You are the black one!
Chapter 33 Li Zhetian's Postmodern Life
An Ya ran to the main road and stopped a taxi, and together with the driver, he dragged Lao Li into the car.
Li Zhetian was lying on the back seat half dead, breathing in and out of breath.
The driver kept turning his head back along the way, fighting coldly.
You said that people have become like this, you don't rush to the hospital and run to the suburbs, maybe you want to be buried alive on the spot!
Seeing that these two people are dressed quite formally, could it be that they live together and fly together?
An Ya commanded the driver to go over the mountains and ridges, but he didn't notice that the thoughts in the driver's brother's mind could be filmed into a thunderous drama.
After going through all kinds of difficulties and dangers, the taxi finally arrived at a small villa in the suburbs.
In the wilderness, there was only one small building, the driver had a cold war, his imagination reached its peak again, this time it was a ghost movie.
Li Zhe asked angrily, "What kind of place is this?"
An Ya took out a few tickets and handed them to the driver, and dragged Li Zhe off the bus, "My friend's house."
Li Zhetian snorted, "Can you have friends?"
An Ya glared at Li Zhetian, and sneered, "Who is like you, a naked villain!"
Li Zhetian was so choked that his eyes rolled upwards.
Unfortunately, An Ya's friend was not at home, and the two bereaved dogs could only squat on the steps in front of the small villa and watch the stars for three hours.
Well, it's beautiful and cool.
"Your friend won't abscond, will he?"
"Get out of here!"
At this time, a royal blue BMW drove over, and the person whose headlights were shining couldn't open his eyes.
An Ya recognized the license plate number, hurriedly kicked Brother Li who was in the way, ran to hug the front of the car happily, and wiped off the mud on the upper half of the car with his fiery biceps.
Li Zhetian saw the people in the car clearly, and his face turned black.
Chen Bo jumped out of the car, grabbed An Ya and punched him, gritted his teeth and scolded his son, "Where did you go!"
An Ya grinned and rubbed against Chen's father, "I went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures."
Chen Bo tore Anya off his body and threw it aside, "Did you get the sutra?"
An Dasheng lifted his clothes proudly, and five bundles of firm red RMB were tied on his snow-white belly.
Chen Bo nodded, then pointed to the person on the steps and asked Monkey King, "What's the matter with him?"
An Ya glanced back, disapproving, "Oh, I picked it up."
Li Zhetian: ...
Chen Bo stroked An's son's head affectionately, "Don't pick things up randomly in the future, especially those who are panting."
Anya grinned, "This thing is very valuable, and everyone outside is grabbing it!"
(Li Zhetian...)
Chen Bo asked suspiciously, "Who can rob him?"
It's not bad if he doesn't rob others!
An Ya laughed so hard that his eyes disappeared, "He, he's been a bit of a backer lately, and he's half dead after being chased by his ass all over the street."
(Aren’t you the one who co-authored the game of drag racing all over the street being chased by people?)
Chen Bo stretched out his paws and pinched An Ya all over, but he was relieved that he didn't find any missing parts.
Now that An Ya is fine, Chen Bo's eyeballs started to wander towards Li Zhetian.
He was indeed a little thinner than in the past few months, and he had been sitting there since he appeared, his buttocks were as heavy as iron.
Could it be that you can't even stand up?
It's too fast for you to be punished by God.
An Ya ran over and knelt down and smiled at Li Zhetian: I'll give you a choice.
Li Zhetian: Get out!
An Ya smiled meanly: Either follow me in, or continue to look at the stars.
Li Zhetian rolled his eyes: Hurry up and get out!
Anya stood up: OK, I'll call the bald brother to come over and watch the stars with you.
Li Zhetian: ...
Chen Bo took off his windbreaker and put it on An Ya's shoulders, "When did you come here, it must have been frozen."
Anya sniffed and nodded, "I'm freezing to death, my feet are numb!"
Chen Bo stretched out his fist and drilled on Son An's head, "You deserve it, let's see if you dare to run away in the future!"
