Howling Westward Journey
Chapter 10 Son and Nephew Are Tragedy
However, Zhang Xiaoxiao still abruptly took out a magic bag from Yang Jian's sleeve, and then took out an exquisite food box.
It is said that this monkey has not eaten a good meal in the past ten years - although he can survive without food now, but after all, it can be regarded as a wish, right?And even if you go to the prison to visit the prison, you have to bring some food to the prisoner.
"Come on, monkey, this is for you." This food box is the first magic weapon in her life that Zhang Xiaoxiao tried to make yesterday, and it is very commemorative.Although his mana is not as powerful as Yang Jianlai's and he has less experience, but this food box can hold a lot of things.
The food in the food box can't be called exquisite, but the portion is quite sufficient, plus a bunch of fruits made the monkey's mouth salivate very vigorously, it was a gluttonous gluttony.But at the end, the monkey still held back his saliva, turned his head, and proudly replied, "No!"
But who knew his heart was bleeding?That peach... peach...
Zhang Xiaoxiao was very depressed immediately, this monkey really didn't understand good people, and wouldn't eat the food delivered to him.Feeling awkward in his heart, Yang Jian sneered and said, "Why, are you afraid that Xiaotian put poison in it?"
The monkey got even more annoyed when he heard that, and stared at Yang Jian coldly, saying, "Don't play any aggressive tricks on my old grandson, I still don't know your thoughts? What poison in this world can poison my old grandson?"
Yang Jian walked up to Zhang Xiaoxiao's side, touched Zhang Xiaoxiao's head, and said to him: "Xiaotian, I told you that this monkey is actually very timid, don't you believe me?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao nodded cooperatively, "It's really a bit different from the imaginary Great Sage."
The monkey screamed strangely, and directly let a fruit fall over, Yang Jian hugged Zhang Xiaoxiao and avoided it with a smile, but it also made Yang Jian really annoyed, he said angrily: "Monkey, this is a piece of Xiaotian from my family Xinyi, you don't even think about it, how arrogant you were when you claimed the title of Monkey King, how glorious you were when you swore with the other six demon kings? How proud and rampant you were when you made troubles in the sky, Now that you have fallen into Pingyang, how many people want to see you?"
The monkey was stunned and said nothing.
Yang Jian picked up the fruit on the ground and walked over to put it in his hand, then sneered: "Now Xiaotian only came to visit you because he remembered that it bit you back then, and brought you fruit, wine and vegetables, and even This box is also the first magic weapon he forged after his transformation, I, Yang Jian, cannot tolerate you ruining it!"
The words fell to the ground, although the monkey's face was downy and disheveled at this time, but it could be seen that the tips of his ears were blushing, obviously he was embarrassed by the words.
Yang Jian thought for a while, and then said: "I calculated the secret a few days ago. Tathagata has his intention to hold you here. When he needs you, it will be the day of your freedom. But if you The Great Sage Equaling Heaven has been tossed about by Wuzhi Mountain in just ten years, and he will only find other people's good intentions to vent his anger. If you can't bear his importance, you will only end up being crushed under this mountain again. You Think about it for yourself, these ten years of tempering should also make you, the Monkey King, understand a lot of things."
Zhang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but widen her eyes when she heard this. How did Yang Jian know about the good plan of Journey to the West, Everbright and their Buddhist sect designed by Tathagata?Did he really figure it out?
He couldn't believe it.
The monkey was stunned for a moment, then scratched the dirty scalp with his hands, and smiled: "My old grandson is a little clueless. You are right about the three-eyed man. I will definitely stay out of Wuzhishan and look for him one day." Tathagata avenges the 500 years of oppression!"
Yang Jian said with a smile: "Then you can only wait until you become a Buddha and inherit the Mahayana orthodox tradition. Otherwise, I'm afraid you can't help him, the Buddha Lord of Theravada Buddhism!"
Zhang Xiaoxiao continued to be astonished, and became a Buddha——didn't the monkey become a Buddha later?And isn't Mahayana Buddhism the famous Western religion when it was enshrined in the gods?Why did the Hinayana Buddhism pop up all of a sudden?He was a little confused.
The monkey scratched his head, "My old grandson is not as good at your calculations, and I don't understand these complicated things, but I have written down your friendship today. Puppy, my old grandson thank you for the food and wine."
Zhang Xiaoxiao couldn't laugh at all after hearing this, he said: "Monkey, I have transformed into a form now, my name is Xiaotian, you are not allowed to call out puppy after puppy, or I will call you Big Skin Monkey !"
