Zhao Xiaomao, leader of the Demon Cult
Chapter 18 The Storm at the Inn
Huadie was dejected: "In the end, Luo Xiangtian pulled out a sword from his waist, and after a while, he wiped his neck and committed suicide!!"
Zhao Kitten was stunned: "Why?"
Huadie's eyes suddenly lit up, and she regained her spirits, looking at Zhao Kitten: "Take off! Take off! Take off quickly!! Take off your underwear, take off!"
Zhao Kitten picked out his ears with his hand and asked, "Do you know the answer?"
Huadie turned into a discouraged ball all of a sudden, his whole body was wilted, he shook his head silently: "I don't know..."
Zhao Xiaomao said: "Then you should take it off!"
Hua Die reluctantly took off her underwear, leaving only a pair of pants.
Zhao Xiaomao asked again: "Then do you know who is that mysterious man in black who can force the martial arts leader to commit suicide with just one face?"
Hua Die curled her lips, and took off her pants without saying a word.
Zhao Kitten was surprised to find that Butterfly was in neutral! !And because of the excitement just now, the thing is still half-hard.
Hua Die saw that Zhao Kitten was about to ask questions, so she hurriedly stopped him: "No, don't ask any more questions, if you ask again, I will take off my skin! Hey, yes, you are so concerned about the Luo family being wiped out. What are you doing? Could it be..."
Before Hua Die finished her sentence, there was a loud bang suddenly, the door latch of the room was knocked off, the door was wide open, and the night wind was blowing into the room, and there was a person standing at the door, Wearing Tsing Yi, with a long sword hanging from his waist.
Both Hua Die and Zhao Xiaomao were startled, Hua Die yelled, and just wanted to run, but unexpectedly the man's footsteps moved slightly, and a green steel sword was already pointed at Hua Die's throat.
Huadie was so frightened that her whole body went limp, and she knelt on the ground tremblingly: "Luo...Young Master Luo..."
Luo Ming glanced at the bed, and saw that Zhao Kitten was completely naked, wearing a pair of boxer briefs, lying on the bed weakly, with a look of horror in his eyes.
Hua Die hurriedly held up her hands: "Luo... I really didn't do anything... I'm innocent..."
Luo Ming snorted coldly, looked away from Zhao Kitty, and asked, "You're talking nonsense! My father won't commit suicide at all!!"
Hua Die was covered in cold sweat, and swore to the sky: "I really didn't talk nonsense! Leader Luo, he really committed suicide! Later, after the leader died, those men in black ran rampant in Zhuangzi, and returned to those corpses. Throwing the waist card! I knew it was the way of the Demon Cult at a glance, and I wanted to inform you, old man, but..."
Luo Ming narrowed his eyes slightly, staring at Huadie: "Notify me?"
Huadie was about to cry: "Didn't it be...then I was delayed by other things...Really...ah, yes, I was still thinking about collecting evidence. I brought the waist card, the waist card!"
Huadie started to grope around himself, but found nothing. Then he remembered that the waist card he put in the purse of his coat was still in the ground at this moment!
Luo Ming snorted coldly, and scolded: "I don't want to kill you today, so get out! Don't let me see you in the future!"
After finishing speaking, Luo Ming moved the sword away a little bit, Hua Die hurriedly picked up his clothes on the ground, and staggered out the door. When he was almost at the door, he suddenly felt blessed and offered his red ribbon: " Young master... this thing honors you! Enjoy it slowly..."
Zhao Xiaomao felt a chill all over his body, but before he despised the soft bones of Huadie, he began to face another terrible problem.
At this moment, Luo Ming was holding his sword and walking towards him with a vicious look on his face!
Zhao Xiaomao trembled a little when he spoke. If Luo Ming didn't kill Hua Die today, he probably wanted to kill himself! !
However, it was beyond Zhao Kitten's expectation, Luo Ming just went to close the door, and then quietly sat beside Zhao Kitten.
The two stared at each other, the atmosphere was extremely weird, and there were red candles, soft gauze curtains and other things that Hua Die made for the atmosphere in the room. Zhao Xiaomao felt a bit like a brothel.
Luo Ming spoke first: "What? Can't move anymore?"
Looking at Luo Ming's expression, Zhao Xiaomao decided to adopt a strategy of showing weakness, and replied cautiously: "I... was hit by the leader of the Demon Cult, fell off the cliff, and was caught by the butterfly again. I suffered very, very seriously. Internal injury, although... that one has been treated, but it is not completely healed... Now my whole body hurts..."
The light in Luo Ming's eyes flickered, and then disappeared: "That is to say, you don't even have the strength to lift a wooden stick now?"
With tears in his eyes, Zhao Kitten nodded very aggrieved.
Luo Ming suddenly smiled: "That's great! Let's continue! You drove my four beauties away that night, so pay me back today! What a loss, what a harvest!!"
Zhao Kitten was stunned, and suddenly yelled: "Ah! You have finally revealed your true colors! I knew that you are not a good person! Why are you pretending to help me heal my wounds..."
"Luo Ming" touched the bedside with a smile, and sighed, "So you've seen my brother? He also treated your injuries? Tsk tsk, did he attack you?"
Zhao Xiaomao was confused for a moment, not knowing what "Luo Ming" was talking about, he thought to himself: This person, there is a big difference between day and night!Could it be the legendary schizophrenia?
Then he asked: "What is your brother? What and what is it! Don't you keep looking for your brother?"
"Luo Ming" sighed, turned on the bed, started to untie his belt, and said, "Hey! My brother and I are twin brothers. His name is Luo Ming, and mine is called Luo Jinling!"
During the petrification of Zhao Kitten, Luo Jinling had already taken over the red ribbon of the flower butterfly, and said to Zhao Kitten with a smile: "Your name is Kitty? Kitty! How about we play a game?"
Zhao Kitten yelled: "Play with your sister!!"
Luo Jinling thought: "My sister? This...hehe, close relatives are not fun...Little cat, you really have a bad taste...but...I like it!"
