The Days of Dressing Up as a Handsome General

This time Xiaobai can be regarded as a word to wake up the dreamer, I rushed into the palace, and the first sentence I saw Sima Yan was-"Sima Yan, you are so stupid, what happened last night? ?”

Sima Yan hugged me, and rubbed his face on my shoulder, "Mo'er, why do you scold me as soon as you see me? It's good to see you lose your temper after a few days?"

"Isn't it just three days..." I muttered, "Tell me what happened last night? Why are you not allowed to come?"

"Last night, Zhuge Yun poured fire oil all over his body, and he carried a large amount of banknotes..."

"Silver note?"

"Liangguo's treasury is already empty. As early as two months ago, he exchanged most of the cash in the treasury for bank notes. He was so ridiculous that he insisted on seeing you..."

I was dumbfounded, "Are you sure there is nothing wrong with his mind?"

"The most creepy thing is that Zhuge Yun is still laughing when his whole body is on fire, saying something that will make me regret it. Later, I witnessed how Feng'er tortured a dying charred body."

I suddenly thought of the burnt smell from Feng'er's body, but I didn't expect his methods to be so cruel. My voice trembled, "What happened later? Zhuge Yun's body..."

"After the dismemberment, it was soaked in a jar."

I shivered, pretending to be calm and replied: "Oh."

"Probably because Zhuge Yun has died, Feng'er didn't overdo it, even though he looks crazy."

Can I tell Sima Yan that Feng'er has hated Zhuge Yun to the point of torturing the double, even to the point of becoming addicted?

I asked: "Then there is no money in the treasury, how should I solve it?"

Sima Yan said casually: "Don't worry, you won't let the people of Liang Kingdom suffer from hunger..."

"Sima Yan, I have never doubted whether you are a good emperor," I said sincerely, paused, and then said, "Then when shall we return to Qi?"

A bright smile bloomed on Sima Yan's face, "Why, have you decided to marry me in Qi State?"

"Huh? Who will marry, who will marry. You have to think clearly with me... Besides, I will take Feng'er and Ye'er with me this time, so I still insist on living outside the palace."

"Okay, as long as you are willing to go back to Qi Kingdom with me, I was afraid that you didn't want to leave before."

"Yan, can I go to a place before going to Qi?" I tentatively asked, and seeing Sima Yan's face turned cloudy, I immediately promised, "I promise I will come back."

Sima Yan frowned, and refused me without hesitation, "No, every time you call me Yan in a soft voice, nothing good will happen."

"Don't say that. Some things are useless even if you escape. Do you think that if you don't talk about Nangong Yu with me, the problems between us don't exist?"

"Okay, let's talk," Sima Yan sneered and asked, "Then tell me, where are you going?"

At this time, my lying was almost subconscious, "I just want to go to Yuezhou City to see Nangong Yu..."

Sima Yan grabbed my wrist and said angrily: "I knew it, you can't forget him, can't you think about me? Don't think that I still have much patience to be worn down by you!"

I was a little angry, shook off his hand, and asked loudly: "Is it because you can't tolerate Nangong Yu?"

"You still ask me if I can tolerate it? Let me tell you, I can't bear it, I can't!"

"You can have many concubines, don't you? Do you think I can endure?!"

"I said that I will never accept concubines again!"

"What about the previous concubine? There should be more than one concubine Yin in your harem, right?"

"No wonder you want to settle the past with me. Do you really just want me to tolerate a Nangong Yu? As the saying goes, if there is one, there are two..."

Sima Yan sneered, and slowly spit out something I had never heard before, "Then why did the second son of the Zhu family ask me to marry him? Why did he say that he would donate 50 taels as long as he could marry King Ning of Liangguo?" Wen Yin, if I remember correctly, in Yuezhou City, you live in his mansion, right?"

"What?" Zhu Yun actually made such a request, he really...

"I know everything about you and him in Bifang Building. How can you bear it? When did you help me pick up food? When did you pour wine for me? When did you act so obediently and take the initiative? sit on my lap?"

Clever?I didn't want to listen anymore, so I interrupted him and asked, "Sima Yan, you don't always think that I have something to do with Zhu Yun, do you?"

Sima Yan clenched the hand placed by his side. He stared at me with scorching heat in his eyes, but he didn't say a word.

I sneered, "Okay, after a long time, is it you who have been begging for perfection to endure me?"

He closed his eyes, took a few breaths, and said in a deep voice, "Mo'er, can we not talk about the past? Why can't we be the only one for each other? We will always be together in the future, isn't it good?"

"Okay, let's not talk about the past." With a faint smile on my lips, I sat down slowly.

Then, silence passed between us, and there was an emotion that had been suppressed in my heart as if it was about to break out of the ground. I covered my heart, tried to calm my emotions, and said lightly: "Are you looking for me today? Let's talk about business." .”

Sima Yan looked at me deeply, as if he wanted to see into my heart, he sighed, and said slowly: "I want to discuss title matters with you, like your brother Zhuge Lian and the right minister and Some capable ministers behind them will be sealed if they can, as for what to seal, it may be most appropriate for me to ask you."

