The Days of Dressing Up as a Handsome General

Zhu Yun and I headed east all the way without stopping.

"Zhu Yun, when will we arrive in Yibin?" After walking for ten days at high speed, I never expected that Yibin would be so far away.

"It should take another ten days."

"How long will it take?!" I doubt that I will die on horseback.

"Who would want that Miracle Doctor Xue to stay in Yibin, a remote village, for three years? It seems that there are many good medicinal materials on Mount Eshan to the east of Yibin, but Nangong Yu was lucky to find him..."

"Go straight to the east... So is Yibin in Liang State or Wu State?"

"There is a mountain range between Liang State and Wu State. Liang State calls it Eshan, and Wu State calls it Yanshan Mountain." Zhu Yun took out a map and pointed to the mountain range to explain.

"It turns out that Mount E is not one mountain, but several mountains..." I sighed lightly, and sighed, "Fortunately, Doctor Xue is from Liang, and fortunately he is on this side of the mountain range. If he is on the side of Wu, Not only will the horse be exhausted, but I will be exhausted too."

Zhu Yun seemed to see my discomfort, and suggested: "Mo'er, should we take a break, we should also have lunch."

I immediately refused: "No, I'm not hungry yet. Is it still far from the next city? Let's go to the city and eat."

I will not eat in the wilderness even if I die, the scenes from a few days ago appeared in front of my eyes...

Because of Sima Yan's wanted arrest and the strict investigation at the gates of each city, Zhu Yun and I usually entered the city in disguise, but that time we had nowhere to go, so we had to settle for our lunch in the wilderness.

To be honest, the craftsmanship of Zhu Yun and I can be described as horrible. I don’t know how to cook food on the fire. The pheasant's eyes widened and his eyes narrowed.In the end I did it, it was just plucking hair!

However, when every pore of the pheasant is bleeding, even water can't clean it...

I was so angry that I threw the pheasant to the ground, trembling my hands with the feathers stuck to it, blowing my beard and staring, pointing at Zhu Yun and shouting: "Can't you beat a pheasant that doesn't need to be plucked?"

An hour later, we finally ate the smoky rabbit meat.Of course, I also understand the cruelty of reality——Zhu Yun is obviously used to being served by others, and I, who have never been able to adapt to the ancient kitchen, can roast rabbit meat in the wilderness until it is "burnt" on the outside and "tender" on the inside. It is not easy.Regarding the fact that there is only meaty taste because there is no seasoning, Zhu Yun and I agreed to keep silent.

"Actually, Mo'er's cooking skills are not bad. I still miss the taste if I don't eat it for a few days." Zhu Yun said.

"Is there something wrong with your sense of taste?" I straightened my beard sticking to my face and gave him a white look.

Zhu Yun said with a smile: "Fortunately, Mo'er never looked at me like this when he entered the city. If others see me, they will say that this bearded man looks hideous. Why does this one look make people think that this man looks bright. "

"Just run on me as hard as you can. Aren't you just bragging about your disguise skills?"

Zhu Yun said seriously: "By the way, you still owe me a meal, do you still remember?"

I lowered my eyes and thought to myself, I owe you more than just a meal, I owe you a lot more.

I concealed my emotions, "Why don't you remember, but, you have seen my craftsmanship, you still dare to mention that meal?"

Zhu Yun stretched out his hand, hanging in mid-air, "I will do what I promised. Let's make an oath by high-fiving. When we arrive in Yibin, you can cook for me, okay?"

I have promised too many things, but how much can I do?It's as if I promised Zhu Yun that I would not choose Nangong Yu, but now I escaped because of Nangong Yu.It's as if I promised Sima Yan...

However, I can definitely do this, I smiled and replied: "Okay, you are not afraid of being poisoned to death by me, what am I afraid of."

On the horse's back, two palms clapped together, making a crisp sound.

"By the way, I went to buy the ingredients before, and they were all mixed and ground. Do you really want to go to the city to eat?"

I frowned. Is that kind of craftsmanship that is "scorched" on the outside and "tender" on the inside a problem that can be solved with seasoning?I firmly replied: "We don't go to the city and don't eat."

