I don't want to dance

"Have you memorized the traffic rules? Don't rush through the red light. If you accidentally dodge the red light, you must dodge the vehicles immediately. I believe that with your speed, you will be fine. To attack, just swing your fist at the car!"

"...I never engage in pointless battles."

"Also, are you sure you will use the electronic map? If you can't find my school by then, and the electronic map cannot be operated for a while, remember to call me."

"...I have recorded the map of the whole city with Sharingan."

"It's okay for you to heat things in the microwave by yourself, right? If you're hungry at noon, you can heat up the extra pizza you ordered last night, and the big bucket of Coke in the refrigerator... Although it's cool to drink it with ice in summer, ? But, no nutrition,? You should drink less."

"...you're going to be late."

Mingyin looked at the clock hanging on the wall. Indeed, she didn't have time to linger here any longer... But she always felt uneasy,? It felt like there was never enough to explain the things that needed to be explained.

After changing her shoes at the entrance, picking up her schoolbag and preparing to leave, Mingyin thought about it, and finally explained one thing:

"Well... remember, when you are at home, don't open the door to strangers. Anyway, everyone here is a stranger to you except me,? In short, if someone knocks or rings the doorbell,? Just ignore it correct."

"Don't treat me as your son, okay?" Madara was a little annoyed at this kind of words that seemed to be telling a child who couldn't take care of himself, but thinking of Mingyin's age theory, he hurriedly added, "Also I'll be your grandson or something!"

"Yes, yes, yes, you are my man, come on, give me a kiss~" Mingyin held Madara's cheeks in both hands, and kissed him well, it was a goodbye kiss, "Okay, I'm off to school, Wait until I send a message to contact you, and then come to the school to find me. I will leave you to take the physical examination this afternoon, and if you perform well, I will take you to dinner tonight."

Mingyin felt that the more she said it, the more she said it, the more she said it, the more she said it. Her savings of a hundred years would really be ruined in one fell swoop, by the beautiful Uchiha.

……

Carrying a schoolbag, wearing a long-lost student uniform, and returning to the familiar campus, Mingyin felt as if she had been separated from the world.Obviously "two days" ago she was still living this kind of day-to-day life mechanically, but no one knew that she had spent "two years" during this period.

...Ah, speaking of uniforms, she has to apply for another one like a school. The uniform she wore when she time traveled is still in the Warring States Period.

"Mingyin, good morning!"

"Good morning, Mingyin!"

"You took a sick day yesterday, are you feeling better now?"

The girls sitting next to her greeted each other, and Mingyin felt that she almost lost their names.If she were asked to report a list of names immediately, she would probably subconsciously name a long list of Uchiha family members.

It seems that not only Madara, but also she has to re-adapt to the life of this era.

However, this long-lost leisurely and comfortable life is also very good.

With a smile on the corner of his mouth, he replied happily:

"Well, good morning."

……

lunch break -

"Hey, Mingyin, on your birthday the day before yesterday, Kamijou-kun from the class next door confessed to you, right? And you rejected him?"

A few girls sitting next to each other got together to eat a bento lunch. Of course, the bento in Mingyin's hand, who had no time to make lunch in the morning, was bought at a convenience store and reheated.

When adolescent high school girls get together, it is inevitable to talk about all kinds of love gossip, and Ming Yin, who has become the center of the topic, is almost about to say that very impolite sentence-"Who is Kamijou-kun?"

Trying to activate the memory of "two years ago", Mingyin finally remembered... ah, it was the little boy who specially picked her birthday to confess to him on the rooftop.

"Well, yes, I declined." Mingyin nodded.

She remembered that her reason for refusing at that time was... [My ideal person, he wants to drive a Gundam, and come to me with the momentum of sweeping thousands of horses and horses in the raging fire... Such a man is simply too handsome! 】

... Then the little boy shouted "I will work hard" and ran back in tears, probably because he wanted to brush all the Gundams of the past.

But speaking of it, her criteria for choosing a mate... It seems, it seems, really, has been fulfilled?

[Driving Gundam] Madara's Susanoo is almost the same as driving a Gundam!

[In the raging fire], in that world, who doesn't know that Uchiha Madara's fire escape is the best in the world, and the fire is extinguished, the fire is extinguished, and everything is a sea of ​​flames!

[The momentum of sweeping thousands of troops and horses], let alone, the name of Ninja Shura is just for naught!

Thinking about it this way, Madara is really her ideal type, which completely fits the little girlish fantasies in her 100-year-old old monster's heart.

...Could it be that he has always been too down-to-earth in front of her, so she often overlooks that he is actually the kind of character who holds the script of the male protagonist Long Aotian and Jack Su in romance novels?

