Zhao Xiaomao, leader of the Demon Cult
Chapter 17 The Undressing Game
Hua Die held a red ribbon in her hand, and looked at Zhao Kitten with a smile: "Little Cat, how about we play a game?"
Zhao Xiaomao said: "You said you knew about the extermination of the Luo family? What happened? Who did it?"
Hua Die rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "My good brother, if you ask me something, you must give me something, otherwise I won't say it!"
Zhao Xiaomao frowned and asked, "What benefits do you want?"
Hua Die took advantage of the opportunity to sit by the bed, and said with a smile: "Why don't you! If you want to ask anything, just ask, if I answer, you will take off a piece of clothing!"
Zhao Kitten thought to himself: What does this mean?Feelings want to pick flowers?Originally, I wanted to know the answer. Torturing and extorting a confession is fine, but our muscles are sore now, and we are not suitable for using knives and guns. It is easier to take off our clothes. Anyway, this guy's martial arts are low, so I won't suffer!
He weighed it up, nodded, and said, "Success! Then... what if you can't answer it?"
Huadie was trembling all over, and his face was almost smiling like a sunflower. He wrapped the red ribbon around his fingers twice, licked his lips and said, "If I can't answer, brother will take off a piece of clothes... ..."
Zhao Kitten exclaimed in his heart: I wipe it!This proposal is too insignificant, but... Anyway, I won't suffer!
So Kitten Zhao lay on the bed, stretched out his hand, and slapped Huadie's palm: "Deal! Here comes the first question. How did you know that the Luo family was wiped out?"
He asked this question mainly to confirm the authenticity of Huadie's words below, so he had to ask.
Flower Butterfly was triumphant, and began to describe herself: "Hey, I heard that the young master of the Luo family..."
Zhao Xiaomao couldn't close his mouth in surprise: "You dare to provoke Luo Ming! He is very good at martial arts!"
Hua Die is a little embarrassed: "I heard that the young master of the Luo family is not at home. He has a sister who is only fifteen years old this year. She looks like a flower and jade, and she is as beautiful as a fairy. She is weak and easy to push down. I have been yearning for a long time. It was because I was afraid of Luo Ming and didn't dare to provoke him. Didn't it just happen that he wasn't here? So I went to exchange flower-picking experiences with this girl from the Luo family, so I arrived at the Luo family three days ago by coincidence."
Zhao Xiaomao nodded in satisfaction. The above plot and content are very in line with the three views of Huadie, a professional flower picker, and are more credible, so he asked again: "What was the situation of being exterminated that day?"
Huadie was a little dissatisfied, and pointed to Zhao Kitten's clothes, signaling him to be honest.
Zhao Kitten took off his coat generously, leaving only an inner shirt inside.
Huadie's eyes lit up, she scratched her head with joy, and continued to narrate: "Speaking of which, that day I surveyed the terrain and counted the guards on patrol, I quietly flowed into Luo's house and went straight to the Luo family's little sister's embroidery room. Who knew that this girl from the Luo family was not in the embroidery room, so I thought to myself: I'll wait until she comes! So I lay on her bed, silently and patiently waiting!"
Zhao Kitten interrupted and asked, "Why don't you look around?"
Huadie looked at Zhao Kitten very vigilantly, and stretched out a finger: "This is another question! Take off your clothes first!"
Zhao Kitten shook his head: "Forget it, pretend I didn't ask!"
Hua Die continued: "In the middle of the night, a strange fragrance suddenly came. I am an experienced person. When I smelled this fragrance, I knew it was a fragrance, so I quickly urinated on the lady's veil. , Cover your nose!"
Zhao Xiaomao was very speechless, and wanted to ask what kind of aroma it was, why he didn't use tea to wet the handkerchief, but used urine, but to figure out the details, he had to take off another piece of clothing, and he didn't have so many clothes. I took off, so I gave up, but I didn't want Huadie to explain it triumphantly: "If you want to talk about this kind of fragrance, most people can't smell it. Because I was taught by my master Gan Chai for three days, I knew it was Moyun God Sect." The sacred object called the Ten Poison God Incense is specially used for nourishment by the masters of the divine religion. After being poisoned by this kind of poison, the whole body is paralyzed and unable to move, but the consciousness is still very clear, and it can only be deciphered with urine! Fortunately, I am well-informed, so I was able to escape the catastrophe smoothly!"
