different." Tosi responded to you with a light tone, then turned around and showed you a charming smile, "Where can I read the comics and animations you mentioned?"

You know what he is planning, so you deliberately answered him like this: "Of course you can only watch it on the genuine channel, and there is a fee, Mr. Dostoevsky. As the saying goes, money is not everything, but there is no Money is absolutely impossible."

Okay, I didn't expect to sell milk tea first, and Dostoevsky resigned (?).

He could finally stop fighting wits with Osamu Dazai and trying to figure out how he would communicate with the outside world.Just flip through the comics and watch the animations to know the truth of all the answers, maybe even dig up some of his dark history, and then give him a fatal blow mentally.

No, there is actually an easier way to confirm who can win...?

"Tea tea."

It was the first time that Tosi called your name, and from his tone, he could tell that there must be nothing wrong.You didn't even give him a chance to continue asking, and you answered him first:

"If you want to ask me about the plot, I won't give you spoilers. However, if you want to ask me who is the protagonist between you and Osamu Dazai, I can answer you."

Tuosi, who was guessed by you again about his inner activities, was slightly taken aback, and then he resumed his usual smile: "This is really interesting, so, what's the answer?"

"The answer is—" You clapped your hands and inserted the straw|into the caramel milk tea you just made, "Neither of you."

Seeing Tosi's deflated expression, you squatted down and pretended to rummage through the boxes under the counter, but you were actually just hiding and laughing.You think, he must be super confident in his role positioning!You must feel that you are at the same level as Ye Xyue, who is next door to the dead notebook.

"What are you laughing at?" Tosi's cold voice came from above.Don't even think about it, he must be looking at you with eyes that look mentally retarded.

"I've been strictly trained, no matter how funny it is, I won't laugh!" You couldn't help answering, your shoulders shaking uncontrollably, "Unless you can't help... poof."

"…………"

"sorry."

"The so-called protagonist is just telling what happened in that world from the perspective of the protagonist, and the essence of the story will not change." Tosi answered you in a calm tone without any ups and downs.He picked up the caramel milk tea that you just made for yourself before you had time to take a sip, took a few sips unceremoniously, and said to you with some dissatisfaction: "It's too sweet."

"I made this for myself!" You slapped the table when you realized that your milk tea was robbed, "How can you complain that it doesn't taste good while robbing someone else's milk tea!"

Tuosi was stunned for a while, and said to you: "...then I will return it to you."

"You've already taken a sip, who wants it!!" You angrily made a face at Tuo Si, thinking how could a young master like him, who opened his mouth and stretched out his hand for a meal, understand the pain of ordinary people's milk tea being robbed?

Just as you were cursing in your heart: In our world, the so-called protagonist is the one who wins in the end, and while you were looking for ingredients to make another cup of caramel milk tea for yourself, a delicate and sweet voice came from the door.

"You, hello... I want to buy a cup of milk tea."

"Hello, welcome."

You look back and see a cute little girl wearing a JK uniform and twin ponytails standing awkwardly at the door of the store, and Tosi also puts on his business-like smile.

You didn't expect him to receive guests normally, so you couldn't help but take a few more glances.

"Anything to recommend?"

"If you like sweets, the caramel milk tea here is good."

What a liar, you just had an expression of disgust!You can't help but complain.

"Oh, sweet ones are my favorite...so let's get a big cup of caramel milk tea."

Xiao Mengmei’s pretentious shyness caused your discomfort, and you also saw a famous JK girl standing across the road peeking into the store, and you immediately knew what was going on.

It’s that kind of thing. I passed by a store and saw a handsome guy, so I couldn’t help but talk to him to try to get the other person’s attention, and then see if I can ask for a phone number or something... Oh, handsome guy is so nice, if there is a next life , you also want to be a handsome guy.

You guessed that Tuosi must have discovered it earlier than you. Although he had a smile on his face, the ghost knows what he was thinking in his heart.

"How about the amount of ice and sweetness?"

"You, you decide..."

"I see."

Tosi replied, turning his head to look at you.You give him a thumbs up to show: Received the signal, I know!

In short, let’s redo a cup of caramel milk tea just now. As long as you sell two or three more cups, you will have enough money for tomorrow’s meal... Lord Dostoevsky, no, Lord Dostoevsky Dude, thank you for your soul(?).You think so.