While thinking, Luo Jinling leaned forward, trying to tie Zhao Kitten to the head of the bed, but was kicked by Zhao Kitten's half-hard avatar, and wailed in pain: "Ah!!! Aren't you exhausted? "
Zhao Kitten snorted, endured the soreness in his muscles, and rushed forward to punch Luo Jinling in the head. Luo Jinling had been drunk for a long time, and his martial arts were already weak, so he was not Zhao Kitten's opponent at all. past.
Zhao Kitten patted his hand, pulled out the red ribbon in Luo Jinling's hand, tied Luo Jinling tightly, stripped him of all his clothes, and threw him downstairs. The pot of herbal tea was poured on Luo Jinling's head. Seeing that Luo Jinling had woken up, he kicked him, "How about a bit of shame? Your father is dead, and you are still picking flowers for fun! Do you know what eight honors and eight shame are? !"
Luo Jinling wept bitterly: "I don't know... what exactly is that?"
Zhao Kitten thought for a while, and said: "I don't know either, I just remember that there is one item that is proud of moderate sex and ashamed of excessive sex... don't talk about this! Let me ask you, where did you go that day? Luo Ming has been looking for you everywhere these days! Why do you say that your father can't commit suicide?"
Luo Jinling frowned: "If you ask, just ask, why don't you ride on me? It's still rubbing against me..."
Zhao Xiaomao took off the door latch and turned towards Luo Jinling's head: "Stop talking nonsense, talk quickly!"
Luo Jinling could only say: "That... that day, you ruined my good deed... I wandered around for a few more days, and I never met those four beauties again, so I had to go down the mountain... After that, I played around ...Recently I heard that my family was wiped out... So I hurried back to watch the fun... My father is a stubborn old man, and he would never commit suicide just by looking at someone. He often said, who is his life? So-and-so, if that person doesn't come, he must not die..."
Seeing that, Zhao Xiaomao couldn't ask anything, so he threw the wooden stick in his hand, only to feel that there was something wet on his underwear. He looked down and cursed "Fuck!", it turned out that Luo Jinling didn't Knowing why, I became excited again, the thing became thick and big, and water was still bubbling from the front, as if... I just accidentally sat on it and wet my underwear...
Zhao Xiaomao really felt very unlucky, and was about to take off his wet underwear. When he put on his clothes and left, he inadvertently looked at the door, and saw that the door had opened wide, and there was a tall and slender person standing at the door. , frowning, staring at the bed on his side.
Zhao Xiaomao was startled, turned back to look at Luo Jinling, and then at the one at the door, and finally believed: Luo Ming and Luo Jinling are really twins! ! !
Luo Ming's face was ashen, and he walked into the room step by step. Luo Jinling and Zhao Xiaomao shouted together: "Don't care about me! I'm innocent!!"
Luo Ming came to the bed and stopped one meter away from the bed. Zhao Xiaomao yelled and quickly pretended to pass out - if he didn't pass out, Luo Ming saw this scene and thought he was QJing his beloved brother, Do you want to kill yourself?It's better to be in a coma!
Zhao Kitty, who closed her eyes tightly, could only hear Luo Jinling's urgent excuse: "Brother... I... I'm innocent! Big brother... I'm really innocent..."
Luo Ming's voice sounded a little hoarse, and he reprimanded in a low tone: "Our family has undergone great changes, you unworthy son, you still have the mood to do this!?"
Luo Jinling was about to cry: "I'm really innocent...well...I actually wanted to find out the truth about Miemen...then I met a flower picker who was picking this little brother...so I did it bravely Then...the result...the result...the clothes on his body were really not taken off by me...really..."
There was anger hidden in Luo Ming's voice: "I saw it with my own eyes, do you still want to argue? Go to the next door!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and tore off the red ribbon on Luo Jinling's body. With a slap, a slap fell on Luo Jinling's face. Luo Jinling's face was immediately swollen, and the corners of his mouth were still bloody.Covering his face and howling, he ran to his own room next door.
Only then did Luo Ming look at Kitten Zhao, only to see Kitten Zhao's eyes closed tightly, with a pained expression on his face, and his eyelashes still trembling slightly. Under the red candlelight, he looked very pitiful.
Luo Ming sighed, he had already seen the wet patch on Zhao Kitten's underwear, he called softly twice: "Little brother? Little brother?"
Zhao Xiaomao made up his mind to play dead, and he could tell that Luo Ming was soft-hearted, and the Jedi would not harm those who were helpless.
Luo Ming hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his hand, grabbed Zhao Kitten's waist, and half embraced him in his arms.
Zhao Kitten only felt that the other party's warm breath spit on his neck, which was wet and warm, and thought: What kind of place is this inn in Bianzhou City!Why are they all here! !
Seeing that Kitten Zhao frowned slightly, Luo Ming was even more cautious, and opened up Kitten Zhao's underwear a little bit, and looked inside, there seemed to be nothing unusual.
Then he pulled it away a little more, he hugged Zhao Kitten with one hand, and gently took off his underwear with the other, everything was normal.
He thought about it, but he was still not at ease, and turned Zhao Kitten over lightly, with his back facing him, and his eyes looked behind Zhao Kitten.
Zhao Xiaomao pretended to be in a coma and was very nervous: What if he became a beast?Will I lose my chrysanthemum?Should I jump up and slip now, or wait a while before slipping?
Unexpectedly, Luo Ming just took a look, then put Zhao Maomao on the bed, pulled the thin blanket to cover Zhao Xiaomao, and stretched out his hand to take Zhao Xiaomao's pulse.
Zhao Kitten's heart was tense, and his pulse was beating wildly, almost like a pulse on the verge of death.
Luo Ming sighed softly, put Zhao Kitten's hand into the thin blanket, and said in a low voice: "Fortunately, my useless brother didn't really do anything to you... Although you can't hear me, I... Let me tell you on his behalf, I'm sorry!"
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Luo Ming sighed softly, put Zhao Kitten's hand into the thin blanket, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry!"
Zhao Xiaomao trembled all over, pretended to be uncomfortable and snorted, and opened his eyes tremblingly: "You... what did you just say?"
Luo Ming's face was full of guilt: "I... I am not strict with discipline..."
