[Gintama] Coincidence is the parallel with zero distance

I sent Yinshi out the door with a stare. Although I don't know how I got into Yinshi's room, there is no doubt that it has something to do with this guy.

It wasn't until I kicked him out that I realized that everyone seemed to have something to do today, and Sanye, the only one who had nothing to do, was busy looking for a house and had no time.Bored, I turned on the TV and lay on the sofa to watch it for a while.

'Dangdang', there was a knock on the door.

Although I really wanted to collect the money, I was not so frantic that I cut off their rations, "Please wait a moment, I will be here soon."

Their jobs are very small, and only half of them are completed in a serious manner, and even fewer of them can get income to support themselves. It is rare for a job to come to the door.

"Yinshi, Yinshi, go to Tianzhu with me!" The voice was very familiar, but I couldn't remember who it was for a while.

I opened the door with a swipe—"wig!"

"It's not the wig, it's Gui. Ah, may I ask who you are?" the wig asked me blankly.

"Hey, I haven't seen you for many years, have you forgotten your old friend? It's so sad." I leaned on the door frame and said.

"Oh, I see, so it's you, Miss Shizi, ahahaha, I haven't seen you for several years, why are you here at Yinshi?" Wig asked seriously.

"...Who is Ms. Tokoko? Is it the beauty you met in Shimabara? I am also a beauty, but it's Miyuki's beauty, wig, you are so weak!"

"So that's it, so you are Miyuki..." The expression of the wig froze for a moment, a little cracked, "Mei, Miyuki?!!!" He looked at me up and down, inside and out, and punched me with his right hand The palm of the left hand said, "It's become much more beautiful, Miyuki."

... Hun, Hun Dan, even if you say that, I won't be happy.

"By the way, Miyuki, do you want to go to Tianzhu with me?" Wig wasn't surprised at my unexpected appearance, and asked me something very naturally.

"Tianzhu? Why are you going to India?"

"Oh, I gave Momotaro a corn dumpling. In order to repay me, he will take me to Tianzhu."

"Momotaro? What kind of inferior fairy tale is this? By the way, why don't you go to fight ghosts with Momotaro, but come here to ask someone to go to Tianzhu? Wait a minute, Yinshi is not here, I'll go get a piece of clothing before leaving."

Simply have nothing to do today, and it is very possible to be bored to the point of mold. It is better to go to Tianzhu with the wig, although based on my understanding of the wig, his brain circuit has always been in the eighth dimension, which is difficult to understand Very well, he said he was going to Tianzhu, but how could Momotaro behind him have anything to do with Tianzhu? Even if there is still a monkey, it is impossible for the Monkey King made in our motherland to be it.

I left a note for Euntoki and headed out with the wig.

Facts have proved that people in the eighth dimension should go back to the eighth dimension and stay there. Is it okay to go to Two-dimensional for the sake of being cute?

I followed the wig and sat on a huge turtle, and then the turtle could fly. We flew all the way to the sea south of Edo.

The sea in midsummer is very charming, the sparkling sea surface, waves after waves, maybe I should go down now and change into a swimsuit, and sway my beautiful youth on the beach.I looked at the inexplicably high-spirited wig sitting next to me, and helplessly helped my forehead.

"Ah, isn't that, Captain?" the wig suddenly spoke.

I followed his gaze and looked down - the silver-white hair came into my sight first, why did I see Yinshi again.

I kept controlling myself to ignore the chattering between the ear silver and the wig. Before I could react, the turtle under me was suddenly hit by a warship below us. In the violent shaking, I heard the captain's appearance, his back The man holding the tortoise shell shouted: "The only one who can go to Dragon Palace is Mr. Hasegawa!"

Ah, ah?Did I hear something wrong, Dragon Palace City?

...Dragon Palace City? !

Why did I somehow run into this chapter that science can't explain at all, I can't get used to it, Hundan!

By the time I finally realized what situation I was in, I had already rushed to the embrace of the sea mother.

If I go out with that sixteen-dimensional Hun Dan with the wig again, I'll kill him!

When I opened my eyes again, my ears were filled with the sound of waves one after another. I lay on the beach, recalling the story of Dragon Palace.

After thinking about it for a long time, except for Gintoki's Kameha qigong at the beginning, I have basically no impression of this story. It seems that Gintoki and the wig have become old men?

No, it's been so many years, how can I remember the Dragon Palace chapter that has basically nothing to do with the main plot.

However, this is an uninhabited island now, right? Although it is an uninhabited island with many people, there should be no one in a while.I got up and looked around, huh, there should be no one.

I opened my mouth to yell—

I turned my head abruptly, carefully scanned every place where people might come out, patted my chest, and slightly relieved that there was no one.

I opened my mouth to yell—

I suddenly turned around again, fortunately, there was no one this time, um, let's be relieved, anyway, I only shouted that one sentence.

I opened my mouth and shouted: "The boundless end of the world is my love, at the foot of the rolling green hills..." A few figures floated by in my peripheral vision.

I knew that I should let go of my guard just now and finish the song first. Now it’s fine. Although they can’t understand my Chinese, which is already a bit inexperienced, I haven’t forgotten the tune of the Divine Comedy for so many years, which shows that it affects the human brain and nerves. erosive...

I covered my face and kept telling myself, it's okay, they don't understand they don't understand.

"Well, I'm Shimura Tae, Shinpachi's older sister, may I ask who you are?"

Ah Miao, she is really pretty, and her small breasts are not a disadvantage, anyway, her face is really amazing. "Hello, my name is Miyuki Zhongshan, I am an old friend of Yinshi, please give me your advice when we meet for the first time."

"This is here, please give me more advice." A Miao answered me very politely.