"Is that your friend on the opposite side?" Tosi asked intentionally, starting a new topic.

"Hey!" Xiao Mengmei looked back with some guilt, "Yes, yes, he is my friend."

"Doesn't she drink? It's so hot now, it will be very uncomfortable if you don't drink something to cool down."

"That's right, let's have another drink."

"Please wait."

Your eyes meet Tuo Si again, so you give him a thumbs up again.

There is an ice cream shop next to it, but this person can actually persuade others to buy milk tea to cool down (with his face), which is too strong.

"Are you planning to go to a party with your friends?" After a while, Tosi spoke again.

"Yes, how do you know..."

"Secret." Tosi pressed his index finger to his mouth, believing that the little girls couldn't resist a handsome guy talking like this, "Don't you bring a cup for all your friends? Inadvertently using food as a gift can quickly draw people closer to you Good impression, it just so happens that this kind of strawberry milk capped fruit tea is popular now..."

"Then, let's get another ten cups of the strawberry milk-covered fruit tea you mentioned...!" Xiaomeng girl gritted her teeth, accepted Tuosi's proposal readily, and then whispered, "Well, can you sweep it for me? Take a look at your..."

"I'll sweep you."

"Oh, well..."

Xiaomengmei smiled and clicked on her WeChat QR code, thinking that this handsome guy really took the initiative.

Xiaomeng raised her head, and saw that what the handsome Russian guy was holding was not a mobile phone, but a QR code scanner for cash register.

"That's not what I'm talking about!" Xiao Mengmei didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Cash or card?"

"I want to ask if you can give me your WeChat QR code..."

"Sorry, I can't use my mobile phone at work." Tuo thought for a while and analyzed that WeChat should be a mobile social app, so he replied, "This is the boss's rule."

He deliberately re-read the word "boss", and dumped the blame on you without leaving a trace.

"Then can you give me your mobile phone number?"

"...Sorry, I just changed my number so I don't remember my mobile number."

"That--"

You secretly rolled your eyes, thinking that girls are really getting more and more active now, and you feel like you will eat Tuosi in the next second—but, for the safety of Xiaomeng girl, you decided to stop her from being with Tuosi Si had further communication, and then interrupted her.

"Little D, go over there and find some strawberries."

"...Okay." Tuo Si was stunned for a while before answering you. After thinking about who Xiao D was calling, he finally realized: Oh, it's me.

"Excuse me, may I ask WeChat or Alipay?" You put down your work and took over Tuo Si's position.

"Alipay." I don't know if it's your illusion, but she is staring at you with vicious eyes.Of course, you don't care at all.

"A total of 200 yuan." You pointed the scanner at the QR code, handed the receipt to Xiaomengmei, and then made strawberry milk-covered fruit tea with Tuosi who found strawberries.

After 10 minutes, you made 12 cups of milk tea, packed them and delivered them to Xiaomengmei, and she left the milk tea shop reluctantly.

You look at the account balance, and excitedly pick up the milk tea on the table and put it in your mouth. It's really refreshing to take a sip after work.

"Mr. Dostoyevsky, you really are here! You can actually persuade a customer to buy 12 cups! It's too strong! It's you! Our meal money is settled!"

"...? Didn't you ask me to let her continue to buy it?" Tosi looked at the place where he put down the milk tea just now, and then at you, wanting to remind you that he took the wrong milk tea, but you didn't give him it at all opportunity to speak.

"What? When did I say that?"

"This." Tosi gave a thumbs up, "Isn't it the meaning of continuing to squeeze?"

After hearing this, your whole body becomes an emoji of black question marks.

"?? I mean I know."

"What about the second time?"

"I think your salesmanship is very clever, too strong."

"You see, there is no difference between the two."

"????" You bit the straw of the milk tea, only question marks remained in your mind.

"Also." Only then did Tosi find an opportunity, "The cup of milk tea you drank is mine."

"..." You silently spit out the straw from your mouth, put the milk tea back on the table, imitating what Tuo Si said just now, "...then I'll give it back to you."

"..." Tosi hesitated, wondering if he should answer you as you said just now: Who wants you after you have taken a sip.