Anya cried out in pain, "I'm not running away, I'm going out... to experience life."
Chen Bo shook his hand, and punched him hard, "I think you want to experience gang fights!"
... two fists and two feet to beat a brain.
Anya hurriedly dragged the half-dead Li Zhetian, "Chen Bo, I brought you a souvenir!"
Chen Bo hummed, "Didn't you say you picked it up?!"
Anya froze, then smiled all over his face, "No, I 'met' and found that this person is not only good and cheap, but also smart and capable, and more importantly, he is worth a lot, so I specially snatched it for you, even if There is no place to put it, so you can keep it and check the door."
Chen Bo touched his chin and looked at Lao Li, "It seems that he is not very good at calling."
An Ya rolled up his sleeves, and started selling enthusiastically, "A dog that doesn't bark is a good dog. It only bites people, and it doesn't let go when it bites!"
Master Chen patted his thigh, "Alright then, let's try it out for three days, if it doesn't work, chop it up and cook it in hot pot."
Since Xiao Anzi brought him back, he definitely couldn't just kick him out, it would hurt his feelings too much.
Anyway, he is a dog in the water, and if he does not fight for nothing, he will not fight.
Li Zhetian: ...
From then on, a third party finally appeared in Chen Bo's small villa.
In view of the fact that Lao Li's physical condition is really not suitable for squatting at the gate and waiting for thieves, Master Chen specially approved: rest for three days before going to work, postpone the probationary period, withhold wages, deduct all bonuses, no subsidies, and delusional hardware.
After An Ya's hard pleading, Chen Bo finally lenients, and the food and lodging will be free.
But there is a condition, you can't try to find a second spring in vain.
Li Zhetian...
Chen Bo finally felt elated. After all, economic strength determines political status.
Because Lao Li's stomach is bad, he can only eat soft and rotten food. Mr. Chen has spoken, he must carry forward the good style of porridge, put an end to dry food, and strictly prohibit meat. Everything is to save money, and resolutely implement the hard work basic state policy. (When will the basic national policy come out?)
In order to cook for Lao Li, An Ya specially asked Chen Bo to bring over a large-capacity rice cooker and dozens of bags of rice. (It seems that Comrade An either feeds Lao Li like a pig or wants him to eat rice until he dies)
Put half a catty of rice in the pot, pour a bucket of water, cover and plug in the power to cook.
When it was time to eat, a pot of white porridge was placed in front of Lao Li.
Anyat asked understandingly, isn't it light?If you think it's bland, I'll help you get soy sauce and mix it, it's very fragrant!
Lao Li strongly protested against his prison life, and even showed his demeanor that he was not a cheap food.
Chen Bo didn't have much patience with him. If you don't eat, I'll take care of you. Go squat outside, and the northwest wind will stop you from being full.
For Lao Li, Chen Bo absolutely hated him. If An Ya hadn't stood in the way, he would have gone to the smelly ditch to deal with maggots.
An Ya was much kinder, and ran over to touch Lao Li's skinny face, "What's the matter, is it because you have a bad appetite, how about this, I'll make it back for you and change it to preserved egg and lean meat porridge, do you like it?"
Before Lao Li agreed, An Ya ran away with the pot in his arms.
An hour later, An Ya came back with the pot in his arms, and it turned out to be steaming hot 'Preserved Egg and Lean Pork Congee'!
A pot of white porridge, with a whole preserved egg and a large piece of undercooked pork belly floating in it...
Li Zhetian...
In order to make the patient recover as soon as possible, Chef An racked his brains and changed ways to make porridge for Lao Li to nourish his stomach, and then invented millet octopus porridge with red dates cake, pumpkin scallop porridge with rock sugar bird’s nest, oatmeal, cabbage, crucian carp and chicken liver porridge, abalone brown sugar donkey meat Sauerkraut porridge and so on are all kinds of porridge products that are more exquisite than ever before and can be called the best.
Under the repeated bombardment of Anya's "fancy porridge", Lao Li's face was sallow and emaciated, and he fell down when the wind blew.
Anya was very angry that a big man is still picky eaters!
