white striped blue bird in the tent

The gift prepared by Blueberry is very decent--the pistol-shaped sex props specially produced by Sweet Honey Studio, the whole family has one, even the underage friends of the elders have a mini version, Lu Xiong collapsed the moment he saw it , Picking up Qin Qin's collar, "Are you crazy??? Can this thing get on the stage?"

With a paralyzed face, Yin Qin held the pistol and pulled the trigger, the front end twitched, and said calmly, "In the words of Sister Berry, your father is powerful and domineering in his profession, and he has a good impression of guns. Your mother has a lot of research on sexual culture." , you can appreciate it, you see, our product is made of PRA material, 100% ergonomic..."

"To shut up!"

The carved iron door slowly opened, Lu Xiong drove into the courtyard, jumped out of the car, walked over and opened Yin Qin's car door, and helped him take off the big and small bags.

Yin Qin looked around with surprise on his face, "Your home environment is really nice, wow, the garden is so big!"

Lu Xiong was speechless, "Stop pretending, it doesn't look like one at all."

Yin Qin regained his composure, followed Lu Xiong, and carried him on his shoulders, "Brother also lives at home now?"

"He lives in his own apartment most of the time, and he comes back once or twice a week. The eldest nephew lives with grandma at home, and he wants to come back to see his son," Lu Xiong strode into the house carrying a gift.

"Second Uncle!!!" A half-sized boy rushed out and crashed into Lu Xiong's arms, the unique voice of a boy in the voice-changing period was full of ecstasy.

Lu Xiong rubbed his hair roughly, "Little brat, come on, let's get acquainted, this is your second aunt."

"What nonsense are you talking about???" Yin Qin roared, "You're the fucking second aunt!"

"Calm down," a long-haired beauty lay on the sofa, and said lazily to them, "When my family and the fourth child are born, you will be promoted to the second aunt."

"..." Yin Qin collapsed instantly.

Lu Xiong threw the gift over, walked to the sofa with his attention, and smiled at the beautiful woman, "Don't bully your second sister-in-law, sister-in-law and sister-in-law should live in peace."

The beauty winked, "Second sister-in-law, hello, I am your third sister-in-law."

This Shu is also a celebrity in the GAY circle, a transvestite, who likes to seduce Xiaozhengtai with her long hair fluttering, and was despised by everyone, so she sat down on the sofa with impotence, "Don't be so wordy, don't pretend to be meeting me for the first time, but you dare to wear women's clothing Come here? Are you afraid of being scolded to death by your mother-in-law?"

"You're a shemale," the beauty gave him a white look, "My mother-in-law is also your mother-in-law."

Lu Xiong gestured to his eldest nephew, and the child turned and ran away. After a while, he came over with a cup of hot water. Lu Xiong took the cup, hugged Qin Qin and laughed in a low voice, "Come on, drink some water first. It's hot now, and the water is too hot." Drains fast."

"En," Yin Qin took two sips with his hands, and Lu Xiong drank the rest.

The beauty kicked the single sofa with her high heels, "Sleep sleep, sleep like an idiot, you, the second brother is here!"

A man who looked exactly like Lu Xiong woke up suddenly, looked at this side blankly, scratched his hair and smiled, "Oh my second, are you finally willing to bring it?"

"You monsters and monsters are too scary," Lu Xiong said with a smile, "I have to take care of everything."

Footsteps were heard on the stairs, and Mother Lu and the boss came down one after the other. After seeing Yin Qin, they smiled and said, "Aqin, I heard that the third brother also knows you, and his wife even bought your book."

Yin Qin was speechless for a while, and glanced around, and found that everyone in the living room knew everyone except the elder nephew. The eldest had just met a while ago, the third opened a bar, and he often went to drink, and he was even more familiar with the third daughter-in-law. They can't be more familiar, both of them are people who can have fun in the circle, because they are both pure zeros, so they are familiar with each other, and they haven't gotten to know each other on the bed after all. ——For this, Qin Qin is extremely fortunate.

"You buy my book?" Yin Qin looked at the third daughter-in-law and touched her chin. "It's nothing that you are my reader. What surprised me the most is that you still read?"

The beauty stared at him with her big eyes that were exquisitely drawn, "Are you kidding me? I'm still chasing Gongzi Xian's novels, but I haven't read your book. I bought it to fill the bookcase. Your book is cheap. The tome is thick."

The sofa in Lu’s house is circular, and the whole family chats together. There are drinks and fruits on the tea table in the middle. Lu Xiong and Lu Hao, the third son, are drinking beer while discussing anti-pornography and anti-pornography. The child runs behind the boss, quietly Standing upright, pretending to be very well-behaved in front of Dad.

The old couple came back just before dinner, glanced attentively, and remained silent for a moment: They actually knew each other again. He met him at Gong Zixian's place, and this kid used to be Gong Zixian's photography assistant.The first time Yin Qin saw him, he could see that this guy had a distorted possessiveness towards Young Master Xian, but looking at the current situation... Could it be that he let it go?

