Goodbye online game rivers and lakes

Where is the spring running back panting.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Follow me closely, you can still lose track of someone as handsome as me.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Hehe, I just played the game and am curious about many things, so I always want to take a closer look.

Chu Jinqing was just talking casually at first, but he found that he hadn't lost track of him again, because where is the spring? He won't keep running to the task location after receiving the task, but will run and stop to see if he keeps up. , if not, just stop and stand with him.

Chu Jinqing was a little moved by the silent consideration of where is the spring. After all, they just met, and he could completely leave himself to do the task.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Will it drag you down and waste your time?

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Don't worry, I used to like watching the scenery just like you when I first played, anyway, we are a month late, so I don't care about the slow time ^_^.

What Ye Yihan said is the truth. After playing so many games, from the novelty at the beginning to the numbness at the end, every time he enters a new game, it is a task upgrade, otherwise he will not be able to keep up with the large army. Although this is efficient, it is a pity that more is missing The fun of the game itself.

But the fun of the game, Little Tofu seems to have found him back.

The unnutritious conversation between the two filled the team chat, "Look, there are fish in this water, or koi." Why can't you eat it?" "There are crows! Look quickly." "Shoot your bow someday."

In addition to chatting, they will also study whether the big banyan tree in the center of the village can be climbed, whether the lamp post can be jumped up, and when they see the torches on both sides of the road, they will jump over it like a circus lion jumping through a fire ring. Whoever jumps faster, there is no suspense, every time the loser is mapo tofu, basically he can fall into the bushes without jumping and jumping is considered good.

The two of them were doing the task at the speed of a tortoise. Both Ye Yihan and Chu Jinqing would carefully read the task content, but the purpose was different. Ye Yihan wanted to complete the task smoothly, or take care of the silly tofu around him, and Chu Jinqing wanted to read the story. , anyway, there is spring as a compass, so the two have a clear division of labor and a tacit cooperation.

The tortoise-like upgrade speed, Ye Yihan was not in a hurry, his friend was already in a hurry, and after a few hours, seeing where the spring is, the level is still a heinous level 3, everyone kept calling him on YY but he didn't respond , They sent condolences in secret language one by one.

[Private chat] [Candied haws] Tell you: Xiao Tiantian, are you dying?

[Private chat] [Yipin Shrimp Dumpling Emperor] I say to you: I'll rub it, you're crazy, you used to be as fast as a rocket, but today you're a snail.

[Private Chat] [Spicy Egg Tart] Say to you: Amitabha, I was born before you, and I am already old when you were born. I am going to be 50 years old, but you are still a baby.

[Private chat] [Nuomi Ci] I tell you: buddy, see a doctor if you really can't do it, don't shy away from medical treatment.

[Private Chat] [Soup Dumplings] Say to you: Xiaochunchun~~~Xiao Tiantian~~~ You have to hold on~~~

The corner of Ye Yihan's mouth twitched, and he replied equally: "If you keep talking, I will eat you all."

After Chu Jinqing handed in the task of Aunt Wang, she found that Chunchun was standing still, so she jumped around him.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Here

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Do you know how to trade?

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Right-click the player to trade, what's wrong with you?

After speaking, Ye Yihan saw a transaction application, clicked on it, and found that Mapo Tofu stuffed him with a few steamed buns, which were bought at Aunt Wang's, and he could recover blood faster every second.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: I bought it at the NPC. Didn't you say that you have to eat three meals a day, otherwise you will starve to death, and the expensive ones can't afford it. Let's try to eat some steamed buns.

There are no words to describe Ye Yihan's mood at this moment, he just dug a hole and jumped into it himself, this fool would not really plan to give the game character three meals a day, Ye Yihan canceled the deal.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: I was just joking, this game has no hunger, no one can die.

After Ye Yihan finished explaining, seeing that Mapo Tofu didn't respond, he felt a little uneasy. The big man is not so stingy, but there is something wrong with him deceiving people. Would Mapo Tofu think that he was playing tricks on him?Seeing that kid should have quite a lot of trust in himself, it really doesn't feel good to be cheated by someone he trusts.

Suddenly, the character of Mapo Tofu disappeared from the game.

Ye Yihan was stunned, and ran away without saying a word?So what the hell is going on?Ye Yihan thought over and over again, and only cursed, cheapskate!Among them, the element of anger is even greater.

Spring stood there for a while, not knowing whether to go or stay, and comforted himself, maybe Xiaodoufu was disconnected or a power outage, and at the same time he received an application for joining the team. Leaving the game, but he is still on the team roster.

