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Lu Xiong suddenly reached out his hand to block the muzzle of the gun, and said in a deep voice, "You have crossed the line!"

Yin Qin's face was cloudy and uncertain. Anyone who was pointed at by a gun would not be too happy. He closed his eyes and said softly, "Dad, I will call you Dad. I am the lover of Big Bear. Same-sex people cannot register, but we They are husband and wife, together purely for love, Dad, you also love our mother deeply, you understand this kind of feeling, I love him," his voice trembled, "I love him...it is impossible to play with him."

Father Lu looked at the two people in front of him blankly, his eyes turned between Lu Xiong and Yin Qin, complex emotions flashed in his ruthless eyes, he suddenly raised his eyebrows, and laughed boldly, "Hahaha... I'm so scared Come on, little brats..."

With a flexible movement of his fingers, a bright golden light flashed, and the palm of his hand twirled, and he lay quietly in the palm of his hand, and he pushed his palm flat, "Second daughter-in-law, it's the first time we meet, my father-in-law gave you a meeting gift, take it to play Come on."

As soon as these words came out, the faces of Lu Xiong and Yin Qin became very ugly. They had seen gift givers before, but they had never seen gift givers like this. With a distorted smile, "Take it."

Yin Qin regained his composure in an instant, took the Palm Thunder from Father Lu, touched the gun for the first time in his life, felt the cold smooth metal with his fingertips, faintly felt his heart beat faster, he put the pistol away, poured a glass of wine, and said to Lu Dad raised his glass, "Thank you, Dad."

"Both daughter-in-laws are there," Father Lu laughed, raised his glass, and blinked at the third daughter-in-law, "Is that right?"

The third daughter-in-law smiled and said, "Yes, I almost scared the shit out of me back then."

Yin Qin drank three glasses of wine with Lu's father, and asked Lu Xiong curiously during the interval between serving dishes, "Is there no one from the fourth family? Is there a difference between attacking and receiving?"

He drank some wine, his voice was a bit loud for a while, and there was a moment of silence on the table in an instant, and the man from the fourth family sighed helplessly, "Not to mention, there is a big difference, what I gave you is a pistol, and what I gave me is a gun." A box of explosives made my dad paralyzed on the spot. Father-in-law, didn’t I blame you, did your son-in-law look like I couldn’t be trusted? I like Meilu so much, how could I bully him? It's too late to like it, but I'm afraid I'll fall if I hold it in my hand, and I'm afraid it will melt if I hold it in my mouth, right, daughter-in-law?"

When his daughter-in-law called out, Old Si Lujie's face turned black on the spot, and he didn't know what he was doing under the table. He suddenly stopped his movements, and then his face turned pale, and he supported the table in pain, "Daughter-in-law... Wife...in that...can't...can...catch...ah...dad...mom...save...life..."

The whole family immediately pretended not to hear anything, and chatted enthusiastically.

After dinner, the family sits in the living room, eats fruit and watches TV. Qinqin goes to the open-air balcony to smoke, and sees a skinny figure sitting on the single sofa, with the sweet smell of fruit wine in the air.

"Big Bear said that you are not in good health and cannot drink."

Lu Ying's soft and clean voice said, "Fruit wine, it's okay."

Yin Qin leaned against the railing, the lighter slid across the wall, and the sparks lit up. He leaned over to light a cigarette, but the balcony was not lit. By lighting the light, he saw Lu Ying's face haggard and exhausted.

Frowning, "Everyone is very happy today."

"Well, it seems too disappointing for me to be unhappy alone," Lu Ying said lightly, "I'm jealous of you."

Yin Qin was not surprised, and calmly exhaled smoke rings. He understood this feeling. Everyone around him was in pairs, and he was alone, so he inevitably felt lonely.

"However, I'm also happy for the second child," Lu Ying's voice could not hear any joy factor, Yin Qin felt that this person's feelings were so weak that they almost lost their sense of existence.

"Thank you," Yin Qin said with a smile, "Emotions depend on fate. You don't know when he will come, but he will definitely come. How do you say that, love is around the corner."

Lu Ying smiled, the smile was fleeting, and then fell silent in the darkness, "...Maybe it will come, but in my current life, I don't have time to fall in love."

Yin Qin raised his head and looked at the vast sea of ​​stars above his head. The cool summer night breeze was blowing slowly with fresh air, which made people feel refreshed. He smiled and said, "Cheer up, maybe one day when love comes, you won't be able to stop it." .”

Lu Ying laughed twice in the dark, but the smile didn't reach his eyes. He looked at the night outside and murmured, "Maybe."

Yin Qin turned and leaned on the railing, looking into the room, there was a faint light coming from the direction of the living room, and a half-sized male duck voice was yelling, "Eldest nephew is very energetic and sensible, brother, in fact, you are much better than us." Well, at least you have a son."

Mentioning his son, Lu Ying's expression softened a lot, "Yes, I have a son... But you don't have to be sad, a friend of our mother is studying the same-sex gamete fusion, it is theoretically feasible, maybe someday human experiments will happen It's worked out."

Yin Qin laughed loudly, touched his flat belly, "I'm looking forward to it."

