Howling Westward Journey

Just as the jug was about to fall to the ground, Yang Jian called it back with a move.

The father waited for the monkey with a dark face, "You really don't know what to do, monkey."

The monkey raised his head very proudly, but coupled with his current posture...it is really embarrassing.The monkey in this shape snorted: "You have three eyes, just talk quickly, my old grandson will remember today's love."

Zhang Xiaoxiao thought, if she travels to the world of comics now, she must be a black thread. Is there such a thing as remembering other people's favors?But he didn't bother to argue with the monkey anymore, it was his own fault that this guy was pinned down here!

Yang Jian drank the wine in his glass and said to the monkey, "Monkey, do you know the identity of the Tathagata?"

The monkey snorted, but was a little greedy for the aroma of the wine. After thinking about it, he couldn't help but said to Zhang Xiaoxiao: "Puppy, give me a glass of wine."

Zhang Xiaoxiao immediately clenched her little white hands into fists and wanted to punch the monkey's head, but she also thought that now all the mana in his body had been suppressed, and people had also been suppressed into this posture. It would be easy to bully him now, but in the future How can the narrow-minded monkey take revenge?Rouhuhu's fist finally loosened and he took a glass of wine and handed it over.But looking at the monkey's dirty little hands, he still feels a little uncomfortable. Monkey, monkey, maybe these 500 years of suffering will make you behave better?

Yang Jian's thick black eyes were full of displeasure, "Monkey, do you really think I won't do anything to you now?"

The monkey happily drank the wine and picked up a peanut, snorted and said, "If you really did something to me, you wouldn't be three-eyed. Just now you asked me Tathagata? Isn't that the old master of Tongtian Sect? Disciple, in terms of seniority, you should still call him a lifelong uncle. After you became a god, your Taishibo Taishang Laojun played Laozi Huahu and asked him to reincarnate as Sakyamuni, practice Buddhism, create Theravada Buddhism and divide Western religion. What luck!"

Yang Jian held the wine in his hand and carefully looked at the amber fluorescent light, his voice suddenly became low, "It's good that you know this, learn to be smart, the pain of repression under the Five Elements Mountain is also a kind of training for you... "

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the monkey, who spat violently, "Damn! This is not a pain in the back. If you are like my old grandson, you will be held for ten years like this!"

Yang Jian sneered, "Do you think I will be oppressed like you?"

monkey:"……"

In fact, the monkey was about to explode with anger, but he couldn't refute it, so he could only vent his anger by eating like crazy, and he ate up all the food in Zhang Xiaoxiao's food box in a short time.

Zhang Xiaoxiao suddenly remembered something, and was a little hesitant to ask.

The monkey hiccupped happily, and said to Zhang Xiaoxiao with a smile: "Puppy, when I come out someday, I will give you the Golden Pill of the Supreme Lord!"

If Zhang Xiaoxiao hadn't been the incarnation of Xiaotiangou now, she would definitely be in a cold sweat.He always thought that if it wasn't for the sage old man Taishang Laojun who wanted to give him a chance, how could he, a monkey, be able to eat his old man's golden elixir?Isn't it easy for a dignified saint to take care of you, a hairy monkey?Immediately shook his head, "Don't, don't, I don't dare to eat it."

Monkey blinked, "My old grandson is responsible for the crime, what are you afraid of?"

But Yang Jian snorted, "If he ate it, he might be the next one to be suppressed here now. Xiaotian, we should go home." Then the second master glanced at the monkey again, "You take care of yourself I know."

These words caught the monkey's ears again, but this time the monkey didn't make a sound.Watching Yang Jian with his eyes, with a look of disgust but gentle eyes, he picked up Zhang Xiaoxiao and disappeared in the eyes of Jiayun.

The monkey babbled and babbled, as if reminiscing about the delicious food it had just eaten, "It's really lucky that the big bald Tathagata has such a former nephew."

When Zhang Xiaoxiao jumped out of Yang Jian's arms when he returned to Erlang Temple, he wanted to sneak into his own room, but unfortunately his speed was not as fast as that man's voice. Yang Jian said coldly, "What are you going to do?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao gave a dry laugh, her barking eyes instantly became moist, coupled with that fleshy doggy face, it really made people want to ravage his face twice, and our Erlang Zhenjun has this kind of impulse now .

"Want to slip?" Yang Jian slipped his collar, the smile on his lips was very gentle and friendly, and his eyes were full of fatherly love. "Did you do your homework yesterday?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao shook her head honestly, he went out to play early yesterday morning, how could he have time to copy books and memorize scriptures?And if Yang Jian sees his rotten calligraphy, he will be punished again.

Yang Jian's smile remained the same, but the more he looked at it, the colder it became.The old man said: "Didn't do it? Very good, come to my quiet room to write, and I will see how your recent homework is doing."

Zhang Xiaoxiao's hands trembled violently, and the conditioned reflex board took advantage of Yang Jian's neck, her big eyes blinked and her voice was tired and tired, "Father, I am the one who is not good, so I will make up for it today, okay? Huh, don't beat me and I won't be punished." I... I will be very obedient, very obedient, very obedient..."

Yang Jian's smile made people understand more and more the deep meaning of the word sneer. Zhang Xiaoxiao lowered her head lower and lower in a reckless manner, and Yang Jian snorted, "Do you want to see the flesh on your belly? It is indeed worse than before. Rolled around again."

Zhang Xiaoxiao, the quasi-house dog, was immediately poked into the greatest pain in her heart, and thinking about Yang Jian's figure, that figure, that figure... she burst into tears.Woo, why can't he change his nature of staying at home even if he becomes a dog?Why can't you grow up now?

Hugging Yang Jian's neck tighter, he continued to squirm: "Father, I want to eat ginseng fruit, will that stuff make me grow taller?"

Yang Jian calmly let him enter the room with his arms straight, and of course he didn't answer calmly: "If your desire to grow taller is already so urgent that you want Zhen Yuanzi to kill your soul with a flick of a finger, you You can go."

Zhang Xiaoxiao screamed, "I just want to grow up, is it really so difficult?"

Yang Jian couldn't bear to take his hand off his neck, looked at Zhang Xiaoxiao solemnly and said, "Believe me, it's just as easy if I want your ass to bloom."

Zhang Xiaoxiao made up for the predicament of being spanked, shook her head immediately, and obediently turned into a dog, shrinking into a hairball and shaking her body slightly, but said in her mouth: "Father, you have always had a great and noble image in my son's mind. Don't destroy it... people will be afraid!"

Pa, a slap on the head, Yang Jian said to Meishan who came out, "Have any girls come recently?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao covered her head with her dog's paw and stretched her ears, girl?Could it be that the second master of his family, who has never been close to women, also feels that spring is approaching step by step?