"Mingyin, why don't you like Kamijou-kun, Kamijou-kun is very popular in school."

"You didn't come to school yesterday, so you probably don't know about it. The story of you rejecting Kamijou-kun has spread throughout the grades. Many girls who have a crush on Kamijou-kun are about to die of anger."

"Mingyin, you...could it be that you have someone you like?"

Mami, the main leader of the drama club, is the most sensitive to this kind of thing. When she saw the natural sweet expression on Mingyin's face when she was thinking about something alone at the moment, she immediately felt that there was something wrong, definitely something wrong!

"Eh?" Mingyin was startled, and subconsciously touched her face, could it be that she blushed, was it so obvious?

And Mami's voice immediately put the attractiveness of the other two girls on it, and asked with bright eyes:

"Really, really, Mingyin, do you have someone you like?!"

Mingyin stretched out her finger and scratched her cheek lightly, she was obviously a little shy now who had always been quite thick-skinned:

"Well, it is."

And the girls were even more excited when they saw Mingyin showing such an innocent expression for the first time:

"Then, are you already dating that boy?"

Thinking of the confession under the full moon, Mingyin really felt her face was burning red at the moment, and she nodded slightly:

"Ah."

"What kind of boy is that? Do we know each other? Is it from our school? I haven't seen you getting close to any boy before?"

Mingyin: "He's not from our school... He's almost 20 years old."

"Mingyin is four years older than you. At this age, you are already in university. Mingyin, you are dating seniors in the university. Which university is it? Are you going to go to his university in the future? But you If there is a difference of four years, he will be graduating when you are admitted to university."

For this question, Ming Yin was a little bit troubled.Not to mention college, his man doesn't even have a primary school diploma, even though his level of education is actually considered acceptable in his era... In the Warring States Period, not everyone could be like the second gentleman of the Senshou family. The level of education is so high that even if you put it in this world, you can directly enter the university as a professor, or why Mener-kun is so educated is the biggest unsolved mystery in the ninja world!

"No, he didn't go to university." Mingyin said truthfully. In her opinion, this is not something to be ashamed of. Moreover, if he really wants to study, with his pair of external artifacts, Sharingan, he can learn whatever he wants to learn. meeting.

However, Asami and others, who are deeply influenced by the inherent value orientation of this society, do not think so.

"Ah? Isn't that... the grades in middle school were not very good? This is really not as good as Kamijou-kun. Kamijou-kun has always been in the top ten of his grade regardless of his test scores."

At this time, another girl immediately "relieved" and said:

"It's okay, it doesn't mean that only those who have gone to college can have a good career...Hey, Mingyin, what does your boyfriend do?"

Work... ninjas?

Mingyin felt that if she said this, they would probably think that she had some kind of middle school delusional disorder, so she could only vaguely describe it:

"Well... It's not the kind of fixed job that sits in an office, in short, it's the kind that takes on any job as long as someone pays you."

In fact, the work of a ninja is almost like this. The client pays the fee, and then the ninjas complete the tasks assigned by the client.

Mami and the others thought for a moment that they had heard or misunderstood, and carefully asked for proof:

"Is it... equivalent to the work in "Gintama", the house of masters?"

Mingyin thinks that this metaphor is still inappropriate, after all, the entrustment accepted by the ninja does not have the principle of not doing murder and arson... Or in other words, with Madara's level of combat power, it is basically impossible to get his mission. It is a difficult murder and arson.

However, if the girls in front of her knew that the number of heads in her man's hands would have long been beyond count... they would probably faint from fright on the spot and call the police immediately.

"Well, it's almost like the master house."

After getting Mingyin's affirmative answer, the expressions of the girls were full of indescribable expressions.

Although the "everything house" feels very cool in the animation, but it is only limited to Two-dimensional!

In the three dimensions, according to Mingyin's description, his boyfriend...isn't he the kind of vagrant who has no education and skills, and a young man in the society!

Why are good girls so easily deceived by bad men!

Mami tried hard not to break her nerves because of this "innocent and silly girl" in front of her, struggling to ask:

"Then... is he handsome?"

Mingyin finally didn't have to worry about this question, and nodded with pride:

"Super handsome!"

Although it looks a bit fierce... But Yan Dun, the ancestor of the Uchiha family, is not covered!

The hearts of the girls in front of them were already shouting in unison - they really were fascinated by the bad man's face!

At this moment, that "bad man" was lying halfway on the sofa in his patron's apartment, watching TV to kill time, with a freshly heated pizza in one hand and a Coke with ice in the other.

"Ding dong—— ding dong—!"

The doorbell was suddenly rang from outside.

……

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感谢在2020-04-19?20:43:07~2020-04-20?05:44:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: RURU? 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!