As the sun was setting, I looked at the first outline of the city wall and gritted my teeth: "Zhu Yun! Why didn't you say that we can only arrive now?! Are you trying to starve me to death?"

Zhu Yun looked extremely innocent, and said: "I asked you three times if you want to eat, but you said no, it's only three things..."

I interrupted him, "That's because you said three times, we're almost there!"

Zhu Yun had a smirk on his lips, "Then shall we have dinner now?"

I glared at him and galloped off.

Zhu Yun chased after him, laughed heartily, and joked, "You're so hungry, you look like a bearded husband when you eat. I'm not doing it for your own good."

I led the horse through the gate of the city and slowly followed Zhu Yun. The distance between the two was more than ten meters.Then, Zhu Yun turned into an inn on the corner of the street.As I thought about it, the beard and beard on my face moved like water waves.You just like to see me fierce, don't you?I'll let you take a good look at how fierce I am.

Walking into that inn, I ordered in a rough voice, "Shopkeeper, one room is up. Good wine and good food will be served, and I will eat downstairs."

Zhu Yun, who had already climbed the stairs, glanced at me with a half-smile, then turned back, and politely said to Xiao Er, "I'd better eat downstairs, so you don't have to go up to clean up again."

Along the way, we all stayed and ate in restaurants as individual individuals, the purpose of which was to deceive others.Zhu Yun's disguise is very good, but he likes to pretend that I am a rough-faced bearded man or a wretched man with evil eyebrows and mouse eyes.As for his appearance, he often changes. Apart from swordsman, hero, scholar, and businessman, sometimes he can even pretend to be a policeman.

There are two tables next to each other, and besides us there are three other tables of guests. The eyes that fall on him are all admiration, and those that fall on me are all contempt.Isn't it just that he wears a silk robe and I wear a coarse cloth jacket? !

My inferiority suddenly exploded, well, as long as I am like this, even if I eat a piece of potato shreds elegantly, it will only make people feel disgusting.

I was not polite at all, and slapped the table with my palm, "I'm starving to death, wine! Food! If you don't serve it again, I will tear down your shop!"

"Xiao Er, bring me another pot of wine, warm it up a bit." Zhu Yun put away his usual evil eyes and smile, and glanced at me lightly, with a gentle tone, treating Xiao Er just like a beautiful woman Generally polite.

"Yes, yes, yes." Xiao Er hurriedly nodded and bowed at me.

The beard and beard on my face completely covered the smile that I couldn't help floating on my face, I restrained my smile, and stared coldly at the faces of the guests at the other tables. It means you don't have to read it if you are used to me.

As expected, my meal was much faster than Zhu Yun's, and even two jars of fist-sized wine were served, while Zhu Yun's table only had a plate of vinegared shredded potatoes.

Xiao Er tremblingly helped me fill up a bowl of wine, then turned to Zhu Yun and said, "Master, your dishes are at the back, and they are all exquisite food, please wait a moment."

Zhu Yun nodded with a smile, I squinted at him quite proudly, you are hungry, you can eat your potato shreds slowly...

When Zhu Yun's dishes were served, my heart began to feel unbalanced again. What, I am the earthenware pot and white porcelain sea bowl, and he is the carved jug and white jade cup?I am four lukewarm meat buns, and he is a cage of crystal shrimp skin soup dumplings?I'm just a big bowl of chicken nuggets poured with soy sauce, and he is a plate of chicken slices poured with soup, with a radish flower on the plate?

"Pfft, puff, puff!" I spat out the chicken bones in my mouth loudly, Zhu Yun, are you really eating a small soup dumpling in two or three bites?Are you hypocritical or not, I don't believe you are not hungry!

"Crack! Auntie, I can't take it anymore!" A quack girl slapped the table and stood up, pointing at my nose and shouting, "You, you, it's okay to be ugly, and it's okay to eat ugly, you must Do you want to eat all over your beard? You insist on eating all over your beard, won’t you eat it in your own room? You just want to turn off people’s appetites, don’t you?!”

