I don't want to dance

Akane recalled her current mobile phone which was still in the Uchiha mansion. It seemed that when the battery was less than 20%, she shut it down and never restarted it.

The cell phone in the off state is a useless piece of iron,? So she naturally wouldn't carry it with her at any time,? Otherwise, she can take it back here to recharge it now,? Maybe it can still be used.

However, it was precisely after being reminded like this that she suddenly realized... After returning to this era, she hadn't thought about the mobile phone at all. She was like all modern people in the past. This electronic device is almost inseparable. It feels like life can't function without it.

...Is it true that you have lived in ancient times for a long time, even mobile phones can be stripped from your life.

But,? Now that I come back here, I still need this kind of electronic equipment that is necessary for daily life. By the way, I have to buy a mobile phone for Madara.

"Mobile phones are much more difficult to operate than TVs and air conditioners. I'm afraid I can't learn them all at once." While walking towards the floor where electronic equipment is sold, Mingyin gave Madara the most basic science education about mobile phones. .

Madara is completely dismissive of things like "difficulty":

"You just have to demonstrate it to me, no matter how complicated the operation is, I can completely copy it with Sharingan, what's the difficulty?"

Mingyin: "...",? That's right,? I almost forgot that you still have that ancestral cheating artifact.

While talking, the two walked to the mobile phone counter, and Mingyin continued to choose the brand she used the most.

When the clerk at the counter saw these two people, or to be precise, saw the whole body of expensive clothes that Madara was wearing, she suddenly felt like a fat sheep from the sky, and her performance this month could go up again!

Although this cropped man looks quite intimidating, but for the sake of performance, what is this?

"Sir, you can take a look at these latest models from our family. Ah, you can also consider the latest limited edition couple models. You and your girlfriend can even make a pair of mobile phones." The clerk Showing a standard promotional smile, he walked up to Madara and blew all kinds of rainbow farts on his mobile phone.

Mingyin sighed twice in her heart... Don't think that I don't know that the ones you recommend are all the most expensive ones in your family.

And it's completely useless for you to talk to this old antique from the Warring States Period. In his opinion, these dazzling mobile phones are basically the same except for their size and thickness, and... even if you want to sell them, please come to me, please!I am the one who paid the money!I'm taking care of him now, okay?

As expected, Madara didn't have the ability to distinguish these mobile phones. Compared with these, he was more interested in the price tag next to each mobile phone, just to practice those spell-like spells he mastered yesterday with Sharingan. digital expression.

Looking up, seeing that the clerk was still maintaining that same smile, Madara said bluntly:

"Put that expression away, I'm laughing so hard I'm dying."

Don't embarrass yourself in front of him with facial expressions and camouflage, he can tell at a glance.

Seeing that the clerk's professional smile was a little cracked, Mingyin couldn't help but tugged on the corner of Madara's clothes to tell him not to be so honest and straightforward... Of course, the clerk only cares about how many items he can sell and how much he can get. commission ah.

But fortunately, the clerk who has repeatedly won quarterly performance stars has a strong mentality and continues to tirelessly promote:

"This phone is highly recommended to you. It uses the most advanced technology and has excellent audio effects. It is very popular with young people. Listen to it..."

While talking, the clerk clicked on the audio software in the sample mobile phone, wanting to play a piece of music so that customers can experience it personally.

And it’s so hard to die, the piece of music that was broadcast happened to be——

"Whoahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!

Wow ha ha ha ha!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Fist Miraiへ今?手开いて (clench your fist towards the future, now open your hand)!

音に合わせて?君の风吹け (in line with the beat of this music, let your wind blow away the haze)!

上下に揺れて (come and shake up and down together)! "

It happened to be Yusuke's "A Smile Suspends Life"!

Upon hearing this song, Mingyin almost shot the phone away on the spot... Is there any mistake, this clerk, you look very gentle and ladylike, why is the sample song downloaded on the phone so ghostly!Or is it your store manager who let himself go!

When Madara heard this melody that he will never forget, the valve of memory was opened immediately.

