white striped blue bird in the tent

Lu Xiong cleared his throat, and said to his mother in a low voice, "Mom, listen to me, Ah Qin is just pretending, he's not a bitch..."

Before he finished speaking, he also felt that his statement was too thin. The voice that was softer than a woman just now came from Yin Qin's mouth, and there was also the maid outfit left in the bathroom...

The mother took out a rabbit ear from the sofa, holding back a smile, "Appropriate cross-dressing can help arouse your partner's sexual desire, I understand."

Lu Xiong was at a loss for words, looked at his mother for a moment, turned his head silently, and raised his voice, "Aqin, come out and meet my mother."

your mother? ? ?Nima! ! !Qin Qin was struck by lightning, it was your mother?He roared wildly in his heart: Damn, it's self-defeating! ! !

Lu Xiong walked into the bedroom and saw that Yin Qin had shrunk into the bed like a snail, only two eyes were exposed, looking at him vigilantly, and said in a muffled voice, "I don't know it's your mother, but...why did she suddenly attack you?" ah?"

"I don't know why," Lu Xiong pulled the quilt, "Come out, she said he was visiting the third daughter-in-law, and then dropped by, I didn't expect you to be here."

Yin Qin grabbed the quilt desperately, and was about to cry, "Then you can continue to pretend that I'm not here? What's the difference between being caught and raped in bed?"

"Whose credit is this?" Lu Xiong grabbed the quilt with him, "Don't make trouble, since she's here, you just meet her, and she won't eat you."

"I seduced you, your mother will kill me." Yin Qin burst into tears, "Honey, I have already pissed my own mother to death, and I don't want to piss your mother to death too."

Lu Xiong was powerless, he tore off the quilt abruptly, pulled Yin Qin out, raised his hand and slapped him on the buttocks, "Don't make trouble again, I'll beat you up! Get dressed quickly! You can see me today, If you don't see it, you can see it! Marry and obey your husband, this is an order!"

Forced by the power, Yin Qin put on his clothes with a mournful face, and after washing with Lu Xiong, he sat down in front of Lu's mother tremblingly, "Auntie, hello, my name is Yin Qin."

"Aqin, right?" Mother Lu smiled gently, "I've read your book, and your views on sex and psychology are very reasonable."

"!!!" Yin Qin frowned, "My book?"

Lu Mu blinked, "Of course, except for fantasy novels, I really don't have any interest in those things."

Yin Qin feels like his guts are knotted. He has indeed published several books on gay sex and psychology while writing online fantasy novels. The sales are said to be pretty good, but that was a few years ago. He is now focusing on hotels And the management of the studio, I seldom think about life.

"Auntie, may I ask, what was your job before you retired?"

Lu Xiong squatted by the wall and poured dog food for Hanhan, then turned around and said, "My mother is a university professor, S University College of Biological Sciences, have you heard of it?"

Mother Lu smiled and nodded, "I'm still doing research on adolescent sex education."

Yin Qin couldn't help but have a good impression of her, stood up and filled her teacup with water, "If I had received sex education in adolescence, I would not have been so panicked and confused. At that time, there was no sex education at all, and the school even had health care teachers. None, the math teacher also takes the physiology and hygiene class, and only talks about quadratic functions in class."

"At that time, the thinking was too conservative, and children's sexual enlightenment was pornographic books and videos, which to a certain extent caused the uncoordinated development of sexual psychology and sexual behavior," Lu Mu laughed.

Yin Qin stroked the little Veela's plush ears, "However, I heard that many cities have launched sex education in recent years, which is a good thing."

Mother Lu shook her head, "However, the quality of teaching materials is uneven. The compiler caters to adults' sexual thoughts and gives a biased description of some phenomena, such as homosexuality, such as sadomasochism, which is not conducive to the establishment of children's mature sexual concepts, but will stimulate their inner conflict."

Lu Xiong sat on the wooden floor and played games with Hanhan, but he was not interested in what those two people were talking about.

Lu Mu said, "A junior high school invited me to preside over the compilation of sex education textbooks. The principal is my student. Are you interested in participating? I will sign it for you, the second author, how about it?"

Yin Qin laughed loudly, "I don't need to be promoted, so I don't need to sign. Where do you work? I have time to go and have a look."

Lu's mother left him the address, and the two chatted very speculatively. Lu's mother kindly invited Yin Qin to Lu's house for dinner, and Yin Qin was very worried. There was no reason to refuse, so she agreed vaguely, saying that she would go when she had time.

After sending his mother out of the house, Lu Xiongxu closed the door and lowered his voice, "Mom, did you come here specifically to find Ah Qin?"

"Why?" Mother Lu looked serious, stroked his hair lovingly, and said softly, "I came to see you, I just happened to meet him."

Lu Xiong was full of contempt, "Don't pretend, I can see it, you are finished, you found a good job for Ah Qin the first time we met, he will definitely remember you, he usually works like that Busy, how can I have time to compile some textbooks for you? You still dig a hole for him to jump in! Old fox!"

Lu's mother went crazy, beat her son's chest hard, and said in a low voice, "You are heartless, have you married a wife and forgotten your mother? I just asked him to give some advice, just as a consultant, not as editor-in-chief. What do you feel bad about? I raised you so big for nothing!"

Lu Xiong still looked unhappy, feeling that he was being used by his mother.

