Goodbye online game rivers and lakes

It takes about three hours to walk back to the school from the meeting place. Fortunately, Ye's mother lives in a nearby hotel. The tragedy was over.

Ye Yihan sat in the lobby waiting and looking forward. During this period, he received countless beauties' winks, and some bold people came up to strike up a conversation. The hygienic aunt rolled her eyes a few times. Looking forward to the stars and the moon, Ye Yihan rushed over excitedly, grabbing his Mom, it's as if she hasn't eaten meat for ten years and sees the expression of the meat elbow, but she is full of cows.

"Baby, why are you here?"

"Lend me money..." With a weak sound, Ye Yihan's stomach also rumbled.

"..." It was the first time to be asked for money by someone. Mother Ye gave her son a distressed look, "Baby, are you in danger? Let's go eat first." She walked towards the hotel restaurant holding her son's arm go.

Hungry and hungry, he followed behind Mama Ye obediently. After receiving a few ambiguous looks, he finally couldn't help it, "Mom, why are so many people looking at us?"

Mother Ye glanced at him nonchalantly, "Take you as a prostitute, and I'm a prostitute."

"Then you are still holding my arm so intimately." Ye Yihan saw his mother smiling like that and knew that she did it on purpose.

dorm room

"Hahahahahahaha, so you lost your mobile phone and wallet today and didn't meet to borrow money, and you were sold it?" Mei Tan saw Ye Yihan lying on the bed in a daze, like a flower that had been sun-dried in summer.

"Meimei, don't laugh too exaggeratedly." Zhou Tong persuaded Mei Tan, who was already laughing out of shape.

"Tch, don't just talk about me, you are laughing yourself."

"Damn! Can you guys have some conscience!" Ye Yihan, who had been tortured so much, stood up and resisted, "I'm suffering so much, laugh at P!"

Ye Yihan's protest didn't have any effect, and his roommate just continued to laugh behind his back. Ye Yihan climbed the Internet depressedly to see if Chu Jinqing was online. Sure enough, his penguin profile picture was bright. What he wanted most urgently was to know Chu Jinqing's status. Are Jinqing and the airport handsome guy the same person?

Without leaves: is there?Please comfort/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Chu Jinqing: Where did you go today?

No leaves: You can't be contacted by being stolen, I've been waiting there.

Chu Jinqing: You are so tragic. Be careful in the future. I have been waiting there too, but I didn't see anyone in black.

Ye Yihan was stunned for a moment, looking at his long sleeves and the coat hanging on the stool, he felt like a bolt from the blue, it's okay, he took off his clothes indiscriminately!

No leaves: Jon It was too hot, so I took off my coat.

Chu Jinqing: You take off your vest indiscriminately and I don't know you anymore.

Ye Yihan looked at the sky, it seems that not only the Internet, but also the vest in reality.

No leaf: But maybe I saw you, but I didn't dare to go up to recognize you. Do you work at the airport?

Chu Jinqing: Do you work part-time in the street office?

No Leaves: Do you really work at the airport? ? ?

Chu Jinqing: Well, haha, you are really amazing in spring.

The appearance of the handsome guy at the airport coincided with that of Chu Jinqing. It turned out that he was entangled there for so long, and it was all in vain. Unexpectedly, his mother had a good eye, and if he hooked up, he would be right. Fate is really a wonderful thing.

Chu Jinqing: How did you guess it?

No leaves: we've seen it.

Chu Jinqing: When?

Chu Jinqing was taken aback by Chunchun's words, and began to recall all the boys over 20 and under 25 years old that she had met during this period of time. Chu Jinqing was a bit of a homebody, so she picked out a few strangers with a very simple method of elimination. , the only time we talked a few words was when I took the bus back to the city.

No leaves: When I was flying back to W City, I encountered it in the car.

Chu Jinqing: Are you a child?

no leaves:  …

Chu Jinqing: Cough, okay, handsome guy.

Now that he knew who the other party was, Ye Yihan didn't have to worry about admitting to the wrong person, so he started to lure Chu Jinqing for the next date.

No Leaves: See you next week?

No leaves: tofu?

No leaves: Qingqing?

Ye Yihan called the other party several times without getting a response, so he was a little puzzled, could it be that he attacked too fast?Scared Chu Jinqing?But did he agree to meet him in the first place, or was he disappointed when he found out who he was?For the first time, Ye Yihan, who had been inflated in confidence, wavered in himself.

Ye Yihan patted Zhou Tong who was on the next bed and asked, "I don't look shameful, do I?"

"Ahem!" Zhou Tong, the boss who was eating steamed buns, suddenly choked upon hearing this topic, and dragged Lu Yiqun to ask for help. He was about to choke to death.