Isn't this the laughing music that resounded through the Uchiha Cemetery when he and her met for the first time "two years" ago!

Madara quickly associated all of this, and now he understood what was going on:

"You played this song on your mobile phone at my father's funeral, right?"

As soon as this kind of shocking remark came out, the clerk was so scared that he almost lost his grip on the mobile phone that was continuing to "ah ha ha ha ha" in his hand, and the people around were also attracted by Madara's voice just now, and they all stopped. Step down and take a look... Playing this kind of cheerful song at the funeral of someone else's father, you are also good at it, little girl!And it seems that the man didn't know that his girlfriend did this ridiculous thing until now!Could this be the tragedy of breaking up on the spot caused by going to a show and buying a mobile phone!

Sensing all kinds of gazes projected on her body, Ming Yin almost wanted to faint on the spot, and finally had to tiptoe to Madara's ear, and explained in a low voice in the most concise way:

"I didn't do it on purpose! This song happened to be playing on my mobile phone before the crossing, but the mobile phone followed me through time travel to your side... that's why this kind of oolong appeared on Dad's grave. Just, just Think of it as the red line that your father held for us under the Nine Springs. You see, he was grieving when you lost him just now, so he brought me to you to take you out of your grief."

Madara pouted at these increasingly shameless remarks.

But...he is very happy with her now, if his father in the sky knows, he should also feel relieved, and he won't mind such trivial things as fun at the funeral.

But Mingyin saw that his mouth hadn't let go yet, so she could only continue coaxing Shunmao:

"Don't be angry, okay, I'll buy you any mobile phone you like, and you can choose."

... She felt that she was getting deeper and deeper into the role of "gold master".

...and lamented again that the cost of keeping a beautiful Uchiha is too high.

And Ban glanced at the mobile phones on the shelf that seemed almost the same to him, and finally pointed to the one placed in the most conspicuous position:

"I want this."

According to the set of digital rules he learned, the price of this phone should be the highest, so it must be the best... The things he Uchiha Madara needs to use are naturally the best.

Mingyin looked at the string of zeros that blinded her eyes on the price tag of that mobile phone... I think back in the Warring States period, she was in charge of the Uchiha family's financial issues and purchasing matters, and she was always in the town's market. The old aunts of rice noodles are arguing over whether the unit price can be reduced by a few cents, and their lips are worn out... Uchiha Madara, doesn’t your conscience really hurt!

"Why are you in a daze, pay for it." Madara said as if it should be taken for granted, not aware of his prodigal behavior at all, and even made a more complete defeat, "Oh, yes, you also want to buy a mobile phone, which coincides with I'll just buy the same one."

Mingyin: "...", sooner or later my family fortune will be wiped out by you.

And the shop assistant, who was already dumbfounded, heard the man in front of him asking his girlfriend to pay so confidently, and suddenly felt that his model professional smile would never come back, and asked tentatively:

"Well, this lady... are you sure you will pay for it?"

It turned out to be a story about a rich woman taking care of a pretty boy!

Mingyin, who was willing to go all out, flicked his wallet, and said with pride:

"What's wrong with my man, I'm happy to spoil him! Just this mobile phone, give me two!"

... She felt that she must have a brain twitch, definitely.

……

Walking out of the mobile phone area in a daze, Mingyin no longer wanted to see how many digits the numbers on the receipts she got today added up to.

Madara was holding the phone, and he didn't come up with any tricks for a long time, and suddenly felt bored, and:

"It's time for lunch."

After shopping all morning and feeling exhausted, Mingyin felt a little hungry:

"Come on, let's go eat."

Bringing Madara to the gourmet floor of the shopping mall, Mingyin didn't even say "choose any restaurant you want to eat", when Madara waved his hand and pointed to a restaurant that he immediately fell in love with at a glance.

Mingyin doesn't want to express any more thoughts... I can always choose the most expensive one among many stores. Should I praise the Uchiha clan for having the sharpest eyes in the world, or should I sigh Madara that you really are the nemesis of my wallet? what.

