"Robbery is about being struck by lightning!" "Author: Shui Wuqing

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He knew that he had done a huge mistake, so God would punish him,

He was struck to death by Lei Gong ignorantly, and what he saw when he opened his eyes almost scared him to pee his pants——

A group of people yelled around him like a madman, and before he woke up, he was thrown into the cage again.

Being beaten and scolded, he could only hold his head and hold his hands and feet to endure.

It is a punishment to become a subjugated king, and it is a punishment to become sick and weak from a strong body.

So this son who looked at him resentfully, who originally belonged to this body, was it also a punishment?

If so, God, just punish the big cow who did something wrong, and don't let people bully Ji Shengtian, okay?

This article is about a down-on-his-luck junior robber who is struck dead by lightning after an accidental homicide,

Traveling to another world, the history of blood and tears being crushed by his own son,

Brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts, take it easy, you must know that robbery will be struck by lightning!

Content tags: Traveling through time and space, soul transformation, unethical love, robbery, robbery

Search keywords: Protagonist: Ji Shiyu (Daniu), Ji Shengtian

Supporting roles: Yu Wenjue, Yu Wensheng, Meng Wuhen, Mencius Xing┃Others: father and son, younger

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In a dark alley in XX City, a young white-collar worker who worked overtime and came home at night was unfortunately blocked by a tall and thick man.

"You, you give me the money—" It was definitely not an illusion, the person who robbed the money was much more nervous than the person who was robbed, and the right hand holding the sharp weapon was obviously shaking.

I remember reading on the BBS that someone was robbed a lot. It is not terrible to be robbed. What is terrible is that the robber is a novice. Why?Because this novice robber will be nervous!In fact, it’s not a big deal to rob a poor purse once in a while (hey...), the main thing is not to do things too extreme, just take the cash and valuables, and don’t be wicked. As for those worthless things that are of great significance to the robbed, it is best not to touch them. Experience tells us that it is a big trouble, because the robbers really want to search other people's hands. There are plenty of reports of bloody accidents involving a ten-dollar ring. (Originally, it is best to forget it even if it is worth money, but the purpose of robbing is to seek money, and some incidental troubles have to be tolerated.) The above is for veterans, and for novices, except for some people who are born with inhumanity or nerves Unusual thick ones, the first time you do something illegal, you will always feel a little flustered, and it is easy to cause chaos when you panic. Because the robbers are too nervous, there are many incidents of accidental injury and manslaughter, so when you encounter such a robbery The gangsters should pay attention, and you must be serious and calm. Unless you are a master of martial arts, it is best not to make the slightest resistance, and face it with the docileness of a loyal dog to its master. Comrade robbers who are still nervous, if you are told to go east, go east, if you tell you to go west, go west, if you ask you to give money, don’t give your phone, if you tell you to take off your clothes, don’t take off the wrong pants. (That must be a request...)

However, the young white-collar who is being robbed now obviously has not seen similar posts. He was half-forced by the boss to work overtime for free, and he was still hungry in the middle of the night. In the alley, he also encountered robbery!What kind of world is this?The little white-collar worker raised a tight pretty face and looked at the five big and three thick robbers. The anger in his eyes suddenly became n times hotter when he saw that his whole body was trembling and he was still holding the knife halfway. ——Damn it!What you do now requires professionalism, just like no matter you are just a small typist, the boss insists that you design a logo for the company. Just talk about a major..." I was so angry that I wanted to vomit blood but I couldn't spit it out. What's the matter?And now this robber is not professional, it is the difference between the plasterer and the architect, grabbing a knife in his hand is robbery, and dragging an old lady out of the vegetable market can be called a serial killer, at least There must be a lot of people killing chickens and fish!

Seeing that this big girl is not afraid of the guy in his hand at all, but her eyes are red like a monster, the robber comrade trembled twice, swallowed, and barely squeezed a [-] cm long The butcher's knife went forward, threatening without threat: "You, tell you, give, give me the money, give, give me—"

"Here, I'll give you a dead head!" The little white-collar was angry, "You have hands and feet, instead of working down-to-earth to support your family, you ran out to rob like others? It's better for your mother to give birth to a piece of char siu than to give birth to you." It's a shame, if my mother had a son like you, he would definitely be beaten to death with a stick, smashed to pieces and stuffed into her stomach to be reared again."

Regardless of the possibility of "re-cultivation", just looking at the already dark and dark face of the robber's face in the darkness, it can be seen that the little white-collar is talking about other people's pain, but she doesn't know it yet. @#$$%^&&&***[email protected]#*#$% there, there is a tendency to vent all the anger received today on the "unlucky" robber in front of him.So the robber Zhizi trembled violently again. It didn't matter if he trembled, the [-]cm long butcher's knife trembled into the little white-collar's body just like that.