I lowered my head, flicked my chest-length beard, and the sesame seeds, shredded cucumbers, and diced carrots fell to the ground.Seeing that I didn't speak, the woman seemed to be chattering, and continued: "You look like you can eat people but don't spit out your bones. If you want to spit out your bones, spit out your bones, can't you? Why do I want to see beautiful men? But I always see bones popping out of your mouth?! You let me appreciate beautiful things, can't you?"

I was stunned for a moment, this woman must be wearing clothes, how could she blatantly say that she looks at a beautiful man?I obviously look like a villain. Could it be that this woman has a unique aesthetic perspective and likes to look at men with rough faces like this?Or does she like my beard?Or maybe she saw my beauty in disguise?

Impossible, none of the officers and soldiers who interrogated me along the way would make the slightest connection between me and the portrait in the painting, which is enough to show that my current appearance has no sense of beauty at all, at least in the eyes of ordinary people.

The woman walked slowly towards me, staring at me with burning eyes, slightly pouting her moist and pink lips, with a thin face of anger, she said: "Don't let me see your indecent behavior again! My eyes are always involuntarily looking at you, and I can't pretend to be other people anymore!"

Are you fascinated by my eyes?That's right, Zhu Yun said before that I was Gu Panshenghui, that's why she said I was beautiful.I couldn't help but smirked, and I was still thinking, should I part my beard to reveal the corners of my raised mouth...

The woman approached, turned to Zhu Yun, and blessed her body, her voice was as mellow as a yellow warbler, "Little girl, a person in the rivers and lakes, doesn't care about trivial matters. Seeing the extraordinary charm of the young master's gestures, dare to ask the young master's name..."

I actually have such a day... I will be so self-indulgent?I clutched my chest, and was amazed by the woman's voice at the moment. Where did that aunt who couldn't stand me go? Where is she?

A man at that table came over immediately, dragged the woman behind him, clasped his fists in both hands, gave me and Zhu Yun two arches, and said: "Little girl is young and ignorant, I made you laugh at me."

The man said to Zhu Yun again: "Young master, I am the young master of the Zhenyuan Escort Bureau. The younger sister performed the ceremony last month, and was dissatisfied that the family was in a hurry to choose a husband for her, and that's why I was so frivolous. Don't blame me, sir..."

The man never looked at me again, and voluntarily excluded me from this incident. I looked at the starry eyes of the woman looking at Zhu Yun, and I felt really uncomfortable.The brothers and sisters, the elder brother didn't apologize to me for the younger sister, he thought he scolded me before, didn't he?Do I look like the kind of person who would just forget about it?

I picked up the bowl of wine and gulped it down, "Uh..." An earth-shattering belch came out of my mouth. Could it be the legendary burning knife?Did you make a mistake? !Xiao Er, what you serve me is pure alcohol, right?From the mouth to the stomach, a string followed the fire...

Already full of courage, I stood up, grabbed the girl's wrist, put it near my mouth, and kissed her, "Are you looking for a husband again? Don't you think about me, girl?"

The man's eyes shot out, and he turned his hand and hit me with a palm. I subconsciously raised my hand to block it, but the man moved a foot away.

No, I haven't touched him yet, I glanced at Zhu Yun, there was a smile on his lips, and a peanut was sandwiched between his thumb and index finger.

I knew it in my heart, but fortunately Zhu Yun helped, otherwise I would not be able to bear the palm of Lian Jiazi.Zhu Yun got up and walked upstairs slowly, with a cool look that had nothing to do with him.

The man clutched his chest, got up and stood still, I quickly put it away, let go of the woman's hand, and apologized, "I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention for a while, I was frivolous before, I'm sorry."

The man asked: "I didn't expect this young master's skill to be so extraordinary, dare to ask the young master's name."

"Ah! I'm Mei Chuanyi, a little policeman in Jinjiang City." I swaggered back with Zhu Yun's previous name as a policeman.

Surprised on his face, the man hurriedly cupped his hands and said, "It turns out that it's Mei Chuan Yimei who is the police officer, and I have admired her name for a long time, and I have admired her name for a long time."

I arched my hands, pulled the corners of my mouth and walked upstairs.Really Jiu Yang?Really famous?I thought I laughed at the name "No Clothes" for a long time, even though I was a flower picker who was escorted by "No Clothes".