But, what else can I do, the Uchiha I chose, I have to continue to krypton even if I eat dirt.

In a traditional Japanese restaurant, delicate dishes are served one by one from the dishes to the plate.

"Here, can anyone enjoy this level of food?" Madara held the chopsticks in his hand, picking up a piece of fresh sashimi on the plate.

At least in his world, only nobles of daimyo's level can enjoy such exquisite cuisine at any time.

"As long as you have money, you can eat whatever you want here. Although money is not everything, 90.00% of things can indeed be achieved with money. Merchants here are no longer lowly occupations, and even social rules can Being manipulated by the money they hold." Mingyin spread her hands, and then added, "But you don't have to worry about this kind of thing, although I'm not rich but I'm not short of money. Still affordable."

...As long as you don't be such a prodigal every day like today.

After hearing this, Madara still feels a little awkward... It is only natural for a man to raise his own woman, but what does it look like for him to be raised by his own woman now?

However, there is no ninja profession in this world, and he can't do tasks to earn rewards, so he can't contribute any income at all.

If he is not a ninja, what else can he do?

No, what he was thinking about was not to stay in this world for a long time.He just stayed here temporarily because he had no choice but to go back as soon as he has a chance in the future... Although this world is safer and more comfortable, his responsibilities and ties are all still in the end. In that original world.

"Why are you in a daze? Here, your favorite sushi with bean curd is sweet. How about trying the sushi with bean curd here?" Mingyin raised her hand and waved it in front of Madara, who had been holding chopsticks for a long time. , and then pointed to a piece of bean curd sushi that was just brought up by the waiter.

Madara also recovered from his messy thoughts just now, and picked up a piece of tofu skin sushi that looked good.

After chewing and savoring carefully, he only frowned slightly, and commented lightly:

"The taste is no better than that sushi restaurant in [-]-chome."

"Really?" Mingyin also picked up a piece and tasted it, even though the plate of bean curd sushi in front of her was a sweet one that she didn't like, "Well... I'm really sorry for the price."

The sushi restaurant in [-]-chome in the town near Minamigagawa is where she and Madara go most often, and they are already regular customers in front of the boss.Compared with the high-end Japanese restaurant that I am in now, that sushi restaurant is simply a small workshop, and the price of the food is even more incomparable.

Obviously this high-end restaurant uses all the best ingredients, and even the various seasonings in this beancurd sushi are of the highest quality, but it didn't make her feel that the taste was better than Erchome The small workshop shop.

Is it because the assembly-line template production of this high-end chain restaurant makes it lack the unique ingenuity of the small workshop master, or is it because...she has long been accustomed to the flavor of that era?

Now even she has to adapt to modern life.

After the staple food is almost eaten, various Japanese desserts are also served.

When looking at the menu before, facing the dazzling pictures on the dessert page, Mingyin could clearly see the excited light in Madara's eyes that was suppressed... It was the excitement from a sweet party person.

Then...she relented, and once again practiced "as long as you are happy", she ordered almost all the desserts, and if she couldn't finish them, she would take them away for supper.

At this moment, looking at Madara's mouthful of delicate wagashi with different shapes, Mingyin felt that his teeth were about to be sweetened just by looking at it. As a salty party, he couldn't bear to look directly at it, and... Madara, you eat like this again Go on, really, you will get fat, and in the future when you fall from the sky in front of the enemy on the battlefield, you will really make a big hole.

……

"Now, what are you going to do?" After eating this luxurious lunch and walking out of the store, when Madara asked, he always felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.

Could it be... eat too much?It shouldn't be, no matter how much he ate before, he never felt like eating too much stuffed his stomach.

At this time, Madara didn't realize that he had never considered whether he was eating too much before, because there were high-intensity tasks or practice waiting for him every day, both physically and mentally exhausted, and he became stronger. Possibly but cellulite is a myth...but times have changed.

"Hmm... now it's almost time to go shopping in the daily necessities area..." While speaking, Ming Yin suddenly felt his lower abdomen slump and then a throbbing pain, "Hiss..."

