You are the black one!

Brother Li couldn't fly out, but Chen Bo obviously overestimated An Ya's combat effectiveness.

Although Li Zhetian's physical condition is not good, he is so thin that he often faints (drinking porridge and hungry all day long), but it is not without scientific reason that he can stand on the road for ten years.

For example, one day, when Chen Bo went out to discuss business and social events, he couldn't be absent, so he had to leave An Ya, who was strong and strong holding an electric baton, and Lao Li, who was weak and seemed to have no resistance at all.

An Ya shivered, and threatened Li Zhetian, who was approaching every step of the way, with an electric baton, "Come here again, be careful I'll give you an electric shock!"

Li Zhetian circled his hands and grinned, "Then try it."

An Ya couldn't turn his muscles around a little bit, how could a sick dog be stupid?

As soon as the electric baton was applied, the storage immediately went numb, and he couldn't recover for several hours.

Unexpectedly, instead of being afraid, Li Zhetian got closer and closer, pushing An Ya into a corner.

No matter, electrocution does not pay for life!

Facts have proved that An Ya's electric baton is no different from a flashlight in front of Brother Li.

Before An Ya reached out his hand to shock him, Li Zhetian jumped up and kicked in the air beautifully, and the electric baton was already in his hand.

An Ya stared blankly at his empty hands, then at Li Zhetian who was holding an electric baton and sneering, and finally realized that no matter how skinny a wolf is, he is better than a dog!

Li Zhetian held the electric baton in his hands, and forced An Ya to have nowhere to escape with a smile, "Do you want to try?"

Not to mention the electric baton, I can snatch even the gun, and fight with me, I think you need some brain cells!

Anya...

Anya started to tremble, "You...what are you doing!"

Li Zhetian put on a ferocious face, with an obscene glint in his eyes, "Of course I fucked you."

An Ya's face turned green, she was too fierce, she just vomited blood a few days ago, and now she dares to take on such a life-threatening job!

Li Zhetian was actually just trying to frighten the child to play, and he might not be able to do what he wanted to do now.

An Ya's legs were shaking so much that he was almost paralyzed.

After all, Li Zhetian didn't have the ability to unlock the advanced voice-activated lock after all, and he didn't know how the bald head was tossing around in his lair, so he was in a depressed mood, so he could only bully Comrade Xiaoan first, as a way to pass the boring time .

Seeing that An Ya was successfully bluffed by him, Li Daxia triumphantly paid off and went back to take a nap.

Anya was so confused that he scolded someone, but he couldn't get rid of it, he could only scold him.

"Fuck you Li Zhetian! @#￥%..."

Scold as you like, I don't care.

It is estimated that Li Zhetian has never been scolded less before, but he turned a deaf ear to An Ya's invincible scolding skills, and started snoring after a while.

Anya...

It is said that food is the paramount necessity of the people, and Lao Li woke up hungry after sleeping for a while.

Anya was squatting upstairs tinkering with the computer, with a murderous look on his face, he didn't know who he thought he was fighting with, Li Zhetian went around and saw that he almost collapsed, he was actually playing cards! (The legendary stand-alone game)

Li Zhetian kicked An Ya, "Go cook for me."

Anya glanced at Li Zhetian, "Who the hell are you? Get out of here!"

Li Zhetian was also not angry, reached out and pressed the computer's power button, and then the computer was forcibly shut down.

An Ya was having fun, when the screen suddenly went black, he couldn't help being furious, and ran towards the instigator and scratched at him, but...

In front of the electric baton, let's rest.

Ever since, Li Zhetian held the electric baton in high spirits, and directed Xiao Anzi to cook in the kitchen.

As for An Ya, it was miserable. He was already clumsy, and there was a plague god supervisor behind him pointing fingers.

Who would have thought that Li Zhetian not only unified black and white, covered the sky with one hand, but was also proficient in cooking.

Order some noodles to fool me, there is no way!

If you dare to complain, I will charge you.

If you dare to sabotage your work, I will charge you.

If you dare to maliciously sabotage, hehe, I'll give you a shock!

An Ya was forced to go to Liangshan, and finally made exquisite and delicious three dishes and one soup. He was surprised at first, and then looked suspiciously at Li Zhetian, "Li, you used to be in charge of cooking?"

Li Zhetian shook the electric baton, "What did you call me!"

Anya quickly changed his words, "Brother Tian!"

The corners of Li Zhetian's mouth curled up, he touched the child's head, sighed and began to shake his feathers: After all, we use the guise of opening a hotel to make gray income, and we have never eaten pork but have seen pigs running. Use my theory and your practice to make something There is more than enough food for people to eat.

Anya...

After the delicious food, the two of them didn't bother to fight, and sat down to eat.

One is that the appetite soars when it is rare to make something that can be eaten by oneself, and the other is Brother Li Lang, whose eyes have turned green after being hungry for a long time.

After all, they are two young and vigorous men, so it is understandable to fight over food.

So, the two began to fight with chopsticks.

An Ya decided to act first, and stuck a chopstick into the red wine chicken wings in front of Li Zhetian's eyes, and even stuck three of them with a chopstick in a very unkind way.

There are only six left in total, and the two of you chopsticks are all gone!

Can Lao Li watch the chicken wings slip away from under his eyelids?

Of course not!

Li Zhetian swung his tail like a green dragon, and An Ya lost three chicken wings in one go.

Another Kanglong Yougui, yes, it's all gone.