Entering the room, I threw myself on the bed, really... I was killed by that bowl of wine, I can guarantee that Zhu Yun's pot of wine must taste different from mine, this is differential treatment...

Feeling dizzy and dizzy, I know I'm lying on the bed but I can't stop feeling dizzy.

"Xiao Er, I just heard the guest in Room No. [-] calling for water to wash his face." Zhu Yun's voice sounded in the corridor outside the room.

"Okay, thank you son for reminding me." Xiaoer shouted loudly.

Not long after, Xiaoer was outside the door and said, "Guest officer, I've brought you some water."

"Come in." I raised my voice, opened my eyes a little, and watched Xiao Er walk in with a large basin of water, put down the water and back out.My body didn't want to move at all, there was no overwhelming feeling in my stomach, I just felt warm all over my body.It seems that good wine is good wine, but when the wine is strong...

After a while, Zhu Yun pushed the door open, walked to my side, and said helplessly, "I knew it would happen."

He brought the water to the head of the bed, sat down, put my head on his lap, started from the forehead with the wet towel, and removed the things on my face bit by bit.

"If you can't drink, don't drink. Fortunately, their wine is pure, and you didn't drink too much. Otherwise, see if you will have a headache tomorrow." Zhu Yun carefully helped me remove my beard.

I smirked, "What are you afraid of, isn't it because of you, besides, I only drank one bowl."

"Your bowl can match my pot, and you're still bored." Zhu Yun rewound the towel and wiped my face clean.

"Zhu Yun, thank you for helping me like this." I was looking for opportunities along the way and wanted to say thank you.

He asked me to lie down, helped me take off my coat, put on the quilt, smiled slightly, and said: "Mo'er, I really like to see you after drinking."

I gradually lost consciousness, and murmured, "Why?"

"Because she's very obedient, cute, and fascinating."

At the last second when I closed my eyes, I saw that the corner of Zhu Yungao's raised mouth was getting closer and closer to me...

****

When I woke up, I felt refreshed, and I stretched my waist, no, it didn’t feel right...why did my tongue hurt?This kind of pain is very familiar, as if I have experienced such pain once before...

Zhu Yun pushed the door open, and a flash of light flashed in my mind. This pain was very similar to the one in Bifang Tower, or it was clearly...

"You, you," I pointed at Zhu Yun, "are you like last time?"

"What was it like last time? Witnesses and physical evidence? Catcher Mei can't talk nonsense without evidence." Zhu Yun stretched out his hand and pulled me into his arms, with his fingers running on my lips, "If you say that the witness is yourself , then I have to check the physical evidence, come on, open your mouth."

"Fuck you! Let me go." I pushed his hand away and asked me to open my mouth for you to check?I did it and I was crazy!

"Knock! Knock!" There was a knock on the door from outside the room, and a voice like a little yellow warbler came in through the crack of the door, "Mei Butou, it's me, my brother would like to invite you down for breakfast, and I'm really sorry yesterday, The little girl is too frivolous, in fact, at first glance, Mei Tutou is an arrogant and temperamental person..."

God, isn't it, is it really interesting to me?I grinned, Zhu Yun glanced at me contemptuously, leaned into my ear, and said softly: "Why are you so silly, people are attracted to Mei Tutou, not you, then Catcher Mei is my friend, don't help him get into romantic debts."

I glared at Zhu Yun, and these few words suppressed the swelling joy in my heart.

I replied loudly: "Understood, I won't get up if I don't sleep until the sun is three poles, what should you do, don't bother me."

There was a moment of silence outside the door, and the woman's voice sounded again, "Mei Tuotou seems to have woken up after listening to Mei Tuotou's voice, let the little girl wait for Mei Tutou to get up."

As soon as the words fell, the two thin doors of the room were slowly pushed open, I gasped, what should I do, I sat on the bed without any disguise, and there was Zhu Yun in the room, where is there any plum catcher? ah.

Zhu Yun reacted quickly, jumped onto the bed, put down the light blue bed curtain, and tapped me with his hands, what are you doing?I opened my mouth but couldn't make a sound.

