The Days of Dressing Up as a Handsome General

The author has something to say: He Zhang ~~ can exhaust people to death~~~

In a flash, another few days passed.

That guy Sima Yan is the king of a country after all, so he doesn't have much time to compete with me. Since he ate a few catties of tofu in the inn that time, I very wisely chose to keep a distance of thirty feet from him.

When it is unavoidable, I will move out two little living Buddhas to fuel my arrogance, and in the end even Haitang can be caught by me as a shield.As long as I can hook Haitang's shoulders and ask him to come back, I can see how he walks away.

Haitang Wannian Bingshan's face would turn red from my anger, and I still remember the speed with which she brought down Yan Yu, so every time I have to be very sincere and say that I will work hard with her to create a second pair of dragons and phoenixes Apologies again and again.

After Haitang turned and left impatiently, I would clench my fists in the air, proud of my success in "exorcising ghosts".

It’s like this every day, and I haven’t forgotten the note Nangong Yu once gave me—Ruoshuilou, it sounds like a brothel, Sima Yan has definitely figured out my situation in Liangguo, and he must also know about the rumor that I prefer male style , How can I go to the kiln again without being suspected?And if I want to go out of the palace, Sima Yan will most likely follow me, so I have to let him go shopping with me, is this possible?

I have already memorized the secret road map of the palace. Even if I can't find other ways, it is not impossible to use the secret road to escape, but the more important thing is that there must be people outside the palace.

Otherwise, a man with two jade-carved dolls would be discovered before leaving Lingzhou.

I don't believe that the most dangerous place is the safest place. This truth has been used for thousands of years. At least there is still room to escape if you leave the city. It's not a matter of catching a turtle in a urn...

And I've always had an intuition that Nangong Yu might be lurking somewhere, looking for an opportunity to get close to me, if I don't step out of the door, wouldn't I be imprisoning myself.

I made up my mind to lure Sima Yan out of the palace. He doesn't like a lot of people following him out of the palace. He didn't dare to rescue him without his signal.Maybe if I ask Nangong Yu to capture him, it will work to exchange him for two dolls in the palace.

Rather than carefully abducting, it is better to abduct with a big sword. Sima Yan is not a fool, so he will not believe my gentle woman's rhetoric about being depressed in the palace and wanting to go out to relax.

He was almost certain to expose my intention to escape, so why should I pretend to be delicate.

If you can use something, you must use it. Whether you use it or yourself, the key is whether you can achieve your goal.

It was still a small kiosk in Yibin Lake. The maid put cakes and tea on the stone table in the center of the kiosk and left.It was the same two people before, I picked up a piece of mung bean cake and chewed it in my mouth, the sweet mung bean fragrance melted in my mouth.

He still stood where he stood that day, and asked me: "What's your plan today? It's so abnormal that you invited me out for a small sit down."

I rolled my eyes and said with a smile: "I didn't pay attention to the scenery here last time, so I invited you to come and enjoy the scenery together this time."

He looked at me with a half-smile and didn't answer, as if he was waiting for me to honestly cut out the colorful intestines in my stomach and show him.

I secretly scolded myself that before I planned to abduct him boldly, I had to give him a sour dog's leg. I didn't beg him, I was abducting, and it was a job with technical content.

Just as I was about to speak, a voice resembling a young warbler resounded outside the pavilion, "The concubine pays homage to the emperor and sister Yufei."

The smile on my face faded slightly, who is this?Such a loli voice, really "sensible" Yufei's call is very kind and sweet, without any stuttering, those who don't know think that I have a good relationship with her.I looked up, and I couldn't help but gasp, it really sounds like a person, this loli is only thirteen or fourteen, right?

I looked at Sima Yan with reproach, such a young concubine, you are a pedophile, right?

With a smile all over his face, he lifted Loli who bowed down, and said, "Concubine Yin, get up quickly."

Prostitute?I resisted swallowing the tea that tended to squirt out of my mouth, but was choked by the tea again, "cough...cough cough..." Ever since Ye Er said it was dirty and made me lose my temper, I have been working hard to change it. No, I didn't expect that this time, because of a "kinky concubine" with a loli figure, I almost failed.

I coughed so loudly that Lolita hurried over to help me breathe, and said, "Sister is too careless, she will choke on tea."

The coldness in Sima Yan's eyes gradually grew, and Lolita also felt that her behavior was a little out of character, after all, I'm not really a "sister".

Loli took a step back to distance herself from me, and said with a smile: "Although Concubine Yu entered the palace later than Yinyin, but at this age, Yinyin has no choice but to call you sister."

After finishing speaking, he returned to Sima Yan's side again, with a delicate and delicate appearance, what, why do you remind me that I am much older than you in that posture of suppressing a rival in love, I am a man, okay, that kind of Harem tricks are useless to me, okay?

"The emperor and sister are really in a good mood. I wonder if Yinyin can enjoy the beautiful scenery of the lake with the emperor."

I curled my lips, Little Lolita is pretty amazing, so she saved me by being so spontaneous.

"With such a beautiful scenery, will I let Concubine Yin step down?"

I shuddered, why does this word sound so similar - on such a beautiful day, would I still let the prostitute go back?

