Goodbye online game rivers and lakes

Those perverts did what they said, Ye Yihan touched his butt, and said to Mapo Tofu with a bitter face, "Today we have to leave Xinshou Village."

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: I listen to you.

The four words make Ye Yihan feel refreshed in every pore. In fact, what can be done? For Chu Jinqing, a novice Jialu crazy, it is very difficult for him to be self-reliant in Xinshou Village. There is no light, so we can only follow the spring.

It is more efficient for two people to work together, such as sharing tasks, fighting a certain number of monsters, two people are much faster than one person, and there are collection tasks, one person can attract monsters, and one person collects, which is better than hiding monsters while Gathering is faster, and there are fewer people in Xinshou Village at this time, which also reflects the benefits of fewer people, at least no one will rob monsters and grab items.

The last task in Xinshou Village is to go to the cemetery of a knight-errant to offer wine and take out the relics of heroes according to the instructions of the village chief.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Do we look like grave robbers?

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Maybe plan to read the tomb robber notes.

Green fireflies were flying around the cemetery, shining faintly in the dark night. The two of them took the mission items through the tree-lined path and ran all the way to the cemetery. At the moment of offering wine, Chu Jinqing was actually a little sad, because Ye Yihan It is said that after Xinshou Village leaves, it will never come back, and this sacrifice is regarded as a farewell.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Let's take a photo.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Huh?Can the game still take pictures?

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Videos and photos are fine.

In the Taohuayuan, in front of the hero's tomb, two people stood side by side. Chu Jinqing looked at the fine wine on the ground, shining like stars, the watery moonlight enveloped the small village, and fireflies danced around the two of them. The scenery, this scene is really a bit of worship... er no, it means sworn worship.

Ye Yihan kept pressing the cut button like a professional photographer, and the two of them changed positions like models. Sometimes when Ye Yihan was about to take a picture, the mapo tofu would move again and ruin the group photo. The group photo was finally successfully completed, although in Ye Yihan's words, if they really used a camera, they don't know how much film they would waste.

Then the two of them wandered around in Xinshou Village, and took a lot of pictures without any hesitation. Anyway, except for the NPCs, they were the two of them. In broad daylight, Ye Yihan took the opportunity to make fun of the hooligans.Chu Jinqing manipulated the game character to dodge, while Ye Yihan chased and intercepted him, yelling on the nearby channel, no one came to save you even if you screamed your throat broke~

Chu Jinqing is sweating profusely, it's really going downhill.

After taking the photo, the two were about to officially leave Xinshou Village. Chu Jinqing opened the map to study how to get out of Xinshou Village. Who knows where the spring greeted him to leave the village in a carriage, and Chu Jinqing suddenly realized that he was still looking for an exit on the map to run out. , it turns out that there is a means of transportation.Mapo Tofu followed Spring in the carriage and bid farewell to Xinshou Village.

Chu Jinqing hesitated for a moment, but Ye Yihan caught this subtle movement, and asked him if he was reluctant.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Well, isn't it strange that a man is still so hypocritical.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: No, no.

Ye Yihan actually quite understood, Chu Jinqing hesitated for a long time, and finally asked his question.However, the little sadness of leaving the village was quickly dispelled by the joy of riding a carriage for the first time. Chu Jinqing was extremely excited and asked if he could jump in the carriage in spring.

What Chu Jinqing was curious about was also what Ye Yihan was experimenting with. After jumping for a while, he said regretfully that he could not jump off the car.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: I have always wanted to ask you a question.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Huh?

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Are you a woman?It's the so-called demon.

When Chu Jinqing thought of where she first met him in the spring, she made small and awkward movements that looked like girls. Zheng Ying told him that there are monsters as well as monsters in the game.She didn't want to ask a word, but the other party was silent, which made Chu Jinqing think that she had revealed some secret. It seemed that transvestites don't like others to call them demons, so it must be the same for demons. I was so wrong.

Ye Yihan was also very excited when he just came out of Novice Village. He was about to create a new world, and let out a loud roar, but he was so excited by the question of mapo tofu, and the tragedy of his internal test of immortality happened.

[World] [Where is Spring]: I am a man!pure!

The world is quiet... No hawking, no team formation, no cursing, no swiping.

After a moment of silence, someone finally broke the silence.

[World] [Yun Tianqing]: Brother Chun is a pure man!

[World] [Abandoned Sheep]: Brother Chun is a pure man!

Then the world exploded, followed by swiping the screen one after another, and everyone shouted the slogan of Brother Chun, a pure man, and at the same time created a miracle in the world, and the nickname of Brother Chun accompanied the internal beta career of where is Spring.

Ye Yihan's head froze, he didn't even see the secret words, his friends still had a conscience, and they came to comfort him one after another, Xiao Tian Tian Xiao Tian Tian Xiao Chun Chun was no longer his most tragic nickname.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Well, you don't need to spread the word about this kind of thing.

