Get out, divorce!

Get out, divorce!

Author: Su Su Baibai

【One】

When the emperor list was released, my father was still drinking tea with the emperor in the palace.

My father is a generation of traitors with power in the government and the public, famous for a while, and good at both inside and outside.

In the history of traitors, he is a peerless talent that no one can match.

He has Cao Cao's strategy, Sima Yi's city mansion, and Zhao Chuansun's insidiousness.

Zhao Chuansun, you don't know who it is?

It's... my dad himself.

At this time, Zhao Chuansun and the little emperor were leisurely tasting this year's new tribute of Yuqian Longjing, while gunpowdering in black and white.

This pair of foxes, the old and the young, usually fight each other in the court hall, but they still don't think it's enough.

I used to dare, just shake my little pig's guts, and guess——

The reason why the treacherous prime minister has not taken action against the little emperor is probably because the little fox is more like his son than me.

Their "father and son" share the same goals and cherish each other, and when they die, everyone will be... lonely.

Let me ask, among those who are willing to enter this Vanity Fair, which one can endure loneliness?

The little emperor idly knocked on the chessboard, making moves slowly, with a faint smile on his lips that seemed to disappear, fading and fading.

This is the so-called "fox smile", if it is normal, my father must also laugh like this.

However, this time it was an exception, because the little fox said something indifferent after laughing.

"Zhao Aiqing, your son has been named on the gold list this time, you must already know it?"

The tone of this sentence is like the autumn wind that sweeps the fallen leaves, and the frost that crushes the red plums.

As the saying goes, when you hit a snake, you hit seven inches, and when you kill a turtle, you chop up its head.

The imperial list was hung on the wall of the south gate, and the white sun was shining, and the noisy crowd crowded to see it.

The name of Bailaixing on the imperial list... the word "Zhao Xiang" just hangs at the end of the list.

The so-called, lonely and lonely.

It's like a sum of money in the official notice of arresting Jiangyang robbers.

I hang up, it doesn't mean my father hangs up, this is my idea.

If I hang up, it means my father hangs up. This is what my father thinks.

If I hang up, it means my father hangs up. This is also what the little emperor thinks.

"Bao'er," my grandmother rubbed the top of my hair, smiling broadly, "My Bao'er has also graduated from high school and is promising. Your mother will depend on you in the future. Let's see what your father has to say!"

My mother also laughed beside her, very auspiciously, quite like a mistress.

"Second Master, why are you so dazed? The old lady, the lady is praising you..." Leizhu, the eldest maid in my mother's room, quietly poked me with her elbow from behind.

I'm not in a daze, but really dazed.

But, even if it's a hanging tail... how did I hit it?

There is a question on the volume, which is about the "eunuch's disorderly government".

Because the spring was just right at that time, the warblers were singing among the willows, and the soft catkins were all over the sky... I was suffocated in that room, staring eagerly at the narrow blue sky above my head.

At that time, I happened to encounter the frequent occurrence of "literary exhaustion".

In addition, people like eunuchs rarely dabble in books when they usually read books.

So I presumed that although the eunuch lost only a small part of a person's body, and this small part is not usable for life, it is indeed the only small part of the body that can be stretched freely by the parents. .

A man who loses the ability to stretch freely is bound to be the same as tens of thousands of students who are aggrieved in the number room. Once there are other channels to unblock, is there any reason not to be abnormal?

Therefore, which of the people in the court who had studied poetry and books hard now has earth-shaking means?

But I would never dare to allude to the gentlemen and elders in the court.

Ever since, Dan made two doggerel lines called——

"Rizhao's censer emits purple smoke, but it is sent into the body of the body. In an instant, little Liu Fei has become a little eunuch."

Is this also a hit?Can this also be hung on the tail?

Could it be... I shook the pig's guts again... my dad used tricks?

Unlikely, since my father has resorted to tricks, I am at least the champion? !

"Liu Fuquan," the man who made the move raised his hand, "Go and tell Elder Liu Ge that you've done a good job."

"Yes," the little Liuzi back then, now the chief executive, received the imperial decree and hurried away.

"Wait," the little fox suddenly called out to the fat eunuch.

"emperor?"

"Zhao...Little Pig, what's your reaction?"

The little fox smiled warmly.

At that time, the little fox calculated like this:

If he couldn't pinch Old Fox Zhao, he pinched his precious son Zhao Xiaozhu.

Humph...Zhao Xiaozhu.

12 years ago, your marriage was what I was referring to.

Twelve years later, I also gave you your fame.

You jump, jump one and let me see.

The little emperor gathered Wuzhi Mountain, picked up the Yuqian Dragon Well leisurely, took a sip, and the fragrance wafted before his eyes.

In fact, one should not be too rigid.

No one thought that many years later, he would grab my collar and shake me angrily.