"Damn it, Xiaoye, are you crazy? You asked such a scary thing." Lu Yiqun patted Zhou Tong on the back.

"That's OK?"

"It's okay, I'm not interested in men!" Lu Yiqun vomited.

"I'm not interested in you as a bastard, get out!" Ye Yihan kicked him.

Mei Tan, who was sleeping on the bed, poked her head out to join in the fun, "I said, you're going to be stumped hahaha, since you were young, you have boasted that you are the only invincible in the world, but now you are worried that you are not charming enough."

Ye Yihan could only continue to harass Chu Jinqing if he couldn't get a result from his roommate.

No leaves: Xiaoqingqing~

Chu Jinqing: I'm here, I'm going to see the almanac, next week it's not suitable to travel, are you sure you want to go out?

Ye Yihan had lingering fears about what happened today, but it was just a momentary inadvertence. He saw the delicious tofu beckoning to him, so how could he give up? For love, go to hell with everything else!The big deal is not to bring a mobile phone or a wallet!

No leaves: As the good young people of the 21st century, how can we be superstitious.

Chu Jinqing: Then next weekend^_^.

Ye Yihan restrained his excitement so as not to be ridiculed by the guys in the dormitory again, but there were already countless little angels cheering and throwing cannons in his heart.

No leaves: go for a copy?

Chu Jinqing: Yes.

The two went online at the same time, and were immediately surrounded by online helpers.

[Gang] [Candied haws]: You are online at the same time again, can you be more blatant!

[Gang] [Where is Spring]: You are jealous of our good relationship╭(╯^╰)╮.

[Gang] [Stinky Tofu]: I can't live through this day, and I will come out on the Internet to disgust us!

[Gang] [Ma Po Tofu]: Really disgusting?

Everyone knows that Tofu is innocent, so if he is afraid that he will take the joke seriously, where will Spring explain it quickly.

[Gang] [Where is Spring]: She was joking.

[Gang] [Ma Po Tofu]: I know.

[Gang] [Soup Dumplings]: Pfft, Brother Chun, you can't do it anymore.

[Gang] [Candied haws]: Now they are molested by tofu.

[Gang] [Like the Sea of ​​Past]: They have long been beyond the Internet.

[Gang] [Spicy Egg Tart]: What do you mean? ? ?Have we already met?Damn, you guys are doing things behind our backs!

[Gang] [Where is Spring]: There is no one or two, where did three or four come from!

[Gang] [Ma Po Tofu]: We did it right in front of you, and we didn't hide anything from anyone.

[Gang] [Guan Tang Bao]: Oh, he has already admitted to having messed up.

Then the following topic started the Eighteen Bans, and Ye Yihan turned off the gang channel.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Ignore them, let's go to the instance.

Chu Jinqing didn't know what she cared about, since she and Chunchun failed to meet, Mei Chuan knew everything, but it's not surprising that she was in a dormitory.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Mei Chuan knew we met so soon?

He was the one who encouraged me to chase you.Ye Yihan quickly typed this sentence, glanced at it and found it was wrong, so he quickly changed it.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: He was the one who encouraged me to meet you.

This answer made Chu Jinqing panic even more, and then the people who made him panic joined the team.

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The former dust like the sea joined the team.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Where is your tuba?I don't have time to milk your trumpet.

[Team] [Dust Like the Sea]: I went on a blind date and have no time to come.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Damn, my sister, how do you get 50 dungeons with a trumpet.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Meimei, has your account tricked any girl from daring to join?

Mei Tan is silent, the girl didn't lie, she just messed with a man, what a shit luck, but his current trumpet really can't follow into the dungeon, in fact, he even changed his ID after the server change, just saw him a while ago That guy had a guilty conscience and was afraid of being seen out.

Thinking of Mei Tan, he went down to change his number. That guy can't be so smart.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Tofu, see if you have any friends who want to go to the dungeon, heal and T.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Mei Chuan ran away?

[Team] [Where is Spring]: He changed his number.

It's really clear that Chu Jinqing went to find her friends depressed, just in time to see someone shouting affectionately on the map channel.

[Map] [Too Wet]: The little monk is asking for support, asking for a copy, any copy is fine~

[Map] [Night Beast in White Clothes]: Master, you have been calling for a day, and you haven't formed a team yet?

[Map] [Gun Gun Explosive Chrysanthemum]: The little monk is so pitiful.

[Map] [Cutting melons with knives and knives]: Maybe it's because the master's call is not enough?

[Map] [Too Wet]: I hate urban management, I hate TAT who eats imperial food.

The dungeon at that time, Tiance's dungeon at that time could resist, so many masters were robbed of their jobs by urban management Tiance, and they lost their jobs. It was not until the Rilunshan dungeon was opened that the importance of the monk was not reflected.