Lao Li was so hungry that he had no energy to give birth.
This can't be blamed on Xiaoan, she doesn't pay much attention to cooking, so she does what she has.
For example, An Ya was cooking millet porridge, and it happened that Chen Bo came back with a box of octopus.
An Ya thought, um, octopus is a good thing, it is very important to nourish the body, so he threw one into the porridge.
Then Chen Bo took out the red date cake to make snacks for Xiao An, An Ya thought again, um, the red date cake nourishes blood, so he threw it in. Later, he felt that there might be no fragrance, so he poured half a bottle of sesame oil into it.
Therefore, the Shiquan Dabu porridge faced by Brother Li not only has an invincible impact visually, but also seems to taste even better.
Anya thought, this is not good, the people who are trying their best to grab it can't just starve to death in vain, think about it, the risk of handing over to the bald head is too great, maybe you have to fold it yourself, let's keep it, I am born to be talented Useful, Lao Li can't be an exception.
So, An Ya ran to beg Chen Bo, "Bo~ help me cook a meal~"
Chen Bo glanced at the small black room that closed Li Zhetian, "To him?"
Anya nodded, "Well, you see people are starving to death, who will watch the door for us then?"
Chen Bo looked disdainful, "Pointing at him to guard the door?!"
An Ya licked his face and smiled, and immediately changed tactics, "Old Chen, you starved him to death, who will I run on in the future?"
Chen Bo glanced at Anya, "An Ya, are you taking revenge on him?"
I think you care about chaos!
Anya nodded quickly, "Yeah, he bullied me so badly, how could he die so cheaply?"
Chen Bo took a deep breath, "Okay, I'll do it for him."
Anya was overjoyed, waiting for Chen Bo's delicious meal.
But when it is ready, it is very rich. The black chicken soup stewed with high-end mushrooms such as Hericium bisporus is rich in nutrition, light and delicious.
But... what is that red layer on top?
The answer is: chili oil.
No matter how nervous An Ya was, he also knew that people with stomach bleeding are strictly forbidden to eat spicy food.
Look at Lao Li's bastard!
Chen Bo couldn't be counted on, and Comrade An decided to do it himself, so that he could have enough food and clothing.
Fortunately, when Chen Bo was making chicken soup just now, An Ya squatted behind and learned a thing or two secretly. Except for skipping the part of adding chili oil, the others followed the same pattern. Finally, he made a pot that looked like a pot of water. chicken soup.
An Ya went to Lao Li's room excitedly holding the chicken soup.
Li Zhetian probably smelled the fragrance, so he got up with his weak body and went straight to the chicken soup, plunged into it without even lifting his face.
An Ya was startled by the way Brother Li tore the chicken, looking at the gentle man, he ate chicken like a weasel. (Try starving you for a few days! Keep it safe and become a jackal!)
Brother Li ate chicken, drank soup, burped, rolled up the quilt and fell asleep.
Eat and drink enough, sleep well, beautiful.
However, the sky fails to fulfill one's wishes.
Anya kicked him awake, "Get up!"
Li Zhetian squinted one eye: Your hoof is so cheap!
Anya pointed to the oily pot, "Life lies in labor, get up and wash the pot."
Li Zhetian...
The mixed mushroom chicken soup really has extraordinary energy, Lao Li got out of bed after only two meals.
Anya acted like an eunuch who was in charge of the big house, directing Lao Li to wash the dishes, wash the vegetables, mop the floor, water the flowers and sweep the yard, so busy that he didn't touch the ground.
It is also called by the euphemistic name: Proper exercise is conducive to the recovery of the body.
However, how could Li Zhetian's generation of heroes succumb to the majesty of Director An?
This is all thanks to Chen Bo's ingenuity. Not only did he remove the previously 'cracked' combination lock, but he replaced it with a more advanced smart lock that can only be opened by matching fingerprints and voices. A range of advanced equipment.
If you are disobedient, fine, I will give you a call!
No work, no problem, starve you for three days!
Want to escape, agree, as long as you can!