"You—" The little white-collar stared in disbelief.

"I, I, I—" The robber Tongzi's eyes widened, he let go of his hands and looked back in bewilderment, trembling from the sight of her covered in blood, "Big, big girl—"

"Pu Pu——" The little white-collar worker didn't know whether he was stunned by this name or something, and suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood and lost consciousness.

"Big, big girl—" the robber's trunk trembled like a bleak dead leaf in the autumn wind, the right hand that was holding the knife couldn't be retracted in mid-air, and the two thick thighs couldn't straighten up like twisted twisted flowers. The fear in his eyes was as thick as that of a timid person who watched a new horror movie alone in the cinema late at night.The sky in June changes as it says, there were stars and moons before, and a dark cloud floated out of nowhere, suddenly a bright lightning flashed clearly the situation in the dark alley, and then there was a sudden thunder, and then It was pouring rain.Thunder strikes from heaven!As soon as such a thought flashed through the robber's mind, his whole body went numb. Before he closed his eyes, he opened his lips slightly and uttered a word: "Mother—"

Monarch 1

The Jubo Continent is in a state of confrontation among the three major powers, Tianyu, Mengyun and Jichan.It is almost completely run through by the Zhitian Mountain Range from north to south. "Zhitian" means as high as the sky. With this mountain range as the boundary, Mengyun is in the east and Tianyu is in the west.Most of the two countries are separated by the Zhitian Mountain Range, and only a winding Fulong Grand Canyon connects them.Meng Yun built Dengtian Gate in Fuyao Mountain to the east of Zhitian Mountains as a checkpoint, while Tianyu built Dieguan in the Modie Mountains to the west as a gateway.The entire south of Jubo belongs to the name of Ji Chan, Tianyu is bounded by Mayuxi (a few languages, hot meaning) desert-Cangshan-Wuzhou, and Meng Yun is bounded by Ska (a few languages, also cold) west of Zixiang Chan. It means high) the origin of the mountain has been going eastward across the entire Jubo Xueyuan River as the boundary.From the Jubo Continent to the north is a harsh snow-capped and cold land where very few people live.To the north of Mengyun, two small countries were built——Rongwei State and Buya State. Because of the extremely weak state, the two countries surrendered to the neighboring Mengyun and were subordinate states; the north of Tianyu was completely unattainable. The snow mountain is a high ground that even the eagle can't fly.To the west of Tianyu is the grassland tribe named Jizan and the northern half of the extremely high-mountain Koluotai (in a minority of languages, it means difficult to walk through) plateau. Tianyu is bordered by the Jizan grassland tribe.As the sacred mountain of Xiangzen, Ska Mountain belongs to the Keluotai Plateau, and is the highest point of the entire plateau and even the entire Jubo continent.

These three countries are brotherly states. They have been at peace for nearly 200 years, but the hearts of the people are always insufficient. In the eighth year of Tianyu Ankang, in the 21st year of Meng Yunrenhe, and in April of the first year of Jichan Weiyuan, Meng Yunguo first tore up the two hundred years Peace from Lai declared war on the Jichan Kingdom, carried out actual aggression under the slogan of pleading for the people, and caught the Ji army by surprise at the very beginning, and successfully crossed the Xueyuan River, but was later punished. Desperately resisted, he was stopped in Cicheng and could not move.In the past ten years, Ji Chan's national power has been weakening. Emperor Ji Shiyu has lost the hearts of the people because of tyranny and fainting.More than a month later, Tianyu, another big country, joined the battle. His prince, Jue, was good at plotting to get people into Jichan Kingdom to spread the benevolence and righteousness of Emperor Tianyu. In this way, according to the will of the people, Tianyu invaded Jichan Kingdom almost without bloodshed, until the capital—— Fragrant Zen.In less than half a day, the Xiangchan City was broken, and the Tianyu Army did not disturb the people in the city at all. After sweeping away the remaining resistance, they went straight to the Jichan Palace, and broke through the north gate an hour later.Weiyuan, the year name that has only been used for one month has now sunk into the long river of history.

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"Your majesty—why did you go like this—what if you leave the old slave behind——"

Da Niu heard an ugly cry in a daze, and was annoyed in his heart: Who cried so ugly?What yellow meal?What's there to cry about when Huang Shan ran away?Just grab another one. I think he was weak when he was a child. I don’t know how many times he ran for Huang Shan. He didn’t cry. This person’s voice is obviously an adult, why is this kind of coward

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