Get out, divorce!

More than half of the souls and seven souls are gone, I said, how can a doggerel be on the list, so it is so, so it is...

With a strong smile, I looked at Grandpa Liu in front of me who was still kept in the dark by the little fox... You ask me why I was in a hurry to leave the palace?

Think about it, a six-year-old child has nightmares night after night, and calls a person's name when he has nightmares.

Can my old lady not force my father to take me back from that little devil? !

"Actually," Grandpa Liu lowered his voice again, "Your majesty is also pitiful. This old slave sees that the emperor grew up from a young age. The palace and the outside are dangerous. The majesty doesn't even have anyone to talk to, so he just met with his two sons." Grandpa, you are together, it's more lively..."

Grandpa Liu raised his eyes, and his nasal voice was choked with sobs.

I quickly took out my handkerchief and wiped away the old man's tears.

I thought, it's like this all over the world.

For example, if a man-eating python raises a small man-eating python, it is natural that the little man-eating python is pitiful.

If it raises a Zhao Xiaozhu, it won't do it, it will only hate the pig for not becoming a python!

Just like my dad.

"Second Master," Grandpa Liu patted my hand, "Our house is going back first, Second Master remembers to come to the palace at noon tomorrow, the emperor will not say anything, our family has prepared delicious food for Second Master, remember to come, Remember to come..."

"Yeah, yeah," I nodded sincerely.

Dare I not remember? !

If I forgot, the little fox would have smiled softly and said, "Since your brain can't remember things anymore, or chop it off, so as not to cause trouble."

"grandmother……"

After sending Liu Feidao away, I cried all the way to the main room where my grandmother lived.

"Grandson is in disaster! Grandson is going to be in trouble again! Grandma, help me...Grandma!"

I ran from the main hall to the main room, and the servants, servants, and maids frequently reached out to hold me on the way.

"Second Master, why are you crying again?"

"Second master also take us to play?"

"Where is the second master playing Night Run?"

……

"What's the name of the ghost?" A deep voice descended from the sky.

I couldn't stop, and bumped my head on my dad.

"father……"

【three】

"Go, stand on the side," my father raised his big hand, and the gentlemen around him didn't dare to persuade him. Fortunately, even if he just stood in a corner, he wouldn't be so bruised that he couldn't explain to the old lady.

There was a high table in the corner of the meeting room, and on the high table was an extremely beautifully distorted bonsai.

The skill of making bonsai can be seen by bending the green pine into a twist and knotting it in random ways.

If I hadn't been fined to stand today, I would have never noticed that there is such a thing in the meeting room at home.

I think at this moment, the scene of me and this bonsai twisting against the green pine, and the two of them are facing each other. Considering the outstanding people of my Zhao family for generations, I am afraid that it has never happened in the past 100 years, and it will not happen in the next 100 years.

As Mr. Chen Ziang, a senior in the literary world, said with emotion:

There is no one before!

After that, no one will come!

Thinking of the long distance between the world and the earth, I feel sad but weep...

Among the hundreds of people in the Zhao family, I, Zhao Xiaozhu, have only experienced this kind of artistic conception, this bonsai, and a wave of emotion rises in my chest.

In front of the eye door is the gorgeous bonsai;

In my ears, I can only hear the gang of clean-up businessmen praising me vigorously in front of my father, praising my "high" this time.

"Lord Zhao, Brother Shi's talent is really unfathomable," an old man named Ma Pijing took the lead, "I just read Brother Shi's exam papers, it's really inspiring and thought-provoking!"

"That's right, that's right." Hu Lanshuo, another veteran Qinger, also clapped his hands and praised, "'Little Liu Fei Dao in an instant', this sentence alone is unprecedented and unprecedented."

I smirked, isn't there no one to come after...

"Brother Xiaoshi's literary talents are really romantic." Another older Qingke also joined the ranks of clamoring, "In the future, the young phoenix will be as good as the old phoenix, and it will be just around the corner."

I laughed to myself, it's fine if you say I'm a little bird, but you actually say my father is an old bird.

"Gentlemen, step back and rest," Lao Feng said, his eyes swept away.

Those old birds all bowed obediently, said goodbye, and retreated in twos and threes, talking and laughing.

Little bird, I stood on tiptoe, trying to blend in with the crowd and retreated.

"Stop," my father glanced over.

I am like the Zhu Bajie who is held by Sun Xingzhe, with one foot hanging in the air.

Lao Feng raised his eyes to look at me, his view is similar to that of the little fox, no, it should be said that the way the little fox sees people is exactly the same as my father.

Their kind of people look at people like this: they seem to be looking at you at the same level, but in fact, their eyes look down an inch in a very small second.

Although it is only an inch, even if you are a tall man of nine feet, you will instantly find that you are more than half shorter. Standing there is just two words - wretched.

A move that even a nine-foot man can't resist, of course I can resist it or not.

