[Gintama] Coincidence is the parallel with zero distance
Chapter 67. Don't think that the old man can pretend to be stupid and blackmail and still be ac
The voice of Shinpachi shouting for her sister got farther and farther away, and A Miao and I walked faster and faster. Dragon Palace City is quite a big place, and the two of us still haven't reached our destination after walking for so long.
On the way, I was thinking about the plot of the Dragon Palace while walking, but it was too long ago, and I didn’t have a deep impression at that time, so I really can’t remember much now.
After walking for a while, we saw a luxurious palace that was very different from other palaces in front of us, and we were heading in that direction. The most luxurious palace in the entire Dragon Palace City must be Otohime's palace. Could it be that Otohime wanted to see us, I was a little nervous, that Otohime is an old woman, she came to me and A Miao for no reason, and it was probably not at ease.
"I heard that there are two young and beautiful girls among the rebels." Otohime, who was sitting behind the curtain, spoke, and people could guess her approximate age just by hearing the voice. Show it in the voice.
However, young and beautiful, although A Miao is a queen and looks like a royal lady, she is only eighteen years old, and my mental age is already over [-] years old, and she is also five years older physically. Compared with other women, there is still a gap. In the end, I was described as young and beautiful. Which subordinate is this, so cute.
Obviously, the smiling A Miao standing next to me coincided with my thoughts.
"For me, seeing a girl who is younger and more beautiful than me will not only make you old, but also kill her, but seeing you, I think it's a bit unnecessary, leaving you alone can still show my cuteness. "Otohime's mocking voice came from the curtain.
what?
Before I could swear back, A Miao couldn't hold back her anger, and she sarcastically ridiculed Otohime with every sentence. In her rage, Otohime snapped down the curtain blocking her.
Otohime's honor immediately appeared in front of our eyes, I couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
If I had known why today, A Miao and I were tightly bound by ropes, hanging above a large pool, and there were two sharks swimming around in the pool, and from time to time a fish jumped over the dragon gate and came towards us Get it together.
But there is still a difference between me and A Miao, although this difference makes me extremely sad, because I am closer to the pool than her, and half a body lower than her, I want to cry but have no tears, isn't it because I laughed , this Otohime's eyes are too small, the diameter is smaller than one nanometer.
I focused all my attention on my feet, lest if someone didn't pay attention, I would find that half of my body was missing in a blink of an eye. Occasionally, I would glance at Otohime and A Miao who continued to fight tit for tat.
Otohime’s camera in Dragon Palace City has already told us the movement of another group of people. If my hands are not tied now, I will definitely hide my face. These people are too embarrassing——
Oops, I quickly turned around, this shark can fly, why did it jump so high.
When I was in a stalemate with the shark, I suddenly felt the gravity increased, and my body fell down involuntarily. When I looked up, Otohime actually ordered her men to open the mechanism and threw the two of us down.
I [beep——]!There are two sharks below, Otohime, you bastard, I won't let you go!
Immediately after falling into the water, I felt the rapid flow of the water. I ignored the pressure in the water and forced myself to open my eyes. My eyes were blurred and I couldn’t focus at all. I could only judge their bodies by the size of a few black shadows. identity.
There were two figures, one big and one small, swimming towards me at high speed carrying the water, and at the same time, two figures, one big and one small, were running in the direction of A Miao, and I also felt that the water in the entire pool was flowing down quickly.
With the power of the red-clothed Kagura swimming towards me, I broke free from the rope, killed the shark, and wrapped the rope around the shark's tail. Finally, together with three other people, I broke through the water and attacked the shark. Otohime.
Don't ask me how I did it. In fact, I also think this is a fairy tale, and there are too many slots.
Well, thanks to the orangutans for now.
Otohime probably has no strength, but her subordinates are loyal, and a large group of people successfully covered her and ran to the only exit in the room.However, most of the sea turtles under her were able to compete with us only by relying on the crowd tactics and the hot weapons in their hands. In terms of combat effectiveness, they are far behind.
We didn't kill this group of sea turtles, but it was based on the loss of combat effectiveness.
As a result, A Miao hit him in front of Otohime.
I don't have the time to care about Otohime's miserable situation now. There must be no good end for A Miao's shaking S. Now I just focus on solving the sea turtles that can't be solved all over the room.
My feet suddenly began to shake violently. Before I could react to what happened, I heard the sound of '嗤' again, and it continued. The gray smoke of Tamate Box G that I saw on TV was released from the control room where Otohime Amyu was. I ignored the fight and shouted: "Run!"