Even if Li Xiaoxiong had wings, he still couldn't fly out of Chen Bo's golden house.
Li Zhetian was lying on the back seat half dead, breathing in and out of breath.
The driver kept turning his head back along the way, fighting coldly.
You said that people have become like this, you don't rush to the hospital and run to the suburbs, maybe you want to be buried alive on the spot!
Seeing that these two people are dressed quite formally, could it be that they live together and fly together?
An Ya commanded the driver to go over the mountains and ridges, but he didn't notice that the thoughts in the driver's brother's mind could be filmed into a thunderous drama.
After going through all kinds of difficulties and dangers, the taxi finally arrived at a small villa in the suburbs.
In the wilderness, there was only one small building, the driver had a cold war, his imagination reached its peak again, this time it was a ghost movie.
Li Zhe asked angrily, "What kind of place is this?"
An Ya took out a few tickets and handed them to the driver, and dragged Li Zhe off the bus, "My friend's house."
Li Zhetian snorted, "Can you have friends?"
An Ya glared at Li Zhetian, and sneered, "Who is like you, a naked villain!"
Li Zhetian was so choked that his eyes rolled upwards.
Unfortunately, An Ya's friend was not at home, and the two bereaved dogs could only squat on the steps in front of the small villa and watch the stars for three hours.
Well, it's beautiful and cool.
"Your friend won't abscond, will he?"
"Get out of here!"
At this time, a royal blue BMW drove over, and the person whose headlights were shining couldn't open his eyes.
An Ya recognized the license plate number, hurriedly kicked Brother Li who was in the way, ran to hug the front of the car happily, and wiped off the mud on the upper half of the car with his fiery biceps.
Li Zhetian saw the people in the car clearly, and his face turned black.
Chen Bo jumped out of the car, grabbed An Ya and punched him, gritted his teeth and scolded his son, "Where did you go!"
An Ya grinned and rubbed against Chen's father, "I went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures."
Chen Bo tore Anya off his body and threw it aside, "Did you get the sutra?"
An Dasheng lifted his clothes proudly, and five bundles of firm red RMB were tied on his snow-white belly.
Chen Bo nodded, then pointed to the person on the steps and asked Monkey King, "What's the matter with him?"
An Ya glanced back, disapproving, "Oh, I picked it up."
Li Zhetian: ...
Chen Bo stroked An's son's head affectionately, "Don't pick things up randomly in the future, especially those who are panting."
Anya grinned, "This thing is very valuable, and everyone outside is grabbing it!"
(Li Zhetian...)
Chen Bo asked suspiciously, "Who can rob him?"
It's not bad if he doesn't rob others!
An Ya laughed so hard that his eyes disappeared, "He, he's been a bit of a backer lately, and he's half dead after being chased by his ass all over the street."
(Aren’t you the one who co-authored the game of drag racing all over the street being chased by people?)
Chen Bo stretched out his paws and pinched An Ya all over, but he was relieved that he didn't find any missing parts.
Now that An Ya is fine, Chen Bo's eyeballs started to wander towards Li Zhetian.
He was indeed a little thinner than in the past few months, and he had been sitting there since he appeared, his buttocks were as heavy as iron.
Could it be that you can't even stand up?
It's too fast for you to be punished by God.
An Ya ran over and knelt down and smiled at Li Zhetian: I'll give you a choice.
Li Zhetian: Get out!
An Ya smiled meanly: Either follow me in, or continue to look at the stars.
Li Zhetian rolled his eyes: Hurry up and get out!
Anya stood up: OK, I'll call the bald brother to come over and watch the stars with you.
Li Zhetian: ...
Chen Bo took off his windbreaker and put it on An Ya's shoulders, "When did you come here, it must have been frozen."
Anya sniffed and nodded, "I'm freezing to death, my feet are numb!"
Chen Bo stretched out his fist and drilled on Son An's head, "You deserve it, let's see if you dare to run away in the future!"
Anya cried out in pain, "I'm not running away, I'm going out... to experience life."
Chen Bo shook his hand, and punched him hard, "I think you want to experience gang fights!"
