head lick dog

10.

My name is Shen Xiangyang.

I just found out that as long as I type "I am", "Shen Xiangyang" will pop up.

Oh, of course that's not the point.

The point is, I'm a bit disgusted with Lu Jingqian now.

10 minutes ago, I finally suppressed my excitement and sat on "Little Huang"—yes, he refused to sit so desperately that I could only enjoy the love of the lazy sofa in the end.Come on, ready to have a wonderful conversation with him, after he nodded in agreement.

With a speed that ordinary people can't understand, I realized that this simple superpower is of no use except to ensure that he can dream every night.Although it just saved my life, it's not polite to say so.but!yes!

I really can't believe that someone has such a weak superpower, okay?

"You can hide from the editor..." He retorted softly with a disgusted face at me.

mock up.How dare you refute your father.I glared at him, and asked him in disgust:

"Can you win the lottery?"

He shook his head.

"Can you get rich overnight?"

He continued shaking his head.

"Can I know when I can find a job?"

"...I can take care of you."

"Go. Tell yourself what you can do with this ability?"

"……Predict future."

I almost pressed the slipper on his face.

But in the end I didn't dare to do it.

In this materialistic world, even Lu Jingqian lost the warmth he should have.It was so distressing that I fell into the arms of "Xiao Huang".

With today's ups and downs, I think it shouldn't be a big problem for me to die three or four years earlier.Lu Jingqian is so wise and stupid, how long is his brain circuit? Can I apply for a craniotomy for him?

Gan.

Thinking about the appearance of licking the dog just now, I just feel sad from my heart.

I am so tired.My brother Yang can't stand these grievances.Boss Qian is fake, and the whole world is fake.

I don't want to be his licking dog anymore.

I want to be his dad.

I struggled to get up, raised my leg and kicked his knee, and raised my eyebrows to tease him on a whim: "Hey. You said, why don't you go to see God now and discuss with him about changing skills?"

Of course I'm joking.You must know that when there is a deviation between life and ideals, human beings have to survive through suffering.But Lu Jingqian obviously didn't think so.He clearly misunderstood me and looked at me like hell.

It turns out.

Sure enough, my social brother Yang is still not suitable for being a dog licker.

Not only that.I also questioned our position in bed.

Lu Jingqian's face of "Damn it" didn't change much, he just looked at me with wide eyes and a little horror, and after a while, he replied solemnly, "No."

Tut tut tut tut.listen.

--"don't want."

What a cute and soft word.

This kind of person is actually the top one on the bed, I am also a hell.