Robbery is to be struck by lightning!

?He was cursing vigorously in his heart, when there was another burst of crying, louder than the whole village mourning when the village chief died——

"Woo... woo... Your majesty... woo..."

Now Daniel doesn't understand. Could it be that he ran away a lot of yellow food, or that the yellow food is made of gold?Otherwise, why are these people crying so badly?But they cried, why did they cry in his ear?He is not Huang Shan!Daniu was furious, and tried his best to open his eyes, which seemed to be glued to the ground. Before he could see the surrounding situation clearly, he heard a gasp, and then a series of screams. Just when he was at a loss what to do, a The man knelt down beside him with a bang, and shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, you are not dead——" Daniel looked at the strangely dressed man stupidly, completely confused, what did he do?He is Huang Shan?He, he didn't die, he turned into yellow rice?He moved around and was even more puzzled, his hands, feet and feet were all there!

Before Daniel could figure out his situation, that person who didn't know who he was was already kowtowing and thanking God, "Thank God! It's great that the emperor didn't die, we don't have to be buried with him... ..."

"That, that—" Da Niu Qiqi Ai, who was confused, said, "You, who are you? Where am I, where am I?" At the end, he scratched his head to further express his doubts.

"Your Majesty!" The people around looked like they had been struck by lightning, and they all stared at him dumbfounded. Stupid!At this time, Concubine Rou, who had been smearing oil on the soles of her feet since the emperor died, of course didn't know her "tall" image in these hearts, otherwise she really didn't know whether she should cry or laugh.

The poor daniu, who was confused, was frightened by their situation, swallowed hard, and said, "I, I, what kind of yellow meal am I?"

"Your Majesty, my Majesty—" The person who was closest to him and who cried the loudest looked at him with bulging eyes, "Don't scare the old servant—"

Daniel really didn't understand the situation in front of him, so he had no choice but to stare at him inexplicably.

"Your Majesty——" the man couldn't match his pure eyes, and cried again with snot and tears, but before he could say anything, the noise outside that had never stopped suddenly became louder. Shouts everywhere: "The city gate is broken! The Tianyu army is attacking!"

The people in the room stopped crying immediately, and after a moment of silence, they suddenly followed the outside and shouted: "The country is subjugated, the country is subjugated, everyone run!"

Seeing the chickens and dogs jumping around in the room, Daniel was so dumbfounded that he couldn't be more stupid. Just like this, he watched a group of people in strange clothes robbed the house of everything and ran out in all directions.Facing the empty room for a while, he thought of getting up, and felt that something was wrong when he moved suddenly, but when he looked down, he found that he was naked. Thinking of so many people looking at him just now, he suddenly became His face was flushed, and he hurriedly tore off a piece of clothing beside the bed, and put it on without looking at it, but he soon found to his dismay that not only was the clothing horribly long, but it also had no buttons at all, he, he couldn't wear it !At this moment, there was a sound of neat footsteps outside. In a hurry, Daniel saw a cloth belt on the ground. He hurriedly wrapped his clothes around his body, picked up the cloth strip and tied it around his waist. I heard a cold voice——

"Get out."

***

Da Niu didn't understand the problem of "yellow meal" until he was locked in the cage, but he did figure out the reason why he was locked up. The staring eyes of the big girl covered in blood flashed again and again However, he was so frightened that he folded his arms and shivered in the cage.He thought he was dead, and these people in iron clothes must have been sent by Lord Yama to catch him. Those who threw things at him must know what he did, so they hated him so much, no matter what Whether he goes up the mountain of swords or down the pan of oil is what he deserves, but he can't let go of his mother.The mother has worked hard all her life, and finally brought him up but she fell seriously ill, and his incompetent son doesn't even have the money to see a doctor for her. If the mother knew that he had done such a thing, she would definitely not admit it. he.Thinking of this, Daniu couldn't help crying "woooooooo" covering his face.

There was a sudden silence around the prison car, and then the sound was like thousands of flies chirping, and occasionally a few words could be clearly heard——

"That stupid gentleman actually cried!"

"It's too late for you to cry now!"

"Fun Lord, return my son!"

"You ruined my family, you fool!"

"Shameless and stupid king, you still have the face to cry!"

"Shameless!"

"Dark Lord!"

"shameless!"

"Deserved!"

