Goodbye online game rivers and lakes

The road from the first boss to the second boss is the key and the most error-prone, Ye Yihan looked at the people in the team and sighed deeply.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Let's kill.

No one in the team objected. Mapo Tofu is an ignorant type and completely obeys orders. Mei Chuan Neiku doesn’t care. If he’s been quiet all the time, he’s too lazy to express his opinion. He’s going to jump and kill. Joined, no comments.

This rush is also particular. Before Harmony, Chunyang's Shengtai Chi was so powerful that he led his teammates to ignore all the mobs, and stalked all the way to the boss. Now he can either climb the mountain or kill him.

Don't underestimate the little monsters in the dungeon, their blood is enough to make people vomit blood. As a team for the first time, the equipment is very environmentally friendly, and everything must be explained clearly, so Ye Yihan marked the little monsters on the road and explained clearly Decide who hits whom.

After hitting it, Chu Jinqing realized something was wrong.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Why is Mao Chunchun so weird?

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: Because he can't.

[Team] [Too Wet]: It's so ugly that it scares the monster.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: =Dish=, I am obviously murderous.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: I'm so stupid haha.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Uh, wrong, it's murderous.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: You did it on purpose.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Accidentally.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Exactly!

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: No.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Absolutely!

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Really not.

[Team] [Always very quiet]: How old are you.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: Noisy, how old are you!

A bunch of crows flew by, and Tai Wet understood that the others had already paired up, and only he was alone with a bald head, shining lonely in the dark, and he began to sing single love songs in the team.

After working hard all the way to clear the monsters and ran up the dirt slope, where did spring lead everyone to file towards the stone statue, Chu Jinqing bumped into the air wall while running over, and turned around where where was, obviously the last time it went smoothly.

Chu Jinqing looked up, and sure enough, those four people were already standing there watching the joke.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: Tofu, you need to lose weight.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: It doesn't matter, I like it no matter how fat I am.

Such a nasty confession made Chu Jinqing tremble and miraculously passed through.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Did you see it? The miracle of love!

[Team] [Too wet]: I have to spit out the overnight meal.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: My hands are itchy.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: Then don't be polite, let's whip the spring to your heart's content.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: ╭(╯^╰)╮, stop talking nonsense and open the pillar.

Several people ran under the stone statue, and the dialogue between the boss and the monsters appeared on the map.

[Ahriman's religious priest] said: Sisters, it seems that there are toys to play with us.

[The chief priest's right attendant] said: Ba Shizi, such a tender baby, I just want to take a bite.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: ε(￣□￣)3|, they speak Sichuan dialect.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: The women taught in red are all S-shaped queens, whether it's dressing or talking.

[Team] [Always very quiet]: Heh.

When Mei Tan saw this sneer of unknown meaning, the cold wind whizzed behind her, but she still pretended to be strong.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: What a p! ! !

[Team] [Too Wet]: Why are you reacting so much to your trousers?

Others didn't know that Mei Tan not only typed, but also cursed in the dormitory. Ye Yihan looked at Mei Tan speechlessly, who was prickly like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and advised, "Calm down."

"Calm down your sister!"

Well, Ye Yihan put on the earphones and continued the game, he didn't bother to talk to Mei Tan, the reaction was so big, people who didn't know thought something was wrong with you.As a result, as soon as Ye Yihan's eyes turned back to the game, he was almost sprayed with tea by Tofu's words, and he really couldn't do without watching for a while.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Is it M because you don’t wear pants?

[Team] [Always very quiet] Hehe:).

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: Damn, keep rolling!

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Come on, it's good that everyone understands.

After a while, everyone found that neither Chunchun nor Meichuan had moved.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: I am ihdsaj Saha

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]:? ?

On the other side of the world that they couldn't see, Ye Yihan was being ruthlessly repaired by Mei Tan, who was furious. The probe cared about the battle situation, and after seeing that they were just joking around, they continued to do their own things calmly.

People who happened to pass by the door of their dormitory, when they first heard something like "S" or something like murder, they kept sighing that the world is going down, and people's hearts are not old.

After waiting for a few minutes, Spring finally responded.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Cough, keep going.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: What happened just now?

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: I slapped him, it's cool.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: I will deal with you after the dungeon is finished.

From the outsiders' point of view, the two flirting were completely unaware. On the other side of the computer, two people turned black and overturned a jar of vinegar.

The fourth boss of the DH dungeon needs to pick up a mysterious scroll from the first one, play a game of nine squares, arrange the numbers, and then go to the altar to open the pillars according to the order of the numbers. People in the team look at me and I look at you, there is no one People calculate the numbers of Jiugongge.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Cough, no one picked up that bag, right?

There was silence in the team, apparently one of them didn't pick up...

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[Team] [Too Wet]: So start over?

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: Forget it, go out after beating the third child.

On the way to the second child, you also need to climb the mountain and jump over the broken bridge. It is not the first time for the team members to download the dungeon. They have been very calm and tacit and keep jumping and climbing. With the two high jump skills of Fuyao and operation, I was the first to climb to the top, and I have been very quiet and fast.

High jumping was Mei Tan's weakness, so he slapped the table angrily and asked Ye Yihan to jump for him. After Taishi found out, he yelled for cheating!Chu Jinqing was not so lucky. He danced with the master for about ten minutes before jumping up.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: MD, the time for the next dungeon is wasted on the road.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: We can have some fun.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: Where is the fun.

[Team] [Always very quiet]: Like you.

[Team] [Too Wet]: Puff ~ Be kind.

