I only like you as a paper man

evening.

You and Tuo Si walked together on the streets of Nanjing Road Pedestrian Street, planning to find a place to have a good meal.

You repeatedly confirm the extra four-digit RMB in your Alipay, except for surprise or surprise.

Looking at your wide-eyed expression, Tosi disapproved: "Is this a lot?"

"A person who can team up with the combination and the guards of the clock tower to offer a reward of 90 billion won't care about the mere four figures." You asked Dos without thinking, "Mr. Dostoevsky, you can teach me Make money?"

"It's possible, but..." He changed the topic, "I don't think those methods are suitable for this world. Of course, before considering this issue, I think these methods are even less suitable for you."

"Are you talking about beating, killing, or cheating?"

Tosi glanced at you, and answered you calmly: "It should not be suitable."

"Okay..." So you don't deny that you are really doing some trickery, do you?You went on to say: "Isn't there some normal way to make money?"

"Have."

"What is it?"

"Look, I'm making it today, of course it's selling milk tea."

"..." You are speechless, "Normal people who sell milk tea can't sell milk tea for 6 people and can sell it for four figures!"

"is it?"

"Yeah!!! What's more, they are all customers who only planned to buy a cup! If there is a year-end award in the store, I will definitely give you a marketing genius award...you don't need to thank me."

Tosi, who just wanted to say thank you according to your words, was turned back by you.

"What are you going to eat?" Tosi changed the subject, because he really felt a little hungry.

"What do you want to eat? Other characters basically have basic information to tell fans what they like and dislike, but your basic information is full of question marks, just right, your answer can be used as a reference for me..."

"Reference what?"

"...No, it's nothing." You covered your mouth, of course you couldn't tell him how to sue you by referring to it.

"It's all question marks to keep the mystery."

"But if even gender is a question mark, isn't it a transvestite?"

You think of the movie version where Kunikida kept saying "this man", but the gender column of Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's profile displayed on the computer screen said "unknown".

"...You are really interesting, maybe you will get along very well with him." Tuo thought of his colleague Gogol, a man who didn't play cards according to common sense, and then he changed the subject, "Well, how do you usually get along?" What will they eat?"

You didn't ask any further, thinking, if Tuosi was talking about the two people who haven't appeared in the Five Decays of Heaven and Man, wouldn't you be spoiled?

You replied to Tuosi: "I eat fast food like McDonald's and KFC alone, and I eat hot pot when I'm with friends, right?"

"Too hot, dismiss."

"I don't want to eat hot pot in the summer... How about curry? Mr. Dostoevsky, do you like curry?"

"it's OK."

"Then let's eat curry, no problem, right? There's one just around the corner. I've eaten there several times. I don't know if it suits your taste."

"Do as the Romans do."

"I hope you can answer this sincerely when it comes to obeying the laws and regulations."

"I'll think about it."

"I know, I know, you say this, but the answer is NO, right!" You replied to Tosi with a playful smile, pushed open the door of the curry shop, and ran to the corner seat skillfully.

You ordered a fried chicken curry rice, while Tosi ordered seafood curry rice.

He doesn't seem to like chatting while eating, and his demeanor exudes a sense of elegance. The girls at the next table will always sneak glances at you and Tuo Si, of course you are the one who was glanced at by the way.

Although you are not at all interested in the man sitting across from you...well, you can’t say that you are not interested, but you still care about what he likes to eat, the specific value of his height and weight, his past, etc. But all this stems from your interest in Dostoevsky who is a paper man, not him—but even so, you know that you are not worthy of the man in front of you , exudes a homely atmosphere, and is not good-looking, so he will definitely be pointed and gossiped by passers-by.

Forget it, you comfort yourself, let them talk.

Tosi didn't care about their eyes at all, he was probably used to it.He didn't complain that the taste was not to his liking, and ate the curry without saying a word.This makes you wonder that he is targeting you by being picky about your milk tea.

"Because I didn't expect the income to be so high today, so we can go around and buy some clothes you like. Of course, the price can't be too high... Or buy some other daily necessities, whatever you like, before we find a way to go back , you can stay here forever."

You eat very slowly, taking the last bite 10 minutes after Tosi finished.

You wiped your mouth, and said to Tuosi again: "Or, if you want me to take you around, it will be cooler at night than during the day."

"Good proposal... let's go."

After you paid the bill, He Tuosi went back to the pedestrian street and found a random store to buy some daily necessities.

You think to yourself, look, when the paper man is inflated, it seems to be no different from ordinary human beings, and it really is better to be a paper man.

"Okay, let's go here next... we'll be there in 10 minutes' walk, the men's clothing here is quite handsome, I think it will suit you very well." You try to lure Toss to the men's clothing store you once visited—— A few months ago, when you accompanied your store clerk to visit this store, all you could think about was: These clothes are very suitable for my Fei Jia!

However, you fail.

"No, forget it, go home." Tosi frowned.

"Why?" You asked angrily.

Tuosi sighed, fanned himself with the advertising fan that was just stuffed into his hand by a passer-by, and answered you without love:

"...It's too hot, I want to go back and turn on the air conditioner."

In the depths of your heart, there is a voice warning you: Don't laugh, you will die if you laugh.

You also tell yourself: I have been trained to laugh, no matter how funny it is!

Unless you can't help it.

Okay, you can't help it again, God knows how painful it is to let a person with a very low point of laughter hold back his smile.

As a result, you laughed the whole way because of Tosi's words.

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At night, you didn't sleep well | peacefully.

This has nothing to do with Tuosi himself, it's just that you can't sleep without hugging the pillow.

You didn't sleep well, and you didn't expect that you would dream of Tosi and Dazai again in your dream.

You dreamed that Tosi opened a milk tea shop on the left side of the Ganghei Building, and Osamu Dazai opened a milk tea shop on the right side of the Ganghei Building. Every day, he secretly compared which shop had more people queuing up at the door.

...The result seriously affected the majesty of Hong Kong black.

So Zhongyuan Zhong also decided——

(Draw) Blow up the left and right milk tea shops with bare hands (Draw)

Decided to open a milk tea shop on the first floor of the Ganghei Building.

In order to compete for customers, Hong Kong and Hei held an emergency staff meeting to solicit creative ideas from all Hong Kong and Hei employees, trying to make Hong Kong and Hei style signature milk tea.

As a result, Kajii Keijiro won the championship in one fell swoop. He suggested adding popping candies to the lemon-shaped pearls, and the name was Hong Kong Hei's signature lemon bomb milk tea.

You woke up from the dream, quickly opened the notepad on your phone and wrote it down, and decided to add it to the menu of your milk tea shop.

The next day, you never expected your dream to come true.

It’s not that someone actually made Lemon Bomb Milk Tea, and it’s not that Osamu Dazai opened a milk tea shop across from your house.

But when you took Tuosi to the milk tea shop to open the door early in the morning, you found Osamu Dazai hanging himself in the shop.