Hearing this, Kagura and Xiao Jiu, who were standing together, ran towards the exit quickly, but it was too late, I watched the smoke spread to that place faster than people, I kicked it flying to block me The turtle in front of him gritted his teeth and jumped into the gap in the pool that was broken by Kagura.
There are still a lot of water marks here. Fortunately, the smoke from the Tamate box has not yet spread here. I walked a few steps while holding the wall, and the violent shaking finally stopped. However, before I could breathe a sigh of relief, an electronic sound came The sound resounded throughout the Dragon Palace, "There are still 15 minutes before the launch of the Tianyuanshou old cannon."
Tian Yuanshou old cannon?What kind of thing is that, but nothing that appears at this time will be a good thing, and there is nothing wrong with stopping them all.
I ran along the passage, trying to find the traces of Yinshi and the others.
I walked around the maze all the way, and felt that I saw the same wall several times, but the road was different. I ran all the way blindly based on my intuition. After running for nine and a half minutes, I finally heard the "electronic sound" Five minutes and 30 seconds' cue to run up to a dizzyingly tall building full of spiral staircases.
I glanced up and saw that Shinpachi was carrying a giant bullet and was climbing the stairs step by step with two dead old men, so I quickly chased after him.
"People of our age are most afraid of climbing stairs and talking about mother-in-law," I said after hearing the wig stop, "but I love my mother-in-law more deeply than anyone else."
"Wig, when did you become a mother-in-law? Could it be that the body is getting old, and the brain is going to see God?" I said unceremoniously.
"Mother-in-law, you are right about the wig, mother-in-law is really long-winded." Yin Shi said tremblingly.
"No, who is your mother-in-law, you are so weak, don't think that you can take advantage of me by relying on the old and selling the old, Sakata Yinshi, you are so weak."
"Get out of here, I'll come in person!" Otohime, who was not too far away from us, bumped into several turtles and ran towards us aggressively.
I turned around and looked at Otohime with a serious expression. Among the few people present, I still have the strength to fight, but I don't have a knife at hand, so it is still a question of whether I can withstand it for 5 minutes.
In a flash from the corner of my eye, I saw the branch in Yinshi's hand that he temporarily used as a crutch. I reached out and took the branch, intending to use it as a combat knife to meet the enemy. Although I am not a professional, 5 minutes is no problem Yes, however—
"Sakata Yinshi, let me go, when is it, don't pretend to be dumb, let go and give me the crutch!"
"Mother, mother-in-law, I'm already old, and I can't climb upstairs without crutches."
"Damn old man, you are already old, why are you still so strong, I can't even snatch it, let go, and I will pay you a new one after you use it, don't push it too hard," I looked at Yin Shiyu With a faltering expression, he warned viciously, "It's the limit to pay you a new one, don't expect me to pay you back in cash."
Finally, Yinshi let go, and I held a hard branch that didn't fit my hand. I held my left hand on my waist, bent slightly, and said in a low voice, "Hurry up, the future of Edo is still in your hands. Dead old man."
I saw that Otohime had already run into my attack range, I kicked my left foot, and rushed over quickly, but with just two moves, Otohime was knocked down more than [-] stairs.
Very good, the first battle was won, I didn't relax at all, and continued to attack Otohime.
She suddenly took out something from her arms and threw it at me without looking at it. I didn't dare to miss it carelessly. The ground rolled, but it was too late.
The thing I missed exploded instantly, and a lot of smoke was released. I was caught off guard and inhaled a lot of smoke. My vision suddenly became blurred, and the branch in my hand fell to the ground.
Damn, have you been recruited? However, I still bought some time. Next, it's up to you.
However, why didn't I run to the fort with Shinpachi by myself, but pinned my hopes on two stinky old men, who knows~ I heard Yinshi's old and young and powerful voice shouting in a trance : "Grandma!"
Who is your mother-in-law, you old man.
When I regained consciousness, I shook my dizzy head and looked at my hands. They were still firm and fair, exuding infinite youthful vitality. It seems that the matter has been resolved?
I leaned against the wall weakly and stood up. Kagura Xiaojiu MADAO and Kamenashi appeared in front of me very normally. It seemed that the matter should be resolved.
The five of us joined A Miao who was behind us, and the six of us walked up the stairs together.I listened to them exchanging their feelings after getting old all the way, and smiled slightly, I don't seem to have this experience.
Once the matter was resolved, the whole body and mind were relaxed, and they climbed up the fort without feeling tired.