"What's the matter with you?" Seeing Ming Yin's obviously in pain, Madara hurriedly helped her, and asked nervously... There was obviously no attack around just now?

Mingyin waved her hand, indicating that she was fine, "I'm going to the bathroom...it's the latrine you mentioned, just wait for me outside."

Although she already had a premonition, Mingyin still sighed helplessly when she found out that she was indeed a relative coming in the bathroom.

Counting the days... Uh... there should be a few more days. Could it be that I drank two cups of cold drinks to calm myself down during the meal, which caused my relatives to visit early?

...and now it looks menacing.

I looked through the storage box next to the roll paper that provided sanitary napkins...it was empty.

Then smell the surrounding compartments... There is no one.

This is really embarrassing, and the pants she wears in summer are short and thin, how can she go out in this state!

Mingyin scratched her hair annoyedly, and if she asked someone to call for help and send her aunt's towel... In her newly bought mobile phone and a brand new calling card, the only number stored was...

Madara is so smart, under her remote command... it should be able to handle it, right?

However, if he found out what she was asking him to do... he would probably go berserk.

Then, it would be good not to let him know the truth, right?

Thinking of this, Ming Yin dialed Madara's cell phone number. She had already demonstrated the operation of dialing and connecting to the cell phone for Madara during lunch, and Madara also recorded all of them with Sharingan.

At this moment, outside the bathroom, Madara, who was looking around silently, was suddenly startled by the sound of music in his trousers pocket. He didn't react for a while, and even subconsciously assumed a posture of entering a fighting state.

After realizing that it was the thing called the mobile phone in his pocket that was causing the trouble, Madara finally settled down... and disdainfully ignored the eyes that seemed to be looking at sand sculptures from passers-by around him just now.

Of course, there is only one contact on his cell phone... Why did he suddenly call him so close?

"Hey, Madara...I'm...in a little trouble...can you do me a favor?"

"What happened?!"

"No, no, no, don't get excited and don't rush in. Here, the men's and women's restrooms are separated. You are not allowed to enter the women's restroom. And... it's really just a small problem."

What problems can you encounter when going to the toilet?After thinking for a moment, Madara suddenly became enlightened and said with a sneer:

"What, did you forget to bring toilet paper?"

Mingyin thinks...the situation is actually not too bad, right?Sanitary napkins can actually be understood as a special kind of toilet paper, right?Is it a little bigger and softer than ordinary toilet paper?

Just make a mistake...

"Yes, that's right, I forgot to bring toilet paper, can you buy some for me and then find a random woman in the mall to deliver it to me? Ah, yes, yes, the toilet paper here has outer packaging , and it’s not the same as the toilet paper you have, I’ll send you a picture later, just buy it according to the picture..." Mingyin continued to fool around.

Because Madara has just mastered the basics of making and receiving calls and receiving text messages, and chat tools such as LINE have not had time to popularize science, Mingyin can only download a few pictures from the Internet first, and then send them to over him.

After sending the picture, he also sent him a text message about what to do next——

[You first go down to the first floor of this shopping mall. There is a store with the "SEIYU" brand on the first floor. It is a large supermarket, which is equivalent to your grocery store that sells everything.Then find the things in the picture I sent you in that grocery store, just buy one, and then follow everyone to line up to check out and it's done.Madara, you are so smart and powerful, it must be no problem to complete a shopping by yourself~]

First, a rainbow fart touted to honey, and at the end, a cute emoticon was attached... But Madara really did it.

"Hmph, what's the problem, it's just buying something, do you think I'm a little kid who doesn't know anything?" When he said this with a haughty and disdainful face, the corners of Madara's mouth couldn't help but twitch.

There's no man who doesn't like when his woman compliments and leans on her...even though it's essentially letting him do errands.

However, half an hour later... He almost wanted to remember Susano woke up and was tricked by her again.

……

The sign of SEIYU supermarket is very big and conspicuous. After arriving at the first floor of the mall, Madara found it very easily.