After hearing what Hua Die said, Zhao Xiaomao carefully thought back, it seemed that Han Yifei and those who practiced Moyun Dafa didn't have any colorless and tasteless poison!I've heard of Ten Poison God Incense, but it doesn't smell like a scent at all, but the smell of farting...
It is because the smell is too obvious and common, so it will not arouse the vigilance of others. Qin Yan once warned Zhao Xiaomao on the first day he started, saying that as soon as he smells fart, he should quickly swallow a red devil If someone poisoned the pill, detoxify it immediately; if someone farted, it doesn't matter, the Hongmowan pill tastes sweet and sweet, just like eating jelly beans!
When Zhao Xiaomao thought of the big brother, he suddenly felt very melancholy. He thought: I don’t know how the big brother is doing now, what he is doing, he seems to be out of competition this year, will he explode?
Huadie saw the melancholy expression on Zhao Kitten's face, and thought that Zhao Maomao was looking at himself in pity!So he comforted Zhao Xiaomao and said: "Good brother, don't be sad, after you spend a few days with brother and me, you will be as knowledgeable as brother and me!"
After Hua Die finished speaking, he continued: "After a while, I reckoned that the smell had dissipated, so I loosened the veil, thinking that the Ten Poison God Incense is a sacred object of the Moyun Sect, could it be the master? The old man is here? Do you want to pick the little girl of the Luo family? If the old master comes, I don’t dare to rob him! So I quietly got up and was about to slip out. As soon as I opened a crack in the door, I saw the servants outside. There were still some fighting sounds in the distance. I wondered if the master was fighting with them? I thought I would go up to help, so I slipped out quietly, because many people were fascinated, and my way could be regarded as unimpeded , the sound of fighting came from the northwest corner, so I secretly flowed to the northwest corner, thinking that if the master and the old man showed his power and challenged all the masters with his own strength, I would not go out to block the eyes. If the old man is alone and weak, and I go out to help, maybe the old man is happy and can show me the spider that uncle caught!"
Zhao Xiaomao thought to himself: Gan Chai is only 19 years old this year, you look older than him, and you are an old man!In addition, Han Yifei's poisonous spider has been destroyed by me, you won't be able to see it in this lifetime!
Huadie's commentary is very professional. He said while imitating the movements at that time. At the moment, he is standing on tiptoe, standing by the table, pretending to probe his head.
Zhao Kitten was also moved by the butterfly, and couldn't help asking: "What happened next?"
Huadie's eyes lit up, and she looked at Zhao Kitten: "Ah, another question! Take off your clothes! If you don't take off, I won't talk about it!"
Zhao Kitten readily took off his underwear, leaving a pair of pants.
Huadie looked at Zhao Kitten with satisfaction, and continued: "It's better not to see it, but I was shocked when I saw it! I saw a courtyard in the northwest corner, and the courtyard was divided into two factions. One group was composed of three or four big men. I know several of them, they are masters of the Luo family. The other faction is really incredible, there are as many as 400 people, they are all in black clothes, their faces are also covered, only two eyes are exposed, and they move in unison. All of them are holding crossbows that are only used for war, and there are arrows on the crossbows, and the arrows are all blue, and you can tell that the arrows are poisoned!"
Zhao Xiaomao couldn't help but patted the bed and exclaimed: "Shameless! How shameless! This crossbow can't be shot in bursts, right? The legendary Zhuge Liannu can fire 24 poisonous arrows at a time?"
Hua Die took another look at Zhao Kitten. Zhao Kitty thought about it and took off one of his shoes.Huadie shouted repeatedly: "Kitten Zhao! Shameless! Shameless!!"
Zhao Kitten urged: "Hurry up and talk!"
Huadie immediately entered the state of storytelling, imitating those men in black holding the crossbow, and said: "That's right! This is exactly the legendary Zhuge Liannu. Most people use it alone, but like this, three 400 Humans are equipped with the same crossbow, this is the first time I have seen it in all these years of travelling!"
Zhao Xiaomao sighed and said, "It seems that those three or four big guys are dead!"
Butterfly was surprised: "Huh? How do you know?"
Zhao Xiaomao smiled and pointed at Huadie: "You asked a question, it's time for you to take off!"
