Goodbye online game rivers and lakes

Qingfeng Zhuyue asked Mapo Tofu to fight the monster first and let him have a look at it, but it made his forehead drip with sweat.

[Team] [Breezy Wind Chasing the Moon]: Why do I feel like your skills are being used indiscriminately?

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: It’s not like ^^, it’s what it is.

Mapo Tofu was lying on the ground waiting for Qingfeng to rescue him, but the other party seemed to have no plans to revive him.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Master, save me.

[Team] [Qingfeng Chasing the Moon]: Don't pull, you are not allowed to revive on the spot.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Huh?

[Team] [Breezy Wind Chasing the Moon]: You return to the resurrection point and run over.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Ah...

[Team] [Breezy Wind Chasing the Moon]: This is punishment and also to give you a sense of urgency, go, good apprentice.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: But the resurrection point is far away.

[Team] [Qingfeng Chasing the Moon]: If you play dead again, you won’t even be allowed to ride a horse~

As soon as the words fell, the corpse in front of Qingfeng Zhuyue disappeared instantly, Mapo Tofu hurried back to the resurrection point, and rode back on the pony, wanting to cry without tears, what was urgent, it was clearly oppression.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Can I quit the division?

[Team] [Breezy Wind Chasing the Moon]: You can try, ^_^.

This is a blatant threat. Mapo Tofu felt that he would not be able to get out even after jumping into the fire pit. He originally thought that Qingfeng Zhuyue would be gentler if she was a girl, but he didn't expect that gender is often the most confusing. He felt so nostalgic and Where is the spring, a pleasant and comfortable day.

Qingfeng Zhuyue saw Mapo Tofu running back panting, and continued to guide.

[Team] [Qingfeng Chasing the Moon]: Poison the monster, and then burn the jade and stone. If it does not explode, it will slow down the monster and drag the monster to run. Consciousness, let's go, apprentice.

[Team] [Breezy Wind Chasing the Moon]: With the current Wanhua's attack, if you fight the same monster, you can only rely on grinding.

Mapo Tofu went out to kill monsters with great fighting spirit. Sure enough, it was easier said than done in practice. He was a little flustered. Although Qingfeng Zhuyue had already said which skills to use in order, but in real fights, he would occasionally click the wrong one, and Wanhua's attack skills Most of them need to be read, and the most painful thing at this time is that the skills are always interrupted by monsters.

[Team] [Qingfeng Chasing the Moon]: Apprentice, are you a mouse streamer?

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: What mouse flow?

[Team] [Breezy Wind Chasing the Moon]: I see that your skill release speed is quite slow. You can't use the mouse to click one by one when you are fighting monsters, and sometimes you are still looking for where the skills are?

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Hehe...

Qingfeng was speechless every month, crackling and typing a long paragraph, all about how to use skills, how to arrange keys, how to use the mouse to click skills, and how to change the perspective. This will only waste time and is not allowed to be a mouse BLABLABLA.

For a long time, Mapo Tofu didn't reply. Qingfeng Zhuyue secretly wondered if he was speaking too heavily. Mapo Tofu could tell at a glance that he was a novice. Although he wasn't impatient in guiding Mapo Tofu, he showed it. His attitude seemed to be like this, and it was he himself who offered to be the master himself.

[Team] [Breath by the Moon]: Apprentice, why haven't you spoken?Are you angry?

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: No, I'm copying what you said with a pen.

[Team] [Breezy Wind Chasing the Moon]: ... You can take a screenshot.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: That's right!Hahaha, in fact, I was afraid that you would leave in a hurry, I am too good at playing games.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: But I feel a little sympathetic to the person who took me:).

[Team] [Breezy Wind Chasing the Moon]: Huh?You mean the one who went away on business?

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: It’s been so long that I’ve made you jump in a hurry. As for him, I don’t know how many tanks of blood he spit out:)

[Team] [Breath by the Moon]: One cylinder a day is not enough, apprentices, please cheer.

At this moment, Ye Yihan, who was far away in Hong Kong, sneezed twice, his mother immediately clung to him, smiled and pulled his face and asked, "Who is missing my baby~"

Ye Yihan looked at his mother contemptuously, "It's hard for people who are in love to understand, don't live in spring and watch everyone else have spring..." Ye Yihan lowered his voice as he spoke, because it doesn't look like talking about myself.

Seeing her son's expression, Mama Ye immediately felt that something was going on, and then teased her son, "Baby, are you really...hehe..." Mama Ye smiled treacherously, "When will I show my daughter-in-law?"

The name of Mapo Tofu flashed across Ye Yihan's mind, and he was startled. This was too fast, even faster than a flash marriage. He didn't even know whether the other party was tall, short, fat or thin, and most importantly, straight or curvy. What is he doing to himself!Could it be that the window period is too long?

His mother didn't know about Ye Yihan's liking for men. Looking at her expectant expression, she guessed that she was not only looking forward to a wife but also a grandson. Ye Yihan pulled his hair and said impatiently: "What kind of wife? Do you recognize the male and female daughter-in-law when she comes back?"

Mother Ye was startled, she didn't seem to be able to react stupidly there, Ye Yihan had already realized that she had slipped her tongue, said what was in her heart, and was about to divert the conversation with a smile, but unexpectedly, Mother Ye patted him solemnly. Over his shoulder, staring at him with eyes full of love, tolerance and understanding.

"If you really have one, bring it back to show mom. It doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl. The key is that you can't be promiscuous and be responsible to yourself and others. Okay, let's go with mom to try on the wedding dress." Back to girlhood, I was in a dilemma and worried, "Oh, do you think it's better for a wedding dress or a cheongsam? I don't know if my figure can still be worn out..."

Ye Yihan couldn't hear the rest of the words clearly, and was dragged away by his mother in a daze. He was probably sure that he just came out of the closet, and he came out successfully? !So simple?Didn't cry, make trouble and hang himself three times, didn't come out like that?And it seemed that his mother was more worried about choosing a white wedding dress or a red cheongsam than she was worrying about choosing a man or a woman for his son.

"Hey? Baby, what's the matter with you? You're frowning, worried that your father won't agree? That old antique, I'll help you deal with him then." Mama Ye was ready to roll up her sleeves, "It's really impossible to be kicked out by him, Just come to me, mom will cover you hahaha~"

"..." Do you think you are the boss of the underworld, but Ye Yihan never dreamed of getting the support of his family, "Mom, thank you."

"Baby, why are you being so polite to your mother, thank you so much, just come and give me a hug!" Mother Ye stretched out her hands in an affectionate hug gesture.

Ye Yihan turned his head and jumped away, "I didn't say anything just now!"

For a few days, Ye Yihan accompanied his mother to try on wedding dresses and buy relatives, and his legs were about to break. Especially when shopping, he saw a woman go shopping. He rolled his eyes.

It was hard for me to steal some free time to surf the Internet. After the wedding, the next few days will be more leisurely. Ye Yihan was hesitant to play games. Not only did he download slow-playing games, but he also got stuck. Thinking about it, he opened QQ , As soon as I went up, the friends' avatars flashed wildly, and every one of them was a message from a game friend.

Nuomi: Chunchun, the backyard is on fire, hurry back!

Soup dumpling: I'll wipe it, brother, don't blame us when you come back!

Stinky tofu: Xiaochunchun, I didn’t mean to talk about my teeth, if you don’t come back, the tofu will disappear~

Candied haws: Brother Chun, come back soon~ Tofu has recognized a master, and now the two of them are together every day, the master and apprentice are the most dangerous!

Ye Yihan immediately started downloading the game.