But when he walked into the supermarket, he was dazzled by the dazzling variety of products.

For a moment, he didn't know what to do. Looking for the gadget in the picture that Mingyin sent him among so many products was like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Coupled with the crowds in the supermarket, Madara became more and more irritable.

After searching for a few minutes without finding it, I simply gave up. After seeing a supermarket employee who was replenishing goods in front of the shelf, I thought that he must be a part-time worker in this store, so I went straight up and took the MMS picture on my phone. Go straight to the other side and ask:

"Hey, where is this thing?"

The employee who was replenishing the stock was a young girl. When she heard the voice and turned her head, she was startled when she saw a picture of a sanitary napkin suddenly appeared in front of her.

After being frightened, she couldn't help but blushed again, and when she saw the fierce and terrifying face of the crop-headed man who asked her...almost passed out on the spot.

But, but, a man who looks so fierce would actually come to buy sanitary napkins for his girlfriend... I couldn't help but feel a little moved, and even thought it was quite cute?

However, Madara didn't know the emotional drama that was going on in the little girl's heart, so she just asked again impatiently.

"The shelf over there." The little shop assistant pointed to the approximate location with her finger.

Spotted nodded as a thank you, and then walked towards the shelf he was pointing at.

It's just that before she lifted her foot to leave, she heard the little shop assistant muttering softly to herself:

"It's so considerate, you actually took the initiative to buy this for your girlfriend...Many boys would find it embarrassing and embarrassing..."

But Madara was at a loss when he heard this... What's so embarrassing about buying toilet paper?

Also, how did the clerk know that he bought it for a woman?Is there even toilet paper in this world divided into men's and women's?

While thinking about this, Madara had already walked to the shelf and compared it with the picture on the phone... It should be exactly the same, that's all.

When he picked up a bag from the shelf and was about to leave, he couldn't help but glared at the people around him. Just now when he was picking in front of the shelf, he saw the people around him quietly looking at him... What to look at, buy a What's so nice about toilet paper? !

After staring at people, Madara, who walked away gracefully, didn't know how many people almost had a heart attack with his sweep of the knife.

"Oh my god... so the underworld gangster would also pamper women in such a down-to-earth way..."

The above-mentioned emotion comes from a little boy who was standing closest to Madara just now, and now he is still holding his little heart and has not recovered from the scary eyes just now.

Madara has seen how Ming Yin checks out a few times before, and the queue at the checkout at the supermarket exit is so obvious, so it is natural to understand what to do next at a glance.

Standing in the checkout line, Madara suddenly remembered something... just now he forgot to look at the price of the package of toilet paper marked on the shelf.

Do you mean he has enough money?Thinking of this, he took out a few banknotes and a few coins that Mingyin stuffed into his pocket before going out, saying that they were in case of emergencies.

He currently has no idea about commodity prices in this world, and he doesn't know how much this pack of toilet paper is worth... Will there be a price on this gaudy outer packaging?

Thinking of this, Madara held the package of "toilet paper" in both hands, moved closer to her eyes, and looked at it carefully.At the same time, he also felt that many people queuing up around him were secretly looking at him... So what's wrong with people in this world? !Is he worth seeing or the toilet paper he is holding is worth seeing? !

Finally, I saw the words "250cm" on a corner of the outer packaging.

Ha, he recognized this number, and with a little pride in his heart, Ban said that he had completely mastered the "Arabic numerals" and could immediately understand what the value represented by these characters was, so it was 250 yuan.

Like the people in front of the queue, put the things to buy on the conveyor belt, and they will be queued to him soon.

After the cashier picked up the lonely pack of sanitary napkins and swept them away, he sighed in his heart, what a good man with a fierce appearance but a gentle and considerate heart, with a professional smile on his face:

"Five hundred yen."

Madara was stunned for a moment... He was already prepared to pay 250 yen.

However, he can still figure out this most basic arithmetic problem, and immediately pointed to the lonely pack of "toilet paper" and said:

"I only bought one pack, not two."