The entire fort is in a mess, showing the appearance after the explosion. Silver Time and the wig have returned to their original appearance. Compared with the appearance of the two dead old men, it makes people feel handsome no matter how they look. The contrast is so cute. manifested.
I smiled at Otohime's question in a good mood.In fact, poor people must have something to hate. This sentence can also be established backwards. Otohime is too obsessed with her love, thinking that love is maintained by a beautiful appearance. In fact, the Urashima Taro she loves, Maybe it's not her obsession with her appearance, but her beautiful soul at that time.
Dragon Palace shook violently again, I almost couldn't help cursing, why the matter is not over, fortunately, this should be the last and most beautiful ending of this Dragon Palace City, our group, plus Otohime's loyal group The helpless subordinate gathered everyone's strength and finally lifted the heavy burden on Otohime.
Not only the burden that oppressed her life, but also the burden that oppressed her for thousands of years was removed.
The matter was resolved smoothly, and everyone was happy with the ending. We sat on the lifeboat of Dragon Palace under the guidance of Kamenashi and returned to a beach without incident.
Two days later, Otohime, who had removed all the heavy makeup, started her beautiful life with a brand new face. I also lay down on the sofa in the master house, closed my eyes and meditated.
Shinpachi came home today, and Kagura took Dingchun out to let the wind go. All of a sudden, Gintoki and I were waiting for business in the Master Room. They said they were waiting for business, but Gintoki was actually watching JUMP, and I was lazily bask in the sun.
"Hey, Miyuki." Gintoki looked at JUMP and called me.
"Huh? Why?" I vaguely agreed.
"Speaking of which, didn't you promise me to pay me a brand new crutch?" Yinshi closed the book with a snap, sat up and looked at me.
"Crut?" I looked at his legs, "You don't need that stuff anymore, don't you?"
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"Speaking is nothing, do you want to play tricks and not pay?" Yin Shi's tone was inexplicable.
"Didn't you not use it anymore? Besides, even if you are compensated, you won't need it now."
"That's right, it's useless now."
"Then why are you asking me?"
"I will always use it in the future." Gintoki paused, "Hey, Miyuki, when I need it, you can be my crutch."
...My brain reacted for a while, but I didn't react.
"what?"
〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓The above is the main text〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓Emma, I am ashamed to shoot after writing.
The Dragon Palace chapter is resolved, and the emotional part is about to show signs of it. I am very unhappy about the exam...
On the way, I was thinking about the plot of the Dragon Palace while walking, but it was too long ago, and I didn’t have a deep impression at that time, so I really can’t remember much now.
After walking for a while, we saw a luxurious palace that was very different from other palaces in front of us, and we were heading in that direction. The most luxurious palace in the entire Dragon Palace City must be Otohime's palace. Could it be that Otohime wanted to see us, I was a little nervous, that Otohime is an old woman, she came to me and A Miao for no reason, and it was probably not at ease.
"I heard that there are two young and beautiful girls among the rebels." Otohime, who was sitting behind the curtain, spoke, and people could guess her approximate age just by hearing the voice. Show it in the voice.
However, young and beautiful, although A Miao is a queen and looks like a royal lady, she is only eighteen years old, and my mental age is already over [-] years old, and she is also five years older physically. Compared with other women, there is still a gap. In the end, I was described as young and beautiful. Which subordinate is this, so cute.
Obviously, the smiling A Miao standing next to me coincided with my thoughts.
"For me, seeing a girl who is younger and more beautiful than me will not only make you old, but also kill her, but seeing you, I think it's a bit unnecessary, leaving you alone can still show my cuteness. "Otohime's mocking voice came from the curtain.
what?
Before I could swear back, A Miao couldn't hold back her anger, and she sarcastically ridiculed Otohime with every sentence. In her rage, Otohime snapped down the curtain blocking her.
Otohime's honor immediately appeared in front of our eyes, I couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
If I had known why today, A Miao and I were tightly bound by ropes, hanging above a large pool, and there were two sharks swimming around in the pool, and from time to time a fish jumped over the dragon gate and came towards us Get it together.
But there is still a difference between me and A Miao, although this difference makes me extremely sad, because I am closer to the pool than her, and half a body lower than her, I want to cry but have no tears, isn't it because I laughed , this Otohime's eyes are too small, the diameter is smaller than one nanometer.
I focused all my attention on my feet, lest if someone didn't pay attention, I would find that half of my body was missing in a blink of an eye. Occasionally, I would glance at Otohime and A Miao who continued to fight tit for tat.
