Dichlorvos Chronicle

Xie Liang and his party are eating wild vegetables.

When they came, the road conditions were bad, and the car drove slowly. Fortunately, no one was chasing them, so there was no rush.

Dou Tianye popularized several types of time travel on the way, saying that in many works, the worlds the protagonists travel through are novels, animations or games they have read, and then pulled them back to recall the past, trying to see if they could remember "Tongtian Valley" and "Zhichun" "Town" and other nouns, but Xie Liang said "We are not the protagonists" and poured cold water on it, which is honest.

The sightseeing bus arrived at Zhichun Town in the evening.

The town doesn't seem to be big, and the architectural style is similar to that in costume dramas, simple and peaceful.

Xie Liang and the others originally wanted to find a kind person to stay for one night, but it was very strange. People in the town ran away when they saw them, and knocked on the door politely. There was even a sobbing sound, as if they could eat people.

This is very embarrassing.

Pedestrians on the road quickly ran away. Seeing that it was getting late, they didn't dare to go deep, so as not to drive these good people into a hurry and besiege them, so they found a corner outside the town, planning to make do with the night in the car and try again during the day Find someone to inquire about the situation.

Several people nestled in the car, their stomachs growling.

Brother Zhao remembered that he knew two or three kinds of wild vegetables, so he took them to dig vegetables, and then washed them in the nearby river.Dou Tianye tore a few pieces of bark casually, washed them carefully, picked them up and took a bite.

The rest of the people: "..."

I took the wrong medicine and suddenly became so cruel!

Dou Tianye poohed a few times: "It's really unpalatable!"

Several others: "..."

Isn't this nonsense!

Dou Tianye looked at his companion with strange eyes, and said, "Well...in ancient costume TV dramas, it always says that there is no food to eat bark, I just want to taste something, maybe it will be better after boiling it?"

Xie Liang sincerely suggested: "Maybe you can dig some more tree roots?"

Dou Tianye reacted silently, and said, "I'd better eat wild vegetables first."

Having said that, he still took the few pieces of tree belts, probably taking them out to cook when there were no wild vegetables to eat.Xie Liang didn't know what he had made up in his head, so he didn't bother to talk to him, and returned to the car after washing the dishes.

The people Qiao Jiu sent to watch were far away. From this angle, they could only see Dou Tianye throwing wild vegetables and bark in the middle, and then several people formed a circle and began to chew. They were shocked, saying that they had never seen raw bark when they grew up. Yes, so I sent the message back.

Qiao Jiu was silent for a while.

In just one afternoon, Xie Liang and the others are in such a miserable situation?Or do you have a special hobby?

The subordinates finished the retelling speechlessly, added that besides the bark there were a few wild vegetables, and asked, "Would you like to help?"

Qiao Jiu said: "No help."

The subordinates were puzzled.

Master Jiu is obviously very interested in those people, why not only let them go, but also plan to stand on the sidelines?

Qiao Jiu waved him down, not wanting to say more.

He just wanted to find out if those people were from Tongtian Valley, if not, his interest would come to an end.

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Xie Liang sat in the car and swallowed the last mouthful of wild vegetables, silently looking at the mourners in front of him.

It may be that the mourning has reached a certain level, and no one complained when they fell into this field, but they all ate very well.

Xiao Ling stopped crying, the chess player stopped distracted, the driver stopped sighing, and the otaku didn't feel miserable anymore... It is estimated that the otaku is the happiest, because the time travel is in line with the Two-dimensional style.

He was the only one who cheated.

Has his mind been caught by the door today? It would be nice to have a good night's sleep after writing the thesis, let's relax!

Fang Yan was more sensitive, and raised his head to meet his gaze: "What's wrong?"

Xie Liang said, "Let's discuss the most important thing right now."

Several people said: "What?"

Xie Liang said, "No money."

Dou Tianye said: "There were pawnshops in ancient times, let's pawn something."

"Well, I'm just not sure if there is a pawn shop in this town. I asked Brother Zhao. The car's battery is running out. If we go to a big city, there will be no electricity halfway, and the gate of the big city may be guarded by officers and soldiers. Let's drive. Maybe I can't get in," Xie Liang said, "So my idea is that if I can't find a pawnshop tomorrow, I'll find a rich one and sell the car, what do you think?"