... two fists and two feet to beat a brain.
Anya hurriedly dragged the half-dead Li Zhetian, "Chen Bo, I brought you a souvenir!"
Chen Bo hummed, "Didn't you say you picked it up?!"
Anya froze, then smiled all over his face, "No, I 'met' and found that this person is not only good and cheap, but also smart and capable, and more importantly, he is worth a lot, so I specially snatched it for you, even if There is no place to put it, so you can keep it and check the door."
Chen Bo touched his chin and looked at Lao Li, "It seems that he is not very good at calling."
An Ya rolled up his sleeves, and started selling enthusiastically, "A dog that doesn't bark is a good dog. It only bites people, and it doesn't let go when it bites!"
Master Chen patted his thigh, "Alright then, let's try it out for three days, if it doesn't work, chop it up and cook it in hot pot."
Since Xiao Anzi brought him back, he definitely couldn't just kick him out, it would hurt his feelings too much.
Anyway, he is a dog in the water, and if he does not fight for nothing, he will not fight.
Li Zhetian: ...
From then on, a third party finally appeared in Chen Bo's small villa.
In view of the fact that Lao Li's physical condition is really not suitable for squatting at the gate and waiting for thieves, Master Chen specially approved: rest for three days before going to work, postpone the probationary period, withhold wages, deduct all bonuses, no subsidies, and delusional hardware.
After An Ya's hard pleading, Chen Bo finally lenients, and the food and lodging will be free.
But there is a condition, you can't try to find a second spring in vain.
Li Zhetian...
Chen Bo finally felt elated. After all, economic strength determines political status.
Because Lao Li's stomach is bad, he can only eat soft and rotten food. Mr. Chen has spoken, he must carry forward the good style of porridge, put an end to dry food, and strictly prohibit meat. Everything is to save money, and resolutely implement the hard work basic state policy. (When will the basic national policy come out?)
In order to cook for Lao Li, An Ya specially asked Chen Bo to bring over a large-capacity rice cooker and dozens of bags of rice. (It seems that Comrade An either feeds Lao Li like a pig or wants him to eat rice until he dies)
Put half a catty of rice in the pot, pour a bucket of water, cover and plug in the power to cook.
When it was time to eat, a pot of white porridge was placed in front of Lao Li.
Anyat asked understandingly, isn't it light?If you think it's bland, I'll help you get soy sauce and mix it, it's very fragrant!
Lao Li strongly protested against his prison life, and even showed his demeanor that he was not a cheap food.
Chen Bo didn't have much patience with him. If you don't eat, I'll take care of you. Go squat outside, and the northwest wind will stop you from being full.
For Lao Li, Chen Bo absolutely hated him. If An Ya hadn't stood in the way, he would have gone to the smelly ditch to deal with maggots.
An Ya was much kinder, and ran over to touch Lao Li's skinny face, "What's the matter, is it because you have a bad appetite, how about this, I'll make it back for you and change it to preserved egg and lean meat porridge, do you like it?"
Before Lao Li agreed, An Ya ran away with the pot in his arms.
An hour later, An Ya came back with the pot in his arms, and it turned out to be steaming hot 'Preserved Egg and Lean Pork Congee'!
A pot of white porridge, with a whole preserved egg and a large piece of undercooked pork belly floating in it...
Li Zhetian...
In order to make the patient recover as soon as possible, Chef An racked his brains and changed ways to make porridge for Lao Li to nourish his stomach, and then invented millet octopus porridge with red dates cake, pumpkin scallop porridge with rock sugar bird’s nest, oatmeal, cabbage, crucian carp and chicken liver porridge, abalone brown sugar donkey meat Sauerkraut porridge and so on are all kinds of porridge products that are more exquisite than ever before and can be called the best.
Under the repeated bombardment of Anya's "fancy porridge", Lao Li's face was sallow and emaciated, and he fell down when the wind blew.
Anya was very angry that a big man is still picky eaters!
Lao Li was so hungry that he had no energy to give birth.