Otohime’s camera in Dragon Palace City has already told us the movement of another group of people. If my hands are not tied now, I will definitely hide my face. These people are too embarrassing——
Oops, I quickly turned around, this shark can fly, why did it jump so high.
When I was in a stalemate with the shark, I suddenly felt the gravity increased, and my body fell down involuntarily. When I looked up, Otohime actually ordered her men to open the mechanism and threw the two of us down.
I [beep——]!There are two sharks below, Otohime, you bastard, I won't let you go!
Immediately after falling into the water, I felt the rapid flow of the water. I ignored the pressure in the water and forced myself to open my eyes. My eyes were blurred and I couldn’t focus at all. I could only judge their bodies by the size of a few black shadows. identity.
There were two figures, one big and one small, swimming towards me at high speed carrying the water, and at the same time, two figures, one big and one small, were running in the direction of A Miao, and I also felt that the water in the entire pool was flowing down quickly.
With the power of the red-clothed Kagura swimming towards me, I broke free from the rope, killed the shark, and wrapped the rope around the shark's tail. Finally, together with three other people, I broke through the water and attacked the shark. Otohime.
Don't ask me how I did it. In fact, I also think this is a fairy tale, and there are too many slots.
Well, thanks to the orangutans for now.
Otohime probably has no strength, but her subordinates are loyal, and a large group of people successfully covered her and ran to the only exit in the room.However, most of the sea turtles under her were able to compete with us only by relying on the crowd tactics and the hot weapons in their hands. In terms of combat effectiveness, they are far behind.
We didn't kill this group of sea turtles, but it was based on the loss of combat effectiveness.
As a result, A Miao hit him in front of Otohime.
I don't have the time to care about Otohime's miserable situation now. There must be no good end for A Miao's shaking S. Now I just focus on solving the sea turtles that can't be solved all over the room.
My feet suddenly began to shake violently. Before I could react to what happened, I heard the sound of '嗤' again, and it continued. The gray smoke of Tamate Box G that I saw on TV was released from the control room where Otohime Amyu was. I ignored the fight and shouted: "Run!"
Hearing this, Kagura and Xiao Jiu, who were standing together, ran towards the exit quickly, but it was too late, I watched the smoke spread to that place faster than people, I kicked it flying to block me The turtle in front of him gritted his teeth and jumped into the gap in the pool that was broken by Kagura.
There are still a lot of water marks here. Fortunately, the smoke from the Tamate box has not yet spread here. I walked a few steps while holding the wall, and the violent shaking finally stopped. However, before I could breathe a sigh of relief, an electronic sound came The sound resounded throughout the Dragon Palace, "There are still 15 minutes before the launch of the Tianyuanshou old cannon."
Tian Yuanshou old cannon?What kind of thing is that, but nothing that appears at this time will be a good thing, and there is nothing wrong with stopping them all.
I ran along the passage, trying to find the traces of Yinshi and the others.
I walked around the maze all the way, and felt that I saw the same wall several times, but the road was different. I ran all the way blindly based on my intuition. After running for nine and a half minutes, I finally heard the "electronic sound" Five minutes and 30 seconds' cue to run up to a dizzyingly tall building full of spiral staircases.
I glanced up and saw that Shinpachi was carrying a giant bullet and was climbing the stairs step by step with two dead old men, so I quickly chased after him.
"People of our age are most afraid of climbing stairs and talking about mother-in-law," I said after hearing the wig stop, "but I love my mother-in-law more deeply than anyone else."
"Wig, when did you become a mother-in-law? Could it be that the body is getting old, and the brain is going to see God?" I said unceremoniously.
"Mother-in-law, you are right about the wig, mother-in-law is really long-winded." Yin Shi said tremblingly.
"No, who is your mother-in-law, you are so weak, don't think that you can take advantage of me by relying on the old and selling the old, Sakata Yinshi, you are so weak."
"Get out of here, I'll come in person!" Otohime, who was not too far away from us, bumped into several turtles and ran towards us aggressively.
I turned around and looked at Otohime with a serious expression. Among the few people present, I still have the strength to fight, but I don't have a knife at hand, so it is still a question of whether I can withstand it for 5 minutes.
In a flash from the corner of my eye, I saw the branch in Yinshi's hand that he temporarily used as a crutch. I reached out and took the branch, intending to use it as a combat knife to meet the enemy. Although I am not a professional, 5 minutes is no problem Yes, however—
"Sakata Yinshi, let me go, when is it, don't pretend to be dumb, let go and give me the crutch!"