At night, Yin Qin lives in Lu Xiong's room, next door is the young couple. Before ten o'clock, there is a discordant voice. After taking a shower, Yin Qin sits cross-legged on the bed and plays with the palm thunder. After a while, he feels dry mouth Dry, the voice of the third daughter-in-law is too loud.

Lu Xiong was still taking a bath, he looked up at the bathroom, thinking about whether to go in and take a bath.

Suddenly, the door next door was violently slammed, and the deep voice of the fourth child came, "Third brother, please restrain yourself!!!"

Yin Qin went out in his pajamas, and saw that the fourth child was also wearing pajamas, looking at the closed door with an angry face, saw Yin Qin, and whispered, "Did you bother?"

"No," Yin Qin smiled and pointed to the door, "They are quite noisy."

The fourth child looked worried, and frantically lowered his voice, "Sister-in-law's voice is amazing! It made Dou Zheng a bastard... It's like taking drugs!"

Yin Qin rolled his eyes to his lower body, and smiled maliciously, "Where's your husband?"

"..." The fourth son's face turned dark.

"Don't be shy," Yin Qin smiled narrowly, and put him on his shoulders, "Family, what are you afraid of, don't you call him husband? What do you usually call him? Brother?"

The fourth child had a dark face, "It's just a name, I'm not so... so..."

"Mother C?" Yin Qin blinked, "This is called fun."

While talking, the door of the fourth child's room opened, and Dou Zheng put his arms around the shoulders of the fourth child, and complained aggrievedly, "Mei Lulu, how could you kick me out of bed directly? It hurts my ass... ..."

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Dou Zheng put his arms around the fourth child and said hello to Qin Qin, "Second sister-in-law, are you here to listen to the corner of the third brother and the third sister-in-law? Let me tell you, our Meilu family has the most experience in this. He married me I lived with my third brother in an apartment outside, and the two of them were in the house at night, and he was lying in the living room watching a movie, and he could watch "The Skinning Inn" while listening to the movement in the bedroom..."

"Shut up!" The fourth child's face turned black, and he punched Dou Zheng violently, hitting Dou Zheng straight to the wall, lying on the wall in embarrassment.

Dou Zheng turned around, smiled, stepped back, continued to hug the fourth child, and stole a smile on his face with a big grin, smiled smugly, and said to Yin Qin, "Actually, I'm tired of listening to the third brother's corner, I'm talking to my mother-in-law. I have applied many times, and I have to change rooms for Meilu. Living next to Third Brother will definitely shorten my lifespan. They can work from night to day, so when Third Brother and the others come back, Meilu and I will not come back..."

The fourth child interrupted him coldly, "Have you said enough? Has the bathtub been cleaned?"

Dou Zheng raised his hand, "Report to my wife, I not only cleaned the bathtub, but also cleaned the toilet, please go back and take a bath with peace of mind, my wife."

Qin Qin looked at the expression on the fourth child's face, as if he understood the reason why he didn't want to call him husband, it had nothing to do with dignity, it was because someone was too good at putting his nose on his face, and would get carried away when he was too happy.

"We're going back to the room," the fourth child said indifferently to Yin Qin, and glanced at the third child's room speechlessly, "The third brother is in high spirits, I'm afraid he won't listen to us."

Dou Zheng praised, "The third brother is really persistent."

Fourth child: "...shut up!"

Yin Qin returned to the room, just as Lu Xiong came out of the shower, covered in steam, he was wearing black bullet underwear, with a majestic bulge in front of his crotch, his firm legs were strong and powerful, his whole body looked like a sculpture of the ancient Greek god of war , Bodybuilding is mouth-watering.

Yin Qin walked over, hugged his strong waist, and buried her face in his chest.

Lu Xiong laughed, "So good? Want it?"

"Well," Yin Qin kissed his chest.

The two hugged and kissed, stumbled and fell on the bed, and after a while, the cries of not losing to the third daughter-in-law sounded.

The next morning, Lu Ying sat at the dining table with two big dark circles under her eyes, glanced at Lu Xiong and Lu Hao with a hostile expression, and said calmly, "From today on, the second and third children are not allowed to stay at home at the same time."

Lu Xiong + Lu Hao: "What???"

Lu Ying was expressionless, "You guys are too noisy."

Mother Lu laughed loudly. She lived upstairs with the old man and didn't hear any movement below, but seeing Lu Ying's haggard face, she knew what her two sons had done.

Educate them earnestly, "You should also consider others, you can't just care about your own happiness."

Lu Ying paused, and said solemnly and honestly, "...that's not the reason, I'm thinking about their bodies."

"Hey, brother, you'd better find one while you're young," Dou Zheng poked his head in from outside the restaurant. He brought some food from the kitchen and was about to go upstairs.

Lu's mother stopped him suddenly, "Xiao Dou, isn't fourth child coming to have breakfast?"

Dou Zheng smiled with joy, "Mother-in-law, you understand," he looked at Lu Xiong and blinked, "Thank you for the gift prepared by the second sister-in-law, it is very... delicious."

"Oh," said Mother Lu, holding her forehead and having a headache, "You guys are so terrible..."