"You're so old, you should know something." Mother Lu was speechless, she stood on tiptoe and patted his face, "That bowl of snow clam and lotus seed chicken soup is for your daughter-in-law, it nourishes the kidney and spleen and beautifies the skin. I have stewed it for a long time. "

Lu Xiong laughed, "I see, it's rare that you wash your hands and make soup, Ah Qin will be touched, you don't have lunch here? Let Ah Qin cook."

"Are you willing?" Lu Mu gave him a white look, "I'll go to Lao Si's to eat, and I agreed with him."

After sending his mother away, Lu Xiong returned to the room, Yin Qin was lying on the sofa with the little Veela in his arms, holding the remote control to switch from the first station to the last station.

"What are you thinking?" Lu Xiong took out the thermos.

Yin Qin was surprised, "Where did it come from?"

"Your mother-in-law stewed it by herself." Lu Xiong poured the chicken soup into the bowl, it was delicious and fragrant, and he took a bite first, "Well, the taste is not bad."

Yin Qin took the bowl, took a sip, and nodded, "The cooking skills are really good, slightly better than mine."

Lu Xiong touched his face, let him eat a bowl of snow clams, and said with a smile, "Look, my mother is not as scary as you think, she is very gentle, but sometimes she is a bit mean, you have to be careful of being tricked by her .”

"..." Yin Qin was speechless.

After a while, he said, "I envy you very much, it must have been effortless when you came out."

"Then you are wrong. I was almost beaten to death by my dad when I came out of the closet," Lu Xiong said with a smile, "The old man is full of murderous looks, and I can't fight him, so I was beaten by him with a stick. Seeing my injury, I was going crazy, and threatened to divorce the old man, so scared that the old man came to apologize to me overnight."

Yin Qin laughed, "My dad accepted it quite quickly, but my mother is the head of the house. She arranged for me to receive psychotherapy and found a hypnotist to correct my gender dislocation and cultivate my manliness, but the treatment failed. The hypnotist was a parallel importer, he was anti-hypnotized by me, he firmly believed that I had been cured, married a tall wife, gave birth to three children, and my mother almost collapsed."

Lu Xiong smiled faintly, and hugged him into his arms. This lover of mine is smart and knowledgeable, and has a strong heart. He has too many bad memories, but he immerses them all in the bottom of the memory, slowly burying them, no matter what he experiences He has never been defeated in such a predicament, and his psychology is invincible.

"My wife," Lu Xiong said with a smile, "When will you come to my house, I will officially give you a title."

Yin Qin quickly pointed to the TV, "Look, he is the murderer!"

Lu Xiong: "..."

It doesn't matter if his wife doesn't cooperate, Lu Xiong smiled and dragged Qin Qin back to the bedroom. Two hours later, he satisfactorily discussed the time to go home, Lu Xiong covered his trembling inner thigh with a hot towel, and said softly, " Then we've made an agreement, I'll take you home next Saturday, and I'll inform my elder brother."

Yin Qin's legs were so weak that he couldn't even stand up, lying on the bed, biting the pillow towel, tears streaming down his face, "You are being tortured...I will go to the Women's Federation to sue you...for rape within marriage..."

He has been lifeless for a whole week since the date was set. Except for discussing with Blueberry about what gifts to give, the rest of the time is lying on the desk and pretending to be dead. He even put down the work he loves.

Blueberry suppressed her laughter, and quickly prepared the presents. Seeing Qin Qin's cowardly appearance, she said unkindly: "Very, happy, happy!"

"Sister Berry, do I want to change my hairstyle?" Yin Qin put down the mirror, raised his face with a sad expression.

Ouch, this little face is so haggard that Blueberry is about to shed crocodile tears. She touched his head and said, "Hey, this hairstyle is pretty good, it suits your silly face."

"... Greetings to your uncle."

"You're welcome," Blueberry put an envelope in the document and handed it to him, lowering his voice, "Xiao Wang, who broke into the Finance Department of Fake Company, has gained the trust of He Nan, and he has access to some of the company's core secrets."

Qin Qin opened the envelope, took out the forms inside and browsed at will, his face suddenly changed, "He Nan, this little wolf cub has a big appetite, and tax evasion is still a light thing, he dares to participate in money laundering!"

"Money laundering?" Blueberry was taken aback.

Yin Qin thought for a while, then pressed the envelope, "Let Xiao Wang not act rashly, and he must pay attention to his own personal safety."

Blueberry nodded, "He Nan is too courageous, Ah Qin, he has been by your side for several years, and he hid it so well."

"I'm so good, as long as he learns one percent of me, he can run amok," Yin Qin sneered.

Blueberry hesitated, "What are you going to do with him? Let him go to jail?"

Yin Qin patted the envelope, "You can't live with your own crimes, he can't escape from the prison, but..." He narrowed his eyes dangerously, "If he is willing to hand over Suhang to me, maybe I can let him go Life."

Blueberry frowned, "... Su Hang is just a pawn of his."

Yinqin smiled sarcastically, "Yes, he is just a pawn, but he shouldn't have done it, he shouldn't have stolen in the name of love, no matter how despicable He Nan is, he never loved me and harmed me at the same time. "

Blueberry sighed softly, and patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry so much, think about your big bear, who is about to pass the door, don't always be full of calculations."

It's good that she didn't mention it, but when she mentioned it, Yin Qin immediately thought of the appointment on Saturday, and suddenly, like a deflated balloon, her whole body went limp.