Who said he was going to preach!Where is the spring turned around and looked at the culprit fiercely, the other party also looked at him innocently, in the end where where is the spring just gritted his teeth and swallowed the blood and tears back into his stomach, who is to blame, it was his own hand that sent the world by mistake.Where is the spring, dragging its heavy steps, marching towards the novice task of Chang'an City with mapo tofu.

Chang'an City Station was crowded with people, not as deserted as Xinshou Village. This was the first time Chu Jinqing realized that there were other players in this game besides him and Spring.

The roar of spring is obviously famous in the world. Many large horses gallop past him, and then they will suddenly stop, turn around and run back, stopping in front of where spring is, looking left and right.

It was the first time Chu Jinqing saw a game character riding a black horse, wearing a golden armor and holding a red tasseled spear, and he was a little shocked. He knew that this was the so-called big size in the game. He didn't know what this person wanted to do, robbery?They have nothing to grab, robbery?Not to mention that the two of them are men, and this game doesn't necessarily mean that they are all gangsters and perverts.

[Nearby] [Yun Tianhe Looking for Dad]: Brother Chun~

Veins popped out on Ye Yihan's forehead, and he didn't care how big the other party was, and how much he weighed, he just yelled back.

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: Spring, your sister!Find your father!

[Nearby] [Yun Tianqing]: Call me?

A man in blue and white Taoist robes with a long sword on his back came out from behind Yun Tianhe looking for his father, his clothes fluttering.

Ye Yihan, who is a veteran, knows that in games, some of the more famous names are usually in high demand, and they will be registered first if they enter the zone one step late, such as popular characters in stand-alone games, or the recently popular mobile phone games for men, women and children. Killed "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf", obviously today they met Xiansi's lovers.

Where is Spring silently pulling Xiaodoufu to find an NPC to pick up the task, not wanting to receive a friend invitation from those two just after walking a few steps, he hesitated and agreed.

[Nearby] [Yun Tianhe looking for father]: Brother Chun, see you~

[Nearby] [Yun Tianqing]: Brother Chun, see you every day~

Ye Yihan desperately resisted the urge to beat someone up, and quickly ran towards Xinshou Town, leading Xiaodoufu.Chu Jinqing saw where the dejected spring was, and realized that he had made a mistake. Even if he is a cosmic person, he knows the meaning of the word Chunge.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: I'm really sorry.

Chu Jinqing knew that talking too much would not have much effect, but she really had to say it.

Where is the spring, leaning on the shoulder of Mapo Tofu, weeping bitterly, everyone passing by is looking sideways, and what's more, shouting, back, live!Then another good person said with regret in the world that Brother Chun leaned in the arms of a person, but unfortunately that person was not Brother Zeng.Chu Jinqing wondered if she should remind her where the spring is, your crying has become even more famous.

The two came to Xinshou Town under the baptism of their eyes. Before Xinshou Town, it was a scene that Chu Jinqing would never forget in his life.

I saw six people riding horses lined up at the gate of Xinshou Town, with the sun shining brightly behind them. They carried guns, swords, pens, fans and sticks. They looked majestic and majestic like an ancient underworld. In fact, their names were more eye-catching.

From left to right, there are glutinous rice cakes, candied haws, soup dumplings, first-class shrimp dumpling, egg tarts with vinegar skin, and stinky tofu.

'Gulu' Chu Jinqing groaned in his stomach, what a perverted team, he simply forgot that his name was similar to those six people.Although separated by the computer, Chu Jinqing seemed to be able to feel where the spring was stiff.

The six people got off their horses together, and surrounded the two novices in the middle. If Chu Jinqing hadn't met some of them earlier, he really wanted to call for help. Sure enough, the nearby channels quickly flew up. Molesting movements, where did he touch Chunchun until even his underwear turned out.

Where is the spring becoming angry and yelling, you beasts!Beast!

In exchange for the group of beasts screaming and acting recklessly, Chu Jinqing was ashamed, and only then did he realize that the molesting in Xinshou Village was nothing, it was nothing.

Because the number of players in the game team is now limited to five people, a total of seven of them can only chat in the nearby channel, and soon everyone's focus has changed from molesting Xiao Tiantian to molesting Mapo Tofu. The subtle difference in one word is that the movements are gentle and loving Many, and watching spring fried hair at the same time is also quite interesting.

After everyone flirted with each other, they seriously asked if the two of them needed to take missions. Spring, who had just been touched, couldn't swallow this breath, and strongly demanded self-reliance. No matter how far you rolled, everyone didn't care, and left a sentence of elite If you can't beat us, you can't find us, and then you pat your ass and float away to do the task to clear the copy.