Goodbye online game rivers and lakes

Maybe Chu Jinqing was too nervous, or maybe he wanted to show off too much, so he pressed the wrong skill as soon as he entered the stage. Press it to turn back and turn down the stairs.

Where is Spring? I was reading an article, halfway through the reading, I locked on the target and disappeared. Everyone stood on the side of the stage together, only seeing Mapo Tofu swimming in the water.

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: ...

[Nearby] [Dark Night Touching Fragrance]: Damn, I thought a sister Lin fell from the sky, Tofu, do you think you are an Olympic champion, and you are still diving, but luckily you didn't hit me on the head.

Chu Jinqing soaked in the water and answered honestly.

[Nearby] [Ma Po Tofu]: This one has a relatively low chance of winning.

[Nearby] [Yun Tianqing]: Brother Chun, there is always joy around you.

[Nearby] [Gun Gun Explosive Chrysanthemum]: I learned that when PKing, the surrounding terrain is NO.

[Nearby] [Flower of Soy Sauce]: =. = When turning over, look behind clearly.

Chu Jinqing wished she could get disconnected now, jump out of the pool and run up silently.

[Nearby] [Too wet]: I'm here, why did the tofu fall?

[Nearby] [Ma Po Tofu]: Unexpected accident.

[Nearby] [Meichuan Neiku]: Because stupid birds can't fly.

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: What about yourself?

[Nearby] [Too Wet]: I see, Tofu, you jumped down to meet me, right? 5555 I am so touched, I will be responsible for you╭(╯3╰)╮.

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: I'll wipe it, get out, you are a monk.

[Nearby] [Too wet]: For tofu, I can return to vulgarity ╭(╯3╰)╮.

[Nearby] [Yun Tianhe]: Master, it's wrong for you to poach Brother Chun's wall like this.

Mapo Tofu and Taishi ran back to the door of the dungeon, they were waiting at the door where the spring was, and then he saw a man named Murong Ziying circling Yun Tianhe, secretly wondering why Yun Tianhe didn't look for his father this time up.

[Nearby] [Murong Ziying]: Daughter-in-law, you've entered the dungeon.

[Nearby] [Yun Tianhe]: Although I really want to recognize the person, you have identified the wrong person.

[Nearby] [Murong Ziying]: You called me Xiao Tiantian yesterday, but today you say you have the wrong person.

[Nearby] [Yun Tianqing]: My son, how can you treat a beauty like this.

[Nearby] [Yun Tianhe]: I was the one who called you Xiao Tiantian yesterday.

[Nearby] [Murong Ziying]: ...

[Nearby] [Ma Po Tofu]: Why do two people have the same name? ?

Chu Jinqing found that he couldn't understand the game more and more. He often saw the male account molesting the male account, and the female account chasing the male account, especially the names of Yun Tianqing and the others, which always confuse him.

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: One of them is in simplified Chinese and the other is in traditional Chinese, idiot, they entered the copy.

Chu Jinqing saw that Chunchun called into the dungeon, so she habitually asked where Chunchun was, and called out the biggest voice of all Wanhuaxia dungeons.

[Nearby] [Ma Po Tofu]: Brother Xinchun, revived on the spot full of blood and blue!

Ye Yihan was worshiped by him, and a bunch of crows flew over his head. Every time he played a dungeon with the group of people in the gang, they were used to making fun of it, but it was only limited to the team channel, not like Tofu, who made fun of him in broad daylight. Wow, although he knew that Tofu didn't do it on purpose, Ye Yihan already had a premonition of his tragic fate.

[Nearby] [Gun Gun Explosive Chrysanthemum]: Damn, there is another trick!

[Nearby] [Cong Rong with a pen]: Everyone, come and worship!

The masses are lonely and painful, especially those who are waiting for the dungeon, so everyone moves closer to where the spring is, shouting various slogans in different colors, from blessing the dungeon to blessing the wife to have children all have.

In the end, where did the spring enter the dungeon, everyone was disappointed for a while, shouting, brother Chun, don't go, until the unbearable rightful owner appears.

[Nearby] [Li Yuchun]: MD, you all think I don't exist, right?

[Nearby] [Young Wolf]: ...

[Nearby] [Key hurts]: ...

【Nearby】【Flower making soy sauce】:...

And the latter is what they don't know about the spring that has already entered the dungeon, so they walked in the dungeon while discussing the possibility of establishing Brother Chun Cult.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: I know that sooner or later I will be killed by you.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: But don't you think there is a feeling of Brother Chun's leader, a bucket of paste, for thousands of years?

[Team] [Too Wet]: Spray.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: You can indeed consider opening a demon sect.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Get lost.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: There is a charge.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: This can be considered.

Ye Yihan originally wanted to ask everyone to go to YY, but the monk said it was inconvenient to stay at home, Mei Tan wanted to hide and was very quiet all the time, so naturally he refused to speak, Ye Yihan thought to himself, just right, you don’t go to YY, Lao Tzu and Tofu alone YY, Chu Jinqing said that the wheat was broken, and sent him to hell again.

But after downloading this dungeon, he knew what it meant to jump from a small hell to a big hell.

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Before entering the dungeon, Spring once again stumbled upon the seven-fold battle between him and Tofu.

[Team] [Too Wet]: This is actually a JQ formation.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: Isn't the Seventh Formation useless?

[Team] [Where is Spring]: This is the extreme love, everything is nothingness ╮(￣▽￣)╭.