Zhao Kitten was even more melancholy: "Didn't you come to kill me?"
Luo Ming hesitated for a moment, and after a while, he sighed, and said, "Forget it, I've thought about it the whole day, and what the Demon Cult does has nothing to do with you, I was so mad at the time... ..."
Zhao Kitten had tears in his eyes: "I have only been in the Demon Cult for ten days... that Huang Buyi is cruel and merciless, in fact, Huang Buyi and I have a mortal feud! He just wants to use your hand to kill me!! The enemy's enemy They are friends~! Brother, we are not enemies, but friends!"
Luo Mingqi said: "Your martial arts are so low, the big devil of the Demon Cult wants to kill you, it's not just a matter of wiggling your little finger, how can you do it in full view?"
Zhao Xiaomao yelled inwardly, "I was too flustered, and I dragged Huang Buyi here as my old enemy. Although having such an old enemy is a very honorable thing, who would believe it?"
Seeing this, he immediately pretended to be more aggrieved and pitiful, stretched out his weak hand, gently held Luo Ming's hand, and said earnestly: "It's a long story... I... originally lived next to the Devil's Cult. , the family has a house and a field, life is boundless joy, who knows that Huang is not easy, he is arrogant and unreasonable, occupying my big house and taking my field, my father turned against him, and he threw a bunch of stinky copper coins! My grandma scolded him for being too stingy , I was beaten by him with a stick! I joined the Devil's Cult for revenge, but who knows that Huang is not easy. He is too insidious. Knowing this situation, he actually withheld my monthly payment! I didn't earn a penny, but he was used as cannon fodder , and left the mountain stream. Fortunately, the eldest brother saved him, and his life was saved. From then on, the demon sect hated it in his heart, and vowed to practice martial arts and become No. 1. He will kill the enemy with his hands and be strong..."
Luo Ming frowned slightly, waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay... I see that you seem to be in good spirits, nothing to do, I'll go first!"
Zhao Kitty suddenly jumped up from the bed and blocked Luo Ming's way: "No! You can't go!"
Luo Ming was a little displeased, and shouted, "Get out of the way!"
Zhao Xiaomao thought quickly, among all the people he knew, Luo Ming's martial arts was the highest!Besides, he is young at the moment and has been exterminated. What does this mean?This means that Luo Ming is taking the lead role of traditional martial arts novels!
That routine is not always like this. A certain family is wiped out by evil enemies, and then he is hunted down. At critical moments, he enters caves, secret rooms, and cliff bottoms, and obtains martial arts from the old man, peerless cheats, high-level weapons or some great pills, and then martial arts all the way. Advance by leaps and bounds, use the plug-in bugs together, reach the world's best martial arts at a speed that defies the sky, and then kill the enemy with your hands, make MMs, and take in younger brothers and so on.
The Luo Ming in front of him is a guy who exudes the aura of the protagonist. I must follow this person closely. Relying on the powerful power that I have traveled through, I can intimidate the aura of the protagonist. When the time is right, grab his woman and snatch him. The money, robbed him of his secret books, finally accepted him as a younger brother, and finally ascended to the throne of the world's number one reactive power, this is the path I should take! !
Thinking of this, Zhao Xiaomao put on a dignified look, patted his chest and said: "Your family was wiped out by the Demon Sect, and I was also treated badly by Huang Buyi! We all want to seek revenge from the Demon Sect, your road to revenge, Take me! Let's be a pair of avenging angels!"
Luo Ming said: "I appreciate your kindness, but I still have a lot of things to solve, and it's not convenient to take you on the road together. If one day, I attack the Demon Cult General Forum, I will invite you to help me !"
After he finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to pull away Zhao Kitten who was standing in front of him, and walked out of the inn without looking back.
Looking at Luo Ming's figure, Zhao Kitty comforted himself: Even if Luo Ming has the aura of the protagonist, what is it?At most, Jin Yong killed a cow with one palm.I have received a new type of education anyway, at least it is "Swallowing the Starry Sky", smashing a six-story concrete building with one foot!
After tossing around for half the night, he was finally sleepy. He didn't care about other things. He fell back on the bed and fell asleep. You won't be kicked out halfway through sleep?
When he woke up, it was already noon, and the shop guy knocked on the door outside and asked, "Master, are you still staying at the shop today?"
Shocked all over, Kitten Zhao rushed over and opened the door, only to see Xiao Er standing at the door with a smile, with a towel in his hand, staring at Kitten Zhao staringly.
Zhao Kitten coughed: "Well, this room is only booked for one day?"
The smile on the waiter's face was not very good, from the sincerity from the heart to a fake smile: "My little brother, I only booked until noon today. When the time is up, do you still want to renew?"
Zhao Kitty walked out with her hands behind her back: "Master, go out for a stroll, and when you come back in the evening and you are still comfortable here, you can renew your subscription!"
The waiter's face turned petrified, and after a long while, he cursed: "What are you pretending to be?"It's a small restaurant, even if I have money, I can prostitute you!
Half a year later, in the city of Bianzhou.
It was the season when it was snowing heavily, a group of people held hot tea in their hands, surrounded the largest teahouse in the city on three floors, and looked at the stage inside the teahouse with their necks hooked. A young man in a brown silk shirt and wearing a black scarf appeared under the eyes of everyone. Everyone shouted in unison. The young man opened the folding fan in his hand and pressed it in the air. The teahouse with thousands of people was immediately silent, even drinking tea. You can't hear the sound of swallowing or swallowing, only the sound of snowflakes falling outside.
The young man stood on the high platform, cleared his throat, and said, "Cough! What I'm talking about today is "Wulin Fengyunlu"!"
After his words fell, several people holding lutes began to play the piano, and a young girl sang heartily: "Qingfeng sword, how did you ever cut off the grievances? Fate, half a pot of Dukang Luohuaxiang. Who doesn't take the road of rivers and lakes, the wind is surging On that day, the blue blood and sunny day..."