The cashier was also stunned by his words, then nodded and said:

"It's a pack, that's right, a pack of five hundred yen."

Madara suddenly sneered, he has lived for nearly 20 years, and no one dared to cheat him out of money except for that guy Senju Bashirama!

Immediately picked up the pack of "toilet paper", pointed to the "250cm" on the outer packaging and replied confidently:

"It says 250 yuan!"

As soon as this remark came out, the originally noisy checkout area suddenly fell silent, eerily quiet.

After the shock, although the people around subconsciously wanted to laugh out loud...but they really didn't dare to laugh!This man's aura is too scary!I always feel that if I dare to laugh out loud now, my head will be screwed off by him in the next second!

At this moment, the cashier who is under great pressure has no choice but to fulfill the spirit of dedication and dedication, and bite the bullet and explain:

"That... sir, this 250 cm refers to the length of the sanitary napkin, not the price. The price of this pack of sanitary napkins is indeed five hundred yen."

The term "sanitary napkin" is still a bit unfamiliar to Madara, but he is not an idiot, so he immediately realized that there was something wrong with it, and abruptly said, "Isn't this toilet paper?" The question was swallowed back.

At this time, an extroverted and unrestrained young girl who lined up at the back directly made a relief:

"Haha, it's nothing. It's normal for boys to not understand the kind of things that girls do every month. My boyfriend still can't tell the difference between daily use and night use."

The words have already been clearly stated for this purpose... If he still doesn't understand what the bag in his hand is for, he might as well take off his brain and give it to Qianshou's second son to study ninjutsu!

……

Finally getting rid of the sanitary belt of the Warring States Period, and putting on the long-lost aunt's towel, Mingyin felt refreshed...although her lower abdomen was still painfully painful.

But, next... She's afraid it will be even more uncomfortable.

Seeing that her face was as black as the bottom of a burnt pot, and her whole body exuded terrifying and murderous spots, Mingyin felt that this time, probably, really, it was not easy to coax.

...How did it get exposed?

If the man in front of him looked like this at the door of any family in the Warring States Period, he would definitely scare the whole family into running away and shouting, "Run away! Madara Uchiha is here to slaughter the clan!"

...So it's really a miracle that he didn't blow up the supermarket to nothing with Bachi Qiong Gouyu just now.

"I was wrong, I was really wrong, don't be angry, okay?"

"I'll buy you whatever you want, and I'll contract all the sweets in the mall for you, okay?"

"Not only food, no matter what we want, let's just buy, buy, buy, okay?"

Mingyin has already decided to sell her small treasury, not to smile for the beautiful Uchiha in front of Bo... I just ask you to stop being so dark, I am really afraid that you will destroy the world in the next second.

After coaxing for a while, Mingyin had no choice but to use her usual tricks, shedding a few tears along the way with a pitiful expression, that aggrieved little fox's appearance can make people's hearts bleed:

"I can't help it. In that situation...the only person I can rely on is you. Besides, my stomach still hurts, really."

Her last words were [-]% sincere, the relatives who came this time were too noisy, no matter how strong her physique was, she could only heal the external injuries automatically... she had to suffer the internal injuries by herself.

Madara also knows that women are the most vulnerable when they come here every month, although her current miserable appearance is most likely an exaggerated performance to win his sympathy, but... forget it.

"If you don't feel well, go back early." Madara turned her head away and said angrily, but she still took the initiative to pick up the shopping bags for all the things she bought today, and her pace slowed down a lot.

Mingyin immediately followed up with a smile, "As a punishment... I'll treat you to ice cream, but now I have a stomachache and can't eat cold food, so I can only sit aside and watch you eat, so pitiful, this punishment is enough Seriously?"

"Hmph, you don't like sweets in the first place." Madara pointedly pointed it out mercilessly.

"Ah, I've been found out~"

……

That's true, but before leaving the mall to go home, Mingyin still took Ban to the ice cream shop... Then the old man ordered a luxurious and supreme version of ice cream as expected.