Several people were startled: "Selling cars?"

Xie Liang said: "The car can't be charged, so it's useless to keep it. We have to build a house, and we have to eat and drink, and we have to spend money on everything."

Jiang Donghao remained silent and had no objection.

Fang Yan glanced at Brother Zhao, worried that he would be unhappy and would sell the car as his own property, but luckily Brother Zhao was real, and he seemed to have known the decision to sell the car for a long time.

Fang Yan felt relieved: "I have no objection either."

Several people looked at Dou Tianye who was thinking.

Dou Tianye said: "Have you ever seen Digimon? They went back by car in the end."

Xie Liang said: "Then do you still want to go back, Yagumon?"

Dou Tianye was stopped by this deep question.

After two seconds of silence, he shook his head, and then asked with concern: "I don't want to reply, but what about you? Don't you want to?"

Several people looked at Xie Liang neatly.

Xie Liang didn't hesitate: "I think."

After a pause, he continued, "But let's be realistic. Turning back now, the car is also dead, so it's better to sell it."

Earlier than Dou Tianye, he thought about whether he could return to the original world by car.

But is it useful to think about it?Traveling across the country is already evil, and I don't know if it can be done again. Besides, they don't know the situation in the woods at all, so rushing back rashly may be dangerous.

The most important thing is that this group of losers doesn't necessarily want to go back.

Therefore, considering the advantages and disadvantages, selling a car is the best choice.

Dou Tianye was very impressed, and patted Xie Liang on the shoulder comfortingly. After all, not everyone is as calm as him.

Fang Yan followed him and patted him on the shoulder, showing his brother's care.Brother Zhao also put his hand on his shoulder and shook it, giving relief to an elder.Jiang Donghao was not good at expressing, he just watched him silently.

Xie Liang narrowed his eyes and stared at them unhappily.

"..." Dou Tianye and others withdrew their hands one after another.

After the sale of the car was finalized, several people began to discuss the price.

They didn't study the value of ancient currency. Only Dou Tianye was "well-informed" in various works. After thinking for a long time, he said with uncertainty that the ancient people seemed to only spend a few taels of silver a year.

They set the price to 100 taels and went to sleep contentedly.

Xie Liang is always a little pessimistic before going to bed.

The ancients didn't know sightseeing cars, who would pay 100 taels for this thing?Unless they can meet the stupid son of the landlord's family.

It turns out he didn't think much of it.

The town is very small, and there really is no pawn shop.

People in the town still hide from them when they see them. Xie Liang thinks this is not an option, and intends to pretend to be a villain and arrest someone for questioning. Unfortunately, before he can find the orderly person, he sees a villa at the end of the town.

In front of the gate, a stone pillar is used to prop up a horizontal plaque, on which are written a few big characters flying like dragons and phoenixes, magnificent.

Xie Liang and the others just took one look and then looked away indifferently, they didn't know a single word.

The people in the villa may have received the news. As soon as Xie Liang and the others approached, they saw seven or eight people dressed as guards coming out of it, all of them looked apprehensive.

The head steward looked stern and soft: "Who is coming?"

Xie Liang looked at this posture, stepped out of the car: "Businessman."

Everyone in front of the door was stunned: "...Huh?"

The next second, the steward said angrily, "Nonsense, don't think we will believe it, tell you..."

"Don't be rude."

Accompanied by this voice, a young man came out of the villa.

The young man looked cold, wearing a blue and white brocade robe, looked at Xie Liang and said, "Are you businessmen?"

Xie Liang felt that this didn't look like the stupid son of the landlord's family anyway, so he nodded and pointed at the sightseeing car: "We want to sell this."

The young man said: "This is?"

"The locomotive," Xie Liang dug out the advertisement they had discussed last night, "it can run on its own without being dragged by horses and oxen."

The young man said: "The price."

Xie Liang said: "100 taels."

Before the young man could speak, another person came out of the village.

