Howling Westward Journey

Zhang Xiaoxiao stretched out her hand and touched the monkey's head, thinking that it was Monkey King's proud monkey, then pointed to the monkey's long ears and said, "The ears are so long, why not call them long ears?"

Yang Jian frowned and said, "This name is not good, you can change it."

Zhang Xiaoxiao was a little unhappy, "Isn't this quite suitable for its appearance? Why is it not good?"

"Do you remember that there was a long-eared Dingguang Immortal when he became a god?" Seeing Zhang Xiaoxiao remembering it, she continued, "How can you use the name of someone who is greedy for life and fear of death for your pet?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but feel proud when she heard this, and nodded proudly, "A pet of our Yang family is not comparable to that of a traitor." Suddenly, his mind turned, and he thought of another famous monkey from Journey to the West, and said: "Why don't you call this monkey Six Ears?"

Before Yang Jian could speak, the monkey actually nodded first this time, rubbing its head on Zhang Xiaoxiao's hand.Immediately, Zhang Xiaoxiao understood why Yang Jian always curved when she was leaning on Yang Jiansheng and acting coquettishly. It felt so good.

"Father, what's your name this time?"

Yang Jian smiled, "Isn't it fine if you are satisfied? But I have something to tell you first."

Zhang Xiaoxiao immediately pretended to be listening attentively, lowering her eyebrows and being pleasing to the eye, so well-behaved, "Father, tell me."

"This monkey was born not long ago. According to your master, it seems to have something extraordinary. You should treat it well." Then he reached out and handed Zhang Xiaoxiao a small bell, "This bell has its blood in it, waiting for you After refining this bell, it will serve you as master for the rest of its life, and your master said you know the formula for refining."

After Zhang Xiaoxiao took it, she felt very awkward, and said awkwardly: "Well, did you use this thing for me back then?"

Yang Jian was stunned, understood what he meant, and couldn't help laughing: "Of course not, you are my raised son, you will definitely follow me obediently, he is different from you."

Zhang Xiaoxiao nodded and clenched the bell in her palm.

On the second day, Zhang Xiaoxiao planned to come to Wuzhishan to watch monkeys with six ears. After reporting to their No. [-] chief Erlang Zhenjun in Guanjiangkou, the chief nodded in agreement, but he still did not forget to ask: "Go early and return early, I will How do you use the magic weapons given to you, and if you find something wrong, you will turn into your original form and run away."

He didn't know how many times he had said this... Comrade Zhang Xiaoxiao, who couldn't stand the boss's long-winded words, hurriedly nodded in response, and smacked the boss's face, the boss smiled and waved to let him go.

In fact, Yang Jian is a little depressed. Yesterday, this little thing was excited after having a new pet. He took it with him when he was eating, when he was taking a bath, and when he was sleeping—this is the most serious point. He still took it with him. it!

See what happened, after my pet has a new pet, I don't want him!Yang Jian was annoyed for a while, so he threw the monkey to Meishan, and then threw Zhang Xiaoxiao onto the bed, first patted his fleshy belly twice, and then fell asleep comfortably in his arms .

Dimly, I was still thinking that what Nezha said was good, the child is comfortable to sleep in his arms... Oh, by the way, didn't he say to let him wear a bellyband last time?How did you forget?

Six ears can't speak yet, I'm very well-behaved.Zhang Xiaoxiao took it to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, driving the clouds and familiar roads.

Looking down from the head of the cloud, the monkey is lazily basking in the sun today. Zhang Xiaoxiao wants to laugh at the cozy appearance. The sun shining on his golden hair makes him look extremely dazzling. This monkey is so handsome, no wonder he is so handsome. Call it the Monkey King.

"Liu Er, did you see that monkey down there? Today I asked you to come to be a teacher." This is Zhang Xiaoxiao's wishful thinking. He feels that this monkey is so powerful that his Liu Er will only learn it in the future. With one-tenth of his ability, people will not be able to deceive him in the future, and the monkey is bored now, so he should be happy to bring him a similar one, right?

Liu Er looked at the monkey below with some novelty, and the evasive appearance looked very cute.

Zhang Xiaoxiao let Yuntou land in front of the monkey, made a hissing gesture to Liu Er, and then drew a twig from her hand to rub against the monkey's nose.The monkey was unbearably disturbed, and finally opened his eyes. After seeing that the person was Zhang Xiaoxiao, he said angrily: "You son of a bitch will bully my grandson when you come!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao showed her white teeth, "Big Skin Monkey, do you want me to bite you?"

The monkey was suddenly very depressed, "I'll wait for you, little baby, for my grandson... Hey, why does this monkey look like a relative to my grandson?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao pulled the six ears out with a smile and said, "Like it? Maybe you are really relatives."

The monkey carefully looked Liu Er's whole body up and down, then turned his head and hummed: "My grandson jumped out of a rock, and he has no relatives."

Zhang Xiaoxiao walked up to the monkey and squatted down in front of the monkey and smiled at the monkey, "Monkey, it doesn't matter if they are not relatives, it is fate to look alike."

The monkey took a direct look at him, and then, taking advantage of his unpreparedness, suddenly stretched out the arm that was not under pressure and twisted Zhang Xiaoxiao's Baozi's face, feeling that the touch was indeed as comfortable as imagined, but he didn't want Zhang Xiaoxiao to suddenly He opened his mouth and bit his wrist hard, and said, "You stinky monkey pinched me!"

The monkey snorted, and then waved to Liu Er, "Don't I know what you are thinking? You raised this monkey with long ears? Although my grandson can't see where this monkey came from, he also knows that it is absolutely Not an ordinary monkey."

Zhang Xiaoxiao rubbed her face and snorted, she really wanted to travel to modern times and get a face-lift injection before coming back!Bun face... Bun face...

Liu Er looked at the monkey's hand, thought about it, and was a little scared, and finally looked at his current master.

Zhang Xiaoxiao stretched out her hand to Liu Er, "Come here."

Only then did Liu Er come over, and Zhang Xiaoxiao sent them to the monkeys. They saw that the two were different in size, eyes, and ears, and the rest were printed from the same mold.So he laughed and said, "Monkey, don't you really think you are relatives?"

The monkey cast a disdainful look, "What do you think monkeys look like?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao was speechless. There are many types of monkeys, right?Suddenly a thought came to his mind, he laughed and said, "Monkey, are you sure he's not your son?"

Monkey wink, son?After he reacted, he suddenly roared: "You son of a bitch, don't let me come out, I will definitely slap your ass when I come out!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao stepped forward and patted him on the head, "Your words have reminded me, now I must make money before you come out!"

The monkey's head was ravaged, and a sentence was squeezed out between its teeth: "@%@...&"