The monkey snorted, peeled off a banana peel with both hands and mouth, and began to eat happily.After eating one, he had the time to talk to him and said: "Shout it, call it, my grandson is not as vain as a little dog like you, is he a dog in the first place, what's wrong with it?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao was so angry that she almost exploded, and roared, "You dead monkey dead monkey dead monkey... (in an infinite loop)"
Yang Jian clasped his hands and knocked the two of them bickering, his thin lips curled into a curved arc.
Tathagata, if you want to strengthen your Hinayana Buddhism, then let us see if our Taoists are willing!
The monkey yelled for a while, and felt that it was boring to fight against such a baby dog, so he said to Zhang Xiaoxiao: "I won't fight with you anymore, didn't you bring me food? Express it to me, I have been doing it for many years." I've never drank wine or eaten peaches."
Zhang Xiaoxiao was inexplicably distressed when she heard that, so she hurried up and handed him a peach, "I brought you this from Guanjiangkou, when I have a chance, I will go to Huaguoshan, your hometown, and pick some peaches for you eat."
The monkey lowered his head and took a bite of the peach, but remained silent.
Yang Jian turned his head and snorted, and asked something that made Zhang Xiaoxiao very depressed: "Son, have you ever been to Huaguo Mountain?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao bowed her head in silence, slandering Yang Jian with words such as bastard in her heart.
Zhang Xiaoxiao had always been a little road-crazy when she hadn't time-traveled, and this problem has been brought to this body by him, dragging the genes of the roaring sky dog, and even mutating it: wherever he hasn't been, he is very Nine times out of ten, you will definitely get lost.Wherever he has been, he will never get lost.Now if no one is leading the way, it would be unrealistic for him to go to Huaguo Mountain to pick peaches for monkeys...
After Yang Jian disciplined his family's numberless children, he recruited a cloud to sit opposite the monkey.Then he said to the bun-faced puppy who was stunned by the side: "There are no rules, pour wine!"
Yang Jian's rule is that it doesn't matter how much you pamper him at home, but he will definitely be able to do it outside.Now this posture is more like "teaching the son in person and teaching the wife behind the back".
Zhang Xiaoxiao poured a glass in aggrieved manner, and then heard the monkey's triumphant laugh: "Hey, my nephew poured me a glass of wine, your father has something to say to me!"
Zhang Xiaoxiao's grip on the jug was a little stronger, and the handle of the jug turned into fly ash...
It is said that this monkey has not eaten a good meal in the past ten years - although he can survive without food now, but after all, it can be regarded as a wish, right?And even if you go to the prison to visit the prison, you have to bring some food to the prisoner.
"Come on, monkey, this is for you." This food box is the first magic weapon in her life that Zhang Xiaoxiao tried to make yesterday, and it is very commemorative.Although his mana is not as powerful as Yang Jianlai's and he has less experience, but this food box can hold a lot of things.
The food in the food box can't be called exquisite, but the portion is quite sufficient, plus a bunch of fruits made the monkey's mouth salivate very vigorously, it was a gluttonous gluttony.But at the end, the monkey still held back his saliva, turned his head, and proudly replied, "No!"
But who knew his heart was bleeding?That peach... peach...
Zhang Xiaoxiao was very depressed immediately, this monkey really didn't understand good people, and wouldn't eat the food delivered to him.Feeling awkward in his heart, Yang Jian sneered and said, "Why, are you afraid that Xiaotian put poison in it?"
The monkey got even more annoyed when he heard that, and stared at Yang Jian coldly, saying, "Don't play any aggressive tricks on my old grandson, I still don't know your thoughts? What poison in this world can poison my old grandson?"
Yang Jian walked up to Zhang Xiaoxiao's side, touched Zhang Xiaoxiao's head, and said to him: "Xiaotian, I told you that this monkey is actually very timid, don't you believe me?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao nodded cooperatively, "It's really a bit different from the imaginary Great Sage."
The monkey screamed strangely, and directly let a fruit fall over, Yang Jian hugged Zhang Xiaoxiao and avoided it with a smile, but it also made Yang Jian really annoyed, he said angrily: "Monkey, this is a piece of Xiaotian from my family Xinyi, you don't even think about it, how arrogant you were when you claimed the title of Monkey King, how glorious you were when you swore with the other six demon kings? How proud and rampant you were when you made troubles in the sky, Now that you have fallen into Pingyang, how many people want to see you?"
The monkey was stunned and said nothing.
