head lick dog

11.

My name is Shen Xiangyang.

I have a boyfriend with superpowers.As a result, my life has changed drastically.

I've heard that starting like this helps attract followers.After all, there are still many people in this world who like to see other people's misfortune and are happy to hear about it.Of course, because I am also one of them, it seems that I don't have much face to complain about such things.

My man does have superpowers.

But his superpowers rely on dreams to predict the future.The content is optional.Only one day.

Although thinking about it from another angle, only one day is considered a prophecy, as long as it is accurate, he is the man who holds the script.Like Ranpo-san of Bungo ⊙Inu or Xiaoshi Maru of Naruto ⊙, they rely on their brains to crush all the members, which is quite pretentious.

But think again.Lu Jingqian usually can't hide from the editor with his poor ability alone, so don't expect him to do anything for such an unintelligent Yazi.

So, that's it.

Although I know that my man is not an ordinary person, but because he is just like that, our life has not changed in any way.

until just now.

"Will you let me go?"

With one hand on my hip, I looked at Lu Jingqian who was also blocking the door today to prevent me from going out.

He was wearing pajamas, no glasses, his eyes were half covered with messy hair, and he shook his head quickly at me twice.

This scene is very similar to yesterday.If it weren't for the inappropriate clothing and timing of the lines, I almost thought I also had superpowers.But these are not the point.The point is I really want to throw out the trash right now.

"Did you dream that the snack cabinet in the shopping mall flew to our neighborhood to blow my dog's head off?" I moved my wrist, "Don't worry, I won't be hit by it, please let me go, this garbage is not clear, there will be insects in the house gone."

"...I'll throw it away tomorrow."

How do you live like a Pinru.

I was so angry that I turned around in a circle before I could continue to communicate with him, "Would you like to explain in detail to let your dear baby know the general situation?"

"Someone is moving downstairs."

"Huh?" I frowned, "So...? The garbage I threw was too smelly and the person downstairs couldn't smell it and killed me, right?"

Lu Jingqian shook his head: "No."

"The elevator is broken, you go up the stairs, get hit, fall down and die."

"..."

12.

My name is Shen Xiangyang.

I want to perform a live bald right now.

If the two of us did not face to face like this, but used chat software to talk, he would immediately be frantically swiped by me with an emoticon package commonly known as "black question mark face".

I leaned back with a contorted face, squeezing out my double chin.

"...It's definitely impossible to keep the garbage until tomorrow." I looked at him with teeth sore, "So do you think it's possible for us to go down and throw the garbage together?"

He was obviously taken aback, lowered his head hesitantly, and nodded slightly.

I immediately stuffed the trash into his hand.Then press his shoulders to move him away from the door, open the door, and take a step.

"Let's go then."

I waved at him.

13.

man.After all, it has to be coaxed.

Especially my own man, he has to be coaxed even when he is kneeling.

What's more, he was right.The elevator that was still operating normally yesterday suddenly broke down today. After going down the stairs two floors, I happened to see a few strong men carrying things downstairs.

When Lu Jingqian saw these people, he stopped and covered me behind him.

Because the temperature was very high and there was no elevator, the elder brothers were a little impatient. Although they were careful not to bump the things they were carrying, the speed under their feet was not slow at all.

I reckoned that with my personality, I might really try to squeeze through with my own body shape.

In other words.

After nearly being crushed to death by a shelf yesterday, I was nearly squeezed down the stairs today, then headfirst into an affectionate and reverent reverse kowtow to Mother Earth.

So I was actually in the wrong group, right?

This is not "Top Card Licking Dog" but "Shen Xiangyang's One Hundred and One Ways to Die" right?Um? ?

"When can we go down?" I asked him in a low voice.

Lu Jingqian pondered for a while, "Wait a minute."

"You will walk along the railing later."

I looked towards the railing as I said, and saw a layer of dust on it as expected.How could I touch something that I haven't wiped for at least half a year with my hands?I grabbed his clothes decisively.

"I think I'll just grab your clothes."

"No." He turned his head now, and his face was tense, "It's not safe to let go of your hands quickly", "It's not safe."

Fine.It seems that it is indeed easy to accidentally bring a pawn to see Hades together.

I let go of my hand resentfully, and turned my gaze to the wall again.

"Then I'll walk to the head office leaning on the wall."

"Ah."

He nodded and turned around.

I don't know if it's because of nervousness, but his back is very straight, we are close together, and if I look at the horizon, I can only see his broad shoulders, and his white, loose shoulders with a few balls of fluff on them. pajamas.

Lu Jingqian has a long-lasting fragrance.

Because of this, I don't know how many times I have envied him. Even if he is sloppy, there is always a reassuring fragrance on his body, but I am different.I play basketball for 10 minutes and I stink so badly that I could go straight in the trash.

Or the "non-recyclable" one.

The two of us stood by the side and waited quietly until they had finished moving all the things. After a while, we staggered down the stairs behind them, step by step.

Lu Jingqian led me forward meekly all the way, and he didn't relax until he saw that I had put the trash into the place where they should be without any damage.

"How? Your Brother Yang hasn't shed a single hair, right?" I smiled at him playfully.

He nodded and stroked my hair with his hands.I belatedly realized he wasn't wearing glasses.

...Fuck, no glasses? !

I quickly took his hand.

"Brother Qian, why do you dare to go out without glasses and carry three bags of garbage up the stairs. You can't tell if you can't see, if you fall, I will cry or not."

"Don't cry." Lu Jingqian let me lead her.

It is rare that the eyes that are not blocked by the lens are tender and tender, and the eyelashes are thin and long.There are two dark circles under the eye sockets that are too deep to be seen.He looked at me softly, with the corners of his mouth raised, and a smile that was too faint to be called a smile.

He said softly, "You have to take my inheritance and laugh more happily than anyone else."

"You cried. My heart aches."

"You can't die well."

14.

My name is Shen Xiangyang.

For reasons I don't know, I almost had to face God again today.

It's a pity that I have a man that you don't have, and he has abilities that you don't have.

So I can distribute your dog food for a while.