"Mother, mother-in-law, I'm already old, and I can't climb upstairs without crutches."
"Damn old man, you are already old, why are you still so strong, I can't even snatch it, let go, and I will pay you a new one after you use it, don't push it too hard," I looked at Yin Shiyu With a faltering expression, he warned viciously, "It's the limit to pay you a new one, don't expect me to pay you back in cash."
Finally, Yinshi let go, and I held a hard branch that didn't fit my hand. I held my left hand on my waist, bent slightly, and said in a low voice, "Hurry up, the future of Edo is still in your hands. Dead old man."
I saw that Otohime had already run into my attack range, I kicked my left foot, and rushed over quickly, but with just two moves, Otohime was knocked down more than [-] stairs.
Very good, the first battle was won, I didn't relax at all, and continued to attack Otohime.
She suddenly took out something from her arms and threw it at me without looking at it. I didn't dare to miss it carelessly. The ground rolled, but it was too late.
The thing I missed exploded instantly, and a lot of smoke was released. I was caught off guard and inhaled a lot of smoke. My vision suddenly became blurred, and the branch in my hand fell to the ground.
Damn, have you been recruited? However, I still bought some time. Next, it's up to you.
However, why didn't I run to the fort with Shinpachi by myself, but pinned my hopes on two stinky old men, who knows~ I heard Yinshi's old and young and powerful voice shouting in a trance : "Grandma!"
Who is your mother-in-law, you old man.
When I regained consciousness, I shook my dizzy head and looked at my hands. They were still firm and fair, exuding infinite youthful vitality. It seems that the matter has been resolved?
I leaned against the wall weakly and stood up. Kagura Xiaojiu MADAO and Kamenashi appeared in front of me very normally. It seemed that the matter should be resolved.
The five of us joined A Miao who was behind us, and the six of us walked up the stairs together.I listened to them exchanging their feelings after getting old all the way, and smiled slightly, I don't seem to have this experience.
Once the matter was resolved, the whole body and mind were relaxed, and they climbed up the fort without feeling tired.
The entire fort is in a mess, showing the appearance after the explosion. Silver Time and the wig have returned to their original appearance. Compared with the appearance of the two dead old men, it makes people feel handsome no matter how they look. The contrast is so cute. manifested.
I smiled at Otohime's question in a good mood.In fact, poor people must have something to hate. This sentence can also be established backwards. Otohime is too obsessed with her love, thinking that love is maintained by a beautiful appearance. In fact, the Urashima Taro she loves, Maybe it's not her obsession with her appearance, but her beautiful soul at that time.
Dragon Palace shook violently again, I almost couldn't help cursing, why the matter is not over, fortunately, this should be the last and most beautiful ending of this Dragon Palace City, our group, plus Otohime's loyal group The helpless subordinate gathered everyone's strength and finally lifted the heavy burden on Otohime.
Not only the burden that oppressed her life, but also the burden that oppressed her for thousands of years was removed.
The matter was resolved smoothly, and everyone was happy with the ending. We sat on the lifeboat of Dragon Palace under the guidance of Kamenashi and returned to a beach without incident.
Two days later, Otohime, who had removed all the heavy makeup, started her beautiful life with a brand new face. I also lay down on the sofa in the master house, closed my eyes and meditated.
Shinpachi came home today, and Kagura took Dingchun out to let the wind go. All of a sudden, Gintoki and I were waiting for business in the Master Room. They said they were waiting for business, but Gintoki was actually watching JUMP, and I was lazily bask in the sun.
"Hey, Miyuki." Gintoki looked at JUMP and called me.
"Huh? Why?" I vaguely agreed.
"Speaking of which, didn't you promise me to pay me a brand new crutch?" Yinshi closed the book with a snap, sat up and looked at me.
"Crut?" I looked at his legs, "You don't need that stuff anymore, don't you?"
(If there is something to say, there is also the text)
The author has something to say:
"Speaking is nothing, do you want to play tricks and not pay?" Yin Shi's tone was inexplicable.
"Didn't you not use it anymore? Besides, even if you are compensated, you won't need it now."
"That's right, it's useless now."
"Then why are you asking me?"
"I will always use it in the future." Gintoki paused, "Hey, Miyuki, when I need it, you can be my crutch."
...My brain reacted for a while, but I didn't react.
"what?"
〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓The above is the main text〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓Emma, I am ashamed to shoot after writing.
The Dragon Palace chapter is resolved, and the emotional part is about to show signs of it. I am very unhappy about the exam...
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