After singing, there was silence again, the boy folded the fan in his hand, shook his head and said: "Last time, that mysterious man in black appeared in the rainy night and stood in front of Luo Xiangtian!! Luo Xiangtian looked at him quietly , he also looked at Luo Xiangtian quietly, the two of them found something incomprehensible in each other's eyes, which contained hatred, nostalgia, unwillingness, obsession, and boundless emptiness! Looking deeply, the surrounding heavy rain was falling, the corpses on the ground were washed away by the rain, and all the traces were washed away, but what couldn't be washed off was the traces on the hearts of the two of them. After a long, long time, Luo Xiangtian finally spoke "You're here at last!", the mysterious man smiled charmingly: "I'm here at last!", Luo Xiangtian closed his eyes slightly, and the pictures of the past years flashed before his eyes, and finally , he opened his eyes, and said in a hoarse voice: "Let me see you for the last time, please? I shouldn't have lived in this world long ago, and I'm just dying to see you again..." The mysterious man Two lines of tears flowed from his eyes, he stretched out his hand, and slowly lifted his veil. At this moment, a thunder exploded in the sky, and purple lightning flashed across the distant sky. Amidst the rain and tears, Luo Xiang Tian finally saw clearly the old man he hadn't seen for more than ten years. He sighed softly in his heart, then raised his hand, raised his sword horizontally, and slashed towards his neck—foreseeing what will happen next , please listen to the next chapter to break it down!"
Everyone was fascinated by what they heard, and their faces were intoxicated. After a long time, someone suddenly asked from below: "When will Dongfang Bubai appear?"
The boy in the light brown silk robe smiled: "Supporting the mysterious person is the invincibility of the East, please put the money in the basket engraved with the invincibility of the East!"
Another young man shouted: "I like Tianshan Child Elder! I support that mysterious person is Tianshan Child Elder!"
The owner of the teahouse smiled and held the box with the words "Tianshan Child Elder" on it and came forward to collect the money.
Another old man shouted: "This mysterious person must be the legendary girl in Tsing Yi, Ah Qing! The bamboo pole in her hand can break through three thousand armors, Ah Qing!!!"
Ah Qing's box was filled with a lot of money.
The boy in the light brown silk robe looked indifferent: "Okay, the voting time is over, let's count the votes!"
The buddies in the teahouse began to count the silver, and the one who finally gave birth was - Ouyang Ke...
The guys returned the copper coins and silver in the other boxes with great professionalism, cheered loudly in support of Ouyang Ke, and the rest of the defeated people took their returned silver and wept silently, shouting one after another: "Mr. Say one more paragraph! Say one more paragraph!!!”
The silk-robed boy curled his lips, and gave everyone a cold and noble look: "Today, the third chapter of the book is over. If you want to add more, you must give a silver ticket!"
Everyone sighed, shook their heads, and slowly dispersed. Zhao Xiaomao looked at the money he earned today, very happy, and thought: Even if he can't become the number one in the world, he should actually tell the story of the number one in the world. It is also good! !
Ever since Zhao Xiaomao left the inn, he had never seen the two Luo Ming brothers again. He didn't have much money with him, and it was used up in a few days. One day he took the last two copper coins in his arms and squatted When the teahouse heard about the book, half of it was upbeat and dissatisfied loudly: "What kind of grievances are you talking about! The protagonist has worked so hard for so long, seeing success in sight, but died in the end!! Do you know what it means to be proud of twists and turns comedy? , ashamed of the tragedy against the heavens?!"
The storyteller refused to accept it and wanted to challenge Zhao Xiaomao.
Zhao Xiaomao cleared his throat and talked about one of the worst excerpts from "Book and Sword Enmity Record"-Chen Jialuo met Princess Xiangxiang, found the treasure, and while making love, he made great achievements.
The owner of the tea shop immediately made a decision: Young man, you have a future, from now on, it's up to you!
Zhao Kitten nodded vigorously, and integrated the legend of Jin Yong heroes into the current affairs of the martial arts (the case of the Luo family's extermination). question.The plot is ups and downs, masters emerge in endlessly, it is really vaguely like a dream, and the heart is full of waves, a mountain is higher than a mountain! !
Zhao Xiaomao is rich, so he specially changed into a light brown silk shirt, wearing it on his body, and wearing a Confucian scarf. He is now growing his body. He eats well and lives well these days, and his body grows fast. In only half a year, he has grown a head taller, not exposed to the wind, the sun, or the rain. His face is pale and rosy, and his face is tender and tender. Now that he is standing there, he has a literary atmosphere on his body. Coming from the shop, he is more graceful than other storytellers, with a scholarly spirit, scolding Fang Qiu, and pointing out thousands of households!
But at this moment, Zhao Xiaomao is happily counting money in his room with his buttocks up. His house is also living in a good place. From the first grass shed to the bunk to the current single room, it is simply of quality. leap!
He thought happily: Otherwise, why don't you follow the path of martial arts?It’s not bad to take the road of literature!While he was thinking this way, a voice suddenly came from behind: "I offer 100 taels of silver, and I want to hear the whole story!"
When Zhao Kitten turned around, he saw a short, withered old man standing behind him at some point. Looking around, Zhao Kitten saw that the doors and windows were closed, and he didn't know where the old man came from. drilled in.
Just as Kitten Zhao was about to ask, the old man slapped a bank note on the table next to Kitten Zhao. The hands holding the bank note were thin and dry, and the arteries in his hands were like the withered vines of an old tree. Wrapped around the back of his hand.
Zhao Xiaomao has a very professional ethics, and he deeply understands that only by making money from the public can he make more money!Righteously rejected the old man: "I'm sorry, today's storytelling is over, if you want to add more, at least [-] people must give tickets!"
The old man snorted coldly, a pair of small eyes were nailed to Zhao Kitty's body, and the nasolabial folds at the corner of his mouth trembled, as if he was laughing or crying.
The old man didn't say much, stretched out his hand, and slowly put the silver bill back into his arms. He stretched out his hand, as if sticking a piece of pastry, and grabbed the leg of the square table beside him. With a light twist of his fingers, the sawdust They fell from his fingertips one after another, leaving Zhao Kitty dumbfounded!
