Goodbye online game rivers and lakes

It is not a matter of time to download the 2G client. Ye Yihan was so anxious that he walked around the room, seeing the download speed of tens of kilobytes, Ye Yihan could only climb up QQ to find someone to collect information, but those guys just It was like an appointment, all of them were not online, and when they went to YY, there was no one in the voice, Ye Yihan once thought he was in trouble.

At this time, on the unknown YY ​​secret channel, a group of Ye Yihan's gossip friends gathered together to discuss Brother Chun's tofu.

"Shall we spread rumors and cause trouble?" Bingtanghulu was worried.

"We are not spreading rumors. Tofu is very close to his master." Yipin Shrimp Dumpling Emperor argued.

"Gourd, in fact, we can only be chasing after the wind to add fuel and vinegar, and it's not something out of nothing." Nuomi Ci persuaded her with a smile, fearing that the gourd would rebel and tell Ye Yihan the details, it would be a waste of time.

"Hulu, Brother Chun is so powerful!" Stinky Tofu echoed.

"Then, let's wait and watch the show, haha~" Candied haws put aside their worries.

The above is the generation process of an evil gossip.

But it is true as Nuomici said, they are not made out of nothing. These days, tofu is soaked with Qingfeng month by month. Originally, they said that after the spring is gone, they will bring tofu. Who knows that they saw Qingfeng when they joined the group for the first time. Month by month, I asked several times later, and I got the answer of being with Qingfeng.

These gossip-loving people know this name, because she always appears with the group of high-ranking players like An Ye Mo Xiang, and at the same time is active in game forums, manipulating coquettish consciousness YD, often some of her prodigals are lying on the ground and turning their heads. You can scold transgressors at the first glance, but Qingfeng Zhuyue is calm, scolding whatever you want, people will still wave their sleeves without taking away a cloud.

Compared with Moxiang in the dark night who loves to learn and play output, Qingfeng Zhuyue still insists on taking the healing route, and learning about PK is a hobby.

As soon as he joined the team, Wanhua's candied haws shouted excitedly, "My idol, Senior Sister Wanhua, I also want to worship you as my teacher!"

The breeze by the moon never refuses anyone who comes, huh?you sure?

Mapo Tofu hurriedly packed candied haws with ice to make her think carefully, and then picked several representative things of Qingfeng to persuade her.After seeing the candied haws, his face turned pale with fright, and he quickly said, "It's nothing, I'm afraid I'm not qualified enough because my talent is dull.

Qingfeng Zhuyue just smiled.Bingtanghulu breathed a sigh of relief, as expected, all masters have a bit of BT, but it is still possible to pat the idol horses if they can’t become masters and apprentices. Bingtanghulu admires Qingfeng Zhuyue, because there are very few girls who are good in the game, not to mention that this master is flattered no matter whether he wins or loses, She never swears, and she can often be seen with a trumpet, and she used to answer novice questions on the martial art map, no matter how stupid or simple these questions are.

Actually...the people in the past were not wrong, I am a ladyboy.Qingfeng Zhuyue explained that when you are friends, there is no need not to say anything on purpose^_^.

The crowd who originally only planned to come to see Mapo Tofu suddenly got such a revelation. Some were surprised, some were disappointed, some were accustomed to it. The one who was shocked was Mapo Tofu. It turns out that he, who is very gentle most of the time and very perverted a few times, is a man. ?Disappointed, the two girls, like Bingtanghulu and Stinky Tofu, thought that there was also a coquettish and sharp character among the girls.It's not surprising that there are only those boys left. Sure enough, 90.00% of the well-operated female accounts are fucking shemale, and Glass's heart is broken all over the place.

But everyone who knew the truth unanimously decided to hide the fact that Qingfeng Zhuyue was a man, and then told Brother Chun, and then moved tables and benches to watch the show ╮(￣▽￣)╭.

There is a cool breeze covering the moon, so there is no need for them to meddle.

[Team] [Breezy Wind Chasing the Moon]: Apprentice, why are there so few words today?

[Team] [Breezy Wind Chasing the Moon]: Are you disappointed that there is no beautiful master?Patriarchal.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: sorryI can'ttypechinese.

[Team] [Qingfeng Chasing the Moon]: Please use Chinese pinyin, which hero have you ever seen speak foreign devils?Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is an exception!

【Team】【Ma Po Tofu】: wodeshurufachuwentil.

[Team] [Breezy Wind Chasing the Moon] Leaning on [Ma Po Tofu] and crying loudly, I don’t understand, can you speak human language?

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: ==|||

[Team] [Qingfeng Chasing the Moon]: I can understand this!Come on, apprentice, you better keep silent.

[Team] [Breeze by the Moon]: I can only teach you so much in Huajian. You still need to be proficient in many of them. You will not know many problems until you encounter them. As for the treatment, when will I take you to the scene of the next dungeon? guide.

[Team] [Breeze by the Moon]: Learn about skills and character, dungeon healing skills and teamwork.

[Team] [Breath by the Moon]: I'm not used to talking to myself.

Chu Jinqing was helpless, and he didn't want to. At first, the computer couldn't input Chinese for some reason, and then he could only silently watch Qingfeng Zhuyue fill the screen and command, apprentice here, apprentice run, apprentice there, by the way, fiddle with the keyboard in your free time .

An Ye Mo Xiang joined the team.

Chu Jinqing's heart skipped a beat, Master of Ten Thousand Flowers!

[Team] [Breeze by the Moon]: I don't copy or compete, I want to bring apprentices.

[Team] [Dark Night Touching Fragrance]: I know, I'm just curious to come and see your apprentice, boy, do you want to be my apprentice? I'm better than your master, and your master is a dad.

[Team] [Qingfeng Chasing the Moon]: Get out, stop poaching my corners, you go out and call for apprentices, and the guarantors will come from Wanhua to Chang'an.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Master!

[Team] [Breeze by the Moon]: Are you ready for your keyboard?

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: All of a sudden it’s fine haha~

[Team] [Breezy Wind Chasing the Moon]: Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend, don't believe the legend, the legend is actually nonsense.

[Team] [Dark Night Touching Fragrance]: I am your brother!

[Team] [Dark Night Touching Fragrance]: Boy, how are you doing, will you follow me?

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Master is sharpening his knife and stalking towards me.

[Team] [Qingfeng Chasing the Moon]: You can do it to my apprentice!

[Team] [Dark Night Touching Fragrance]: Hey, I'm not a pervert, what are you talking about, you've been with this kid every day recently, so I want to help you take over and reduce the burden.

[Team] [Breezy Wind Chasing the Moon]: Even if you crush me to death, I don't want you to lose weight.

Chu Jinqing rubbed her head and came to a conclusion that the words of a master are sour.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Master, are you jealous?

An Ye Mo Xiang quit the team.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: How are you going?

[Team] [Qingfeng Chasing the Moon]: ... Apprentice, you are really GM online...

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Huh?

[Team] [Breeze Chasing the Moon]: Instant kill.