The person came with a fat head and big ears, his face was full of oil, and he was also dressed like a young master. He interrupted and said, "What is it that costs 100 taels?"

This guy looks a lot like the silly son of the landlord's family.

Xie Liang felt relieved, and said in a more friendly tone: "The locomotive."

The fat man looked at them a little apprehensively, and asked, "Are you a foreign cult?"

Xie Liang felt that he might have found the reason why people were afraid of them, and said, "No, we are passing businessmen."

The fat man looked at them again, and ordered his subordinates to bring the locomotive. Seeing Brother Zhao start the car, he was so frightened that he yelled and ran back, only turning back when he found that there was no danger.Because of the embarrassment, his expression turned ugly: "This thing costs 100 taels?"

Dou Tianye hurriedly said: "Yes, it is more comfortable than your sedan chair and carriage, really."

Fang Yan followed up with hard sales: "And it doesn't use manpower and horses."

Jiang Donghao said: "Yes."

Seeing that this "silly son" was curious, Xie Liang politely asked him to sit on it and try it.

However, Fatty was too cowardly, so he asked his subordinates to try it, and he came over in person when he got good feedback.

Dou Tianye and Fang Yan surrounded him enthusiastically, and started a commercial chat.The fat man reckoned that they were not from other races, so he tried to touch the chairs. He became more courageous, and said critically, "100 taels is still too expensive."

Dou Tianye said: "This is the only one in the world!"

The fat man asked, "Can it outrun a carriage?"

Dou Tianye hesitated for a moment.

Last night, Brother Zhao learned about popular science. The speed of the sightseeing car is probably not as fast as that of a horse. I just don’t know if it can outrun a horse-drawn carriage?

"I'm not sure, I haven't tried it," he said.

Xie Liang added: "Ours is mainly for comfort, not so crazy."

"That's right," Dou Tianye said, "In short, it's right to be faster than others."

The fat man said, "Faster than a human?"

Dou Tianye said: "Sure!"

"Come on," the fat man sneered, "Don't fool me, this crap can still run past people?"

Dou Tianye said anxiously: "It really can!"

"Give it a try. If you can run, I'll buy it for 200 taels. If you can't, you'll sell it for [-] taels." The fat man said with his eyes brightened. "Hey, let's make a bet. Do you dare?"

The eyes of Dou Tianye and others also brightened.

Just bet, you ancients have no idea about the power of future technology!

Dou Tianye tried his best to control his voice so as not to appear too excited: "If we win, will you really buy it for 200 taels?"

The fat man said: "Of course, I would like to admit defeat."

Dou Tianye was very happy, and looked at his partner inquiringly.

Fang Yan and the others also felt that they could gamble, and looked at Xie Liang who did not express his opinion.

Xie Liang first looked at the young man who came out first, seeing that he didn't intervene, he knew that the fat man could call the shots.

He subconsciously wanted to nod, and suddenly thought of Qiao Jiu. He paused, thought for a while, and said, "Our long distance is better for us to see the advantage. Let's go from here to the entrance of the town and then back again, back and forth."

He pointed to the nursing home: "And you can't just send out one person, they all count."

A beauty is evil, but everyone can't be evil, right?

The fat man said, "Why?"

Xie Liang said: "Because our locomotive can run over most people, not someone who is good at long-distance running, how fair it is."

rigorous!Reliable!

Dou Tianye and the others immediately gave Xie Liang a thumbs up.

The fat man waved his hand: "It's up to you, I don't believe this thing can be so fast."

The game is open as soon as it is said.

Xie Liang and the others didn't get in the car, and stood beside him confidently cheering Brother Zhao up. Xie Liang thought about it again, and thought it should be all right, so he stepped aside and let them take their places, and shouted to start.

Brother Zhao stepped on the gas pedal, and drove out in the sightseeing car.

A group of guards ran a few steps behind them, their toes tapped lightly on the ground.

Whoosh, fly away.

Xie Liang and the others: "..."

Brother Zhao in the car: "..."

The author has something to say: Everyone: Why do such good people fly as soon as they say it!

Fatty: Lightness skills.

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