Dichlorvos Chronicle

Good people fly when they say so.

The air simply froze.

Xie Liang and his group looked at the sky petrified.

At this moment, the little black shadow flying away before their eyes was no longer a human being, but Ultraman Tiga.

Xie Liang was still the first to calm down.

He turned his head to look at the fat man a little bit, and asked, "What is that?"

As soon as the words fell, the other petrified people "flicked" to look over, wishing to see a hole in Fatty's body.

The fat man was puzzled: "Qinggong, what can it be?"

Hearing that this was indeed the case, several people collectively let out an "oh" with unpredictable expressions, but they were actually shocked again.

After they digested it slowly, they switched to the same channel again in their minds: Aren't all the light kung fu shown on Kilima's TV a lie, why did it come true here? !

Xie Liang figured out one thing, he finally knew how Qiao Jiu got on the roof.

As a modern person who has studied gravitation, acceleration, etc., he forced himself to focus on the present moment, and said without hope: "We are talking about running, how can we use light work?"

"That's not right," the fat man said, "We're talking about whether the locomotive can outrun people, but I didn't say how people should run."

Xie Liang knew this was the result and didn't argue any more.

Dou Tianye and the others were still thinking about what happened just now.

They didn't see Qiao Jiu using lightness kung fu yesterday, and when they came here, people would run away as soon as they saw them, they were so innocent, so they just thought that they were in ancient times, and they didn't think about anything else at all—besides, who would think of such a mysterious thing if a normal person is good? ?Even the "well-informed" Dou Tianye didn't expect it in such a short period of time!

But now that they heard Xie Liang's words, they couldn't care less about reorganizing their worldview.

Because there are more important things at the moment: the game.

Several people felt that their mouths were dry, their fingers were cold, their brains were empty, and their whole bodies were becoming weak.

This is the difference between 200 taels and ten taels.

Those who flew away were not human beings, they were all white money!

But it's useless to say anything now.

Several people waited anxiously for a while, and saw a figure appearing at the end of the path, which was the turning back nursing home.

Their hearts were cold, and they watched the second and third nurses appear, and then the familiar sightseeing car.

Huh, wait!

There are a total of eight nursing homes, as long as half of them run, they will win, and according to their knowledge of martial arts, heroes have to ride horses to go long distances, and light work probably consumes internal energy and cannot be used indefinitely. Brother Zhao still has hope !

As soon as the thought flashed through, they saw No. 4 Nursing Court chasing over and overtaking the sightseeing car—Qinggong may consume internal energy, but people can accumulate energy on the way, and then explode when they sprint.

In the end, the sightseeing car passed only two nursing homes.

Of course it was a loss, Xie Liang and the others didn't have the courage to go back on their word and say no to sell, so they accepted the ten taels of silver reluctantly.

Xie Liang watched the fat man and the onlooker go back, and came to Brother Zhao who was teaching how to drive in the Nursing Academy, and asked the Nursing Academy pretending to be curious: "I heard that you are very good at martial arts, so throw a stone at will. Can kill people, is it true?"

The nursing home said: "Yes."

Xie Liang didn't give up: "We haven't seen it before, can you demonstrate it?"

Dou Tianye and the others immediately held their breath nervously.

Seeing this, the nurse regarded them as ignorant bumpkins, laughed and said "OK", bent down to pick up a small stone, flicked his finger, and easily shot it into the big tree next to him.

Xie Liang and the others: "..."

Machine gun, this is it!

They are all bad.

Traveling through ancient times is not sad, what is sad is that the hell mode is turned on.

Xie Liang asked one more question calmly: "This is the first time we have come to Zhichun Town. I don't know where it is. Why are the big brothers so powerful?"

"You don't even know about Chunze Villa?" Nursing courtyard proudly said, "We are one of the four major villas in Jianghu."

Great, they were so lucky to bet with a gangster sect.

Xie Liang took a deep breath, suppressed the grief and indignation in his heart that "since I met this group of beggars, I have been possessed by the gods", chatted politely with the nurse, and got a lot of information, such as a certain sect, the first XX in the world, A famous devil... until he heard that a gang was wiped out overnight.

Again they feel a little bad.

As expected, this is indeed a world of martial arts.

And it’s no different from what they know, they’re all in the style of “If you don’t agree with me, I’ll kill you” style, it seems that you don’t need to go to jail for killing someone, but the worst thing is that people are very unscientific, and it’s light to bounce a rock. Slapping broken boulders with your palm is not like patting people like tofu!

A few pieces of tofu were gloomy, and they didn't speak for a long time.

After Brother Zhao finished teaching the nursing home with a sullen face, they hurriedly left the villa.

Xie Liang glanced at Dou Tianye: "Yagu Beast, do you want to go back now?"

"Yes, it's a bit," Dou Tianye said weakly, then added after a pause, "Actually, you can think about the good things. Those inaccessible caves in martial arts novels have cheat books. If we learn them, we will become heroes!"

Xie Liang said: "Do you dare to kill someone?"

Dou Tianye said: "It doesn't have to be killing people."

Xie Liang said: "Then beating someone disabled, you can do it?"

Dou Tianye opened his mouth and remained silent.

A few people silently returned to the original corner, formed a circle, and took out the poor ten taels of silver.

After looking at each other for a while, Dou Tianye couldn't hold back at first, took it over and took a bite.

Several others: "..."

You are so endless!

Dou Tianye: "Cough, I am..."

"I know," Fang Yan interrupted angrily, "You always do this on TV, and you want to try."

Dou Tianye caught him rolling his eyes, and tactfully changed the subject: "What should we do next?"