Hua Die was just talking about the excitement, and felt hot all over. She took off her coat, threw it on the table, and asked, "How do you know they are dead? Those three or four big men are all very high in martial arts, and they are definitely not taking it easy." What about the elders!"
Zhao Xiaomao said: "Three or 400 people fired their crossbows together. This battle is only used in war! And you also said that they are well-trained, and their advances and retreats are uniform, like an army. No matter how strong a person's martial arts Gao, it's impossible to retreat from the thousands of troops and arrows all over the sky! What's more, they poisoned those with low skills first, leaving these three or four big men without backup. Two fists can't beat four Hand! Do you think that as long as they fired their crossbows, the entire northwest corner would not be the same as a battlefield? Bullets were flying all over the sky, and those three or four big men were attacked by surprise, and they didn't wear armor on their bodies. The weapon can shoot down most of the arrows, and it is difficult to guarantee that there will be omissions. The opponent is holding a Zhuge Liannu. As long as you move your index finger, you can shoot bursts! Moreover, the tip of the arrow is very poisonous, even if it is scratched A little bit of skin is enough to kill a person!"
Huadie was silent for a while, then suddenly stretched out her thumb, and said to Zhao Xiaomao: "Good brother! You really have knowledge! That's what happened! Those people basically didn't say anything, they just fired at each other. Just by moving the index finger, these three or four big men have to use all their strengths to deal with it. It takes only one cup of tea, and the four big guys pour three, and the last one, which is the second cup of tea. , just hang up! What’s even more frightening is that those people really just scratched their skins, some quickly took out the antidote from their pockets, and some fell down before they had time to take it out!”
Zhao Xiaomao said: "Sure, since the other party has been preparing for a long time, of course they used a strange poison that the Luo family can't cure, and the antidote is useless even if you eat a basket!"
Hua Die hugged her knees with her hands and squatted on the chair. After a while, she began to talk again: "At that time, I thought to myself, it turned out that this was not picking flowers, but the power of the divine sect to destroy the Luo family in one fell swoop. I realized this, and I was about to run away. After all, things like destroying people are easy for the gods, but I’m afraid they don’t want people to know, otherwise, they won’t show up with masks at all! I’m about to I ran away, but I didn't expect that at this time, a person came rushing from nowhere, that person was wearing a yellow robe, and he couldn't see his face clearly in the dark, but he came very fast, my qinggong is so good, I can only sigh , that person's legs didn't move, his body moved back and forth so fast, it was as if he was flying on the ground!"
Zhao Kitten looked at Hua Die quietly, Hua Die had already started to act as the yellow-robed flying guest, but he couldn't learn it no matter what, so he had to run a few steps casually to show that he was flying, and while signaling, he said: "At that time, that person came to the outside of the courtyard wall. Before I could see clearly, I felt a blur in front of my eyes. That person stood firmly in the middle of the courtyard. The man in yellow robe didn't even look at the person who fell on the ground. After taking a look, he just clasped his fists and said to the people around him: "Which way are you friends on? Report your name so that Luo can clearly understand!'!"
Zhao Kitten couldn't help but yelled, and said, "Ah! That man in the yellow robe must be Luo Ming's father, the legendary leader of the martial arts alliance!"
Hua Die said: "That's right, that person is Luo Xiangtian, the leader of the martial arts alliance! Luo Xiangtian said this, and wanted to ask for his name, but those men in black didn't care at all, and fired their bows and crossbows again!"
As Huadie said, he began to demonstrate how those men in black were firing their bows and crossbows. His left hand was pretending to be a crossbow, his right hand was pretending to be a flying arrow, his five fingers were dangling in the air, and he was dubbing from time to time. : "Whoosh, whoosh!"
Zhao Xiaomao sighed: "Hey, it seems that Luo Xiangtian is also a dead end!"
Huadie looked at Zhao Kitty mysteriously: "Do you want to know what happened next?"
Zhao Xiaomao didn't feel cheated, and hurriedly asked: "What happened next?"
Hua Die chuckled: "Take off your clothes!!"
Zhao Kitten cursed "Damn!" and took off another shoe.