Seeing the two people talking and smiling, the voice was feeding and offering water, did Sima Yan have no hands?In the end, I sat in Sima Yan's arms after feeding and feeding, I squinted my eyes and cursed, the name was really correct, concubine whore!

"Didn't you have something to tell me just now?" Sima Yan asked with beauty in his arms.

"No!" My tone was harsh, but he actually said "Zhen" to me, so it turns out that my words are more pleasant to my ears.

"No? Then back down."

I watched the corners of Loli's mouth curl up in triumph, and I felt as if something had scratched my heart.Sima Yan, did you make a mistake?Just now I was listening attentively, now you ask me to quit?

"Yes, but Concubine Yin is here, I don't want to say."

"Sister and I are both sisters, so we can tell people everything. Why is Yinyin here, but my sister doesn't say anything? Is there something shameful?" This loli seems to see that Sima Yan doesn't have any special affection for me. The way he looked, he became more and more presumptuous when he spoke.

Just when I thought I wouldn't be as familiar with this kind of woman, she turned her head and said coquettishly to Sima Yan: "Could it be that elder sister looks down on Yinyin?..."

My face was completely darkened. At the first hearing, Luoli's voice sounded like Yingzhuan's sobbing from coquetry to Aiai's sobbing.You want to drive me away so much, don't you?

I squeezed my fists, put on a bright smile, and pretended to be pleasantly surprised: "Yinyin, your voice is exactly the same as what the emperor described to me last time. When the emperor said that you couldn't stand his bravery, you always Yes, weeping in a low voice, the emperor said that once you look like this, he can't help wanting you..."

I watched Lolita's face turn red quickly, she was quite shy, and her eyes were still glinting from time to time to Sima Yan, who was astonished by me directly.

"Your majesty, you still think I can't scream as well as her." I twisted my waist and squeezed into Sima Yan's arms, sat on his other leg, leaned back, and squeezed Luo Li to sit on her buttocks. on the ground.

Xiao Mian, do you think that if I see you as a woman, I will feel sorry for you?Dear, I didn't see anyone pity me.

Satire me, ignore me, I'll kill you, I can't cure Sima Yan, I can't cure you little loli?

I stepped on her skirts that were piled on the floor, and said, "Why is my sister sitting on the floor?"

I stretched out my hand before Sima Yan, and pulled her up from the ground. Luoli's figure is really amazing, perhaps because the front is protruding enough and the back is not upturned. After she got up, her skirt was gorgeously left on the ground. It's just that she didn't wear an inner skirt?Is it for someone's convenience?

The pastry I ate just now seemed to be choking, even my chest was blocked.And after Luoli found out about her abnormality, her resentful eyes never left my face.

I immediately put on a slightly dazed face, looking overwhelmed by her "glamour", "Sister is really favored, even the obscene pants are different from our ordinary concubines, they are actually light pink."

Lolita's face has a tendency to turn to pig liver color, so how can pink be the color of light silk underwear?

I sniggered in my heart, and said: "How can my sister seduce the emperor like this in front of me? The emperor is afraid that he will leave with you in the next second. Do that happy thing in broad daylight."

I leaned against Sima Yan's chest, looked provocatively at Lolita's face turning from red to black, and cried out in my heart.

Only then did Sima Yan speak: "Cough... Yinyin is too careless, don't worry about putting on the skirt. If someone sees you, I don't know what kind of rumors will spread."

Loli picked up the skirt and turned around to put it on. When she turned around again, the venomous eyes staring at me with gritted teeth had faded away. She sat down on the stone bench beside her and said with a smile: " Elder sister is just joking, younger sister is serving refreshments only because the emperor sees that there are no servants around him, so how can you talk about seduction?"

What a great way to act as if nothing happened just by sitting on the side?Little Lolita, stop dreaming.

"I don't need my sister to serve tea and water. It's the same for me to do it for me. My sister should go back to the palace quickly and change into clean clothes. Just don't forget to wear an inner skirt next time." After I finished speaking, He picked up a cake and brought it to Sima Yan's mouth.

I looked up and realized that Sima Yan's watery black eyes were looking at me with a smile.I looked away, but my heart beat involuntarily, and even the palms he held on my waist seemed to be ironing my skin.

"The emperor never eats chestnut cakes. My sister should go back to the palace quickly. Next time, I must remember that the emperor does not eat chestnut cakes."

Why is this big man so picky?Really annoying.

I was about to put down the hand holding the pastry when Sima Yan opened his mouth and took the pastry into his mouth. His dexterous tongue even licked my fingers twice. For no reason, I thought of the scene when he kissed me for the first time. It turned red all of a sudden.

He raised my chin, and his eyes met. I clearly saw the doting smile in his eyes and myself in his eyes.His lips were attached, and there was a rich and sweet chestnut cake between his lips and teeth, which was soft and lingering. In those dark and bright eyes, it seemed that he could see the deep emotion that was about to overflow.

I wanted to escape subconsciously, but his hand held the back of my head, and a few vague syllables overflowed where my lips and teeth met, "You are not allowed to escape."

When he let go of me a little bit, I immediately suppressed my disordered breathing and broke free from his arms.what happened?Why is my heart beating so fast, just because of that fiery kiss?Or is it because of the man who is standing behind me and embracing me at this moment?My heart is completely messed up at this moment...