Yang Jian picked up the fruit on the ground and walked over to put it in his hand, then sneered: "Now Xiaotian only came to visit you because he remembered that it bit you back then, and brought you fruit, wine and vegetables, and even This box is also the first magic weapon he forged after his transformation, I, Yang Jian, cannot tolerate you ruining it!"
The words fell to the ground, although the monkey's face was downy and disheveled at this time, but it could be seen that the tips of his ears were blushing, obviously he was embarrassed by the words.
Yang Jian thought for a while, and then said: "I calculated the secret a few days ago. Tathagata has his intention to hold you here. When he needs you, it will be the day of your freedom. But if you The Great Sage Equaling Heaven has been tossed about by Wuzhi Mountain in just ten years, and he will only find other people's good intentions to vent his anger. If you can't bear his importance, you will only end up being crushed under this mountain again. You Think about it for yourself, these ten years of tempering should also make you, the Monkey King, understand a lot of things."
Zhang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but widen her eyes when she heard this. How did Yang Jian know about the good plan of Journey to the West, Everbright and their Buddhist sect designed by Tathagata?Did he really figure it out?
He couldn't believe it.
The monkey was stunned for a moment, then scratched the dirty scalp with his hands, and smiled: "My old grandson is a little clueless. You are right about the three-eyed man. I will definitely stay out of Wuzhishan and look for him one day." Tathagata avenges the 500 years of oppression!"
Yang Jian said with a smile: "Then you can only wait until you become a Buddha and inherit the Mahayana orthodox tradition. Otherwise, I'm afraid you can't help him, the Buddha Lord of Theravada Buddhism!"
Zhang Xiaoxiao continued to be astonished, and became a Buddha——didn't the monkey become a Buddha later?And isn't Mahayana Buddhism the famous Western religion when it was enshrined in the gods?Why did the Hinayana Buddhism pop up all of a sudden?He was a little confused.
The monkey scratched his head, "My old grandson is not as good at your calculations, and I don't understand these complicated things, but I have written down your friendship today. Puppy, my old grandson thank you for the food and wine."
Zhang Xiaoxiao couldn't laugh at all after hearing this, he said: "Monkey, I have transformed into a form now, my name is Xiaotian, you are not allowed to call out puppy after puppy, or I will call you Big Skin Monkey !"
The monkey snorted, peeled off a banana peel with both hands and mouth, and began to eat happily.After eating one, he had the time to talk to him and said: "Shout it, call it, my grandson is not as vain as a little dog like you, is he a dog in the first place, what's wrong with it?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao was so angry that she almost exploded, and roared, "You dead monkey dead monkey dead monkey... (in an infinite loop)"
Yang Jian clasped his hands and knocked the two of them bickering, his thin lips curled into a curved arc.
Tathagata, if you want to strengthen your Hinayana Buddhism, then let us see if our Taoists are willing!
The monkey yelled for a while, and felt that it was boring to fight against such a baby dog, so he said to Zhang Xiaoxiao: "I won't fight with you anymore, didn't you bring me food? Express it to me, I have been doing it for many years." I've never drank wine or eaten peaches."
Zhang Xiaoxiao was inexplicably distressed when she heard that, so she hurried up and handed him a peach, "I brought you this from Guanjiangkou, when I have a chance, I will go to Huaguoshan, your hometown, and pick some peaches for you eat."
The monkey lowered his head and took a bite of the peach, but remained silent.
Yang Jian turned his head and snorted, and asked something that made Zhang Xiaoxiao very depressed: "Son, have you ever been to Huaguo Mountain?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao bowed her head in silence, slandering Yang Jian with words such as bastard in her heart.
Zhang Xiaoxiao had always been a little road-crazy when she hadn't time-traveled, and this problem has been brought to this body by him, dragging the genes of the roaring sky dog, and even mutating it: wherever he hasn't been, he is very Nine times out of ten, you will definitely get lost.Wherever he has been, he will never get lost.Now if no one is leading the way, it would be unrealistic for him to go to Huaguo Mountain to pick peaches for monkeys...
After Yang Jian disciplined his family's numberless children, he recruited a cloud to sit opposite the monkey.Then he said to the bun-faced puppy who was stunned by the side: "There are no rules, pour wine!"
Yang Jian's rule is that it doesn't matter how much you pamper him at home, but he will definitely be able to do it outside.Now this posture is more like "teaching the son in person and teaching the wife behind the back".
Zhang Xiaoxiao poured a glass in aggrieved manner, and then heard the monkey's triumphant laugh: "Hey, my nephew poured me a glass of wine, your father has something to say to me!"
Zhang Xiaoxiao's grip on the jug was a little stronger, and the handle of the jug turned into fly ash...
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