The sound of footsteps was getting closer and closer. Zhu Yun pushed me down on the bed. I struggled and felt that the bed was shaking slightly. Zhu Yun shouted: "How decent is it for a girl to break into a man's room? I'm not afraid of it." I'm good, get out of here!"

Zhu Yun's voice at this time was actually [-]% similar to my rough voice before, only the footsteps stopped there.Zhu Yun straddled my body, put her knees on the bed, and began to move rhythmically.

The broken bed in the inn made a series of creaking sounds, and Zhu Yun imitated the woman's forbearance and seductive soft moans, I bit my lip, I really wanted to die, I didn't expect Zhu Yun would In this way...

I covered my eyes, no, I can't take it anymore, people outside, please go, don't stand there and apologize, no matter how much you say sorry, it will only make me more embarrassed.

Zhu Yun pulled my hand down, looked at me with a half-smile, and moved faster.I grabbed the bed sheet under me, straightened my legs, no more... If you move again, I will die...

Zhu Yun stopped, said with a smile, "It can be regarded as leaving."

There was a thin layer of sweat on my forehead, Zhu Yun released my dumb point, I pushed him and said, "Get down for me." The voice was so hoarse that even I was surprised.

"I didn't expect Mo'er to react so easily."

It's early in the morning, aren't men a little bit energetic?Besides, you deliberately rubbed against that position. I said angrily, "Don't tell me you didn't respond?! Everyone is a man, and you should be aware of this kind of thing."

"I didn't respond because I have more self-control than you..."

I interrupted him and said viciously, "That's because you didn't lift!"

"Don't lift it?!" Zhu Yun narrowed his eyes, and a ray of light flashed in his pupils, "Then I'll let you know if I didn't lift it..."

Zhu Yun clasped my hands violently, pulled them over my head, and locked them in his palms.

"What are you doing! Let me go! You lift, you lift, you don't stop lifting, can't it be okay if I don't lift?" I was shocked, and struggled to change my tone immediately.

"Yes, you twisted your body desperately...the more you twist, the hotter I feel." Zhu Yun leaned down, blocked my mouth, stretched a hand in from the waistband of his trousers, and rubbed gently Slow twist, faster and faster...

The moment his hand covered it and pinched it lightly, I no longer had the extra energy to struggle, the tip of his tongue kept touching and sweeping the sensitive spots in my mouth, his hand kept bringing fatal pleasure, and my eyes were closed tightly , the corners of his eyes became hot, and there was a soft growl in his throat, and the heart that reached the peak in an instant was beating violently in the chest cavity.

He let go of my lips, and I breathed heavily, and before I could question and blame him, he said something that blocked me half to death, "Mo'er, it seems that you really have no use by Sima Yan's side." How many things have I learned, my kissing skills seem to be about the same as before, but I'm still stupid..."

"Fuck me to death!" I wish I could kick him off the bed, but it's almost impossible to kick him off the bed in the current position.

"Mo'er, you can't cross the river and tear down the bridge. Holding it in isn't good for your health. Besides, I've only helped you before, so you want me to die?"

I gritted my teeth and said, "I don't need your help, I can do it myself."

"Then what do you mean, you won't help me anymore, do you want me to do it myself?"

I clearly felt the thing on my abdomen, I stood up, my forehead hit his chin, he fell backwards in pain, I pushed him away, got out of bed and dressed, and said in my mouth: "You can Come on, I won't peek at you, I'll wait for you outside the door."

I hurriedly wanted to go out the door, but Zhu Yun's voice was a little tired, "Mo'er, no need, ask Xiaoer to bring breakfast to the room."

"Oh."

When Xiaoer came in, I just left him a back figure standing in front of the window, Zhu Yun also lay on the bed without making a sound, and I didn't like the breakfast after that.

After Zhu Yun finished my disguise, he went to check out the room. Half an hour later, we met up in the small woods outside the city.At that time, Zhu Yun couldn't see half of the depressed mood, and started to make fun of me one after another, asking me why I arrived so late.

Of course, I didn't tell him that when I checked out, the woman walked up to me under her brother's complicated gaze, and murmured her loyalty.

I just think that a woman is really a very powerful creature, although I used to be...