……

Along with the abuse came rotten fruits, rotten eggs, and even some people picked up stones and tried to throw them at the prison car, but they were stopped by the escorting Tianyu Army. Dare to let him die first.

The big cow sat in the cage with his knees bent, covering his head with his hands and burying himself firmly between his legs, letting the dirty things hit his body again and again. Although it was painful, he felt a little more relaxed in his heart, because he knew that he He did a huge mistake, and he deserved it. What made him wonder why these people called him "Hunjun"?Do you have to change your name in hell?

***

More than a month later, a group of military horses "escorted" a carriage and stopped at a post station outside Tianyu City. Qiu Lei, the commander of the guards, jumped off his horse and walked to the window without saluting. , the station is here."

At this time, Daniel already knew that the "Lord of the Auspicious Kingdom" was called him, and the "post" that the man in iron clothes said was just like the hotel he used to stay in the city. It was a place for people to eat and sleep. The hotel looks big from the outside, but the rooms inside are small. Although the toilet uses a "toilet" that can be flushed away with a push, it is dirty and smelly; the inn is more like his home, but it is bigger. It looks better.Fearing that others would be unhappy if they waited for a long time, he hurriedly opened the curtain of the car and turned out. After sitting in the car for a long time without moving, his body was unavoidably stiff, and when he got out of the car he seemed clumsy. It was uncoordinated, and he slipped and fell to the ground.

"Pupu——" Even though Tianyujun was well-trained and used to seeing his ugliness, he couldn't help but be amused by him. Although everyone looked straight ahead, the corner of their eyes stayed on him.

"Cough——" the commander of the guard coughed lightly, reminding his subordinates to hide the smile on his lips, grabbing his left arm and helping him up, and said coldly, "Ji Guo Lord be careful."

"Oh, thank you, thank you—" Daniu lowered his head foolishly, and scratched the top of his hair in embarrassment.

"No need." Qiu Lei responded lightly, made a "please" gesture and politely let the king of subjugation into the post station, watched him smile back embarrassedly and walked cautiously to the post station Go, although his face remained unchanged, doubts arose in his heart again—this person was not at all like a king of a country in terms of speech or behavior, but like a country boy who had never seen the world, but he used to serve by his side All the court ladies and eunuchs confirmed that he was Ji Shiyu himself, so, could it be because of the accident that happened on the day the city was broken?Is this emperor really stupid as those people said?

Daniu didn't know the doubts in the hearts of the people behind him, and at this moment he was walking quite tremblingly, and the uneasiness in his heart was expanding in circles.He has always believed that he has fallen into hell, and these people in iron clothes should be the legendary ghost soldiers, but after getting along with each other for many days, he faintly felt that something was wrong—these people didn't look like ghosts at all!They have to eat like themselves, instead of eating ingot candles, they also have to sleep and rest, and they go out during the day, and what's even more weird is that they have shadows!No matter how stupid Daniel is, he will still notice something is wrong, not to mention these people keep calling him "Jiguozhu", and those who always threw him with rotten vegetables and rotten eggs half a month ago always call him "faint king", foolish king , Hunjun, I just remembered later, when I was a child, I heard the story told by Grandpa Zhang at the head of the village. It was about a very stupid emperor.After thinking about it for more than a month, Daniel finally figured it out the night before yesterday - he probably didn't die, and these people must have mistaken him, thinking of him as that "lord of the auspicious country", a foolish king!Da Niu himself was unbelievable when he came to this conclusion at the beginning, but the more he observed, the more he felt that this inference was correct, but after the joy at the beginning, even greater panic came—if he hadn’t Died and went to hell, so where is he?Can he go back?I don't know what's wrong with my mother's illness. How pitiful it would be for her to be without him when she was in pain in the middle of the night!

Walking into the station silently, Daniel has been thinking about these problems. With his limited brain capacity, he can't think of the key to the problem. He can only pray to God in his heart to let him go back for the sake of his mother's hard work. Dare to do bad things again to find money for my mother to see a doctor, I just want to be able to stay by my mother's side and help watch her, so that my mother can live the rest of her life with peace of mind.

It's just that the current Daniel doesn't know that God never sees others living well, and even such a weak wish is hard for him to pray for.

Monarch 2

After resting at the station for one night, the "Commander Qiu" didn't come to tell him to go like before. Daniel was very surprised, but he didn't dare to go out and ask, so he had to tidy up the room a little, and then sat Sitting on a chair in a daze.He was inexplicably terrified, and