The old man clapped his hands and said: "I want to hear the complete story of the Luo family's extermination without water! If you want to say that Dongfang Bubai is the leader of the Demon Cult, just look at this sawdust!"
Zhao Kitten was stunned: "Why?"
Huadie's eyes suddenly lit up, and she regained her spirits, looking at Zhao Kitten: "Take off! Take off! Take off quickly!! Take off your underwear, take off!"
Zhao Kitten picked out his ears with his hand and asked, "Do you know the answer?"
Huadie turned into a discouraged ball all of a sudden, his whole body was wilted, he shook his head silently: "I don't know..."
Zhao Xiaomao said: "Then you should take it off!"
Hua Die reluctantly took off her underwear, leaving only a pair of pants.
Zhao Xiaomao asked again: "Then do you know who is that mysterious man in black who can force the martial arts leader to commit suicide with just one face?"
Hua Die curled her lips, and took off her pants without saying a word.
Zhao Kitten was surprised to find that Butterfly was in neutral! !And because of the excitement just now, the thing is still half-hard.
Hua Die saw that Zhao Kitten was about to ask questions, so she hurriedly stopped him: "No, don't ask any more questions, if you ask again, I will take off my skin! Hey, yes, you are so concerned about the Luo family being wiped out. What are you doing? Could it be..."
Before Hua Die finished her sentence, there was a loud bang suddenly, the door latch of the room was knocked off, the door was wide open, and the night wind was blowing into the room, and there was a person standing at the door, Wearing Tsing Yi, with a long sword hanging from his waist.
Both Hua Die and Zhao Xiaomao were startled, Hua Die yelled, and just wanted to run, but unexpectedly the man's footsteps moved slightly, and a green steel sword was already pointed at Hua Die's throat.
Huadie was so frightened that her whole body went limp, and she knelt on the ground tremblingly: "Luo...Young Master Luo..."
Luo Ming glanced at the bed, and saw that Zhao Kitten was completely naked, wearing a pair of boxer briefs, lying on the bed weakly, with a look of horror in his eyes.
Hua Die hurriedly held up her hands: "Luo... I really didn't do anything... I'm innocent..."
Luo Ming snorted coldly, looked away from Zhao Kitty, and asked, "You're talking nonsense! My father won't commit suicide at all!!"
Hua Die was covered in cold sweat, and swore to the sky: "I really didn't talk nonsense! Leader Luo, he really committed suicide! Later, after the leader died, those men in black ran rampant in Zhuangzi, and returned to those corpses. Throwing the waist card! I knew it was the way of the Demon Cult at a glance, and I wanted to inform you, old man, but..."
Luo Ming narrowed his eyes slightly, staring at Huadie: "Notify me?"
Huadie was about to cry: "Didn't it be...then I was delayed by other things...Really...ah, yes, I was still thinking about collecting evidence. I brought the waist card, the waist card!"
Huadie started to grope around himself, but found nothing. Then he remembered that the waist card he put in the purse of his coat was still in the ground at this moment!
Luo Ming snorted coldly, and scolded: "I don't want to kill you today, so get out! Don't let me see you in the future!"
After finishing speaking, Luo Ming moved the sword away a little bit, Hua Die hurriedly picked up his clothes on the ground, and staggered out the door. When he was almost at the door, he suddenly felt blessed and offered his red ribbon: " Young master... this thing honors you! Enjoy it slowly..."
Zhao Xiaomao felt a chill all over his body, but before he despised the soft bones of Huadie, he began to face another terrible problem.
At this moment, Luo Ming was holding his sword and walking towards him with a vicious look on his face!
Zhao Xiaomao trembled a little when he spoke. If Luo Ming didn't kill Hua Die today, he probably wanted to kill himself! !
However, it was beyond Zhao Kitten's expectation, Luo Ming just went to close the door, and then quietly sat beside Zhao Kitten.
The two stared at each other, the atmosphere was extremely weird, and there were red candles, soft gauze curtains and other things that Hua Die made for the atmosphere in the room. Zhao Xiaomao felt a bit like a brothel.
Luo Ming spoke first: "What? Can't move anymore?"
Looking at Luo Ming's expression, Zhao Xiaomao decided to adopt a strategy of showing weakness, and replied cautiously: "I... was hit by the leader of the Demon Cult, fell off the cliff, and was caught by the butterfly again. I suffered very, very seriously. Internal injury, although... that one has been treated, but it is not completely healed... Now my whole body hurts..."
The light in Luo Ming's eyes flickered, and then disappeared: "That is to say, you don't even have the strength to lift a wooden stick now?"
With tears in his eyes, Zhao Kitten nodded very aggrieved.
Luo Ming suddenly smiled: "That's great! Let's continue! You drove my four beauties away that night, so pay me back today! What a loss, what a harvest!!"
Zhao Kitten was stunned, and suddenly yelled: "Ah! You have finally revealed your true colors! I knew that you are not a good person! Why are you pretending to help me heal my wounds..."
"Luo Ming" touched the bedside with a smile, and sighed, "So you've seen my brother? He also treated your injuries? Tsk tsk, did he attack you?"
Zhao Xiaomao was confused for a moment, not knowing what "Luo Ming" was talking about, he thought to himself: This person, there is a big difference between day and night!Could it be the legendary schizophrenia?
Then he asked: "What is your brother? What and what is it! Don't you keep looking for your brother?"
"Luo Ming" sighed, turned on the bed, started to untie his belt, and said, "Hey! My brother and I are twin brothers. His name is Luo Ming, and mine is called Luo Jinling!"
During the petrification of Zhao Kitten, Luo Jinling had already taken over the red ribbon of the flower butterfly, and said to Zhao Kitten with a smile: "Your name is Kitty? Kitty! How about we play a game?"
Zhao Kitten yelled: "Play with your sister!!"
Luo Jinling thought: "My sister? This...hehe, close relatives are not fun...Little cat, you really have a bad taste...but...I like it!"