At this moment, Mei Tan didn't care about who was always quiet, because he had already touched the bottom line of a man - dignity.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: You're the fucking joker. Believe it or not, I'll take you for fun.

[Team] [Always very quiet]: Come on.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Quiet, please don't say a few words, you want to be addicted to your mouth, I will be strangled to death by him.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Chat again, wait for the next group to destroy me, and run all over again.

Xiaoming is in the hands of Tofu. Tofu is such a threat, and everyone is quiet. In the current dungeon, Wanhua and blood are not particularly important. The main function is to run corpses. Every time the dungeon dies, it will return to the resurrection point at the door. Then run it again. If it is a perpetually destroyed group and dies deep in the dungeon, it will undoubtedly be very, very painful.

[Private chat] [Always very quiet] Tell you: Tofu.

[Private Chat] You said to [Always Quiet]:? ?

[Private Chat] [Always Quiet]: How are you and Spring?

I have been very quiet and asked about spring, which made Chu Jinqing stunned, a little confused, but he is not an idiot, from always very quiet -> Meichuan Neiku -> where is spring, he calculated the answer, although he has been very quiet Asking a question is like the eighteen bends of a mountain road, but Chu Jinqing's answer is straight from the bottom of his heart.

[Private Chat] You said to [Always Quiet]: He lives with Mei Chuan.

[Private chat] [Always very quiet] Saying to you: ...

[Private chat] [Always very quiet] Tell you: Tofu, I can't see through you.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Your eyes are fine, what you see through is X-ray.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: What?

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Wrong post, I want to ask the second child how to fight.

=Dish=, Ye Yihan doesn't care about this, he only cares about who the adulterer that Tofu is secretly chatting with, before he asks, the adulterer will come up naturally.

[Team] [Always very quiet]: I just consulted Tofu about his eyesight problem.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Respect yourself!

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: Your eyes are bad?

[Team] [It has been very quiet]: Heh, or you can't be sure about people.

It's rare that Mei Chuan didn't jump up this time, but Ye Yihan frowned, "Mei Mei, what does this guy have to do with you?"

"There's a shit relationship."

A group of people came to the second child, the second child had two younger brothers, three of them stood by a circular altar, Mei Chuan resisted the main boss, Taishi resisted the right younger brother, Spring resisted the left younger brother, Tofu and Jing Jing stood in the middle of the altar Just keep brushing the blood.

This is the beginning of hell. I don’t know whether it’s because of the cooperation or the technical problem. The group is destroyed again and again. After several lessons, every time I see something wrong, Tofu wants to run, but it’s a pity that the spike makes him helpless. In fact, the so-called hell, To put it bluntly, it is the hell of Tofu alone. Resurrect and run again and then pull the corpse. Fortunately, every time in the spring, it will automatically run with Tofu’s resurrection, and it will be too wet. Follow along and be enlightened.

Since Tofu and Jing Jing are standing together, they are also stuck together when they die, so every time they die, they still have to joke.

[Team] [Always very quiet]: What a coincidence, it's you again!

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Yes, I died here again.

[Team] [Always very quiet]: Ape dung.

Ape dung, your sister, Ye Yihan is very upset, after a dungeon, he dies and dies with feelings.Back and forth countless times, in the last battle, the left and right brothers and spring fell one by one, only Meichuanuchi and the second brother were left to grind each other, the people lying down shouted and cheered, Meichuanuchi put his state into full Prescribing additional medicines, everyone saw the victory in sight, and felt excited in their hearts.

In the end, when the boss fell, Mei Chuan also fell, and they died together with the second child.

Although this ending was a bit tragic, facing the dead body on the ground, everyone was excited even when they were lying down, so they got up and ran again!

[Team] [Too Wet]: Finally captured the second child!

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: Facts have proved that the second child is not easy to attack.

[Team] [Always very quiet]: Because the second child always attacks others.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Hey, take care of yourself.

【Team】【Too Wet】: Color is emptiness and emptiness is color.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: So you all fell in love with the second child. (The second child is a sexy MM)

Let's all look up at the sky together, forget it, don't tarnish Tofu's pure heart, how can they explain to him that this dick is not that dick.

After talking about the boss, it was time to divide the spoils. Tofu took out a full healing ring and quietly threw out 12 points.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Hahaha what RP! (━┳━_━┳━), tofu is better, big red hand.

Then throw out tofu at 2 o'clock.

[Team] [Always very quiet]: Why don't you laugh this time.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Hmph, we don't care for rings dropped by women ╭(╯^╰)╮, tofu is only worn by me.

The monsters in "Jianghu" are invincible with hatred. All players know that once you provoke a monster in the wild, it is as if you have played with its feelings. It will definitely chase you forever. The monster chased and crossed a map. Once someone was forced to jump off the cliff by the monster, and he was relieved. When he turned around, he saw the monster jumping down too. In the later stage of the game, the hatred of the monster has decreased.

But in spring, they never expected that they would meet the most infatuated monster in history in the dungeon—the third child.

After they were wiped out, they looked at their equipment and found that they were all damaged. This one had red pants, and that one had red hair, so they planned to go back to the resurrection point to repair the equipment and start over.

A few people had just returned to the resurrection point. When they were meditating and recovering their blood, they saw the third child rushing over with a group of younger brothers and killed them instantly. According to common sense, death diving can escape the monster. Obviously, what they encountered today is not Common sense.

[Team] [Meichuan Neiku]: ==||Why did we come back from death, and that monster still chased after us...

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Damn, who of you robbed his wife? !

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Did you snatch him as your wife and get killed?

[Team] [Too Wet]: Tofu, the third child is a man.