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As Cheng Huang expected, the Yu family's full moon banquet was held quite beautifully.

It is said that the baby is the heart of the parents, even if Yu Yang's piece of meat is really not good food, it is still a treasure.

Unlike Cheng Huang, as the only seedling of the Yu family, Yu Yang, who has caused troubles and troubles since childhood, has been thriving in doting.

Although he is lawless outside, but in front of his family, he can pretend to be as good as he can, and walks every path arranged for him by the family with peace of mind.

It's time to get married, to have children, no, the full moon wine is also dressed in suits and leather shoes, with his beloved wife on his arm, and his little girl in his arms, looking like a good husband and father.

Seeing the harmony and happiness of a family of three as if walking off the TV, Cheng Huang felt a shock in his heart.

Apparently, Yu Yang was quite surprised to find out that Emperor Cheng was here.In his opinion, Cheng Huang has never been interested in this kind of family entertainment, and he doesn't even bother to pretend.

But this time, not only did he come in person for the first time, but he even brought a woman with him.

"Why are you here?" Yu Yang handed the child to his wife.

The wife smiled politely at Emperor Cheng, and left with the child in her arms.

Cheng Huang also tactfully asked Hao Wenqian to go over first, and talk to the old lady for a while.

"Come to congratulate you." Seeing Hao Wenqian walking away, Cheng Huang turned his head and smiled at Yu Yang: "You are double happiness."

"What kind of double happiness?" Yu Yang looked at Hao Wenqian's back, feeling a little familiar.

"One is of course that you are happy with your precious son, and the other is that I will come to congratulate you."

"The face is so fucking big, you are also happy to come?"

"Your defeated general, holding a white flag, has come to serve you as a junior high school. Isn't that fun enough?"

Not to mention, the nonchalant Cheng Huang came to beg for surrender, which really increased Yu Yang's sense of accomplishment.

Beauty is beauty, always take care of your face: "Look at what you said, I didn't provoke or offend you."

"Haven't you recruited me yet? If you are more ruthless, I will go bankrupt tomorrow."

"How can it be? We both grew up wearing a pair of trousers since we were young." Yu Yang patted Cheng Huang's shoulder and said it soundly.

Do you fucking remember...

Cheng Huang curled his lips, and just about to say something insulting to him, he was dragged to the banquet by the two families who flocked to him.

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The ranking at the banquet is very interesting, and it is also very flattering to Emperor Cheng.

Of course, the two elders of the Yu family are in the front seat, Yu Yang's family is on the right, and the Cheng family is on the left.

Going to the wine table of Yu's house was a clear enough signal, let alone sitting next to them.

The relationship between the two families was so close that people from all the tables below came up to toast one after another, making the old lady Cheng laugh from ear to ear.

Of course, there is no one more responsible than Hao Wenqian for making Mrs. Cheng so happy.

Hao Wenqian changed her previous coquettish image this time, and used a plain color clip to fasten her half-up bun behind her head. The hair was dyed back to its original color, jet black and beautiful, with long hair fluttering casually on her shoulders.A face with light makeup makes the whole person look particularly beautiful, graceful and graceful.

This kind of image of a good girl immediately made old lady Cheng fall in love with her, and it also helped her earn a lot of face in front of others.

"Xiumei, your wedding is coming soon, when will you do it for them?" At the banquet, the old lady of the Yu family chatted with old lady Cheng while teasing her granddaughter.

This is Cheng Xiumei's favorite question: "Hey, I can't control young people. Children and grandchildren have their own blessings. Anyway, I told them that I will have a grandson next year."

"Then hurry up! This is the most important thing." The old lady Yu slapped Cheng Huang who was eating nonsense.

Cheng Huang saw that it was not very effective to pretend to be a passer-by with a foodie, so he had to smile happily: "Yes, yes, I am also in a hurry. A man should first establish a business before starting a family. Recently, something happened to the company. I will think about it after I have been busy for a while." .”

"How can it be done? Your mother has issued an ultimatum. It's hard work to make a villain, and it won't be done in a day or two!" The old lady Yu has no taboos in her words, and she still doesn't forget to tease Hao Wenqian. : "We women have the most say in this matter, are you right? Xiao Hao."

Hao Wenqian pretended to be embarrassing, blushed and lowered her head, the mosquito called: "I listen to Emperor Cheng, I can do whatever..."

The old lady Yu immediately narrowed her eyes with a smile, turned her head to the other side, and asked her son, "Xiao Yang, aren't you going with Xiao Cheng? You should help him if you have something to do, so don't delay his lifelong event."

It wasn't until this time that Yu Yang remembered that the daughter-in-law of the old lady Cheng on the table was the little secretary who confessed to Cheng Huang in public at "Penglai Mountain Villa" last time.

He vaguely felt that there was something wrong with the appearance of these two people today, but he couldn't find any obvious flaws. After all, Cheng Huang is a master who can have sex with both men and women.

Yu Yang frowned: "Mom, neither of them is in a hurry, why are you so anxious? Why don't I leave my business behind? With so many suppliers, his company has the most business."

Although he knew it was a fart, Cheng Huang still climbed down smoothly: "That's right, Aunt Yu. I'm not too young anymore, so I can always let Yoko take care of me? The era of wearing crotch pants behind the back is long gone."

When Yu's mother heard it, she burst into laughter and punched Cheng Huang: "Still talking! I get angry when I think of it. Are you as bad as you? When I was a child, I instigated our family, Yu Yang, to wear the crotch pants upside down, revealing his little pants. The dick ran all over the street with you..."