While thinking, Luo Jinling leaned forward, trying to tie Zhao Kitten to the head of the bed, but was kicked by Zhao Kitten's half-hard avatar, and wailed in pain: "Ah!!! Aren't you exhausted? "
Zhao Kitten snorted, endured the soreness in his muscles, and rushed forward to punch Luo Jinling in the head. Luo Jinling had been drunk for a long time, and his martial arts were already weak, so he was not Zhao Kitten's opponent at all. past.
Zhao Kitten patted his hand, pulled out the red ribbon in Luo Jinling's hand, tied Luo Jinling tightly, stripped him of all his clothes, and threw him downstairs. The pot of herbal tea was poured on Luo Jinling's head. Seeing that Luo Jinling had woken up, he kicked him, "How about a bit of shame? Your father is dead, and you are still picking flowers for fun! Do you know what eight honors and eight shame are? !"
Luo Jinling wept bitterly: "I don't know... what exactly is that?"
Zhao Kitten thought for a while, and said: "I don't know either, I just remember that there is one item that is proud of moderate sex and ashamed of excessive sex... don't talk about this! Let me ask you, where did you go that day? Luo Ming has been looking for you everywhere these days! Why do you say that your father can't commit suicide?"
Luo Jinling frowned: "If you ask, just ask, why don't you ride on me? It's still rubbing against me..."
Zhao Xiaomao took off the door latch and turned towards Luo Jinling's head: "Stop talking nonsense, talk quickly!"
Luo Jinling could only say: "That... that day, you ruined my good deed... I wandered around for a few more days, and I never met those four beauties again, so I had to go down the mountain... After that, I played around ...Recently I heard that my family was wiped out... So I hurried back to watch the fun... My father is a stubborn old man, and he would never commit suicide just by looking at someone. He often said, who is his life? So-and-so, if that person doesn't come, he must not die..."
Seeing that, Zhao Xiaomao couldn't ask anything, so he threw the wooden stick in his hand, only to feel that there was something wet on his underwear. He looked down and cursed "Fuck!", it turned out that Luo Jinling didn't Knowing why, I became excited again, the thing became thick and big, and water was still bubbling from the front, as if... I just accidentally sat on it and wet my underwear...
Zhao Xiaomao really felt very unlucky, and was about to take off his wet underwear. When he put on his clothes and left, he inadvertently looked at the door, and saw that the door had opened wide, and there was a tall and slender person standing at the door. , frowning, staring at the bed on his side.
Zhao Xiaomao was startled, turned back to look at Luo Jinling, and then at the one at the door, and finally believed: Luo Ming and Luo Jinling are really twins! ! !
Luo Ming's face was ashen, and he walked into the room step by step. Luo Jinling and Zhao Xiaomao shouted together: "Don't care about me! I'm innocent!!"
Luo Ming came to the bed and stopped one meter away from the bed. Zhao Xiaomao yelled and quickly pretended to pass out - if he didn't pass out, Luo Ming saw this scene and thought he was QJing his beloved brother, Do you want to kill yourself?It's better to be in a coma!
Zhao Kitty, who closed her eyes tightly, could only hear Luo Jinling's urgent excuse: "Brother... I... I'm innocent! Big brother... I'm really innocent..."
Luo Ming's voice sounded a little hoarse, and he reprimanded in a low tone: "Our family has undergone great changes, you unworthy son, you still have the mood to do this!?"
Luo Jinling was about to cry: "I'm really innocent...well...I actually wanted to find out the truth about Miemen...then I met a flower picker who was picking this little brother...so I did it bravely Then...the result...the result...the clothes on his body were really not taken off by me...really..."
There was anger hidden in Luo Ming's voice: "I saw it with my own eyes, do you still want to argue? Go to the next door!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and tore off the red ribbon on Luo Jinling's body. With a slap, a slap fell on Luo Jinling's face. Luo Jinling's face was immediately swollen, and the corners of his mouth were still bloody.Covering his face and howling, he ran to his own room next door.
Only then did Luo Ming look at Kitten Zhao, only to see Kitten Zhao's eyes closed tightly, with a pained expression on his face, and his eyelashes still trembling slightly. Under the red candlelight, he looked very pitiful.
Luo Ming sighed, he had already seen the wet patch on Zhao Kitten's underwear, he called softly twice: "Little brother? Little brother?"
Zhao Xiaomao made up his mind to play dead, and he could tell that Luo Ming was soft-hearted, and the Jedi would not harm those who were helpless.
Luo Ming hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his hand, grabbed Zhao Kitten's waist, and half embraced him in his arms.
Zhao Kitten only felt that the other party's warm breath spit on his neck, which was wet and warm, and thought: What kind of place is this inn in Bianzhou City!Why are they all here! !
Seeing that Kitten Zhao frowned slightly, Luo Ming was even more cautious, and opened up Kitten Zhao's underwear a little bit, and looked inside, there seemed to be nothing unusual.
Then he pulled it away a little more, he hugged Zhao Kitten with one hand, and gently took off his underwear with the other, everything was normal.
He thought about it, but he was still not at ease, and turned Zhao Kitten over lightly, with his back facing him, and his eyes looked behind Zhao Kitten.
Zhao Xiaomao pretended to be in a coma and was very nervous: What if he became a beast?Will I lose my chrysanthemum?Should I jump up and slip now, or wait a while before slipping?
Unexpectedly, Luo Ming just took a look, then put Zhao Maomao on the bed, pulled the thin blanket to cover Zhao Xiaomao, and stretched out his hand to take Zhao Xiaomao's pulse.
Zhao Kitten's heart was tense, and his pulse was beating wildly, almost like a pulse on the verge of death.
Luo Ming sighed softly, put Zhao Kitten's hand into the thin blanket, and said in a low voice: "Fortunately, my useless brother didn't really do anything to you... Although you can't hear me, I... Let me tell you on his behalf, I'm sorry!"
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Luo Ming sighed softly, put Zhao Kitten's hand into the thin blanket, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry!"
Zhao Xiaomao trembled all over, pretended to be uncomfortable and snorted, and opened his eyes tremblingly: "You... what did you just say?"
Luo Ming's face was full of guilt: "I... I am not strict with discipline..."
Zhao Kitten was even more melancholy: "Didn't you come to kill me?"