Anya stared angrily: "Fuck you, I'm the one who cooked this meal, so get out of here and play!"

Li Zhetian sneered frequently: Xiao Anzi, your skin is itchy again?Come on, my brother will give you a call.

The electric baton crackled and blasted light blue electric wires.

Anya...

When Chen Bo came back, he found that the kitchen was clean and tidy, the floor of the living room was shiny, and even the toilet was cleaned as clean as new. Unexpectedly, Lao Li still has two brushes in his work, so he couldn't help but praise him as a "supervisor" holding an electric baton Xiao Anzi said, "That's right, I'll do that from now on."

In fact, An Ya did all the work, and if he didn't do it well, he would have to kick Brother Li's ass.

An Ya was in distress, so he had to knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

Brother Li warned you just now, I will return the electric baton to you, and you will have to borrow it from me next time for fun.

Li Zhetian, who was vomiting blood, wanted to clean up the idiots of a group of non-professional thugs, simply to vent his bad emotions in his illness.

That frail and precarious appearance is completely due to his superb acting skills!

An Ya finally realized that he had set a successful example for luring wolves into the house.

From then on, as long as Chen Bo was at home, Li Zhetian looked like a half-dead man, and was 'forced' to undergo labor reform by An Ya, but when Chen Bo left, Li Zhetian immediately turned his face, no matter how tightly Comrade Xiao An held the electric baton, Easy to grab.

Under Lao Li's deliberate cultivation, Comrade An has rapidly grown from a kitchen killer who can only cook porridge and instant noodles into a generation of famous chefs!

The hardships involved are not worth mentioning.

An Ya was miserable. He once secretly reported to Chen Bo, but when he turned around, he could always see Li Zhetian's gloomy face, and if you dare to say anything again, I will kill the murderous eyes of both of you on the spot.

People not only move freely at home, but also like to disappear, especially in the middle of the night.

There was only one big bed in the house, and Xiao An and Lao Chen slept together. The remaining three rooms upstairs were all empty, with adequate floors and no furniture.

There is only one set of continuous sofas in the downstairs hall, but Lao Li doesn’t sleep on the couch. The hut where he sleeps is a servant’s room, with an area of ​​22 square meters and a separate bathroom, but there is nothing but a high-quality wooden floor, including Bed, quilt, etc.

However, Chen Bo's house has installed floor heating, so it won't be too cold throughout the winter, so Lao Li can only make do with the floor. (Lie down on the floor and go straight to sleep.)

In order to prevent someone from being energetic in the middle of the night to launch a sneak attack, Chen Bo drove Li Zhetian into the hut every night, and went upstairs to sleep after locking it.

However, Chen Bo was born as a good boy after all, and he forgot that Li Zhetian also came from the bottom of the society. Although picking locks is not a professional, he is also very professional as an amateur.

After Li Zhetian slept on the floor for a few days, he resolutely went back to his old job, picked the lock and came out to sleep on the sofa.

It is estimated that the floor is too hard, and my back hurts slightly.

It wasn't until Tian Anya couldn't sleep and got up to let the wind go, and happened to meet Brother Li who was exercising in the yard downstairs, who should have been locked up in a small black room and slept on the floor, only then did he realize that he didn't come here to be a 'guest' at all, it was like his own home .

Anya was completely speechless.

As Li Zhetian's body became stronger and stronger, and his complexion became more and more rosy and healthy, Chen Bo realized that An Ya couldn't control the wolf with enough energy and strength. He wanted to drive the wolf out several times, but was blocked by An Ya. down.

It's not that An Ya's brain twitch insisted on stopping me, but that brother Li was gesturing to An Ya behind his back, daring to drive me out, and come over tomorrow to kill me!

Can't drive away, can't afford to offend, has no guts to kill, and has no hope of silence, it's really a headache.

However, he was not the only one suffering from headaches. Chen Bo had always shared his blessings and difficulties with him, so of course he didn't run away from the headaches.

The main reason is that An Ya didn't sleep well.

Originally, Chen Bo had dreamed of sleeping with Xiao Anzi in his arms, but because Comrade Xiao An often moved around in the middle of the night, just twisting, twisting, and rubbing, this made the old Chen, who is in his prime, suffer a lot.

If you want to move, you dare not move; if you want to endure, you can't help it.

An Ya had warned in advance, touch the top casually, and don't move the bottom.

This is An Ya's biggest concession. Chen Bo doesn't want to have to live with his tenacity after ten years of perseverance.

However, human desires are endless, and human minds are confused.

If Li Zhetian encountered this kind of thing, he would directly overwhelm him without saying a word, and enter, it's as simple as that.

But Chen Bo was usually indecisive, so he was very unlucky to meet a fool like An Ya. After staying with the silly bird for a long time, his infected IQ also dropped.

Finally, Chen Bo couldn't hold back anymore, hesitated for a long time, thought about it, and finally threw a few tablets of Valium into the milk.

The legendary uncooked rice cooked cooked rice.

The legendary kill the chicken to take the egg.

That earnestness was comparable to poisoning, and he didn't notice that Li Zhetian stared at him silently with his golden eyes in the dark.

Anya unpreparedly drank the milk mixed with sweat medicine, then fell asleep.

He didn't even know that he was the leading actor in the upcoming drama tonight.

When An Ya fell asleep, despite being punched and kicked, Chen Bo began to strip his clothes with shaking hands.

Anya, I want you to be mine tonight.