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In that year, Emperor Cheng traveled to the south of the Yangtze River with a group of cronies, and was stopped in a ruined temple by a disheveled and ragged monk. It's a misfortune caused by people, if you want to turn bad luck into good fortune, you have to buy him a 600 yuan wooden prayer beads.

Naturally, Cheng Huang would not obediently be taken advantage of, immediately laughed and walked away.

Up to now, he is so regretful... a good 30 years old, all ruined by villains, if he knew that the monk had a bad mouth, he should have bought him a junk to avoid evil.

How can this be called a villain, he is about to fall into the pile of villains!

Leaving aside Yu Yang, Zhao Shiqi alone caught Cheng Huang by surprise. Most of the company's customer resources, tender documents, and emails were all transferred to "Longxing" by him.

There is no single order, customers run away one by one, and employees leave batch by batch. "Huacheng" seems to have entered a vicious circle. The more serious the loss of personnel, the greater the possibility of employees becoming villains , the more business will be taken away...

As a result, "Huacheng" unexpectedly fell into the biggest survival crisis in history.

"Fuck me." Another email canceling the order made Cheng Huang curse unconsciously.

There was a rhythmic knock on the door, and the new manager assistant Li Yu pushed the door in, holding a mobile phone, and handing it to Cheng Huang respectfully.

As soon as Cheng Huang put it to his ear, a motherly voice came from the receiver: "Brother Cheng, I'm really sorry, the foreign side helped me make 5 containers of goods temporarily, and they will arrive in Hong Kong in 20 days. The order on the side can only be canceled temporarily, I hope that in the future with my brother..."

"Fart!" Cheng Huang slapped the table and yelled, "Stop making up nonsense here, tell me the truth, why on earth are you canceling my list?"

The person who called was He Yunfan, a well-known sissy president in their industry circle. When reading documents, his hands would always turn into orchid fingers. Although this person was unanimously despised and ridiculed by insiders in the industry, no one dared to make trouble with him face to face. The strength of the mysterious benefactor behind him should not be underestimated.

Since they are both playing the back door, Cheng Huang certainly has nothing against him, not only that, he would often go to socialize with him from time to time to call him a brother and brother, and He Yunfan himself also favors Cheng Huang, calling each brother his brother. Be affectionate.

So when Cheng Huang heard that even he was going to cancel the order, he really wanted to chew the phone.

For a long time, there was no movement at He Yunfan's end, and Cheng Huang waited impatiently:

"Tell me, what did Yu Yang give you?"

The other end of the phone seemed to hesitate a bit.

"I will drop as many points as he drops." Cheng Huang squeezed through his teeth.

The other side still didn't say anything...

"Did he promise you something else?" Cheng Huang became suspicious.

... The opponent is still twitching.

"Speak the fuck! Are you dumb?!" Cheng Huang roared angrily.

After a long time, a mosquito-like thin voice finally came: "Brother Yu... He promised to sleep with me for one night."

I fuck...

Before he could finish listening to the repeated apologies on the other end of the phone, Cheng Huang was so angry that he threw the phone down on the sofa.

-

"This grandson is so fucking awesome... In order to punish me, he can fuck anyone."

Cheng Huang threw the scrapped contract on the ground, and collapsed on the armchair decadently.

Li Mingtao picked up the contract and flipped through it page by page: "The value of the goods is so high, is He Yunfan willing to pay even 30% liquidated damages?"

"It's not only 30%, even if he is asked to pay 300% now, he will pay a lot. Who doesn't know that he has admired Yang's dick for a long time."

"Impossible, he didn't like you?" The corner of Li Mingtao's mouth twitched, and he glanced into Cheng Huang's crotch with a half-smile.

"I didn't come out to sell it, let alone that place."

Li Mingtao said "hehe" twice, and put on an expression of "what are you pretending to be".

Cheng Huang certainly knew whether it was sold or not.

What is selling, and how to define the word selling?If it is said that sex is exchanged for vested interests, then Cheng Huang has done a lot, but the problem is that he doesn't think it is selling at all. As long as he wants to, he can play a full game, so why not do it.

But no matter what, Li Mingtao's contemptuous behavior made Cheng Huang unhappy for a while.

Cheng Huang sneered: "Don't pretend to be a normal person, if it weren't for you, would a good company be run on like this?"

"Then what do you want from me? You'll be happy if you take off your pants and let Yu Yang do it?" Li Mingtao's tone also increased.

Cheng Huang was stunned for a moment, then laughed dryly: "It's not that you haven't taken the initiative? Last time at Penglai Villa, didn't you have a good time with him?"

This is so heartless.

Li Mingtao's expression changed instantly...

"Yeah, at that time I devoted myself to working for your crappy company, but in the end I was kicked out by you. What? Why the hell did I make a second fool?" Li Mingtao's eyes were full of cold smiles.

"Taozi...that's not what I meant..." Cheng Huang also felt that his words were too much.

"Cheng Huang, let me tell you that when I promised to be your vice president, I didn't care about any shares at all, it was just for the friendship of the university. If you ruined me like this, it's really fucking..." Li Mingtao paused. Four words were squeezed out between the jaws: "Beasts are worse."

After finishing speaking, he didn't even look at Cheng Huang, and opened the door to leave.

Cheng Huang grabbed his arm, groaned for a long time with his head down, and then said sullenly: "Taozi, you stay, I'll go."

-

After going out, Cheng Huang regretted it.