Luo Ming hesitated for a moment, and after a while, he sighed, and said, "Forget it, I've thought about it the whole day, and what the Demon Cult does has nothing to do with you, I was so mad at the time... ..."
Zhao Kitten had tears in his eyes: "I have only been in the Demon Cult for ten days... that Huang Buyi is cruel and merciless, in fact, Huang Buyi and I have a mortal feud! He just wants to use your hand to kill me!! The enemy's enemy They are friends~! Brother, we are not enemies, but friends!"
Luo Mingqi said: "Your martial arts are so low, the big devil of the Demon Cult wants to kill you, it's not just a matter of wiggling your little finger, how can you do it in full view?"
Zhao Xiaomao yelled inwardly, "I was too flustered, and I dragged Huang Buyi here as my old enemy. Although having such an old enemy is a very honorable thing, who would believe it?"
Seeing this, he immediately pretended to be more aggrieved and pitiful, stretched out his weak hand, gently held Luo Ming's hand, and said earnestly: "It's a long story... I... originally lived next to the Devil's Cult. , the family has a house and a field, life is boundless joy, who knows that Huang is not easy, he is arrogant and unreasonable, occupying my big house and taking my field, my father turned against him, and he threw a bunch of stinky copper coins! My grandma scolded him for being too stingy , I was beaten by him with a stick! I joined the Devil's Cult for revenge, but who knows that Huang is not easy. He is too insidious. Knowing this situation, he actually withheld my monthly payment! I didn't earn a penny, but he was used as cannon fodder , and left the mountain stream. Fortunately, the eldest brother saved him, and his life was saved. From then on, the demon sect hated it in his heart, and vowed to practice martial arts and become No. 1. He will kill the enemy with his hands and be strong..."
Luo Ming frowned slightly, waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay... I see that you seem to be in good spirits, nothing to do, I'll go first!"
Zhao Kitty suddenly jumped up from the bed and blocked Luo Ming's way: "No! You can't go!"
Luo Ming was a little displeased, and shouted, "Get out of the way!"
Zhao Xiaomao thought quickly, among all the people he knew, Luo Ming's martial arts was the highest!Besides, he is young at the moment and has been exterminated. What does this mean?This means that Luo Ming is taking the lead role of traditional martial arts novels!
That routine is not always like this. A certain family is wiped out by evil enemies, and then he is hunted down. At critical moments, he enters caves, secret rooms, and cliff bottoms, and obtains martial arts from the old man, peerless cheats, high-level weapons or some great pills, and then martial arts all the way. Advance by leaps and bounds, use the plug-in bugs together, reach the world's best martial arts at a speed that defies the sky, and then kill the enemy with your hands, make MMs, and take in younger brothers and so on.
The Luo Ming in front of him is a guy who exudes the aura of the protagonist. I must follow this person closely. Relying on the powerful power that I have traveled through, I can intimidate the aura of the protagonist. When the time is right, grab his woman and snatch him. The money, robbed him of his secret books, finally accepted him as a younger brother, and finally ascended to the throne of the world's number one reactive power, this is the path I should take! !
Thinking of this, Zhao Xiaomao put on a dignified look, patted his chest and said: "Your family was wiped out by the Demon Sect, and I was also treated badly by Huang Buyi! We all want to seek revenge from the Demon Sect, your road to revenge, Take me! Let's be a pair of avenging angels!"
Luo Ming said: "I appreciate your kindness, but I still have a lot of things to solve, and it's not convenient to take you on the road together. If one day, I attack the Demon Cult General Forum, I will invite you to help me !"
After he finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to pull away Zhao Kitten who was standing in front of him, and walked out of the inn without looking back.
Looking at Luo Ming's figure, Zhao Kitty comforted himself: Even if Luo Ming has the aura of the protagonist, what is it?At most, Jin Yong killed a cow with one palm.I have received a new type of education anyway, at least it is "Swallowing the Starry Sky", smashing a six-story concrete building with one foot!
After tossing around for half the night, he was finally sleepy. He didn't care about other things. He fell back on the bed and fell asleep. You won't be kicked out halfway through sleep?
When he woke up, it was already noon, and the shop guy knocked on the door outside and asked, "Master, are you still staying at the shop today?"
Shocked all over, Kitten Zhao rushed over and opened the door, only to see Xiao Er standing at the door with a smile, with a towel in his hand, staring at Kitten Zhao staringly.
Zhao Kitten coughed: "Well, this room is only booked for one day?"
The smile on the waiter's face was not very good, from the sincerity from the heart to a fake smile: "My little brother, I only booked until noon today. When the time is up, do you still want to renew?"
Zhao Kitty walked out with her hands behind her back: "Master, go out for a stroll, and when you come back in the evening and you are still comfortable here, you can renew your subscription!"
The waiter's face turned petrified, and after a long while, he cursed: "What are you pretending to be?"It's a small restaurant, even if I have money, I can prostitute you!
Half a year later, in the city of Bianzhou.
It was the season when it was snowing heavily, a group of people held hot tea in their hands, surrounded the largest teahouse in the city on three floors, and looked at the stage inside the teahouse with their necks hooked. A young man in a brown silk shirt and wearing a black scarf appeared under the eyes of everyone. Everyone shouted in unison. The young man opened the folding fan in his hand and pressed it in the air. The teahouse with thousands of people was immediately silent, even drinking tea. You can't hear the sound of swallowing or swallowing, only the sound of snowflakes falling outside.
The young man stood on the high platform, cleared his throat, and said, "Cough! What I'm talking about today is "Wulin Fengyunlu"!"
After his words fell, several people holding lutes began to play the piano, and a young girl sang heartily: "Qingfeng sword, how did you ever cut off the grievances? Fate, half a pot of Dukang Luohuaxiang. Who doesn't take the road of rivers and lakes, the wind is surging On that day, the blue blood and sunny day..."