"Hey, hey, Aunt Yu, if a hero doesn't mention the bravery of the past, why don't you open which pot and pick which pot?" Cheng Huang hurriedly pulled the brakes and led back to the right path: "Let's not mention the immoral things in the past. Now I and I Yoko is a good brother, take a look at the photos of our trip to Yunnan last time, Yu Yang is very handsome." As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone, moved a chair up and down to Aunt Yu, and showed her one by one .

The old lady Yu's eyes had been blurred for a long time, and she could hardly see things nearby clearly, so she repeatedly urged Yu Yang to get her a mirror.

Yu Yang looked suspiciously at the phone in Cheng Huang's hand, and quickly rewound the tape in his head. When did he go to Yunnan with Cheng Huang?

Just as the photos slowly appeared on the screen of Cheng Huang's phone, Yu Yang who had just put the tea into his mouth almost spit it out, and suddenly broke out in cold sweat.

These photos are nothing but pornographic photos of him and He Yunfan in bed.

Two naked men, entangled and hugged each other, the picture is extremely unbearable.

Yu Yang snatched Chenghuang's mobile phone and said, "Let me see." He pressed the power off button without any hassle, and after pressing it, he turned his head and pretended to ask, "Hey? Why is your mobile phone screen black? "

"There may be something wrong with the battery of my mobile phone, and it often runs out of power." Seeing Yu Yang who was still in shock, Cheng Huang smiled and rolled his eyes: "Aunt Yu, do you have an email address? I'll send you an email."

"I don't know how to do that, you can send it to Xiaoyang, and I'll let him wash it for me later." The old lady Yu didn't notice anything strange.

"It's okay, if Yoko is busy, I can wash it for you." Although the words were meant for the old lady Yu, Cheng Huang glanced at Yu Yang who was aside.

It can only be said that Yu Yang's face was ugly at this time.

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"For a long time, you didn't come here to beg for mercy, you came to threaten me! Right?!" As soon as the banquet was over, Yu Yang dragged Cheng Huang into his car and yelled wildly.

"You just noticed it?" Cheng Huang loosened his tie, assuming a relaxed posture that the mission was over.

"You are so fucking cruel!" Yu Yang almost roared.

"Who made you dare to fuck He Yunfan? That bitch always likes to keep sex videos and photos private. I dare not touch him."

Yu Yang gritted his teeth: "He gave you all these?"

Cheng Huang answered two words with a smile, you guessed it.

Seeing that Yu Yang was completely silent, Cheng Huang felt that it was time to get into the subject: "Actually, I have no other intentions. I just want to turn hostility into friendship." He stretched out three fingers in turn: "First, don't touch Li Mingtao, second, don't touch Li Mingtao. Third, if you don’t want to give your company’s business, I’m still not willing to take it, so if you give me the money, you can fuck me as far as you can.”

"What if I don't agree to any of them?" Yu Yang snorted coldly.

"Then our parents will have a chance to watch the bed action movie starring you, it's hot and new~" Cheng Huang whistled.

"Okay, brat, you have guts." Yu Yang grinned ferociously: "I don't believe that you are cleaner than me, and I'm not afraid that I will reveal your dirty things?!"

"Dirty things? Are you talking about homosexuality?" Cheng Huang chuckled, "Okay, whatever you want."

Yu Yang was stunned.

"Fuck me, you will only die faster," Cheng Huang's smile was cold, and every word could be frosted: "By the time you get my photos and videos, you will have died in the fucking mud a long time ago." .”

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Cheng Huang got out of the rickshaw whistling.

Back in his car, before his butt could stabilize, the phone kept ringing.

A feminine male voice came from inside: "Brother, how is it? Is my photo still usable?"

"That's right, the angle is so tricky that you can see everything." Cheng Huang bit the cigarette in his mouth and looked around for a lighter: "Did you really take a video of what you guys did on the bed?"

"Of course, it's still fake? My old lady has offended Yu Yang so much this time, can't she not even get a serious video?" Beijing accent.

"He Yunfan, your words are too damned." Cheng Huang felt goosebumps all over his body, feeling a little uncomfortable.

"I hate it~ People have always been like this, you don't know." He Yunfan acted coquettishly: "I don't care, what did you promise to others? When will it be fulfilled?"

"What did I promise you?" Cheng Huang pretended to be stupid.

He Yunfan became anxious when he heard it: "We have agreed, as long as I get Yu Yang's sex photos or videos, you can have fun with me. My old lady has gone through fire and water, and even put someone on the bed."

"Stop pretending to be stupid, just like you have suffered a lot. It's too late to have fun."

"Who said that! I don't like his stuff? It's small and thin, like a pencil." He Yunfan pouted.

"How rough is it? Aren't you afraid that your backside will be crippled, and you will be permanently disabled?"

"It's disgusting, but they are well protected, and the lubrication is all shopping abroad."

"Oh? Which brand? Is it easy to use?"

"I have used many kinds, um... There are OXI, A.Sarkis, 69 degrees C, I think A is good, it is slippery and watery, cool and comfortable," He Yunfan suddenly realized that he was bringing Cheng Huang After running away, he hurriedly put on the brakes: "Brother, you are so annoying, you deliberately interrupt here, tell me quickly! When will it be cashed out!"

Cheng Huang saw that the trick hadn't succeeded, and frowned: "I'm too busy recently, so I'll call you later."

"You won't drag me on purpose, will you?" He Yunfan became suspicious.

"There's so much nonsense, I'll find you when I'm done with the matter under my hand, and you decide the location."

"Really?" He Yunfan persevered.

"Damn, believe it or not." Cheng Huang cursed and hung up the phone directly.

After a while, the phone rang again, and the words "He Yunfan" dangled tirelessly on the screen.

Cheng Huang sighed, thinking sadly, it's really a fucking thing to owe someone a cannonball.