[Team] [Too Wet]: Brother Chun, it's a pity that you don't come to our monk temple.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: There is no tofu for monks, ╭(╯^╰)╮.

[Team] [Too Wet]: You can return to vulgarity after all, besides, priests are also monks.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: They are also monks, but the monks run naked, and the Taoists are the temptation of uniforms.

Most of the clothes of the monks in "Jianghu" are half-naked, while the Taoist priests of Chunyang have fluttering clothes, which fascinates many girls.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Isn't tofu a vegetarian dish?Why can't I eat it?

[Team] [Where is Spring]: ...

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: ...

[Team] [Too Wet]: I really want to return to vulgarity, what should I do?

At this time, after entering the dungeon, he said quietly and slowly without opening his mouth.

[Team] [Always very quiet]: That's not a vegetarian dish, and it's very, very meaty.

One sentence sent Mapo Tofu aside.

Mei Chuan Neiku’s job is Wanhua, and Tiance was a chance for him to practice. He lacks experience in dungeons, so in general, he is a poor T. Monk is a very good T, with high stability, but he does not have the speed of Tiance to pull hatred. , the most important thing is that it is too wet and there is a copy drop syndrome.

There are four bosses in the DH dungeon, the old one is easier to deal with, but no matter how powerful the equipment is, it can't stand the toss of the team's poor cooperation. What's more, their equipment is in the environmental protection stage, and there are not many blue equipment. They are all green, and the equipment in the game Levels are divided into white outfits, green outfits, blue outfits, and purple outfits.

When Mei Qin rushed into the monster pile for the second time, sacrificed heroically, and continued to speed up quietly and resolutely, they were buried with them in the spring. Ye Yihan looked at the sky and remembered the classic saying, don't be afraid of opponents like gods, only be afraid of opponents like pigs teammate.

Ye Yihan sighed as he saw that the one who came back safe and sound had been very quiet.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: I think what we need most is Xiaoyao Wan.

Xiaoyao Pill is a good medicine for killing, stealing, PK and escaping. Someone once took a Xiaoyao Pill on a horse, and could travel across a map in an instant. The speed is so fast that even professional game drivers can’t match it. There is a legend, but even if you don’t ride a horse and take a Xiaoyao Pill, the 11 road you drive can be as fierce as Wuhan 521. (Because people run on two legs, it is often called 11 road in the game)

Seeing that the name Xiaoyaowan was familiar to Chu Jinqing, she opened the package and glanced at it.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: [Xiaoyao Wan] This?

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Have you done it?

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: There are a lot, but I don't know why.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: Sell it for money, idiot, this medicine is worth a lot.

When the group returned to the resurrection point, Mapo Tofu split the medicine and distributed it equally to everyone.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: You keep it for yourself.

[Team] [It has been very quiet]: When the situation is not right, you just run first, and leave them alone, especially Shui T.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: Hey, what do you mean, I'm not good at water, I'm just not used to it.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Is it too wet?

[Team] [Where is Spring]: I went to make soy sauce.

[Private chat] [Where is the spring] Let me tell you: As the first task of treatment, uh, especially Wanhua must be able to run.

[Private Chat] You said to [Where is Spring]: I am not afraid of death.

[Private Chat] [Where is Spring] I tell you: the spirit is commendable, but escaping is harder than dying o(╯□╰)o.

[Private Chat] You said to [Where is Spring]: Why?

[Private Chat] [Where is Spring] Tell you: You will find out in the future, if I miss the word later, I will leave, don't worry about it, don't be afraid of death, but very afraid of death.

Although Chu Jinqing agreed, she was still a little uneasy, probably because she was uncomfortable seeing everyone lying down and running away. At this time, he didn't realize the meaning of Chunchun's words, but he listened honestly .

When Taishi comes online, everyone continues to go up and kill the old one. DH's old one can be stuck in the position, which can ensure the safety of the treatment, and can also be played according to the normal way. Obviously everyone is not keen on the card position, and thinks that jumping around is more of a waste of time. .

The lesson learned after several deaths, this time it is smooth, as long as the output is stable and the blood is increased, even Mapo Tofu and Always Quiet can occasionally find time to fight the boss.

When the BOSS school is almost gone, when it is close to victory.

[Team] [Too Wet]: I have a hunch...

[Team] [Where is Spring]:?

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Do you want soy sauce again?

Not long after he finished speaking, Too Wet disappeared just after the BOSS fell down.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: I'm sorry, he didn't use soy sauce!

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: Touch it first, lest the boss disappear and lose everything.

The old one is a female boss, and they are quite particular. Ignoring that I am a shemale who has been very quiet, I sent him out to find equipment. When the equipment came out, it was a weapon used by monks—a stick.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: What a coincidence (━┳━_━┳━).

[Team] [Always very quiet]: We don't have JQ.

As a monk's exclusive weapon, it can only be a stick in the hands of other sects, so no one threw the dice, and waited for too wet to go online, until the time to roll the dice was approaching.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Throw it.

Spring first threw a little bit, and stood aside with peace of mind. The numbers thrown were not too big or small all the time. Mei Chuan threw 99 points but was instantly killed by Mapo Tofu's [-] points.

[Team] [Too Wet]: Come up, come up, what kind of TAT was released just now.

Taishi was very happy to climb up and see that he was still in the team. The teams he met before often beat him up. When Mapo Tofu showed him the stick, Taishi burst into tears.