If the acquaintance with A Miao is beyond my expectations, then the acquaintance with MADAO and Yagyu Kubei is completely unreasonable. Why do they come here?

After gathering a group of eight people to go to the virtual circle, heck, after gathering eight people on the uninhabited island, we began to discuss how to save ourselves.

In my impression, Dragon Palace City seems to be a huge movable castle. The hostess is Otohime, an old woman with heavy makeup, and the relationship between this island and Dragon Palace City seems to be related, but I have no impression at all. up.

We divided eight people into three teams, Gintoki Wig Kagura, and Shin Hachikubei two teams went to explore the island. Madao Ami and I were in charge of cooking here. Although my cooking is not very delicious, but at least After living with Sanye, a good wife and loving mother, for so many years, the food I cook is still edible, so I became the only one in this group who can cook.

Because the tools are really simple, the fish caught by MADAO can only be grilled in the end. I packed the grilled fish one by one. A few of them haven’t come back yet, but the grilled fish can’t wait, it will be difficult if it gets cold to eat, so the three of us decided to find someone first.

I don't know why Shinpachi and the others walked too close. We just turned a corner when we saw Shinpachi grabbing a turtle's hair and shouting angrily.

When I got closer and asked, I realized that this turtle was the one that was overturned when they took them on a boat.

"Mr. Kamenashi, please don't talk to the bones anymore. Cough, your wife has talked. Hurry up and get the boat ready, we are going back."

"Go back? Where are you going back? The place you can go back to no longer exists." Saying that, Kamenashi turned on the TV.

By the way, where did that TV come from... We watched the Oedo News on TV, and were shocked to find that people in Edo, regardless of men, women, or children, have all become grandpas and grandmas.

"That is the latest aging-promoting weapon developed by Ryugu, Tamate Box G. The moment the smoke comes out and touches people, it can age the cells, and Edo will become like this. Ryugu is attacking Edo. The reason why I put you I brought it here in the hope that you can avoid this disaster," Kamenashi said.

"Kamenashi! You bastard! It has been exposed that you harbored people from Earth! Get out of here!" There was a roar outside the cave, and we all turned our heads to look out.

"I'll count one, two, three, and we'll run together—hey, wait for me!" Before Kamenashi's voice fell, we had already run a hundred meters away. Just kidding, if we don't run, don't we have to wait for the enemy to bombard us.

While running, Kamenashi explained the plan of Dragon Palace City to us, while holding the box in his arms tightly. I glanced at it, and it said [beep——][beep——], all of which were secretly photographed by him The videotape, this turtle scum!

When we ran to an open forest, we were flanked by front and back, and there was still a way to the left, but seeing that the enemies had already surrounded us, we simply decided to deal with all the enemies here.

Xiao Jiu, a pseudo-man from a famous samurai family, carries two knives with him. I borrowed one from her. It's a bit short and can only be used as it is.

Xiaojiu, A Miao and I, all the women among the six people present, all rushed towards the enemy, no wonder we were so fierce, the enemy is really like a wolf, and our male teammates are pigs, Shinpachi can still hold on, MADAO ran around to disrupt the situation, and Kamenashi completely kept lying on his stomach and holding his head.

Our most powerful combat group is not here, and I don't know where the three of Gintoki Wig Kagura and the others have gone.

"Oh, I've been waiting for a long time." Yinshi's voice came, but it was slightly subtle.

I kicked the enemy away, and turned around to see——

Who is this?

Kagura said blankly: "This is Xiaoyin and the wig Alu."

"I, here we come, new, new, new what?"

"Oh, Mr. Shinichiro, you've grown up so much, here, I'll give you 50 yuan."

I snapped my wrists, twisted my neck, and looked at the two of them gloomyly.

"Mother, mother-in-law, ah, you, why have you changed, become smaller?"

"Who is your mother-in-law? You are so weak! If you say that you have become smaller, you are the one, a dead old man who is not half as tall as me!" I kicked Yinshi away with my foot, clapped my hands, It shouldn't have come with a wig.

In the end, we completely lost our fighting spirit. Everyone stared at Gintoki and the wig, and followed the turtle who came to capture us.

The eight of us were sitting in the damp cell, watching the 32-inch high-definition wall-mounted TV that came out of nowhere with Yin Shi and the wig, watching with relish one by one.

If people get old, there are many inconveniences. The mouths of two people are always moving. In fact, they don't eat at all because they have no teeth.

"Little Silver, what are you eating, Alu, give it to me quickly!"

"Kagura-chan, Yin-san, he didn't eat, he just has no teeth," Shinpachi watched as Kagura began to open his mouth, and continued, "There is only air in his mouth..."

Kagura opened Gintoki's mouth, revealing two neat rows of big white teeth.

"..."

"Oh, by the way, I still have grilled fish here. Although it's a bit cold, the taste may become worse."

"I want Alu, eldest sister give it to me!"

The sound of footsteps came, and four fully armed turtles opened the cell door, "Two people come and walk with us," he said fiercely, "You, and you, you two, hurry up!"

Everyone was startled, A Miao and I looked at each other and stood up slowly.

The moment I went out, I turned around, people of normal age were looking at the two of us anxiously, the wig was still watching the sumo show seriously, and Gintoki——

Looking at me blankly.

The author has something to say: Hahaha, Dragon Palace Chapter!

I feel that I wrote the turmoil chapter too watery, and the original story has a lot of plots, so when I wrote the Dragon Palace chapter, I decided to omit all the parts of the original work, so that the vacant part can be used for complaints, haha.

Most of the plot characters of Gintama have come out, I love Sister Miao so much, lol~ If Xiao Jiu is written later, the title in the language is Mr. Jiubingwei, and there is no distinction between men and women.