He also blamed me for being bad.

Ugh……

【two】

After I——Zhao Xiang "high school", the next day at noon, Liu Fuquan, who was just a moment away from Liu Fei, led his group of eunuchs with eccentricities to visit my father's prime minister's mansion, and pass on the sage's words coming.

At that time, my father was still approving memorials at the military plane.

Obviously, this group of hermaphrodites were ordered by the master behind them to kick my house while my father was not at home.

"Zhao Xiang came out to receive the decree, and the emperor ordered it!"

Liu Fei raised his head, and a group of eunuchs called me in the main hall of my house.

"That little..." my grandmother said the words after the word "small" extremely softly, "My Zhao family has devoted themselves to it for generations, and Bao'er is the one who is most close to my old body, and I still have to torture..."

"Grandmother," I tugged on the old lady's sleeve, not daring to let go.

The emperor's dictation was like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and suddenly it hit me who was having fun at my knees. It can be seen that God is also blind sometimes, and he treats me like this, who is an example of a filial son and a virtuous grandson.

"Woof! Wang! Wang!" The little pug, whose tail was plucked just now, yelled at me gleefully, and the arrogance of a dog shone in the eyes of little mung bean.

"My dear grandson, don't be afraid." Grandma touched my head and comforted me, "I just received an order. With your father here, the emperor doesn't dare to do anything to you. At most, he will reward you. Go, go."

"grandmother……"

This "grandmother"...I called it from the bottom of my heart. Seeing that the little fox power is going strong, the nightmare of more than ten years ago may come back again.

At that time, my godly and heroic adulterous father, I don't know which nerve was broken by the gang of sycophants on his left and right, and he actually became superstitious that a tiger father has no dogs.

Based on the political tenet of "fighting with others, it is endless fun", my father decided to cultivate my "chaotic fighting" quality from an early age, and as the saying goes, the more you play with the stinky chess basket, the more stinky you become; so, my father gave me I found the most fragrant chess basket.

There are many chess and chess baskets in court, but there is only one of my age.

That one was—the little fox who had just put on the yellow robe at that time.

So, my father insisted on arranging a hard-to-follow accompanying student quota in the imperial study room, and asked me, who was only six years old, to be an attendant for the little fox, who was only ten years old at that time.

Once the sea was too difficult for water!

Is it "reading" that I am serving? ?

Is that called "reading"! ?

You hate my father, do you deserve to torment me? !

Don't you just look at me... a soft persimmon!

"Second Lord Zhao," Liu Fuquan smiled with a fat face, his eyes narrowed, "Congratulations, the emperor still misses you in the palace."

"Eunuch Liu," I hid my sadness in my heart and offered my smile to the eunuchs, "Why does the emperor think of me again?"

"This child," Grandpa Liu patted me, and said angrily, "What are you talking about? The emperor is thinking about it. It's a blessing that many people can't even hope for. Why does the second master dare to look unhappy? ?”

What he meant was, are you looking for a hacker? !

"No..." I aggrievedly denied.

"Hehe, our family is joking with the second master," Grandpa Liu patted my shoulder tightly.

You eunuch... what kind of beheading joke are you making...

"Eunuch Liu, what did the emperor say?" I reminded him, so as not to digress and make me continue to worry.

"Oh," Grandpa Liu patted himself on the head, "almost forgot the business... Zhao Xiang received the order... the emperor's oral order..."

Alas... I let out a long sigh in my heart, lifted my robe, and knelt down resignedly.

"Second Lord, you don't need to kneel," Grandpa Liu rushed forward to support me.

"Ah?" I looked at him suspiciously, didn't kneel down, looking for a chop?

"The emperor said, the second master stood to receive the order," Grand Duke Liu smiled at me enthusiastically, "The emperor said: Zhao...Little pig, you have won the Jinshi, I have to congratulate you..."

Damn, congratulations to your queen mother!

"Let me ask you, all these years I have devoted myself to reading the books of sages, but have you forgotten my playmates when I was here?"

"Don't dare," I lowered my head. People say that childhood trauma is the most profound, so I haven't forgotten it.

"Okay, since that's the case," Eunuch Liu smiled more attentively, "I'll come to the palace tomorrow, and I'll treat you to mung bean cakes and a drink of tea...Second master, that's all the emperor's words, second master, the emperor favors you It's tight!"

"Where, where..." Under the white sun, my legs were shaking.

"Second Master," Eunuch Liu pulled me aside, slightly avoiding the group of young people behind him, and pretended to be one of us, "Second Master, why did you rush out of the palace back then? After staying for two or three years, it is not easy to get a sword in front of the imperial court now, why is it so troublesome to take the exam? It's not Tianlong who sent down Furui."

"Uh..." I froze on the spot.

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