"I don't even care about what my brother looks like. I care about his title. Besides, I don't understand these things, so why do you ask me?"

Sima held my hand, "Mo'er, if I don't find a reason, why would you come to see me?"

I smiled slightly, "I just arrived in Liangjing yesterday evening, and I came to see you today."

"I thought you would come in the morning, but I didn't know you came because I checked people in the afternoon to pass it on."

"I only got up in the afternoon." I explained.

"Anyway, you just don't miss me. You never want to see me as much as I want to see you." Sima Yan complained a little vexatiously.

"Seeing you now, I'm going back. Hearing what you said, I'm very worried about Feng'er..."

"I knew they would neglect me if you had them." Sima Yan sighed, "Mo'er, you can move into the palace and live with me, okay?"

"Not good. Is there any good place to live in the palace? Why can't I live in my own house? I will live in Yan's mansion."

Sima Yan held me in his arms, "Why do I always have the feeling that I can't catch you? Since I arrived in Liangjing, I always feel that you will sneak away someday."

I hugged him back and comforted him: "Don't think too much about it, where can I sneak to?"

"Xiaobai told me everything. Zhu Yun once went to the military camp to find you. Binzhou, Nangong Yu and you helped Zhu Yun tidy up his clothes. Xiaobai told me everything about it. But you still lied to me Say you want to go to Yuezhou City?" Sima Yan's arms gradually tightened, and his tone was firm, "I won't let you go, I can't let you go..."

I was a little out of breath, so I patted his arm and said, "Sima Yan, relax a bit, do you want to strangle me?"

He was quite angry, and said: "Mo'er, if you run away again, I'll catch you back and strangle you to death..."

I caressed his back and sighed slightly, Sima Yan, do you know that the tighter you are, the harder it is to grasp, and finally your hand will become a fist, and there will be nothing inside. have……

On the way back to Yan's mansion, I kept carefully looking at the shops on both sides of the street, and the content on the note flashed in my mind, "Liangjing, Wuji candied fruit, buy the most unpalatable preserved fruit."

If Liangguo is homonymous for Liangguo, then it means "buy the most unpalatable Liangguo". Zhu Yun set this code to tell me whether he intends to buy the most unpalatable Liangguo or the Liangguo that Sima Yan poured all his power into. Congress hard to eat?As I guessed the meaning of those words like a fortune teller, I laughed secretly that I was so worried about Sima Yan.

"Hey, isn't this Prince Ning? What? Just met the emperor? You really..." A man with a fat head and big ears rode a horse and led a few people over, and said, "It's so green! Actually, no matter what kind of wind blows to serve any master, you are always the one on top of people's hearts."

The man shrank with a smile, as if you knew me, and then said: "You have to support and support me. You can't blame me for the past. Who told Zhuge Yun to have a soft spot for you."

I frowned and asked Xiaobai, "Who is this?"

Xiaobai replied: "I don't know."

The man finished his sentence, his ears turned red, and he said angrily: "Prince Ning, Miscellaneous is the righteous son of Wu Yuzheng, the loyal Marquis, Wu Yuqian, the chief clerk of the imperial court... Did you forget? So you were in the palace of the Holy Lord..." The man was halfway through the sentence Hastily shut up, and said with a sneer: "You also have to think about how good Zajia used to be."

"Loyalty Marquis Wu Yu is the chief executive." Xiao Bai said respectfully at this time.

I raised my eyes to look at Wu Yuqian, looked at him a few times, and said in a rather cold tone, "Oh, the son of the dead eunuch of the old eunuch, who was in charge of the documents for that dead Zhuge Yun, I remembered."

I lightly clamped the horse's belly, walked past the man without squinting, deliberately pretending to ignore him at all.

"Damn it, isn't it just a slut who relies on her body to flatter the Lord, wait for my father to send some beauties to the emperor, and see how you can get away with it!"

Riding the wind, a few words got into my ears without any warning. I turned my head to look at the man, and watched with satisfaction that the man's face changed from rosy to pale under my cold eyes.

I smiled lightly, looking back, I don't bother to argue with this kind of villain, am I just a eunuch with a twisted mind...

"Young master." Xiaobai's tone was a little worried.

"It's okay," I dismounted and walked to Wu Ji's candied fruit shop.

I said to the middle-aged man at the counter: "Boss, I want to buy the worst preserved fruit."

The shopkeeper was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "It just so happens that work is going on behind my house. I'll go and take a look for you. Wait a minute?"

I nodded, "Yeah."

Xiaobai tied the horse to the stake at the door, walked over, did not stop at the man's back, and said, "My lord, you can send someone to buy what you want to eat, why bother to go there yourself."

I looked at the furnishings in the shop and replied casually, "It's just a matter of passing by..."

At this time, the shopkeeper came out again, bowed and bowed, "Young master, please wait a little longer, the preserved fruit takes some effort to make, and you ask how many catties you want?"

