Howling Westward Journey

Zhang Xiaoxiao frowned: "What did you say? Uh, is it monkey language?"

His obedient pet Liu Er nodded, attracting the monkey's depressed gaze.

After the three of them had finished their fuss, Zhang Xiaoxiao lay down on the cloud head like Yang Jian did that day, and said to the monkey: "Monkey, you also said that my six-eared monkey is not an ordinary monkey, why don't you accept him as a disciple?"

The monkey smiled triumphantly while drinking and eating the vegetables, "You son of a bitch begging me? Shout out to Grandpa Dasheng and I'll promise you."

Zhang Xiaoxiao clenched her fists and laughed, "Be careful, I'll blow your head off first!"

The monkey rolled his eyes helplessly, and then said to the innocent Liu who was standing opposite him and looked at him obediently: "I will keep this silly monkey, but it doesn't look like my old grandson, a bit arrogant. None."

Zhang Xiaoxiao looked obedient and obedient, her eyes were moist and pure, and her six ears were so pleasing to the eye, she reached out and took a peach and threw it at the monkey's head, "What's so good about being like you? Go to the Heavenly Palace again in the future and be suppressed again?"

The monkey fell silent for a while, and after one or two breaths, Xu felt that it was a bit too shameless to be so quiet, so he coughed and said, "About accepting apprentices, he is a bit unqualified."

Liu Er flinched back, this obviously hurt the innocent self-esteem of a monkey.

Zhang Xiaoxiao stared, and before the fierce monkey came, the monkey said, "But my grandson is a stone monkey, so I guess I won't have any sons in this life, um, it's not bad to be my son."

Zhang Xiaoxiao's bun-shaped face wrinkled into a strange shape, and the distorted expression on his face is hard to describe with words. After he digested the monkey's words for a long time, he coughed twice and said, "Monkey, aren't you Are you going to become a monk in the future? Guan Zizai is not..."

Hou Zi grinned, "It's because he might become a monk, so he is preparing to adopt a son first. Well, I think about what name I want to name my son..."

"Stop!" Zhang Xiaoxiao yelled, and then pointed to Liu Er, good guy, does this monkey think Liu Er is good and want to compete with him?play roundabout?

"Ask Liu Ertong first if he agrees!"

Monkey glanced at him contemptuously, "Do you think Monkey wants a monkey to be his father, or to be a toy for you?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao almost exploded immediately, and then looked at Liu Er, seeing that the little monkey's eyes dodged, and suddenly lost all strength, feeling very depressed.

"Okay...but isn't the name Liu Er not nice?" He waved his hands and roared, this is the name I finally came up with!

Facing the dancing Zhang Xiaoxiao who was almost going crazy, the monkey snorted, "Does Sun Liuer sound good?"

The corner of Zhang Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, but she remained silent.

The monkey smiled wickedly and said, "It's up to you if you like to be called Liu Er, but my old grandson is not used to it. Well, my name is Sun Wukong, and my son's name is..."

Zhang Xiaoxiao shouted fiercely: "Stop!"

Monkey glared at him displeasedly, "Don't you regret it?"

The corner of Zhang Xiaoxiao's mouth continued to twitch, repenting?He promised but didn't agree, this monkey is really a shameless monkey, people want to beat him!But when he saw Liu Er next to him who looked eager and dared not to speak, he immediately remembered the time when he had not transformed himself, hey, this monkey is cheap!

But - the name is still up to him!

"What books have you read, monkey?"

Monkey grins, reading a book?Although his old grandson can read some characters, he doesn't know what it means when he puts them together. This... this...

Zhang Xiaoxiao raised her head and chest, "Can this name be chosen randomly? In my opinion, I'd better give him a nice name according to your mind."

The monkey thought about it for a while and felt something was wrong, then stared and said, "You can't say that, why can't I name him because I can't read?"

"It's useless to stare, what name do you want to name him?" Zhang Xiaoxiao generously gave up the right to name him.

Monkey hesitated for a moment, hesitated again, then, he really couldn't think of it, so he blinked and said to Zhang Xiaoxiao: "Then what name should you name?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao grinned triumphantly, "Sun Hou'er."

After hearing this, the monkey widened his eyes and then narrowed his eyes, threatening: "Puppy, you are begging for a beating, what is this name!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao snorted, "Your surname is Sun, and his surname is Sun. You are a monkey, and he is also a monkey. In the end, he is the son of your monkey, Monkey King. What's wrong with calling him Monkey Sun? Don't you think you listen? Is it very pleasing to the ear?"

Monkey nodded reluctantly, thinking that his words were reasonable.Then he said fiercely to Liu Er: "Calling Dad."

Liu Er shrank his neck forward and let out a cry.Zhang Xiaoxiao couldn't understand the monkey's words, but she wanted to laugh when she saw the monkey's smug expression, but then she thought that this monkey had no father, no mother, and no one to discipline him to develop such a temper. Will it be better?

Immediately the monkey said to the six ears: "Since you call my old grandson daddy, I will teach you everything about my body... Hey, little dog, where are you going?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao blinked innocently, "You teach my son, what am I doing here?"

Monkey rolled his eyes, "I didn't say you can't listen."

Zhang Xiaoxiao suddenly became excited and said, "Really?"

The monkey nodded proudly, "Is there anything I can't teach? If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have lost to Yang Jian!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao coughed, and turned her head when she heard the monkey pick up the old debt again, pretending not to hear it.

When Zhang Xiaoxiao and Liu Er were about to go back, Zhang Xiaoxiao said to Houzi: "Monkey, I will go to the sky with Yang Jian tomorrow, and the sky will go down for a year. I really don't know when I will be back..."

The monkey waved his hand casually, "Go, go, you don't have to worry about me, isn't that how you lived before."

Zhang Xiaoxiao nodded sadly, then patted Liu Er on the head and said, "Call me dad, say goodbye to your dad." The little monkey shook his hands, stepped forward to snuggle up to the monkey's head and yelled twice, the monkey stretched out The suppressed hand helped Liu Er smooth his hair, Zhang Xiaoxiao suddenly felt that perhaps she had done something right today.

"Puppy?" Monkey asked.

"Uh?"

The monkey suddenly laughed loudly, "Hey, don't let people shout, don't you agree to it yourself!"

Realizing that she was being teased by the monkey, Zhang Xiaoxiao clenched her fists and pointed at the monkey's head angrily for a long time without saying a word. Finally, she pulled the six ears to drive the cloud and left.

Liu Er yelled, and then Zhang Xiaoxiao shook his hand and waved it down, monkey, I will bring your son to "visit the prison" sooner.You slowly wait for the 500-year sentence to expire!