The fourth daughter-in-law is obviously not of the same breed as Young Master Xian.

"How is the relationship between your fourth brother and his wife?" Yin Qin asked Lu Xiong in a low voice very gossip.

Lu Xiong peeled a shrimp for him, and was asked inexplicably, "It's like glue, what are you doing asking about this?"

"It's nothing." From the corner of her eyes, Yin Qin saw that Lu's mother was watching him quietly, and quickly smiled at Lu Xiong, and put a chopstick of vegetables into his bowl.

Lu Xiong was flattered all of a sudden, "Don't, don't, I'll do it myself, I'll make it for you..."

He is extremely attentive and virtuous, "No, husband, I should serve you."

Lu Xiong: "What's wrong with you, Qin? Don't be stupid, Qin!"

attentive:"……"

After a while he asked again, "Is the fourth child and his wife the first love?"

"You have to ask elder brother about this, he knows the love history of the whole family like the back of his hand," Lu Xiong whispered, "Correct you, that is not the fourth daughter-in-law, but his husband."

Qin Qin said, "I can see it, but I didn't expect him to be so frank."

"Does it hurt face to admit that it's the one below?" Lu Xiong asked, "Then when I go to your house, do you want to pretend to be number zero? I'll call you husband?"

Yin Qin imagined that scene, and his face turned green immediately, "Just don't scare my dad with your thick bear, he knows I'm pure zero."

The four brothers of the Lu family sat in a row with their other half in the order of "heroes". Looking at it attentively, they thought it was funny, and suddenly wanted to meet the hero who chose the name, and said to Lu's mother, "Mom, isn't dad at home?"

"Don't mention him," Lu's mother was picking crabs for her grandson, she raised her head and said to Yin Qin, "Your father did something wrong, and I punished him to do volunteer work on the street. You are not allowed to go home until you have finished distributing [-] condoms."

The third child said, "He must be hiding somewhere drinking now, Mom, you miscalculated, he can ask his subordinates to do it for him."

"Your mother will never miscalculate," Lu's mother said calmly, "If he dares to call his subordinates, he must pay double tomorrow, but if he completes it by himself, I will cook for him and make soup for him, Maomao, Aqin, remember, for close relatives and distant husbands and wives, the imperial husband must be skillful."

The third daughter-in-law happily called out, "Mother-in-law is mighty!"

attentive:"……"

He had heard from Lu Xiong that Lu's mother was the old man's second wife, and the relationship between the couple had always been very good, until the old man got drunk and had a fling with a courtesan, and then had the fourth Lu Jie. That was the biggest crisis for the couple since they got married. , the direct consequence is that the old man lost the trust of Lu's mother, and his family status went from bad to worse all the way. He was directly reduced to the lowest status in the family, and he was awarded the title "man with a broken mind".

While thinking about it, suddenly there was a hearty laugh from the living room, and then the door of the dining room was pushed open, and a hale and hearty old man walked in.

The four brothers all stood up, "Dad."

Yin Qin hurriedly followed and stood up.

Lu's father waved to everyone, walked straight to Lu's mother's place, put his arms around her shoulders, and said with a smile, "I distributed 1 condoms by myself, and I met a few old guys. You must have arranged it. Let all the face accumulated for decades be fucked away in one day, my dear, you have to reward me."

Lu Mu smiled, patted his hand, and lifted the soup cup that had been covered on the table, "how about the soup you made yourself?"

"Haha," the old man gave her a kiss on the face, "this is more or less..."

Yin Qin quietly leaned into Lu Xiong's ear, "...your parents are a bit disgusting."

"Just get used to it," Lu Xiong said calmly.

The nanny brought the bowls and chopsticks, Father Lu sat at the head, glanced around, his eyes fell on Yin Qin, and suddenly smiled, "From the second family?"

The old man has been decisive all his life. Even after retiring, he still has an indelible murderous aura. It seems that he will become docile and even humble only when he faces Lu Mu. With a glance, Yin Qin suddenly feels like a light on his back, and smiles, "You Okay, Dad, my name is Yin Qin, you can call me Ah Qin."

"I know," Father Lu made a shooting gesture at Lu Xiong, and said with a smile, "This guy has praised you to the sky."

Yin Qin glanced at Lu Xiong tenderly, "Big bear...that's absurd."

"My son has a good vision," Lu's father said appreciatively, "Our family doesn't have so many rules and regulations, just do whatever you want."

Nodding attentively, "Yeah."

"However," the old man chuckled, "if you dare to play with my silly son's feelings..."

Lu Xiong suddenly frowned, "Dad!"

"Don't be so fucking wordy," the old man glanced at him, opened his palm, turned the golden palm of Lei Ling skillfully, pointed at Yinqin, and said with a light smile, "Understood?"

Yin Qin was instantly paralyzed with fright.