[Private Chat] You said to [Too Wet]: join the team.

Too wet to join the team, has been very quiet to join the team.

[Team] [Too Wet]: Hahaha, Tofu is so nice of you, today I will let you pack it for a day!not expensive!

[Team] [Where is Spring]: ==|||Where did you come from, go cool off, dig the wall in front of me, I hired him.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Cool off while you go!

[Team] [Where is Spring]: o(╥﹏╥)o I'll stay with you, cool off.

[Team] [Too Wet]: Quiet is really quiet, no one has spoken.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: He usually doesn't talk, but when he talks, you think it's better for him not to talk.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: You seem to know it very well.

[Team] [Always very quiet]: Are you envious?

[Team] [Where is Spring]: ...

Mei Chuan Neiku joined the team, Mei Tan looked at the team list, and immediately shouted, shit!

"What's wrong?" Ye Yihan turned to look at Mei Tan, wondering which nerve he had been touched.

"Who is the group of Seven Talents?" Mei Tan was speechless, why is this world so small!

"Tofu, what's the matter?" Ye Yihan saw that Mei Tan's face was not right, "You can't really deceive other girls? I can tell you, even if you are my brother, I will kill my relatives righteously."

"MD, if he's really a girl, that's okay!" She ran from Netcom to China Telecom thinking about the start of school, and she was still chasing her.

When Ye Yihan heard what Mei Tan said, based on his understanding of his friends, he had a good idea. Mei Tan fell in love with ladyboys when he played games, and owed a lot of love debts. Then look at that Qixiu is also a ladyboy, that is, a ladyboy meets a ladyboy. , but after all, it's someone else's business. If Mei Tan doesn't take the initiative to say it, he won't ask, "Then you still go to the copy?"

Mei Tan hesitated for a moment and said, "Go ahead, he might not know me anyway if he's wearing a vest."

Taishi is in Kou Island, and it will take a certain amount of time to get from the east end of the map to the west end. When people are bored, they will compete at the door. Mei Tan's Sky Strategy is just practiced, and he is not very familiar with the operation of skills, so he will compete with Ye Yihan Falling behind.

Chunyang is known as the man in the aura field, and when PKing with Chunyang, try to run out of the aura field and interrupt the opponent's aura field. As for Tiance, if he is pushed down by him, it will be difficult to counterattack, and when Tiance is almost out of blood The most perverted.

Mapo Tofu and He have been standing quietly watching the excitement. The two of them were fighting well, but an embarrassing incident happened. Everyone knows that they are fighting with the monk and should not fly around, because the monk has the ability to catch people. When you come to pick up girls, PK is a big killer. Similarly, Tiance PK's push-down skills are good, but you have to find the right time, otherwise a tragedy like Mei Chuan will happen.

I saw that Chunchun used the ladder cloud to fly vertically, and it happened that Umegawa Uchiku wanted to knock him down, because the target of the impact was in the sky, so he rushed up to the sky gorgeously, and then fell down gorgeously and fell to his death.

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: ...

[Nearby] [Meichuan Neiku]: ...

[Nearby] [Yun Tianqing]: Can I laugh out loud?Embarrassing, this is the most embarrassing way to die in PK I have ever seen.

[Nearby] [Gun Gun Explosive Chrysanthemum]: Tiance's face was completely lost by you.

[Nearby] [Cutting melons with knife and knife]: Let me wipe, don't say that you are under Tiance's sect when you go out!

[Nearby][Meichuan Neiku]: Tiance was originally my part-time job, and my main job is Wanhua╭(╯^╰)╮.

[Nearby] [Flower of Soy Sauce]: Wangtian, it's better not to say that you are Wanhua.

Immediately, Meichuan Neiku became the laughing stock of everyone at the door, only Chu Jinqing was still ignorant.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Why did you fall to your death?

[Team] [Where is Spring]: He is stupid, do you come to PK Tofu too?

[Private chat] [Always very quiet] Tell you: Mei Chuan has been playing with you all the time?

[Private Chat] You said to [Always Quiet]: No, it just started recently, what's wrong?

Chu Jinqing wondered why she had been so quiet all of a sudden became interested in Mei Chuan. When she thought that he was looking for someone, she immediately had an association.

[Private Chat] You said to [Always Quiet]: Is he your son? ? ?

[Private chat] [Always very quiet] Say to you: I really sympathize with the sheep who are with you.

Why does everyone have to tell him to sympathize with the spring, is it very burdensome?Chu Jinqing knew that he was not good at handling, but he still felt a little wronged and uncomfortable, so he was eager to show off and accepted the challenge of spring.

But there is no the most embarrassing in this world, only more embarrassing. The crowd didn't expect that the first laughing cake was served, and another one was served. They all felt a little bit full.