Forget it, this amount of money is nothing compared to today's total expenditure.

Counting all the expenses for this day, the cheapest...is actually the [-] yen pack of aunt's towels.

After returning to the apartment, Mingyin fell directly on the soft sofa in the living room, and said weakly:

"My stomach is really uncomfortable. I don't have the energy to cook tonight. Madara, you can just use the packaged desserts for dinner... Oh, no, I almost forgot, you can order takeaway here!"

Mingyin felt that she had really degenerated after two years in the Warring States Period, and she even forgot about takeout.

However, before he had time to explain to Madara what the "takeaway" was all about, the landline phone in the living room rang suddenly.

In this day and age, everyone usually uses mobile phones to communicate with each other, and landlines have often become decorations... Who would call her landline?

After connecting -

"Hello... Kagome-senpai? Why are you calling my apartment landline?"

Mingyin was slightly surprised that Kagome called.

On the other end, Kagome, who was in a hurry, asked cracklingly:

"What's the matter with you! I called your mobile phone all day today, and the notification sound said that the mobile phone I dialed has been turned off. Why are you turning it off?"

Hearing this, Mingyin slapped her head suddenly... That's right, her original mobile phone was still in the Warring States Period!Although the world time here has hardly passed, so there is no embarrassment that she has not paid the mobile phone bill for almost two years, so she has not paid the mobile phone fee and then directly canceled the account, but the mobile phone signal should not be able to connect through time and space, haha?

...Unless the second head of the Qianshou family really created a miracle of electromagnetic waves that spanned time and space.

"Well, I changed my mobile phone number, I'll send it to you later." There are too many causes and consequences, and it's too troublesome to explain, so Mingyin simply said haha, "Senior, why are you so anxious to find me? ?”

"There's bad news and a..."

"Then Kagome-senpai, you should tell the good news first~"

"No, what I'm trying to say is—there's bad news and worse news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Mingyin: "...", this doesn't follow the routine.

It's all bad news anyway, whatever.

"The bad news is...well, I'm sorry, Mingyin, the reason I asked you to leave today, your homeroom teacher failed."

"What reason did you use?"

"Because you said that you only took one day off, so the reasons for major illnesses such as fractures and appendicitis must not be used... So I said that you have dysmenorrhea, and the pain is unbearable."

"...Senior Kagome, you really know how to find a reason or a prophecy from God." Mingyin rubbed her aching belly, wondering if her relatives came early because of the witch's prophecy. mouth?

"...But your class teacher didn't believe it."

"Hey, why, shouldn't it be?" Mingyin recalled that her current homeroom teacher was a very reasonable woman, and there were girls in the class who used the reason of menstruation to ask for leave before.

"Because at that time, your physical education teacher just walked into the office... He said that you skipped the physical examination at the end of the semester a week ago on the grounds of your menstrual period. Now that a week has passed, it should be over. So, either you You were lying before, or you are asking me to make up a lie for you today."

Mingyin: "..."

If you think about it... a week ago in this world, she did have her period, but after that she went to the Warring States Period for almost two years!The time spent in the two worlds is out of sync!She is really on her period again now!

...But if she tells these truths, she is probably the one who should be sent to the psychiatrist.

"Then what's the worse news?"

"The worse news is that your physical education teacher asked me to tell you... Please come to the school tomorrow and make up the exam with other people who missed the final physical examination last week for various reasons. Passed."

Mingyin: "...", she wants to go back to the Warring States Period.

After hanging up the phone, Mingyin sighed, and looked up at the restaurant beside him, sitting at the dining table, thinking about the phone while eating the packed dessert Madara.

Hearing Mingyin hang up the phone, Madara, who was buried in the sweets, also said:

"Finished?"

"En." Mingyin nodded with a bitter face.

"Why that expression?" After eating the last piece of maple leaf steamed bun in the box, Madara got up and walked to Ming Yin's side to sit down, "Is your stomach... still uncomfortable?"

"Yeah, it's very uncomfortable, and it's clear