Hua Die then said: "Luo Xiangtian is known as the leader of martial arts, and the No. 1 martial arts in the Central Plains. That's not bragging! I reckoned that if I was there at that time, ten Hua Die would have turned into dead caterpillars! But Luo Xiang The sky is different, he just swayed his sleeves slightly, and he didn't move much. He actually received all the arrows fired by Zhuge Liannu into his sleeves. His sleeves shook slightly, and all the arrows They all flew out again, only the sound of oops could be heard everywhere, and more than half of those men in black died in an instant! Luo Xiangtian seemed to be fine, just clapped his hands lightly, and continued: "I want to come." My Luo family is wild, I need to practice for a few more years!'!"
Zhao Xiaomao heard that Luo Xiangtian's martial arts are so powerful, and couldn't help yearning: "Wow! The leader of the martial arts is so powerful! Then with him here, what can those men in black do? How could they be wiped out?"
Huadie glanced at Zhao Xiaomao enchantingly: "Take off your clothes, Maomao! It's two questions!"
Without further ado, Zhao Xiaomao took off the two socks and urged: "Hurry up! Don't be picky every time you talk! It makes people tickle!"
Huadie looked at Zhao Kitten's bare hands and feet, his upper body was naked, and only a pair of trousers were left, and he secretly rejoiced: I will continue to work hard, create a few more suspense, and I will be done! ! !
Then he began to say vividly again: "Just after Luo Xiangtian said this, a person suddenly appeared among the men in black, that person stepped forward, stood in front of Luo Xiangtian, stretched out his hand, slowly He tore off the black cloth covering his face! He just said a word, "Leader Luo, I'm here!", and then Luo Xiangtian's expression suddenly became very strange. He laughed repeatedly, and then said Three words 'Good! Good! Good!', and then suddenly pulled out a long sword from his waist..."
Huadie said here, but stopped talking, looking at Zhao Kitten's pants.
Zhao Kitten glared at Hua Die fiercely, and took off his pants. Hua Die opened his mouth and was unable to react for a long time. It was not until Zhao Kitten coughed that Hua Die exclaimed again: "You man Rubbish! Rubbish! You are actually wearing underwear!! It’s boxer!!! I’m such an idiot! Trash!!”
Zhao Kitten looked at the butterfly, and shook his head inwardly: "Ah, butterfly!"At this moment, Big Brother is with you!
Zhao Kitten urged: "Hurry up!"
Huadie was dejected: "As a result, Luo Xiangtian pulled out a sword from his waist, swiped the blade, and suddenly - wiped his neck and committed suicide!"
Zhao Xiaomao said: "You said you knew about the extermination of the Luo family? What happened? Who did it?"
Hua Die rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "My good brother, if you ask me something, you must give me something, otherwise I won't say it!"
Zhao Xiaomao frowned and asked, "What benefits do you want?"
Hua Die took advantage of the opportunity to sit by the bed, and said with a smile: "Why don't you! If you want to ask anything, just ask, if I answer, you will take off a piece of clothing!"
Zhao Kitten thought to himself: What does this mean?Feelings want to pick flowers?Originally, I wanted to know the answer. Torturing and extorting a confession is fine, but our muscles are sore now, and we are not suitable for using knives and guns. It is easier to take off our clothes. Anyway, this guy's martial arts are low, so I won't suffer!
He weighed it up, nodded, and said, "Success! Then... what if you can't answer it?"
Huadie was trembling all over, and his face was almost smiling like a sunflower. He wrapped the red ribbon around his fingers twice, licked his lips and said, "If I can't answer, brother will take off a piece of clothes... ..."
Zhao Kitten exclaimed in his heart: I wipe it!This proposal is too insignificant, but... Anyway, I won't suffer!
So Kitten Zhao lay on the bed, stretched out his hand, and slapped Huadie's palm: "Deal! Here comes the first question. How did you know that the Luo family was wiped out?"
He asked this question mainly to confirm the authenticity of Huadie's words below, so he had to ask.
Flower Butterfly was triumphant, and began to describe herself: "Hey, I heard that the young master of the Luo family..."
Zhao Xiaomao couldn't close his mouth in surprise: "You dare to provoke Luo Ming! He is very good at martial arts!"
Hua Die is a little embarrassed: "I heard that the young master of the Luo family is not at home. He has a sister who is only fifteen years old this year. She looks like a flower and jade, and she is as beautiful as a fairy. She is weak and easy to push down. I have been yearning for a long time. It was because I was afraid of Luo Ming and didn't dare to provoke him. Didn't it just happen that he wasn't here? So I went to exchange flower-picking experiences with this girl from the Luo family, so I arrived at the Luo family three days ago by coincidence."