I frowned slightly, why does this really look like I'm here to buy preserved fruits?Isn't it this shop?I asked: "Boss, how many Wuji preserves are there in Liangjing?"

"This is the only one, there is no branch." The man raised his fingers and tapped on the counter with his knuckles, "Our Wuji candied fruit was first opened in Huicheng, and then the boss opened it again in Liangzhou for the convenience of pursuing his lover. One opened in Beijing, you may have seen the name of our store in Huicheng."

A flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I took a closer look at that man. No, his complexion is fairer than before. Although there are wrinkles on his face, he can't see a single pore. So...

"Maybe," I smiled slightly, "The average person wants a few catties, and I want a few catties."

"Okay, it should be almost the same later, I'll help you take a look." The man left the counter again.

Xiaobai's mouth was slightly pursed, and the eyelids drooped to cover up his doubtful gaze. I thought I didn't show any unnaturalness, so I could only sigh secretly for Xiaobai's keen intuition.

"My lord, this preserved fruit really tastes good when it's freshly made and soft. Once cooled, it becomes the most unpalatable preserved fruit." The man came over with two packs of preserved fruit in his hand, and handed them to me. Said: "Unique secret recipe, the effort of a cup of tea is the difference between the best and the worst. If you want to eat with your family, you have to hurry."

I took a slice out of it and put it in my mouth, my eyes widened, it was so delicious, the fresh and light fragrance was wrapped in sweet and sour honey...

"My lord, pay six copper coins, and you can share another share of the candied fruit. If you want to send it to anyone's house, do it quickly. It won't taste good if it's too late."

Hearing this, I smiled inwardly, understood the meaning of the man's words, and stuffed a bag of candied fruit into Xiao Bai's hand, "Xiao Bai, send it to the palace, let Sima Yan taste it too."

Xiaobai felt a little troubled, "My lord, I am your bodyguard, I cannot leave my post without authorization."

"Don't tell me that you are the only one guarding me, aren't those hidden guards who follow from afar human? At worst, I'll wait for you here, or let them send me back. Isn't this place not far from Yan Mansion?" I intentionally lowered my voice, leaned into Xiaobai's ear, and said, "Besides, I want you to bring him a few words, the treasury has no money, you can search the house, just like the eunuch chief Zhongyihou's family just now..."

"It's the chief executive." Xiaobai corrected.

"Okay, besides the head of the house, you might as well copy some corrupt officials and spare a few lucrative jobs for those who are not easy to be granted titles. After all, granting a title and granting land is not too troublesome." I rolled my eyes and curled my lips.

"My lord, what a plan!" Xiaobai walked out quickly with a smile on his face, holding the preserved fruit in his arms.

After Xiaobai disappeared from sight, I looked back at the shopkeeper and asked tentatively, "Zhu Yun?"

"Smart Mo'er," the 40-year-old face wrinkled when he smiled, his elbows were propped on the counter, his chin was resting on one hand, and he said without moving his mouth as if he was throwing his hands away from the shopkeeper: " Come here, come to the counter, while those hidden guards are just watching from a distance. I guess they won't follow you as long as you are still in this shop."

I pretended to be looking at the pots and jars on the high cabinet by the wall, and walked towards the inside of the counter. As soon as I entered, I couldn't help being startled by the person hiding in the counter. I saw that person was wearing clothes similar to mine, squatting on the counter Down.

A face slowly lifted up, a pair of black eyes and big eyes met mine, I stared blankly at that man, my gaze wandered over his straight nose and beautiful lips, and I sighed sincerely: " God, how could he be so beautiful."

"Puchi——" Zhu Yun covered his mouth and laughed incessantly. After a while, he waved his hands and said, "Mo'er, you pretend to drop something, and then the two of you quickly change, and then you go with me to the back." OK."

"I trade with him?" I looked at the man in front of me in disbelief, "Zhu Yun, stop joking."

"Do you know how difficult it is to make someone look like you? The old woman I invited who is proficient in disguise wants to see you so much. This person's figure is also very similar to yours, although his face is not as good as the real one's." Not like, but it’s still possible to fool those hidden guards.”

I asked blankly: "Am I so good-looking?"

Zhu Yun laughed again, his fake face turned red, and asked, "Mo'er, how long has it been since you looked in the mirror?"

As for that bronze mirror of yours, there is still chromatic aberration in the picture. I even forget when was the last time I looked in the mirror...

***

At the moment I was sitting in the carriage and smearing in front of the mirror, Zhu Yun said from the side: "Fortunately, I was interested in your box of disguised things at that time, this time I can make a golden silkworm out of its shell. "

When the carriage passed the gate of the city, there was no obstacle at all, but before it was far away, a sound of horseshoes was heard from far to near, and a voice rang out from the gate of the city, "Close the gate! No one is allowed to go. When the portrait arrives, one Only by checking one by one can..."

The city gate that was gradually closing was getting farther and farther away from me, and a burst of inexplicable emotions welled up in my heart, Sima Yan, you have to believe in me, I will return to you sooner or later, although there are still so many problems between us ...