"Idiot," my father called me, with an extremely gentle and calm tone, "you just touched the branches and laughed after hearing those idiots praise you?"

I was surprised, I touched that dwarf pine just now and laughed?

Still caught by my father?

Why are his eyes so wide?

Why am I still alive...

"father……"

"You're promising, huh?" Zhao Chuansun raised his final voice and looked at me condescendingly.

"I do not……"

"Go to Coenke with me on your back," Zhao Chuansun sneered.

"It's not me." If I don't defend myself at this time, I don't need to defend myself anymore. Zhao Xiaozhu is about to turn into minced pork. "It's my ancestors who insisted that I take the exam!"

"The old ancestor is at home every day, and he knows about Enke, huh?" Zhao Chuansun raised his voice again and raised his eyebrows.

Zhao Xiaozhu's back was wet with cold sweat, and he struggled dully, "Maybe it's an old nanny who... talks a lot...?"

"Humph, hum," Zhao Chuansun snorted coldly, turned around and sat down on the sour wood armchair with silver squirrel fur.

He raised a pair of red phoenix eyes, raised his sharp chin, and glanced at me back and forth.

Naturally, I didn't dare to sweep back at him, I lowered my head, wishing I could shrink myself into the pot of twist.

"Stupid, idiot," after watching me for a long time, Zhao Chuansun spit out two words on his lotus-spreading tongue, "Come here."

Grandmother... I move half a step...

"Hurry up," those red phoenix eyes narrowed, "Your butt itches?"

Fart, fart, ass? !

I ran up to him with a stab, not because I was afraid of being beaten, but since I am sixteen years old, I can't kill anyone without nodding my head. If I get spanked, I will lose face in this mansion.

"You're just stupid." Zhao Chuansun patted my head very gently, like a feather...Could it be that the old fox is interested in fatherly kindness and filial piety again?

I opened my eyes wide and thought... old lady, are you pushing Pai Gow? !

"You've grown up now, don't you?" Zhao Chuansun's eyes changed, and he didn't have time to see the shimmering and overwhelming changes. Want to pay you respects too?"

"Father..." I really wanted to cry, but Zhao Chuansun's clean hands were patted on my cheeks, and I was afraid that if I started crying, he would beat me up with family law, "I'm not an official...and I don't want to enter the palace. ..."

Because...there is you in the family, but there are your direct disciples in the palace!

"It's up to you to think about it or not," Zhao Laoniao suddenly grabbed my cheeks with two paws, and pulled hard, "Now I know I'm afraid, and I dared to go to Koenke before, the pig's brain can still It’s used to make soup, didn’t your brains come out of the soup?”

I let him pull my cheeks and ravage me, secretly saddened, who is to blame for my brain? !It's not your fault, when you hit me when you were young, you would always copy the books you read casually and slap me on the head, no matter how thick or thin!People grew up reading the Four Books and Five Classics, but I grew up being slapped on the back of my head by the Four Books and Five Classics!

"Listen to me, dare to take a wrong step and show me!?" Zhao Chuansun pulled my cheek so hard that I was numb, "Ming'er entered the palace tomorrow, remember two things for me."

"Woo...huh?"

"If that little thief, Long Jingtian, chooses you to be an official, you will drag me along; if he urges you to get married, he will also be perfunctory; if you dare to promise half a word..."

The traitor did not continue, but let go of my face with a smile, leaned back, and looked at me meaningfully...

I immediately thought of such a picture-Zhao Xiaozhu was skewered on bamboo sticks and roasted on the fire until it squeaked and smelled delicious. The old fox and the little fox shook hands and made peace, and they were waiting to share the pork.

"Got it?" Zhao Chuansun stood up shyly, took a small sip of tea.

"Know!"

Zhao Xiaozhu knows—"know" does not mean "can do".

[Four]

People say, "After three days of farewell, you should look at him with admiration." I have been separated from the little emperor for more than ten years, and I am afraid that if I dig out both eyes, I will not be able to see him clearly as the emperor.

People also say that being close to the hometown is timid...I admit, I am timid.

However, even with my constant rubbing, the door of the South Study Room is actually just in front of me, and there are still two or three steps left, and I don't want to go through it even if I die.

"Second Lord," Eunuch Liu pushes me from behind with all his strength, "When you see the emperor, you always run in three steps, five steps in one stride, why come to Second Master, it's like a nail has been planted under your feet of?!"

"Eunuch Liu, you can't blame me for this. I haven't seen the emperor for a long time." I turned my head sadly, my face was ashamed, and I was shocked by Liu Feidao who had been in the Zongheng Palace for decades. , I mean just in case, in case the emperor suddenly becomes unhappy..."

Beheading is a small thing, if the emperor is vicious, and you kill me, I will work under your command from now on...

Of course Liu Feidao didn't know about my messy thoughts, so he patted me and comforted me loudly, "Second Lord