After singing, there was silence again, the boy folded the fan in his hand, shook his head and said: "Last time, that mysterious man in black appeared in the rainy night and stood in front of Luo Xiangtian!! Luo Xiangtian looked at him quietly , he also looked at Luo Xiangtian quietly, the two of them found something incomprehensible in each other's eyes, which contained hatred, nostalgia, unwillingness, obsession, and boundless emptiness! Looking deeply, the surrounding heavy rain was falling, the corpses on the ground were washed away by the rain, and all the traces were washed away, but what couldn't be washed off was the traces on the hearts of the two of them. After a long, long time, Luo Xiangtian finally spoke "You're here at last!", the mysterious man smiled charmingly: "I'm here at last!", Luo Xiangtian closed his eyes slightly, and the pictures of the past years flashed before his eyes, and finally , he opened his eyes, and said in a hoarse voice: "Let me see you for the last time, please? I shouldn't have lived in this world long ago, and I'm just dying to see you again..." The mysterious man Two lines of tears flowed from his eyes, he stretched out his hand, and slowly lifted his veil. At this moment, a thunder exploded in the sky, and purple lightning flashed across the distant sky. Amidst the rain and tears, Luo Xiang Tian finally saw clearly the old man he hadn't seen for more than ten years. He sighed softly in his heart, then raised his hand, raised his sword horizontally, and slashed towards his neck—foreseeing what will happen next , please listen to the next chapter to break it down!"
Everyone was fascinated by what they heard, and their faces were intoxicated. After a long time, someone suddenly asked from below: "When will Dongfang Bubai appear?"
The boy in the light brown silk robe smiled: "Supporting the mysterious person is the invincibility of the East, please put the money in the basket engraved with the invincibility of the East!"
Another young man shouted: "I like Tianshan Child Elder! I support that mysterious person is Tianshan Child Elder!"
The owner of the teahouse smiled and held the box with the words "Tianshan Child Elder" on it and came forward to collect the money.
Another old man shouted: "This mysterious person must be the legendary girl in Tsing Yi, Ah Qing! The bamboo pole in her hand can break through three thousand armors, Ah Qing!!!"
Ah Qing's box was filled with a lot of money.
The boy in the light brown silk robe looked indifferent: "Okay, the voting time is over, let's count the votes!"
The buddies in the teahouse began to count the silver, and the one who finally gave birth was - Ouyang Ke...
The guys returned the copper coins and silver in the other boxes with great professionalism, cheered loudly in support of Ouyang Ke, and the rest of the defeated people took their returned silver and wept silently, shouting one after another: "Mr. Say one more paragraph! Say one more paragraph!!!”
The silk-robed boy curled his lips, and gave everyone a cold and noble look: "Today, the third chapter of the book is over. If you want to add more, you must give a silver ticket!"
Everyone sighed, shook their heads, and slowly dispersed. Zhao Xiaomao looked at the money he earned today, very happy, and thought: Even if he can't become the number one in the world, he should actually tell the story of the number one in the world. It is also good! !
Ever since Zhao Xiaomao left the inn, he had never seen the two Luo Ming brothers again. He didn't have much money with him, and it was used up in a few days. One day he took the last two copper coins in his arms and squatted When the teahouse heard about the book, half of it was upbeat and dissatisfied loudly: "What kind of grievances are you talking about! The protagonist has worked so hard for so long, seeing success in sight, but died in the end!! Do you know what it means to be proud of twists and turns comedy? , ashamed of the tragedy against the heavens?!"
The storyteller refused to accept it and wanted to challenge Zhao Xiaomao.
Zhao Xiaomao cleared his throat and talked about one of the worst excerpts from "Book and Sword Enmity Record"-Chen Jialuo met Princess Xiangxiang, found the treasure, and while making love, he made great achievements.
The owner of the tea shop immediately made a decision: Young man, you have a future, from now on, it's up to you!
Zhao Kitten nodded vigorously, and integrated the legend of Jin Yong heroes into the current affairs of the martial arts (the case of the Luo family's extermination). question.The plot is ups and downs, masters emerge in endlessly, it is really vaguely like a dream, and the heart is full of waves, a mountain is higher than a mountain! !
Zhao Xiaomao is rich, so he specially changed into a light brown silk shirt, wearing it on his body, and wearing a Confucian scarf. He is now growing his body. He eats well and lives well these days, and his body grows fast. In only half a year, he has grown a head taller, not exposed to the wind, the sun, or the rain. His face is pale and rosy, and his face is tender and tender. Now that he is standing there, he has a literary atmosphere on his body. Coming from the shop, he is more graceful than other storytellers, with a scholarly spirit, scolding Fang Qiu, and pointing out thousands of households!
But at this moment, Zhao Xiaomao is happily counting money in his room with his buttocks up. His house is also living in a good place. From the first grass shed to the bunk to the current single room, it is simply of quality. leap!
He thought happily: Otherwise, why don't you follow the path of martial arts?It’s not bad to take the road of literature!While he was thinking this way, a voice suddenly came from behind: "I offer 100 taels of silver, and I want to hear the whole story!"
When Zhao Kitten turned around, he saw a short, withered old man standing behind him at some point. Looking around, Zhao Kitten saw that the doors and windows were closed, and he didn't know where the old man came from. drilled in.
Just as Kitten Zhao was about to ask, the old man slapped a bank note on the table next to Kitten Zhao. The hands holding the bank note were thin and dry, and the arteries in his hands were like the withered vines of an old tree. Wrapped around the back of his hand.
Zhao Xiaomao has a very professional ethics, and he deeply understands that only by making money from the public can he make more money!Righteously rejected the old man: "I'm sorry, today's storytelling is over, if you want to add more, at least [-] people must give tickets!"
The old man snorted coldly, a pair of small eyes were nailed to Zhao Kitty's body, and the nasolabial folds at the corner of his mouth trembled, as if he was laughing or crying.
The old man didn't say much, stretched out his hand, and slowly put the silver bill back into his arms. He stretched out his hand, as if sticking a piece of pastry, and grabbed the leg of the square table beside him. With a light twist of his fingers, the sawdust They fell from his fingertips one after another, leaving Zhao Kitty dumbfounded!
The old man clapped his hands and said: "I want to hear the complete story of the Luo family's extermination without water! If you want to say that Dongfang Bubai is the leader of the Demon Cult, just look at this sawdust!"
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