Zhao Xiaomao nodded in satisfaction. The above plot and content are very in line with the three views of Huadie, a professional flower picker, and are more credible, so he asked again: "What was the situation of being exterminated that day?"
Huadie was a little dissatisfied, and pointed to Zhao Kitten's clothes, signaling him to be honest.
Zhao Kitten took off his coat generously, leaving only an inner shirt inside.
Huadie's eyes lit up, she scratched her head with joy, and continued to narrate: "Speaking of which, that day I surveyed the terrain and counted the guards on patrol, I quietly flowed into Luo's house and went straight to the Luo family's little sister's embroidery room. Who knew that this girl from the Luo family was not in the embroidery room, so I thought to myself: I'll wait until she comes! So I lay on her bed, silently and patiently waiting!"
Zhao Kitten interrupted and asked, "Why don't you look around?"
Huadie looked at Zhao Kitten very vigilantly, and stretched out a finger: "This is another question! Take off your clothes first!"
Zhao Kitten shook his head: "Forget it, pretend I didn't ask!"
Hua Die continued: "In the middle of the night, a strange fragrance suddenly came. I am an experienced person. When I smelled this fragrance, I knew it was a fragrance, so I quickly urinated on the lady's veil. , Cover your nose!"
Zhao Xiaomao was very speechless, and wanted to ask what kind of aroma it was, why he didn't use tea to wet the handkerchief, but used urine, but to figure out the details, he had to take off another piece of clothing, and he didn't have so many clothes. I took off, so I gave up, but I didn't want Huadie to explain it triumphantly: "If you want to talk about this kind of fragrance, most people can't smell it. Because I was taught by my master Gan Chai for three days, I knew it was Moyun God Sect." The sacred object called the Ten Poison God Incense is specially used for nourishment by the masters of the divine religion. After being poisoned by this kind of poison, the whole body is paralyzed and unable to move, but the consciousness is still very clear, and it can only be deciphered with urine! Fortunately, I am well-informed, so I was able to escape the catastrophe smoothly!"
After hearing what Hua Die said, Zhao Xiaomao carefully thought back, it seemed that Han Yifei and those who practiced Moyun Dafa didn't have any colorless and tasteless poison!I've heard of Ten Poison God Incense, but it doesn't smell like a scent at all, but the smell of farting...
It is because the smell is too obvious and common, so it will not arouse the vigilance of others. Qin Yan once warned Zhao Xiaomao on the first day he started, saying that as soon as he smells fart, he should quickly swallow a red devil If someone poisoned the pill, detoxify it immediately; if someone farted, it doesn't matter, the Hongmowan pill tastes sweet and sweet, just like eating jelly beans!
When Zhao Xiaomao thought of the big brother, he suddenly felt very melancholy. He thought: I don’t know how the big brother is doing now, what he is doing, he seems to be out of competition this year, will he explode?
Huadie saw the melancholy expression on Zhao Kitten's face, and thought that Zhao Maomao was looking at himself in pity!So he comforted Zhao Xiaomao and said: "Good brother, don't be sad, after you spend a few days with brother and me, you will be as knowledgeable as brother and me!"
After Hua Die finished speaking, he continued: "After a while, I reckoned that the smell had dissipated, so I loosened the veil, thinking that the Ten Poison God Incense is a sacred object of the Moyun Sect, could it be the master? The old man is here? Do you want to pick the little girl of the Luo family? If the old master comes, I don’t dare to rob him! So I quietly got up and was about to slip out. As soon as I opened a crack in the door, I saw the servants outside. There were still some fighting sounds in the distance. I wondered if the master was fighting with them? I thought I would go up to help, so I slipped out quietly, because many people were fascinated, and my way could be regarded as unimpeded , the sound of fighting came from the northwest corner, so I secretly flowed to the northwest corner, thinking that if the master and the old man showed his power and challenged all the masters with his own strength, I would not go out to block the eyes. If the old man is alone and weak, and I go out to help, maybe the old man is happy and can show me the spider that uncle caught!"
Zhao Xiaomao thought to himself: Gan Chai is only 19 years old this year, you look older than him, and you are an old man!In addition, Han Yifei's poisonous spider has been destroyed by me, you won't be able to see it in this lifetime!