[Team] [Nuomi Ci]: Yo, Xiao Tiantian hooked up with someone called Mapo Tofu.

[Team] [Stinky Tofu]: Xiao Tiantian, you foodie.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: You have the face to call me with the name of the food, put you all on the dining table, and throw the leftovers into the trash can to rot, and then paw and paw to fill the road!

There was an explosion on YY, the crowd was excited, they were all gods, Xiao Tiantian was blown up, come and watch.

Where did Spring turn around to leave, and another person climbed up in front of him, with the four big characters of Mapo Tofu on his head.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: I accidentally shut down the phone by pressing the wrong button, sorry.

Chu Jinqing sweated and found that this sentence was what she said most today.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: ...

Ye Yihan wanted to shout loudly to give me back my sadness.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: It's not too early, I'll order first.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Then why are you still here? You just shut it off.

Although Ye Yihan said so, he was still very proud of himself. He could imagine the reason why Mapo Tofu was launched with his toes.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: I came here specially to say good night to you, and I'm sorry to trouble you today.

[Team] [Stinky Tofu]: Are you my brother Tofu who has been missing for many years?

[Team] [Nuomi Ci]: This is Tiansao?

Chu Jinqing was taken aback, why there were so many people in the team, she hurriedly explained that she was a man and not a sister-in-law, who knew that group of people called it more, what are men, now backing is popular, just us The elders are still screaming dearly every day, and the team is suddenly full of enthusiasm.

Ye Yihan directly fucked all of them, leaving his ears clean.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: They saw new faces at once, so they were quite excited, good night.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Good night, thank you ^_^.

The smiling emoji was one of the many things Chu Jinqing learned from Ye Yihan, and then he seemed to fall in love with this expression, and used it from time to time to show that he was a good student.

Ye Yihan looked at the ashesed profile picture with complicated emotions, and actually didn't know who to thank. Although he brought mapo tofu for the mission, it was undeniable that the novice mapo tofu also brought him a lot of fun.

Ye Yihan wandered around the Xinshou Village, a little bored, said goodbye to his friends and went offline to have a rest, just finished the game, the phone rang, glanced at the name flashing on the phone screen, sure enough, the debt collector came.

Press the hands-free button, and the voice on the other end crackled like a grenade.

"What's the matter with you, Ye, you said you would play with me, but you ran away! You are so heartless, touch it, find out where your conscience is!"

"I'm not in the habit of touching myself."

"Get out! Go back to the Netcom area!"

Ye Yihan scratched his ears, and said noncommittally: "Meimei, do you know what the furthest distance in the world is?"

"Beautiful uncle, don't make sour poems for me!"

"NONO, it's not sour poetry but reality. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but Netcom and telecommunications." With his mobile phone hanging around his neck, Ye Yihan said calmly while brushing his teeth, "How can you Forced me to run to the Netcom area as a telecom person, anyway, you won’t be able to stay at home for a few days, and you always have to go back to school when school starts, and then you will also be in the telecom area.”

"That's what you say, but you still don't keep your word! I..."

After Ye Yihan brushed his teeth and washed his face, he switched his phone back to normal. Even if the other party yelled loudly, it was still a mosquito to him.

"Meimei, if you want to contribute to China Mobile, please continue, I'm going to sleep." After Ye Yihan finished speaking, he didn't care how furious the other end was, and put the phone in a box padded with several layers of cotton cloth. He knew his friend's personality well, and cursed No one responded, the most likely thing is to hang up the phone and ring to harass you. Ye Yihan set the phone to vibrate, put it in the soft cushion, and you can vibrate it as you like.

As for why he didn't just turn off the phone, so that the other party's mobile phone can't be called, you know, some people in this world call not on the phone, but on loneliness, Ye Yihan has a very good conscience, how can he just deprive others of their right to be lonely.

That night, Ye Yihan had a dream. He ate a pot of mapo tofu and smiled sweetly.

During the holidays, students are the happiest. For example, Ye Yihan, a college student who eats and drinks, happily played the game the next day. He immediately opened the friend list. Mapo Tofu's profile picture was gray, and he hung around until night. Ye Yihan, who had been staring at the chat bar, suddenly saw Mapo Tofu online, so he quickly grouped him up.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Tofu tofu.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Spring Spring, I am tofu.

Chu Jinqing responded to the call of where is the spring.

Ding ding ding, in the game "Jianghu", only secret chats will have notification sounds. Ye Yihan has been wandering around all night, and finally received a few secret chats, all of which were threats from friends. If you don’t leave Novice Village again, wait for us to collectively open a trumpet and go back to explode your ass.