He walked so neatly, he didn't take his coat, he didn't bring his keys, and he didn't have anything he wanted. The big bunch of keys, house keys, company keys, car keys...all of them were on it.

Although the weather is no longer considered to be the twelfth lunar month of winter, and the cold wind is biting, but the rain had just finished the day before, and the evening wind was blowing so fast, the temperature that was warm and then cold still made people shiver.

The lonely star and the cold moon, the shadows of the trees are rustling.

The innocent little stone lying quietly on the side of the road was kicked far away by Cheng Huang.

Under the shadow of the moon, a slender figure sneezed endlessly while walking.

-

For unknown reasons, Hao Wenqian's right eye has been jumping all day today.

She was frightened and cautious, even walking in fear, for fear of falling into the ditch if she had bad luck.

So, when she saw Young Master Cheng lying beside the bar, she suddenly realized that a disaster was waiting for her here.

"Arguing again...?" Hao Wenqian mixed a cup of "Long Island Iced Tea" and put it in front of Cheng Huang.

"You think too much, I just have no place to go." Cheng Huang took a sip of wine and motioned Hao Wenqian to get a cigarette.

"Oh... so it was kicked out by my wife." Hao Wenqian smiled and narrowed her eyes: "Want to spend the night with me?"

"Can your private room on the second floor be open for the whole night? Is there another dark room?" Cheng Huang was surprised.

"You are so beautiful, we are doing serious business, not a prostitution base, the second floor will be cleared after two o'clock." Hao Wenqian smiled and patted Cheng Huang's forehead: "I mean, take you to my house."

"Aren't you a friend who doesn't dare to act? Why? Are you fat?" Cheng Huang lit a cigarette.

"Yo~~~ He doesn't want it anymore, why don't you let others touch it?" Hao Wenqian deliberately elongated her voice.

Cheng Huang vomited two strangely shaped smoke rings: "Forget it, I'm not in the mood now."

"I knew it, now you are guarding yourself like a jade for your daughter-in-law." Hao Wenqian smiled meaningfully while holding her chin.

"Fart." Cheng Huang muttered, and directly extinguished the cigarette in the wine glass.

Hao Wenqian didn't care, she put another glass for him, and went to the side to greet the guests.

When I came back, I found that the person was still in the same posture, but the wine glass in front of him was empty.

"What are you thinking? It's almost like a statue."

"You said..." Cheng Huang raised his head and asked seriously: "What would you do if someone played hooliganism with you?"

"It's easy to handle, then I'll be more rascal than him, rascal vs rascal, let's see who is more rascal."

An understatement, like a current, made the intricate circuit boards in Cheng Huang's head go through in an instant.

In fact, he has already planned the way to deal with Yu Yang, but the method is really unbearable.

Hao Wenqian's words gave him an extremely solid reason.

To deal with rogues, only being more rogue is king.

Just thinking about it, the mobile phone placed on the bar suddenly vibrated.

Cheng Huang glanced at it, but didn't answer, and smiled brightly at Hao Wenqian: "I found you a big job, are you interested? After the job is over, I will bring you all the gold and silver."

"What job?" Hao Wenqian asked.

"Be my girlfriend and socialize with me well."

-

The caller was sister-in-law Chen Xiaomei, and Cheng Huang knew what she wanted to say even if he didn't answer.

He simply jumped back home the next day.

As soon as the front foot stepped on the threshold, and before it could stabilize, the back of the head received a violent shudder.

Chen Xiaomei was wearing an apron, holding a cooking spoon in her hand, and glared at him furiously behind him.

Cheng Huang touched the hair on the back of his head to make sure it wasn't stained with oil, so he dared to complain: "Sister-in-law, should I be glad you didn't use a kitchen knife, and getting some oil is better than leaving a bowl-sized scar?"

Chen Xiaomei gritted her teeth, turned around and walked to the kitchen: "It's okay, it's too late now, I'll get a new kitchen knife."

"Hey, hey, sister-in-law, good sister-in-law, I'm here, don't be as knowledgeable as me, calm down." Cheng Huang hurriedly stopped her with a playful smile.

Seeing that the troublesome uncle finally returned to the nest, Chen Xiaomei actually lost her temper a long time ago.

Based on her understanding of the old lady's temper, as long as this uncle is around, everything will be easy.

Chen Xiaomei pretended to be sullen and pouted at the old lady: "Hmph, I don't care, that side is the key point."

Cheng Huang looked in the direction and saw the old lady peeling oranges by herself.

He cautiously rubbed over, picked up an orange from the fruit basket, and started to sit beside the old lady.

"Yo, this is sweet, mom, try this..." Seeing that he was like air, Cheng Huang hurriedly stuffed half an orange into his mouth.

The old lady didn't move her eyebrows, she still peeled and ate the oranges.

Cheng Huang smacked his lips and continued: "Mom, don't just pick the white silk down, eat this to get rid of the fire."

The old lady ignored it and continued picking white silk.

"I fell in love with a girl recently. She is good-looking and has a good temper." Cheng Huang used his last trump card.

"Where are they from?" The old lady didn't lift her eyelids.

"northeastern."

"how old are you?"

"Twenty-eight years old."

"Are your hips broad?"

"Extremely wide."

The old lady's small eyes finally lit up, she stopped and turned to look at him: "When will you bring it back?"

"On call."

"That's fine." The old lady patted the broken strands and orange peels on her hands: "Just this Saturday, your Aunt Yu is going to make a full moon wine for her grandson, so take her with you."

"That's it." Cheng Huang couldn't be happier.

This is what he was waiting for.