Huadie's commentary is very professional. He said while imitating the movements at that time. At the moment, he is standing on tiptoe, standing by the table, pretending to probe his head.
Zhao Kitten was also moved by the butterfly, and couldn't help asking: "What happened next?"
Huadie's eyes lit up, and she looked at Zhao Kitten: "Ah, another question! Take off your clothes! If you don't take off, I won't talk about it!"
Zhao Kitten readily took off his underwear, leaving a pair of pants.
Huadie looked at Zhao Kitten with satisfaction, and continued: "It's better not to see it, but I was shocked when I saw it! I saw a courtyard in the northwest corner, and the courtyard was divided into two factions. One group was composed of three or four big men. I know several of them, they are masters of the Luo family. The other faction is really incredible, there are as many as 400 people, they are all in black clothes, their faces are also covered, only two eyes are exposed, and they move in unison. All of them are holding crossbows that are only used for war, and there are arrows on the crossbows, and the arrows are all blue, and you can tell that the arrows are poisoned!"
Zhao Xiaomao couldn't help but patted the bed and exclaimed: "Shameless! How shameless! This crossbow can't be shot in bursts, right? The legendary Zhuge Liannu can fire 24 poisonous arrows at a time?"
Hua Die took another look at Zhao Kitten. Zhao Kitty thought about it and took off one of his shoes.Huadie shouted repeatedly: "Kitten Zhao! Shameless! Shameless!!"
Zhao Kitten urged: "Hurry up and talk!"
Huadie immediately entered the state of storytelling, imitating those men in black holding the crossbow, and said: "That's right! This is exactly the legendary Zhuge Liannu. Most people use it alone, but like this, three 400 Humans are equipped with the same crossbow, this is the first time I have seen it in all these years of travelling!"
Zhao Xiaomao sighed and said, "It seems that those three or four big guys are dead!"
Butterfly was surprised: "Huh? How do you know?"
Zhao Xiaomao smiled and pointed at Huadie: "You asked a question, it's time for you to take off!"
Hua Die was just talking about the excitement, and felt hot all over. She took off her coat, threw it on the table, and asked, "How do you know they are dead? Those three or four big men are all very high in martial arts, and they are definitely not taking it easy." What about the elders!"
Zhao Xiaomao said: "Three or 400 people fired their crossbows together. This battle is only used in war! And you also said that they are well-trained, and their advances and retreats are uniform, like an army. No matter how strong a person's martial arts Gao, it's impossible to retreat from the thousands of troops and arrows all over the sky! What's more, they poisoned those with low skills first, leaving these three or four big men without backup. Two fists can't beat four Hand! Do you think that as long as they fired their crossbows, the entire northwest corner would not be the same as a battlefield? Bullets were flying all over the sky, and those three or four big men were attacked by surprise, and they didn't wear armor on their bodies. The weapon can shoot down most of the arrows, and it is difficult to guarantee that there will be omissions. The opponent is holding a Zhuge Liannu. As long as you move your index finger, you can shoot bursts! Moreover, the tip of the arrow is very poisonous, even if it is scratched A little bit of skin is enough to kill a person!"
Huadie was silent for a while, then suddenly stretched out her thumb, and said to Zhao Xiaomao: "Good brother! You really have knowledge! That's what happened! Those people basically didn't say anything, they just fired at each other. Just by moving the index finger, these three or four big men have to use all their strengths to deal with it. It takes only one cup of tea, and the four big guys pour three, and the last one, which is the second cup of tea. , just hang up! What’s even more frightening is that those people really just scratched their skins, some quickly took out the antidote from their pockets, and some fell down before they had time to take it out!”
Zhao Xiaomao said: "Sure, since the other party has been preparing for a long time, of course they used a strange poison that the Luo family can't cure, and the antidote is useless even if you eat a basket!"
Hua Die hugged her knees with her hands and squatted on the chair. After a while, she began to talk again: "At that time, I thought to myself, it turned out that this was not picking flowers, but the power of the divine sect to destroy the Luo family in one fell swoop. I realized this, and I was about to run away. After all, things like destroying people are easy for the gods, but I’m afraid they don’t want people to know, otherwise, they won’t show up with masks at all! I’m about to I ran away, but I didn't expect that at this time, a person came rushing from nowhere, that person was wearing a yellow robe, and he couldn't see his face clearly in the dark, but he came very fast, my qinggong is so good, I can only sigh , that person's legs didn't move, his body moved back and forth so fast, it was as if he was flying on the ground!"