This can't be blamed on Xiaoan, she doesn't pay much attention to cooking, so she does what she has.
For example, An Ya was cooking millet porridge, and it happened that Chen Bo came back with a box of octopus.
An Ya thought, um, octopus is a good thing, it is very important to nourish the body, so he threw one into the porridge.
Then Chen Bo took out the red date cake to make snacks for Xiao An, An Ya thought again, um, the red date cake nourishes blood, so he threw it in. Later, he felt that there might be no fragrance, so he poured half a bottle of sesame oil into it.
Therefore, the Shiquan Dabu porridge faced by Brother Li not only has an invincible impact visually, but also seems to taste even better.
Anya thought, this is not good, the people who are trying their best to grab it can't just starve to death in vain, think about it, the risk of handing over to the bald head is too great, maybe you have to fold it yourself, let's keep it, I am born to be talented Useful, Lao Li can't be an exception.
So, An Ya ran to beg Chen Bo, "Bo~ help me cook a meal~"
Chen Bo glanced at the small black room that closed Li Zhetian, "To him?"
Anya nodded, "Well, you see people are starving to death, who will watch the door for us then?"
Chen Bo looked disdainful, "Pointing at him to guard the door?!"
An Ya licked his face and smiled, and immediately changed tactics, "Old Chen, you starved him to death, who will I run on in the future?"
Chen Bo glanced at Anya, "An Ya, are you taking revenge on him?"
I think you care about chaos!
Anya nodded quickly, "Yeah, he bullied me so badly, how could he die so cheaply?"
Chen Bo took a deep breath, "Okay, I'll do it for him."
Anya was overjoyed, waiting for Chen Bo's delicious meal.
But when it is ready, it is very rich. The black chicken soup stewed with high-end mushrooms such as Hericium bisporus is rich in nutrition, light and delicious.
But... what is that red layer on top?
The answer is: chili oil.
No matter how nervous An Ya was, he also knew that people with stomach bleeding are strictly forbidden to eat spicy food.
Look at Lao Li's bastard!
Chen Bo couldn't be counted on, and Comrade An decided to do it himself, so that he could have enough food and clothing.
Fortunately, when Chen Bo was making chicken soup just now, An Ya squatted behind and learned a thing or two secretly. Except for skipping the part of adding chili oil, the others followed the same pattern. Finally, he made a pot that looked like a pot of water. chicken soup.
An Ya went to Lao Li's room excitedly holding the chicken soup.
Li Zhetian probably smelled the fragrance, so he got up with his weak body and went straight to the chicken soup, plunged into it without even lifting his face.
An Ya was startled by the way Brother Li tore the chicken, looking at the gentle man, he ate chicken like a weasel. (Try starving you for a few days! Keep it safe and become a jackal!)
Brother Li ate chicken, drank soup, burped, rolled up the quilt and fell asleep.
Eat and drink enough, sleep well, beautiful.
However, the sky fails to fulfill one's wishes.
Anya kicked him awake, "Get up!"
Li Zhetian squinted one eye: Your hoof is so cheap!
Anya pointed to the oily pot, "Life lies in labor, get up and wash the pot."
Li Zhetian...
The mixed mushroom chicken soup really has extraordinary energy, Lao Li got out of bed after only two meals.
Anya acted like an eunuch who was in charge of the big house, directing Lao Li to wash the dishes, wash the vegetables, mop the floor, water the flowers and sweep the yard, so busy that he didn't touch the ground.
It is also called by the euphemistic name: Proper exercise is conducive to the recovery of the body.
However, how could Li Zhetian's generation of heroes succumb to the majesty of Director An?
This is all thanks to Chen Bo's ingenuity. Not only did he remove the previously 'cracked' combination lock, but he replaced it with a more advanced smart lock that can only be opened by matching fingerprints and voices. A range of advanced equipment.
If you are disobedient, fine, I will give you a call!
No work, no problem, starve you for three days!
Want to escape, agree, as long as you can!
Even if Li Xiaoxiong had wings, he still couldn't fly out of Chen Bo's golden house.
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