Xie Liang had already adjusted his mood, and replied: "Find a place to stay first, and then find a way to make money."

He said and sighed, "Originally, I wanted to go to Shaolin to become a monk if I had no other way out, so that I could survive anyway, so let's forget it now."

The others felt sympathy: "Yes."

After all, in the world of martial arts, Shaolin is an important role, and there is a high chance of a fight. They used to be cannon fodder.

Fang Yan said: "Then find a small temple?"

Xie Liang said: "There are few incense in the small temple, and it can't support too many people, so it may not be accepted."

Maybe it would be even worse if it was collected. There was only so little food in the whole temple, and suddenly there were five more people who couldn't work but only knew how to eat. If things went on like this, they were forcing the monks to kill.

Besides, those days must have been hard and miserable, Xie Liang had been unrestrained for more than twenty years, and he would not take that step until the end of the road.

"This is the last way out," Xie Liang said, "I really can't get along, so let's each find a small temple."

Fang Yan thought about that scene and shook his head in fright: "No way, so many of us still can't think of a way?"

"Yes, yes, yes," Dou Tianye felt extremely desolate at the thought of floating alone, and quickly said, "The most important thing for a family is to be neat and tidy."

The rest of the people: "..."

Can you talk?Your girlfriend cheated, maybe not just because of you.

Dou Tianye didn't notice it, and continued: "And should we go to the countryside and choose a gang name? Even if we don't mix in the rivers and lakes, we must have a business name in the future, and you think there will be other people traveling besides us?"

Several people were taken aback for a moment.

Xie Liang said, "It's possible."

Fang Yan was very excited: "Then let's choose an obvious gang name, like a computer keyboard or something, and recruit them all."

"Wait a while, you still don't know what kind of character they are," Dou Tianye said, "What if they are evil-minded and don't want to see others time travel, and they want to kill us?"

Xie Liang said: "Then choose a more obscure one, which is not only a modern object, but also close to the style of martial arts, so that they can't immediately confirm that we are time-traveled."

Several people said: "For example?"

Xie Liang thought for a long time and said, "...Dichlorvos."

Several people:"……"

Xie Liang said, "Do you have better ones?"

Several people also thought for a long time and shook their heads.

Xie Liang said: "Let's start with this first, and then change it when you think of something better. Let's go and buy a piece of cloth."

This topic turned too irrelevant.

Dou Tianye and the others made a collective sound: "Ah?"

Xie Liang said: "Didn't you realize that the people here are not hiding so well when you came back?"

Maybe it was because the bet was too crazy just now, or maybe they didn't fight with the people in Chunze Villa. Although the people were still afraid of them, they stopped running into the house anyway.

Xie Liang noticed several gazes.

People seemed to be looking at their clothes intentionally or unintentionally. When they were in the villa just now, the two young masters also looked at their trousers.

He asked: "Isn't it a little rude to expose the crotch in ancient times? Even if it is a riding and shooting suit, there is a piece of cloth outside the trousers, right?"

Dou Tianye said: "It seems to be..."

So they better get a cloth to cover it up.

There is no pawn shop in town, but there are cloth sellers, and they can buy the worst one and make do with it.

But in order not to be so rude, they also covered up when they decided to go.

So the long-haired Fang Yan put on Dou Tianye's cosplay clothes, and Xie Liang who accompanied him tied up Jiang Donghao's and Brother Zhao's T-shirts and hung them on his waist. Although the T-shirts were black and white, they barely looked alike.

Dou Tianye wore a pair of boxer briefs in his cosplay suit, and Fang Yan's jeans were too small for him to wear, so he struggled to put on Fang Yan's pink T-shirt, squatted down and covered the important parts with his jeans, and said, "Come back soon."

Fang Yan said: "Understood."

He also doesn't want to see his clothes being worn by others, but he is the only one with long hair, which is closer to the ancient style.

The two tidied up and prepared to set off, but they froze as soon as they took a step.

At the entrance of the town in the distance, the steward of the villa led a few nursing homes and kept looking around. At this moment, they met their eyes and rushed over with them.

Xie Liang looked solemnly, and looked at Brother Zhao: "Is the car out of battery?"

Brother Zhao was dumbfounded: "I don't know."

He was also shocked by the world of martial arts at the time, so he didn't even care about it.

A few people silently stood on the grounds of the villa and thought about it: they spent a lot of manpower to win the gamble, and they thought they had taken advantage of it, but they didn't know that the car stopped moving as soon as they left, and their first reaction must be that they were cheated.

Is it okay to offend a Jianghu sect?

For a while, they thought of many tragic scenes. Dichlorvos was about to be wiped out as soon as it was established!

Want a face?

It's more expensive than ten taels of silver to dismantle the things on the car casually, right?

But there was no reason to talk to the Jianghu people, and Dou Tianye was so frightened that he trembled: "Run...Run!"

The men Qiao Jiu sent to watch found a cantaloupe and wiped it on his clothes. He was about to take a bite when he saw the steward and the nurse, and his actions immediately stopped.

Master Jiu only asked him to stare at people, nothing else.

But if a person is dead, how can he keep an eye on him?

He was hesitating whether to save him or not, when he saw a few people under the tree in the distance "hula" and Sa Yazi ran out and was exposed in sight.

One was wearing a black robe with disheveled hair, one had two pieces of cloth hanging around his waist, one black and one white, the other two were topless, and the last one was wearing a pink coat with only a piece of cloth on his head, holding a pair of trousers... the whole The picture is very magical.

Subordinate: "..."

I really don't want to save him, what kind of group is this group of Jiuye asking him to stare at?