Zhao Kitten looked at Hua Die quietly, Hua Die had already started to act as the yellow-robed flying guest, but he couldn't learn it no matter what, so he had to run a few steps casually to show that he was flying, and while signaling, he said: "At that time, that person came to the outside of the courtyard wall. Before I could see clearly, I felt a blur in front of my eyes. That person stood firmly in the middle of the courtyard. The man in yellow robe didn't even look at the person who fell on the ground. After taking a look, he just clasped his fists and said to the people around him: "Which way are you friends on? Report your name so that Luo can clearly understand!'!"
Zhao Kitten couldn't help but yelled, and said, "Ah! That man in the yellow robe must be Luo Ming's father, the legendary leader of the martial arts alliance!"
Hua Die said: "That's right, that person is Luo Xiangtian, the leader of the martial arts alliance! Luo Xiangtian said this, and wanted to ask for his name, but those men in black didn't care at all, and fired their bows and crossbows again!"
As Huadie said, he began to demonstrate how those men in black were firing their bows and crossbows. His left hand was pretending to be a crossbow, his right hand was pretending to be a flying arrow, his five fingers were dangling in the air, and he was dubbing from time to time. : "Whoosh, whoosh!"
Zhao Xiaomao sighed: "Hey, it seems that Luo Xiangtian is also a dead end!"
Huadie looked at Zhao Kitty mysteriously: "Do you want to know what happened next?"
Zhao Xiaomao didn't feel cheated, and hurriedly asked: "What happened next?"
Hua Die chuckled: "Take off your clothes!!"
Zhao Kitten cursed "Damn!" and took off another shoe.
Hua Die then said: "Luo Xiangtian is known as the leader of martial arts, and the No. 1 martial arts in the Central Plains. That's not bragging! I reckoned that if I was there at that time, ten Hua Die would have turned into dead caterpillars! But Luo Xiang The sky is different, he just swayed his sleeves slightly, and he didn't move much. He actually received all the arrows fired by Zhuge Liannu into his sleeves. His sleeves shook slightly, and all the arrows They all flew out again, only the sound of oops could be heard everywhere, and more than half of those men in black died in an instant! Luo Xiangtian seemed to be fine, just clapped his hands lightly, and continued: "I want to come." My Luo family is wild, I need to practice for a few more years!'!"
Zhao Xiaomao heard that Luo Xiangtian's martial arts are so powerful, and couldn't help yearning: "Wow! The leader of the martial arts is so powerful! Then with him here, what can those men in black do? How could they be wiped out?"
Huadie glanced at Zhao Xiaomao enchantingly: "Take off your clothes, Maomao! It's two questions!"
Without further ado, Zhao Xiaomao took off the two socks and urged: "Hurry up! Don't be picky every time you talk! It makes people tickle!"
Huadie looked at Zhao Kitten's bare hands and feet, his upper body was naked, and only a pair of trousers were left, and he secretly rejoiced: I will continue to work hard, create a few more suspense, and I will be done! ! !
Then he began to say vividly again: "Just after Luo Xiangtian said this, a person suddenly appeared among the men in black, that person stepped forward, stood in front of Luo Xiangtian, stretched out his hand, slowly He tore off the black cloth covering his face! He just said a word, "Leader Luo, I'm here!", and then Luo Xiangtian's expression suddenly became very strange. He laughed repeatedly, and then said Three words 'Good! Good! Good!', and then suddenly pulled out a long sword from his waist..."
Huadie said here, but stopped talking, looking at Zhao Kitten's pants.
Zhao Kitten glared at Hua Die fiercely, and took off his pants. Hua Die opened his mouth and was unable to react for a long time. It was not until Zhao Kitten coughed that Hua Die exclaimed again: "You man Rubbish! Rubbish! You are actually wearing underwear!! It’s boxer!!! I’m such an idiot! Trash!!”
Zhao Kitten looked at the butterfly, and shook his head inwardly: "Ah, butterfly!"At this moment, Big Brother is with you!
Zhao Kitten urged: "Hurry up!"
Huadie was dejected: "As a result, Luo Xiangtian pulled out a sword from his waist, swiped the blade, and suddenly - wiped his neck and committed suicide!"
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